/biz/ - Business & Finance

Still recovering from all my chickens drowning in the shrimp tanks I keep in my mushroom basement. They ate all the snails first, though.

>>11757473
>honey is the real black pill

>>11757473
>bees dying off

Not anymore faglord.

>>11757473
There is a honey cartel in the us. You are mostly buying honey mixed with som bullshit from asian black markets.

Because what you just said is readily available info, so it is already reflected in the price. There is no way to get an edge without privileged information. This is basic stuff that should be stickied to this shitboard.

>>11757473
The real money is in selling broods and breeding queens for hobby beekeepers

t. actually keeps bees

>>11757578
hehe

Just ordered 100k honey.

>>11757473

>2x your money after a DECADE

WOAH IM GONNA BE RICH

>>11757473
that chart is deceiving. in reality you're losing money on this due to the price not keeping up with inflation.

on a side note, a honey blow job is something to live for

>>11757646
>le efficient market hypothesis
did being in crypto teach you nothing? there is no such thing as an efficient market. see all the shit that pumps straight after mainnet launch in 2017 (even though it was public news that the mainnet would launch on that date)

>>11758094
To receive or to give?

>>11757473
I'd need a shitload of storage space to put even 10% of my portfolio into honey. And no, buying honey company stocks doesn't work in this scenario. They will start to go belly up, as their bee numbers dwindle.

>>11757638
>he doesn't get it from his local farmers
genuinely tastes better too, with all the different flower flavours.
Bees are the most bro-tier animals alive, alongside earthworms and ladybugs

>>11758771
wouldn't they price moon though as supply dwindles?

>>11757473
I am. got multiple batches of mead bubbling and way too many supers in the basement that that I haven't gotten around to extracting yet. rest of my portfolio is shit though.

I fucking love honey

>>11758909
I volunteered at a garden with like 7 hives and the bees never bothered us even when I was nearby watching them work
they pollinate the plants for us and give us honey total bro tier
if mead makes a comeback honey markets will boom

>>11757578
fpbp /thread

>>11757950
My bought bees kept absconding and I have no idea why, no mites, no moths, no beetles, plenty of flow where I'm at. They just say fuck it and leave... every single one I've bought. All the hives I've removed for things have stayed in place. Pisses me off so much.

>>11758047
you're an incredible hedge fund if you can get 10%/year, retard. let's do math:
100k in hedge fund:
y1: 110,000
y2: 121,000
y3: 133,100
y4: 146,410
y5: 161,051
y6: 177,156
y7: 194,871
y8: 214,000...etc
"WOW, BUT SEE ANON, I DOUBLED MY MONEY IN 7.5 YEARS NOT 10 " -- YEAH FAGGOT, AND YOU THINK EVERY FUND CAN GET 10% YEAR AFTER YEAR? HELL NO.
but honey? you're GETTING that 2x. we can't stop shitting on the environment and popping out useless children who need to consume.
long honey. alt investments are immune to financial crisis and catastrophe scenarios on small-scales, too.

>>11757473
>Long honey
Is this an actual thing I can do because I would buy derivatives of that shit rather than buying honey in a country that doesn't have much honey. Please tell me how to do this

Guys, like anon >>11759134 said, is there a real way of longing this? This is something I would genuinely invest in too, although maybe not in specific companies.

>>11759057
you need a queen

>>11757473
you realize honey has botulinum inside right? thats the most potent toxin in the world

>>11759224
All of them have been queen-right

>>11757473
Where am I gonna store thousands of pounds of honey?

Ambrosus is about to put these honey cartels out of business. Europe is first. Mark my words.

>>11757473
The problem is that is not as liquid as stocks, it will make you rich if the bees actually die but in that case you'd probably get fucked anyways

>>11759504
That actually sounds good, reminds me of this. As a future farmer I can't wait to be dealing using supply chains

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-01-22/dreyfus-teams-with-banks-for-first-agriculture-blockchain-trade

>>11759522
You can heat honey up to make it more liquid.

>>11757473
Thanks just bought 100K honeycombs

>>11759617
Ambrosus is already working with 4 states of the European Union concerning honey tracking due to the massive problem of honey cartels and sub par/fake honey products. If 1 more European Union members jumps on, ambrosus solution will be adopted by all of Europe. 5 members on board = all of Europe on board.

There is documentary about honey on Netflix, I had no clue how big of a problem honey is. I also had no clue there were mother fucking honey cartels.

Honey never expiring is a meme.

mmmm honey. 500 linkies to anyone who'll deliver honey to my house

>>11759617
https://blog.ambrosus.com/partnerships-with-h-ve-honey-blendhub-and-flatev-514a49e7214

"In a unique partnership between Ambrosus and H!VE Honey, the innovative and transformative potential of Ambrosus’ blockchain and IoT platform will be leveraged to create a sustainable market for all-natural, high quality honey within the European Union.

More specifically, the solution that has been put in place allows for local and specialized honey producers around Europe to utilize the blockchain-based Ambrosus Network as a core technological solution capable of proving the origin, journey, quality testing results, and certification of their honey products. The real benefit however comes from the transparency provided to the end-consumer: by marketing honey with QR codes attached to the packaging of the product, the honey producers in the collaborative stand to differentiate their honey as a ‘high-value product’ against the normally generic, diluted, and mass produced honey currently on the market. Practically speaking, with end-to-end traceability, the honey producers will be able to increase their profit margins based upon demonstrated quality assurance."

