/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11842297
blackheads are awesome to pick out of the inner thighs of women with your teeth

>>11842297
Was gay for pay 15 years ago

>>11842297
sister has a nice brapper

I want to impregnate my ex. She has an IUD though...every time I came in her I was imagining getting her pregnant

>>11842297
who's the girl?

>>11842307
wat

>>11842325
my sister

I despise my family and look forward to having many children, utilizing my Bitcoin wealth with my children to fund combat and battle between my bloodline and the family I turned my back on.

Ive fantasized about killing myself everyday the last three years

>>11842297
i lost 10k usd from my initial of 20k

>>11842334
Main methods under consideration?

>>11842297
sometimes i say out loud to myself, "you must kill someone" for no reason. like i will be pouring breakfast and just say "you must kill someone"

>>11842334
Ideas are worthless it’s the execution that counts.

>>11842334
you can train your brain out of that, thought it might take a while. you can also take out some HVTs if you dont wanna.

>>11842297
I spam threads and make a lot of memes and everyone accuses me of being a pajeet but I am white in California just trying to pump my bags

>>11842349
are you european? it's probably your ancestors speaking through your genes. we're frogs in water and it's about to start boiling.

>>11842330
Thats just life

>>11842297
I'm unironically a cuck who enjoys watching my wife fuck other men.

>>11842297
My ex broke up with me for sucking dick

>>11842390
Is she hot? If so I’m game.

>>11842307
I honestly thought I was the only one. So fucking hot.

>>11842297
I truly believe in BTC.

>>11842390
Go on....how does it work? Does she look for men and just bring them home & make you watch?

I picked up a prostitution in Thailand and right as I was about to fuck her I touched her in what I thought was her pussy but then felt something and freaked out. I was super drunk and she was begging me to fuck her in doggy style position and I couldn’t see her dick so I did it real quick then ran away never to return. She offered to drive me home but ran and when I finally got back showered head to toe and never told a soul.

>>11842355
>>11842348
I picture peoples reaction when they walk into a room and im hanging.
Also sticking my head under the tire of a bus befroe it pulls away would be lit.

>>11842410
Yes
>>11842437
Usually go to swingers clubs

>>11842463
Did you get tested?

>>11842470
Facebook wasn’t the first social network there were tons of other ones. Execution is everything.

>>11842492
Tag me in man. Or do I need to be a Tyrone? In which case ill need to borrow some shoe polish.

>>11842463
Nothing wrong with some trap action, why is it a secret?

>>11842470

>>11842511
Sorry, anon. Gotta be at the right place at the right time. Its pretty much a spontaneous thing. We never really set anything up.

I have a little cousin that likes sitting on my face when i see her. Gets me super hard

Used to let African shemale hookers fuck my face bareback while I jerked off laying on their beds.
My greatest fear to this day is one of them had a hidden cam setup.

>>11842495
Yeah and used a condom

>>11842519
Nah it’s fucking gross. Only did because I was on the verge of blackout and already was right there. Only had to stick it in. But it happened but never again. Not into that shit. I like me some good pussy

I'm going to be on CNN one day.

>>11842632
What a faggot.

>>11842310
How much and did you enjoy it?

>>11842632
Cope
not straight dude would even consider this
youre gay, nbd, just dont be ashamed to be a faggot

>>11842660
Holy shit I love getting mouth fucked by a dominant woman. Am I going to make it? Should I just suck dick instead?

>>11842372
>it's not already boiling

When I was 16 I lost my virginity by stealing the neighbors car at 3am and driving two towns over to gang bang a nympho in her parents basement. We all climbed through her window.

>>11842737
Sad sad way to lose your virginity my friend

>>11842307
How disgusting would a woman have to be to have these?

>>11842615
Fucking lol, thank god.

