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Hello,

I'm a swiss fund manager not answering any calls.

Ask my anything.
Also, the closest person to guess how much I lost since January 2018 gets a Bigmac worth of Bitcoin.

>> No.11811629

Swissbro calls:

ICX
AMB
PRL
SKY

JUST

>> No.11811632

You lost 2 764 399$ since january

>> No.11811652

Dude, we all know you are a pajeet larper. Everyone @ Legion laughs at you, because everyone sees through your shit. Fucking Wachsman shill gone rogue

>> No.11811653

>>11811593

20 miliion lost? At least.
Is there any hopium?

>> No.11811662

You lost something like 3mil

>> No.11811672

how much of your portfolio is in LINK?

>> No.11811677

>>11811632
>>11811662
hahahahahaa
He doesn't have that money. He lost max 2k dollars.

>> No.11811688
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$1.3 million

>> No.11811701
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHY DID I BELIVE IN A SWISS LARP MANAGER
IM BEYOND JUSTED
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11811703

>>11811662
A lot of it is locked. Many of the money is still locked. Putting money in certain ICO's was a bigger investment than 3 milis.

>> No.11811713

>>11811593

>He longed eth when Al was telling everyone to gtfo

>> No.11811717

So what exactly happened to PRL SKY and AMB?

>> No.11811730

>>11811593
you're fucked, they're going to sue you for all you have ''left''

>> No.11811741

>>11811717
rekt city along with icx

>> No.11811745

>>11811717

SKY: Synth went off the rails, manages to fud his own coin constantly

PRL: Bruno exit scammed

AMB: Manages to #fail at #marketing beyond #comprehension

>> No.11811746
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>>11811593
Nice larp, faggot

>> No.11811776

>>11811730
Wont get sued. Which could be worse..

>>11811717
Prl got brunoed.
Sky will come back in the next bull run and will be a hot buy.

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>>11811741
I can open cmc thank you.
I ask his personal insight and opinion.

>> No.11811788

>>11811593

>how much I lost

0 because AUM is not *yours*

>> No.11811806

4.5mil and credibility

>> No.11811846

How can you get to work in Switzerland for a fund

>> No.11811862
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11811862

>Greetings and thank you for your interest in Wachsman, professional marketing services in blockchain industry. Let's go through our plans, shall we?

>> No.11811880

>>11811788
thats even funnier
he lost other peoples money

>> No.11811893

>>11811846
Be white or chinese. Have a science degree. Study in eth or lausanne financial eng.

>>11811806
More.

>>11811862
wtf is this

>> No.11811899

>>11811746
cum on my feet

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11811912

>To each of our clients we recommend a "Swissbro" approach. "Swissbro" is one of our indian marketing interns that we use to infiltrate telegram channels and promote coins of your project!
>This carefully crafted persona is very believable, relatable and serves as a role model for all the crypto fans!

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>>11811899
check em

>> No.11811920

>>11811893
How many % are you down from ATH?
90% or more? Probably with those picks, jesus christ.

>> No.11811963
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11811963

Do you feel bad for people who fell for your larps?
Do your coworkers laugh and point fingers at you?
Do you get spanked by your boss for being such a bad bad boy and losing millions?

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>For a little extra we can also add a "Al Pajeet" to your plan! This crafty wizard will make your community flourish an convert every weak hand into a die-hard hodler! 500% guarantee!

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>>11811629
>>11811717
Would you believe me if I told you I bought all 4

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>If you are interested in upcoming Swissbro picks and want stay ahead of the game and know them before the "anons" from "Business and Finance" board on 4chan.org, please refer to the list of our clients here: https://wachsman.com/portfolio/

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>>11811593
You lost 100 bucks at best , because you are just a huge larp. Is clear you don't understand shit about markets in general nor crypto, your calls are hilariously stupid. Everyone laughs at you, pajeet.

>> No.11812050

>>11811963
Nobody feels bad, about abything. Tradable assets are doing fine. Non tradables are doing poorly.

>>11811920
Weight it in. I have more than 60% in bitcon, and then a lot of different coins most at least 90% down.

>> No.11812077

Why didn't you buy LINK?

>> No.11812093

WHATS swiss PAJEETS TG?

>> No.11812132

>>11812077
Honestly, I thought an established company was going to take the lead.

>>11812034
How much did you lose?

>>11812011
Great buys

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I'm guessing around 8 mill

>> No.11812158

>>11812050
>shilled shitcoins to gullible normies
>doesn’t feel bad about it
/our guy/ confirmed

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>YES! YES! I knew you would like it! As a sign of our gratitude we will dispatch our interns to post hardcore anal prolapse porn in this thread! If you'd like to unsubscribe from this feature, please write the code "SWISSBRO=PAJEET" in this thread!

>> No.11812189

>>11812152
Nope, Take. Closer than the others but still a ball park away.

>> No.11812262

>>11812189
20

>> No.11812269

>>11812189
ther's no way you lost more than 20M after 90% drops unless you literal bough tops every time

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>>11812132
>lose
Not a scrub like you, fondue manager.

pic related, it is you

>> No.11812357

>>11812189
35 million

>> No.11812358

Höhenweg?
Does this ring a bell to anyone?
Brule?

>> No.11812529

>>11812189

15MM USD

>> No.11812545

>>11812269
If you had some wit you could very easily find out.

>> No.11812564

>>11811593
kys greedy fuck

>> No.11812714

>>11812564
Buy some NEM.
Quantstamp.
And some others.
They'll be first in q1.

>> No.11812735

>>11812714
>I lost 20m USD
>Take financial advice from me

KEKKKKKKK

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>>11812158
our guy forever and ever