>>11759708
THE BEST PART:

"In terms of the scalability and future growth potential of the industrial project an upcoming legal directive is of particular importance: in December, 2019 a European Union Food Traceability Regulation will enter into force, requiring manufacturers and retailers to provide traceability and authenticity-based data for food, feed, and animals to EU authorities upon request (honey producers included). Ambrosus, working alongside a quality assurance partner, will be able to offer the entire honey industry an integrated solution capable of seamlessly complying with the regulation in question.

From such a context, Ambrosus has the opportunity to pioneer a revolutionary honey standard for European Union Member States: According to European Union legislation, once 5 of the 500 agri-food regions within the EU incorporate a certain standard for their quality testing purposes, this standard can then become a recognized food quality standard across Europe. As the Ambrosus honey standard would be a unique and original standard for honey producers in Europe—implemented to distinguish authentic, natural, and quality-tested honey products from the rest—the number of participants involved would rise significantly."

>>11759722
>>11759708
Based and redpilled
One thing to remember is if ambrosus announces a partnership they will be 100% using the public chain. This is not fucking vechain China hustle pr bullshit. Wave 0 of masternodes are being onboarded as we speak.

>>11759661
Was it called 'Rotten'? I'll check it out.
'More than honey' on youtube is a good one I found, didn't know California relied on hiring pollination so much. Colony collapse disorder completely fucked things over the last decade, and I heard from farmers that despite being the largest producer China is also having huge problems and losing a lot of bees

>>11759708
>>11759722
thanks anon that is brilliant, EU backing is even better than I hoped. I'm guessing Ambrosus is AMB on binance? at $0.15 it might make a decent long investment

>>11759804
Yes, amb on binance. Stock up. Easiest 10x you will see.

>>11757473
>invest into honey futures
>start genociding bees to create scarcity
Who's in?

>>11758985
craft mead is unironically the next craft beer/gin craze. you can infuze all kinds of flavours and fun shit (like mushrooms). my friend and his dad brewed a few batches in highschool, shit was delicious and apparently easy as fuck to brew.

>>11757473
>investing in honey companies
If theres no honey to harvest, honey companies die. Therefore it makes zero sense to invest in honey. It makes more sense to just go buy a bunch of honey at the grocery store and then throw it in a cellar for the next two decades. Even then, its way more likely that the whole plan falls apart because scientists will either just genetically engineer a breed of bee which is resistant to CCD, or switch to maximizing honey production from wasps in the southern US and Mexico.

>>11758094
Tell me more about this

>>11759817
>mead
yes AMB on Binance, Amborous is great, big winner

>>11759857
last year i bought 10 gallons of honey from the closest small time beekeeper i could find. been making mead from it ever since. literally all you do is mix liquid honey with water 1qt/gal and toss in some yeast (campden and nutrients are a meme). it ferments for 6 months then u let it sit in a bottle for 6more+ months. just takes time is all. fucking delicious and a u get really intelligent buzz. not sure if its true but all the scribes/poets of old were fuckd on mead when writing. unironically want to open a craft mead/cidery if i ever make it

>>11760002
not so sure about amb, where can i learn more about its tech?

>>11760016

On their website.

>>11760029
>>11760016
yes google amborous, its a great pick, you wont regret

>>11760002
Kys cracker trying imitate a pajeet.

Ambrosus partnered with a honey company in the EU and they are trying to become the union's sole supplier of honey

>>11760140
Look up the definition of supplier fag.

>>11760140
Sounds like the makings of a good business

>>11760104
>t. actually offended pajeet

>>11757578
this desu senpai

>>11760162
That was a bad choice of words sorry I'm high

>>11757578
lol

>>11760104
pajeet? speak english

WAGEIBEES ARE REVEALING
NO MORE HONEY FOR YOU NEETS

Average person doesn't care about honey. They are fine with corn syrup. They also don't care that bees pollinate damn near everything. Robots can do it.

How much honey can 1 hive make? What's stopping me from putting 100 beehives in my field?

you know honey is bee shit,right?

you are literally putting your money in insect shit

>>11759057
>even bees dislike & avoid him
How insufferable is your mere presence?

>>11760678
If it smells it sells
Tasty too

>>11759846
YOU FUCKING LEAVE OUR BEES ALONE YOU CUNT

>>11760016
>>11760039
You forgot to change your ip, Manvinder.

>>11759633
lel

Also you should consider that as honey gets more expensive people will move to other kinds of syrup.

>>11759633
Top jej

>>11760628
Average around here is 39kg

>>11760909
If everybody thought like this, Whole Foods wouldn’t be a thing. People pay for quality, especially when it comes to their health.

>>11759473
Did you remove the new queens from the hive? I don't what they are called in burgerspeak. Anyway, if you don't remove the new queens, they will hatch and your hive will fuck off with them.
t. grandpa is a beekeeper

>>11757638
mixed with sugar and water, not a rocket science

>>11757578
>snails and shrimps
yep... those were the good times
*sips*

>>11761812
Shrimps are still a fantastic business decision fgt.