>>11842297
Had "makeup sex" with a girl I dated who was a drama queen, I was over her and ready to move on, but the "sex" part sounded better than the "makeup" part.
One of the things she hated was BJ's. Would barely do them, never swallow, wanted me to pull out, didn't want any on her face, etc. So I finished off with moving from doggy to BJ before she could really object, let the first spurt go down her throat, then gave her a facial and slapped her face with my dick a couple of times. She got predictably pissed, I called her an uptight bitch, got dressed, and left.

I guess if she hated BJ's because of some traumatic experience in the past, I'm going to hell, but it really felt awesome to just let go after all the drama I had put up with.

after reading this thread I realized how boring my life is.

>>11843002
anybody thats been with a whore is cringe and you shouldnt feel bad for missing that

>>11842359
HVTs? And i would i train myself?

Sold LSD with my dead friend to the older high schoolers
Convinced this crazy girl to go off her meds so I could have wild sex with her
Sometimes I jerk it to gay porn and feel shame and then don't for a while but then I get the urge again. Yes trap porn is gay you can easily tell they aren't women in a lot of these. It's actually hotter imo if it's a really feminized guy who has no masculinity tbhfam

i fantasize about bringing the 4th Reich into existence every second of every day

>>11843085
One day, brother. Their spirits are with us in the value realm, and they call out to us to avenge them in the material realm.

>>11843032
>implying you shouldn't fuck a bunch of whores while you're young and handsome and then toss them to the side for a 6/10 autistic girl who will be with you for life

>>11842781
It could of been worse, I was the first one to finish.

>>11843085

1. When i was 6 my male 13 year old babysitter told me his dick tasted good and to try. I did, thought it was gross.

2. When I was 7 my 13 year old babysitter told me putting my dick in her vagina would feel good. We had sex multiple times.

3. When I was 9 there was a fat kid i would tell to dress up like a girl so i could suck on his titties.

>>11843193
yikes

>>11842470
>Also sticking my head under the tire of a bus before it pulls away would be lit.
>Would be lit
Amazing. Really though, don't kill yourself anon.

>>11843193
I also stopped being sexually desirable to anyone after puberty.

>>11843193
I lost it at 3, too good

>>11843193
>>11843226
If I told you my life since then you would be shocked.

>>11843251
That is sad to hear. My sex stories after puberty are vanilla.

I grew up in Zimbabwe, and over the summer my family and I went back to vote.
I was walking with two other guys(family friends) back from their house through a somewhat sketchy neighborhood in Harare and some blacks tried to rob us. One pulled a knife, I was packing and showed him I was clearly holding a handgun and told him to back the fuck up.

He lunged and I shot him in the stomach. The others in the group scattered and said they were calling the police and we headed home in another direction.

Later that week the crime scene was on the news but I'm safely back home in the states so I think I'm safe.

>>11842349
Sounds like Tourette's

>>11843109
>>11843143

i spend my days building my wealth and making fascist symbols in sketch lol.
once i make enough money i hope to go public with my beliefs.

>>11843260
What do you have to lose? Certainly not your dignity

My ex and I tried the cuck thing and she left me for the other guy. I want to kill myself every day. I can't masturbate without crying.

>>11843293
Should have fucked two girls instead of letting your girl fuck another man desu.

>>11843280
Godspeed brother. I will join you if the chance presents itself.

>>11843284
I meant shock in how normal it is after.

>>11843274
I’m glad you’re safe saas larper.

>>11843333
I should have said link 1k eoy 2019

>>11843344
1k usd frens, checked twice btw...

>>11843274
Time to slot some floppies

I wanna go down on a girl in a fursuit.

>>11842297
I'm actually gay and only fuck very masculine women to cope with it

>>11843193
based and redpilled

>>11843364
Why wouldn't you just fuck guys? You are already a fag, what else can you lose?

>>11843404
Its more about what he could gain.
Like HIV

>>11843417
What are condoms

>>11843274
Based and redpilled

>>11842325
Leila Lowfire

>>11843404
too late, can't switch sides at this point without disappointing everyone. it's not that bad.

