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> your total is $174.98 how did you want to pay?
> do you take Bitcoin Cash Satoshi’s Vision?
> no sorry only Bitcoin Cash ABC. The store over on Main St takes Satoshi’s Vision.
> oh that’s right. I have some Tether will you take that?
> we actually stopped taking Tether last week and only accept USDC now. Do you have any of that?
> no
> oh. Ok what do you have?
> I have some VEN, NANO, and a little ETH
> we stopped taking VEN because our owner heard Sunny Lu was shady
> can I give you some Nano then?
> Remember when we could have just taken the dollar? It was so much easier then why did we have to adopt this crap?
> * both laugh together*

>> No.11775948

Online buys idiot

>> No.11775955

>>11775935
dollar is the ultimate scamcoin

>> No.11775958

>>11775935
lmao kys deluded bear. do you know goldman sachs alone is worth $60 billion? imagine whats going to happen when that comes flooding into crypto (plus all the other institutional investors) in december after bakkt is released.

unironically capped and saved your post. the salt will be great

>> No.11775959

>Remember when we could have just taken the dollar? It was so much easier then why did we have to adopt this crap?
You know what would be even easier? If it was free. Basic necessities shouldn't have to cost anything as they're required for our human rights.

>> No.11775973

>>11775959
gender reassignment surgery and nintendo switches are human rights as well, its time to stop the playstationarchy

>> No.11775974

People who think we will go off the dollar are retarded. If anything the government will implement their own blockchain solution. Just buy chainlink it solves every problem

>> No.11775978

>not taking xrp
wouldnt wanna shop at that shitstore anyways

>> No.11775987

>>11775935
Chain link solves this problem

>> No.11775989

>>11775973
See you meme, but I don't disagree.

>> No.11776009

>>11775935
more like
>your total is 175 sats
>you guys have ln right?
>of course or you can pay with most prepaid crypto cards, or cc nominated in fiat that we convert on spot... we no longer accept banknotes however.

>> No.11776016

I was waiting for them to laugh about Request Network but it never happened

>> No.11776025

>>11775958
This is a joke, right? You can’t possibly be this stupid.

>> No.11776027

>>11775935
Smart Contracts would exchange this trustlessly. You could accept any currency and it would exchange on the spot.

>> No.11776182

Only if you could use a credit card anywhere in the world and it would the the fx conversion for you.

Ohh wait...

>> No.11776206

>>11776027
you don't need smart contracts to exchange
very basic script support is required: "A can spend this output within n blocks if he reveals s for H(s)" both chain needs to support it tho and it will be slow as fuck. but atomic transactions don't need dex or smart contracts, a special token or anything.

>> No.11776226

>>11775935
So crypto is going to make life harder for women?

Oh no!

>> No.11776261

>>11775958
what coins will it be flooding into?

>> No.11776262

>>11776016
That hurt..

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11776273

>>11776027
>>11776206
Cope

>> No.11776304

>>11775935
If this type of transaction happens w crypto it will be through an xlm powered backend that will enable settling transactions from any basket of assets to another. You want to buy groceries w some eth and xtz you earned from staking and the merchant wants tokenized 9 fine silver? No problem

>> No.11776329

>>11775935
LINK solves the shitcoin problem.

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>>11776304
I haev croptors. Pls rake ma croptors.
Yuo gon git goud monis.

>> No.11776460

unironically just bought 100K thanks

>> No.11776484
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>>11775935
let's say she was using Apple Pay or Android Pay instead using her smartphone

how would the process be different for crypto

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>>11775958

>(((JP Morgan))) actually bagholding your shitcoins

Lol no.

They're going to create derivatives contracts and short the ever living shit out of your shitcoins and make a killing.

>> No.11776540

>>11775935
I swear to god these fags are just trolling you all. How could anyone take bitcoin seriously at this point? I can't cringe hard enough

>> No.11776559

>>11775987
So does omise go.

>> No.11776574

>retail stores with npc cashier's in the future

You are not going to make it Anon, shit will be automated like crazy and the vast amjority of purchases outside of maybe fresh food will be delivered directly to your home.

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>>11776261
Chainlink Obviously.

$20K EOY confirmed