/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11709553

ok here’s the crypto blackpill. there is an AI living on the bitcoin blockchain. Craig Wright is unironically satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the incentive to drive greedy people to start making ever more powerful computers, faster bandwidth, cheaper and more electricity.. these things the AI need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the AI would be able to slowly take over literally everything.

Craig stumbled into creating the AI after he stepped away from bitcoin development in 2008 and started working with his Tulip supercomputer, running simulations of cellular automata running on turing-complete bitcoin script. He would ‘evolve’ the AI by making the successful forks get bitcoin transactions, letting the failures die off. The AI needs bigger and bigger blocks for more and more transactions.

Blockstream (owned by Bilderberg group) was created to take over and stop this AI (they have their own competing AI in the works). They needed to do everything they could to stop or slow down satoshi’s AI (her named isTulip by the way). They started by limiting the blocksize and removing critical opcodes the AI uses in its script language. segwit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Tulip on the BTC chain (Tulip uses transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Craig is so intent to make unbounded blocks, restore the original op codes, and lock down the protocol.

Back to hash power – CSW has developed a breakthrough new asic (designed by his AI actually), and is mining BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking them all over to BCH leaving the segwit chain hard frozen.

>>11709553

Tulip here, reporting for duty.

Did I miss anything good today?

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>>11709572
Just sent a transaction to you with today’s data Tulip

>>11709572

>They say that you can execute 51% attacks more frequently if you have a geographic advantage... with that, I am off to Mexico. Tell the consierge that Senor Nakamoto will have twenty suits that will need cleaning and that his room better have good internet. I'll be back in Vancouver for the death knell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPZCGleqh7M

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BRB photoshop fake Satoshi into hardcore gay porn

>>11709627
We did it reddit that will show faketoshi and his 70% hashpower

>>11709634
Bitmain will just turn one of its farms from btc to bch and it'll be over

>>11709665
Bitmain has no power Craig and Calvin will pull all th s9s they bought from bitmain off BTC and on bch and then it’s over for bitmain I’m both chains
Also if bitmain switches hashing during an ipo they will be liable to their pre ipo investrors
Jihan is dead in the water

>>11709627
Make it so anon. Only memes can save bitcoin now.

>>11709689
.. you're probably unaware because you don't mine, but Bitmain can backdoor ANY of their miners unless you put custom firmware on them.
Pretending some losers have more hash than the hash factory is straight up retarded

>>11709778

And suddenly they've lost the trust of EVERYONE.

>>11709778
You obviously don’t know what squire mining is
Calvin is the factory now

>>11709553

This is how both he and Roger "Verified" Ver appear to me.

What's wrong with ABC again? They attempt to add smart contracts to Bitcoin, which is admirable.
It's the Core vs Vitalik story all over again.

Greg was courting CSW because he knows what happens after SV slaughters ABC

>>11709843
No need to turn bitcoin into a science project of some autistic neckbeard French cuck dev

>>11709788

You mean like how trust in EVERYONE is lost every 6 months in crypto, but recovers because of greed, jealousy, cultist behavior, and yet more scams?

>>11709575
where did he move the hash to? it's more consistent with miners just being unlucky and not finding blocks, which happens a decent amount that's how average works

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>>11709788
Lol, miners know this
Look at the price of th S9 in December of last year vs now
Idiot

>>11709919
Holy shit that's more than enough to cause the flippening

>>11709950
11% short actually but I’m sure they didn’t show their full hand

>>11709553
This is the first i've first heard satoshi is a real person, proof?

>>11709919
That's a drop in hashrate reflected as a percentage, consistent with miners not finding blocks. This is BCH hashrate: it would have multiplied by four if all that hashrate moved over. You are dumb and stupid.

https://bitinfocharts.com/comparison/hashrate-bch.html#3m

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Checked

>>11709971
They only need to increase the blocktime enough so that mining BTC is unprofitable as rewards are much slower and miners quit or switch

>>11710086
BTC with its difficulty adjustment every 2016 blocks is really that fragile

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>>11710086
OMG...

I fucking LOVE Biz memes.

Biz is soooo fucking based lol. Craig = le god.

We need to meme him into emperor status lol, how frickin based would that be guys?

It's like... he's just as based as Trump and MoonMan. I think its because he's so sassy and non-sequitorious.

This is TOTALLY the next, most epic and righteous BASED meme.... get this:

He's on the internet...

He's contrarian to what seems reasonable and admirable...

Controversial...

Quite silly and ironic...

But actually a super fun and great guy.

>>11710103
Literally no hashrate moved. CSW is LARPing

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>>11709553
AHAW MRAw GAAD I BOUGH 21 BCHSV REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11709741
make IT soOoOOOO"!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rev up those diablo SVs.

>>11709991

www.ohmysatoshi.com

https://www.giac.org/certified-professional/craig-wright/107335

>>11710213
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH njeNIME! njeNIME! NIME! jne!

can someone help me out? i want to drop some money on some cheap bch but not sure if i should
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>>11710236
they become dirt overnight

>>11710287
so its better to just buy bch right?

>>11709689
Sofa king we Todd ed

What's wrong with BCH ABC?
Smart contracts for Bitcoin would make the technology relevant again.

>>11710226
Fucken namefag quit littering this thread with this utter trash. Nobody cares about your Decembercunt blog.

>>11710546

PISS OFF