>>11842297
i jerk it to traps not because im gay but because porn escalation

>>11843364
Masculine women need lovin thoo.

If anyone cares, here is sauce for OP girl https://deskgram.net/leilalowfire?next_id=1536199013660214718_51231484

>>11842297

Hi CIA, how are you

>>11843032

even my father has been with hookers when he went to other countries, get a grip on reality you boring fuck

>>11843448
You've experimented yourself into true faggotry

>>11843143
y u gotta get me in my feels

>>11843080
>Yes trap porn is gay you can easily tell they aren't women in a lot of these.

watching hairy masculine nasty dudes fuck a chick is gayer than watching a trap fuck a chick.. strapon lesbo shit is better but the grills have to be good actors to pretend they can feel the plastic dick

why are there so many women that literary dont do shit except sell their looks?

>>11843557
nahhh see >>11843607


it's actually gayer to be afraid of looking at trap porn

>>11843617
Evolution, it is in their biology.

>>11843607
Straight guys imagine themselves as the male, that's why POV is so popular
Do you imagine yourself as the trap you sick fuck?

>>11842297
I basically raped with my mentally subnormal cousin when he was 8 and I was horny 10 year old

Dunno how should I feel about it to this day

>>11843617
because it's easy as fuck? you would do it too if you could. way better than wagecucking.

>>11843371
I cant even type my shit on an anonymous internet board

>>11842414
I totally thought this was a reply to "like to watch my wife fuck other men" at first. Kekd

>>11842498
+DARPA backing

>>11842547

Why tho

>>11843448
Porn escalation kills souls

>>11843274
Fucking baaaaaaaased.

I live in Asia and whenever I drive my motorbike past a group of white tourists I yell at them “The holocaust never happened”. The look of pure terror on the limp wristed euro’s faces never gets old.

>>11844322
Just got back from lunch and this is the first thing i see. KEK

>>11843444
Do you let them peg you with a strap on? Or do you fuck them in the pooper?

>>11842307
those aren't blackheads, anon....

>>11842470
>Also sticking my head under the tire of a bus befroe it pulls away would be lit.
strange, I had the same fantasy for a while

>>11842320
Same here.

>>11843085
You're not alone. I suspect there are millions of us.

>>11843971
Ah yes blame it on that not your repressed sexuality and traumas.

You faggots are the worst. Own up to your problems and decide if they are truly inhibiting you. If they are seek help. If you are just a whiny cunt looking for an out grow up.

Trap porn isn't gay. It's natural that men are attracted to/excited by dicks. You don't like flaccid cocks in your regular porn right?

>>11842463
Happens to a lot more men than you know, anon.

>>11842372
it's been boiling since before the zoomers were even born.

>>11842368
Make better memes then. 95% of my threads on /biz/ are shitposts/ memes and I never get any hate.

>>11842737
Ehhh so you raped her? No larp?

>>11843448
sauce on chick in pic?

Im in love with a girl who died 19 years ago.
I wanted to tell her I loved her and enlighten her about the wicked ways of this world but she was only 13 and I 14. I knew she wouldnt understand.

>>11846054
Lanita Hot
>>11846068
Sorry fren.

>>11843193

>>11842463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fneEgwYhiks

>>11842349

Fucking kek

>>11843646
depends what part of the grill/penus im looking at or focusing on

do you imagine yourself as the grill when two lesbos are strap on fucking eachother?

>>11842297
>Deepest darkest secret you have that no one would honestly care about?
All of my secrets are things that people would definitely care about, a lot, that is why they are secrets.

>>11842349
replace "someone" with jews, niggers, spics, muslims, fags and liberals and i say one of those just about every day

>>11842470
You have horrible ideas.
Seriously, don't do the bus thing, it doesn't work out as cleanly as you're imagining, what will actually happen is the wheel will tear the skin from your head and push it out of the way rather than crushing it, you very well might even survive with medical attention and end up looking like a sideshow freak due to being stupid.

>>11842297
I want to just leave one day.
I wish that I had the resources and time to just up and travel the world from place to place just wandering with no real goal in mind.
I'm so tired of being stuck in one place, doing the same thing over and over again forever.

>>11843443
>classy Gianna Michaels

fuck yeah

>>11842297
my initial motivation for investment and crypto speculation was to be rich enough to rent instagram thots

I fantasize every night before falling asleep in bed about what it would be like to have ‘God Mode/Invincibility’ hack IRL
and going on an epic Shotgun Hunt, killing every Television Celebrity degenerate on Planet Earth.
All of them. None spared.

>>11844799
Feels bad. That’s all I want in life, idc about the consequences. Would be nice to see her have a life long connection to me

>>11846860
Not my taste even if was into fancy cars and instahoes.

>>11844322
kek

I like the smell of funky pussy and underboob.

>>11842547
>not the other way around
Welp as long as nobody suspects your a fag irl its all good

I'm an Eastern European who is 30 years old and have been a neet since I finished high school, literally never worked half a second in my life, just mooching of my mom. Since my crypto "investmrnts" haven't exactly panned out I realize I can't continue on like this and I need to find a job or go to uni or do something, but I feel stuck and hopeless because except for making shit up there is nothing I can put in my CV in order to fill in the massive gap I created. Trying to find ways to re-integrate into society is keeping me awake at night.

>>11843274
God speed anon, doing the lords work

>>11842297
I pissed in my pants during class when I was like 12 or 13 years old. I pretended that nothing happened but everyone knew.

>>11843448
>porn escalation
this is what a famous rapist murderer said: started off on dirty magazines, ended up killing dozens of women

forgot his name

>>11842297
I was actually too much of a brainlet to get into crypto so I started dropshipping as a side gig instead. The dropshipping is giving me $1k a month and honestly I'm pretty happy.

>>11846989

Do you have any in link?

>>11844869
it's real nigger, i've experienced it too. porn bad dont watch it.

>>11846885
...

>>11842390
If that’s legitimately your thing and weren’t brainwashed into liking it by the porno and media you consume then I say go for it. If both of you enjoy and consent then there isn’t a problem anon. But you should definitely let me bust a thick hot load in your wife, especially if she’s white.

>>11846068
RIP

>11842368
we are all frens. share your story anon.

I’m a serial sex addict. I live in Asia and fuck almost any girl, the more challenging the better. I usually fuck 2-3 new girls each week. I lost count of how many girls but it’s over 400. I’ve only had sex with 1 white girl and could barely get hard. I never meet them again; but always pretend I’m into them. I never use a condom but I have herpes from one of them, I regularly get chlamydia and it’s one of my biggest expenses shelling out the medicine to fix my painful balls. I’m so broken that I have a perpetual hangover from drinking with bitches I don’t care about and don’t think or feel about anything apart from sex. It gets old and every time I finish I lose interest and feel that I’ve fucked my life up.

Got a blowjob from a stripper today. Wife makes no effort to blow me and I resent that.

>>11848067
You def have a sex addiction
Go to a place called the cabin in chang mai

>>11842297
Explain this picture to me, OP. Is she fucking that guy or what?

>>11848067

Can you tell me how bad herpes is? Is it no big deal? Or a big problem?

>>11848146
It sucked at first and I thought I was done. Now I’m on aciclovyr and just take it twice a day. Never had any further episodes and as far as I know, the % of someone catch it is negligible enough that I can’t feel guilty for their stupidity.

I wanna be tracer

>>11848067
I do this without the sex. I just drink and do drugs all day while hanging out with thots who I physically throw off of me when they try to initiate sex.

I'm just sad and it fills the time desu. I'm really tired though.

>>11842368

Same, but I deliberately pretend to be a pajeet. I shill stuff I want to buy so people think it's pajeet shilling, and assume it's shit, which therefore fuds it. 4d chess.

>>11848200
It stopped being fun for me ages ago. I just don’t have anything better to do. I’m late twenties and most of my friends are married or whatever, so I fucked off. I like the ‘challenge’, most of the time the sex is bad.. every now and then I meet one who’s amazing and I end up regretting that I’m not unable to do relationships and I fuck her friends and she hates me. I’ll eventually get too old or ugly to score with cute girls in japan / Korea and have to be forced to go China.. then somewhere worse like Philippines or Thailand like all the ugly creepy old white bastards.

I paid a goth girl to tie me up and sit on my face. Honestly, way better than going to a strip club.

>>11842297
that im a fucking degenerate.

Sometimes I wear panties when i jerk off. Not even a trap i just like the way i look in them, many of the pairs were borrowed from friends and family.

I sometimes think about killing people as they're talking to me. I'll be listening to someone as they talk and I zone out and start thinking of just gunning them down or stabbing them or just pummeling them out of nowhere. Or sometimes instead of attacking I just think of doing/saying something really ridiculous in the middle of work that would probably have everyone hate me and then be fired for. But I only have these thoughts when I have boring conversations with coworkers or new people I meet. I feel like this is more normal than I think. I always just thought it was because I was interacting with NPCs and the sheer boredom or stupidity of certain convos just has me trailing off thinking about the outrageous thoughts I mentioned

>>11848239
I hope you do that for link tbqh

>>11848239
I've done that with one project. I was shitting on it and then posting on my phone saying that it was the best thing since buttered toast with a bunch of obvious lies and reddit spacing.

>>11842737
Based

>>11843293
top jej

>>11844322
based
i’d piss myself laughing if some random slope yelled this at me

>>11842297
>thinly veiled FBI thread

legit fucked my mom and sister. not at the same time.

>>11846895
This
That picture reeks of desperation

My cousin came over to my house one day (we were both 14). She said she was curious about what my cock looked like. I pulled it out and she suddenly put it in her mouth. We ended up fucking and I came in her pussy. Two months later she tells me she's pregnant. I had to sell drugs on the side so I could afford an abortion.

>>11849352
Me too, I legit fucked your mom and sister, not at the same time

>>11848916

Of course, what else?

>>11848355
Hey... same I just turned 30 so most of my spare time is spent with 18-22 yr old thots getting shitfaced with and watch them be idiots. My dad also just died of cancer last week so I have stopped hanging out with them for now, I couldn't stand the constant condolences and their offers to 'distract' me.

I cashes out in January and spent it all on whores and drugs, caught 3 different std's and now I'm poor again.

>>11842297
I’m a nymphomaniac but luckily so is the love of my life

Also I was jerking off in the bedroom with my brother sleeping in the same room for years. Idk if he knows, he was only 10/11 then :/

>>11842372

Bad analogy. If frogs are in water that is gradually heated they'll probably survive even if it's boiling. If they don't have time to adapt (water is boiling from the start) then they'll die.

t. biology ethusiast

>>11849517

how do you meet girls that age?

t. other 30 year old guy

>>11849517
>that weird guy who hangs around his little brother’s friends

>>11849352
Elaborate?

>>11850788
Go to Asia. Get used by Asian teenagers for your money and big white cock.

Back in late 2016 I kept getting Bogged every time I bought some Bitcoin, and after the "big crash" on January 5 2017 I sold it all and bought about $10k worth of ETH out of frustration, just to see if I'd get bogged on ETH too.
I told myself I'd hodl if the next 1h candle was green, and sell if the next 1h candle was red. This was early January 2017.

The candle was red, so I sold it all and left crypto altogether until late that summer.

>>11843113
Did exactly this, but my 6/10 autistic gf wasn't a virgin when we got together, and I don't know if I should marry her or not.

>>11850788
I went back to college to kill time and give me a reason to get out of bed.
>>11850817
to be fair none of them believe how old I am and when I show them my ID their daddy kinks come out full force
>>11850955
I'm in california tho, and they are white.

>>11842297
I fuck shemales

>>11842390
Mr Rhino?

>>11842372
Why don't you get the ball rolling then, you fucking pussy

>>11846817
are you me?

t. western european

all my money is in chainlink ($link on binance)

>>11842297
Dafaq aint about biz

>>11843274
Nice, good job anon.

>>11842632
>Only did it because I was on the verge of blackout and already was right there.
>Not into that shit. I like me some good pussy
Sure you do, buddy, sure you do.

Cope

>>11842463
I swore I would never have sex with a lady boy before going to Bangkok solo. One night I was talking to some short pretty Thai lady and she told me she did massages. I had a little money on me and offered to go back to my hotel after a drink or two just so she can give me a massage. She gave me a happy ending too and I said take off your clothing, she joking refused and said ‘no only massage hehe’. I don’t know if it was a combination of becoming sober or the gay laugh, but at that point I decided to ask “are you a lady boy?”. She said “yes”, BOOM! I fucked up. I thought well, I’m in too deep now, might as well do it.

>>11842547
I would be worried about the aids more than anything else

>>11848067
This would legit be me if I lived long term in Asia. I’m white, British, 23 and could not get enough of dat Asian poon tang.

>>11842660
is this genuinely how gays cope?

>When I was 7 my 13 year old babysitter told me putting my dick in her vagina would feel good. We had sex multiple times.
to be desu I wish this happened to me

>>11843293
this is actually Hell, and you brought this on yourself

I truly pity you

>>11853126
Come in Bangkok in January...
I stayed there 3 months last year and I fucked 72 qt asians. Some traps too hihihi

>>11842334

This, every day without fail for about 4 years now. Also my fantasies are extremely elaborate, I probably spend about 45 minutes in total planning the whole thing out, and then I visualise doing it and I really try to imagine that final moment when everything goes black. And then I get MASSIVE goosebumps, my visualisations are always super vivid so it leaves me pretty exhausted but I literally cannot stop.

>>11842660

Doesn't this simply reveal how autistic the Romans were? Because I was exposed to very little social conditioning, my parents where very careful to have me grow up without any freaky kinks (they grew up in SFO so they saw first hand how messed up people were because of dumb shit) and so I can say I have a very natural sexual attraction that is free from social bullshit.

I like womens bodies, every aspect of them, and dislike male bodies. I am a man. I refuse to believe in any social/religious/ideological reasoning that this is in ANY way wrong. That I am inferior if I like eating pussy relative to man who fucks little boys. I think the only way you can reach that conclusion is through severely convoluted social conditioning.

>>11843293
lmao

>>11847285
Bundy, it's on video

>>11853777
No, you just have daddy issues.

Not saying shit. For all I know I can be tracked and this will be used against me. Fuck you nigger

My wife loves to be humiliated by me and I don't enjoy it. She likes it when I look at other women in front of her and yell at her when she does things I don't like. We got into an argument once and she asked me to slap her so she'd lean her lesson and thats where I drew the line.

I hate it because I love her and don't want to be mean and i don't know how to turn it off.

I turned 33 in September and still have yet to go on a date or touch a boob because I never leave the house between work or the gym or to shop.

>decent looking

>good physique

>medical sales job $$$

Too depressed and self loathing from being an adhd ridden, porn addict autist in my earlier life to try again.

Am I actually missing out on much?

>>11855004
You should force her to have sex with a black guy in front of you. Just imagine how humiliated she would feel.

>>11855228
nothing more than character development, pussy isnt even that good but chasing it is what eventually leads to confidence and stable adulthood

if youre not concerned about that then u do u bro. whatever makes you happy

>>11855004
If you don't do it she will find someone who does. That's women for you.

>>11842330
let it go loser