/biz/ - Business & Finance

I chose not to pay attention today, been in bed. What'd I miss?

So when do I flip the trade and go all in on china?

I'm basically all-in on VTSAX right now.

First for watch Anime
Second for the stock market
Third for Buy Lowes

>>11691917

Bunch of bullshit mostly.

I saw this article on Marketwatch just now that may be of interest to discouraged red day hodlers. Basically the feller is arguing that, in this particular instance, the deep dip of October was worse than the indices showed, and that we bull now for real and etc etc.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-bull-market-may-be-just-two-weeks-old-2018-11-09

>>11691917
GE is extra kill and i went all in on VET

>>11691917
Bears being all smug on low volume and expiring options then getting destroyed during power hour.

>>11691958
none of my shit got "destroyed", better be green as fuck on Monday you smug bastard

>>11691927
we agreed last week that Akira is this weeks movienight movie right?

>>11691988
I watched Ferris Bueller tonight and I fucking hated it. not a single likeable character. Ferris in an unbelive able cunt I would have told him to suck a fat dick if he tried any of that shit on me.

I wrote in last thread that I chose to make a bare ass in the wind YOLO play today that could make or break my whole year next week, dumping semi truck load of cash in to Quinsam Capital in expectation of outperformance on strength of Acreage Holdings public listing (expected Monday or Tuesday). A component of my bet is the timing on a series of dude weed earnings calls:

>Aurora Cannabis pre-market Monday
>CRON pre-market Tuesday
>Tilray after close Tuesday
>Canopy Growth pre-market Wednesday

I think these financials will assuage some of the fear dude weed investors have about revenues in early recreational sales. While these earnings will no include any of the post-legal sales numbers, there will be wholesale product shipments and such, projections, plans, etc. that I'm sure the LPs will do their best to spin to look good. The idea is a few days of bounce and some momentum to help Acreage have a successful market debut.

If I'm wrong I will have to make a couple pretty frantic sell offs to defend against a rout. So... fun!

>>11691901
The fuck is this bullshit?

>>11692024
Literally Marxist theory regarding the outcome of class struggle

>>11692024

>>11691988
Who's hosting?

>>11692024
Bunch of freeloaders who can't pay for a ticket.

>>11692024
>>11692045
the "liberal" boogy man strikes again. he's like a phantom.

>>11691917
Free money from shorting GS

>>11692024
it means Fuck manlets

>>11692009
the best 80s highschool movie is Just One of the Guys
Ferris does kind fo suck

>>11691917
GE doing an Enron. You know how it will end.

So guys what was the exact moment you lost faith in humanity?
Pic related was about it for me.

will i make it if i own QQQ, SPY, QLD, SSO and nothing else

>>11692024
>>11692045

>using the retarded burger definition of "liberal"

The word you're looking for is socialism, although you guys seem to be pretty bothered by social democrats too.

Liberalism LITERALLY means the rights of the individual comes first. Small government, free markets and all that shit. Please educate yourself before posting about shit you don't really know, americucks.

>>11692077
NIH funding is a minor part of the overall budget, and comparative behavioral physiology is interesting and necessary work for improving medical treatments.

Should all DARPA funding be cut too then? They spend boatloads on funding octopus camouflage research (will never have military applications) and social behavior of gambian pouched rats (will never have military applications).

>>11692107
Yeah actually. Blatantly wasting 25% of our income is nonsense no matter what pretty words you use to sugar coat it

>>11692077
>implying that's not a cheeky cover name for some classified pentagon project

This one activates the almonds too

>>11692137
Yeah I actually agree on DARPA funding being cut, but not NIH.

Surprised, usually people who hate scientific progress want to fund military crap.

>>11692009
Ferris is just a figment of Cameron's imagination. Explains a lot

https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2012/06/why-ferris-bueller-never-existed/327276/

>>11692018

TA for Quinsam Capital. I wouldn't have made such a risky buy in today if the TA didn't look good so here's my assessment. Keep in mind, the dude weed earnings need to meet or expectations to maintain this momentum, otherwise QCA is likely to resume its flat bearish ranging.

>50day moving average crossed over the 100SMA recently
>price action is consolidating just below the 200SMA and looks good to break above
>CCI/RSI/StochRSI/MACD indicators look neutral to bullish
>Qunisam held up extremely well under bearish sell frenzy on the dude weed the last two days

=3

>>11692202
*meet or exceed expectations

Moving average colour scheme is:
50 green
100 blue
200 purple

>>11692168
I don't agree with that assesment, people like to look for "thats jsut a theory, a game theory" moments when they aren't really there. For one thing the teacher calls both their names on the register and it shows two seperate empty desks. The movie is generaly trying to explore late childhood/early adulthood and it does that by taking the two extremes of that state of mind puting them in seperate characters and analysing them individualy.

or what if feris really was sick and the whole movie is a fever dream from the hostpital btu that's jsut a theaory... aa gajdlahjklfd ajlkdah ejip qheuipqe9p8

>>11692167
Having a sizeable percentage of my salary being paid by military budget (not US) is pretty comfy. Military research is pretty interesting.

what stock should i yolo next week?

>>11692259
atvi

>>11692051
>>11691988
No this week is Ella Cinders, nikki has been wanting it forever and now our spooktober is over we can finally watch it. I can host again if a certain (((pizza delivery driver))) can’t. Also it’s not until tomorrow, don’t know why we’re talking about it now. Planning ahead is for chumps

>>11692287
okay. thanks.

Why is /biz/ full of fragile special snowflakes? Ive been shitposting for over 10 years in pretty much every board on earth and this if first time i got banned lol.

>>11692303
Oh my god finally this is the best day Of my life

>>11692303
>Ella Cinders
topical choice

someone talk to me about real estate. i want to try landlording or at least Airbnb. how the fuck does financing work?

>>11692347
>>11692367
Holy FUCK you guys, the star Colleen Moore was the original RKG

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENS

>>11692392
ITS REAL
Im gonna pick this up

I’m holding $33 11/19 $YELP calls. How fucked am I on Monday?

I need to stop this options bullshit.

>>11692161
>$15M in developmental assistance to China

>>11692429
bribes anon, can't do shit without them in ching chong land

>>11692392

Oh fuck I need to read this.

>>11692442

bingo

>>11692024
>confusing equity with equality
Americans are retarded.

Say his name......

>>11692484
Tom Jones?

>>11692484
Bill Maher

>>11692484
SARUMAN

im thinking about buying perhaps Intel over the weekend or more AMD. Any thoughts?

>>11692566
AMD. Back to 28 by eoy.

>>11692484

>>11691917
Lotta bear......

>>11692392

>>11692577
maybe more, didnt it hit 30?

Reminder: Our hero releases the facts of the drug on Saturday. Sales of it is already up by 15%. They are getting ready to expand the sales force to promote the drug (which is a good indicator the drug is a sure thing, otherwise why bother?). Potential 1 billion in drug sales in 2019. Take over offer is a pretty sure bet after the 10th. All this means is that the Profit Train is almost ready to leave the station. You better get onboard now before it leaves you behind.

>>11692743
hope so famalam I've got some losses to cover

>>11692743
I've got 20 shares. Bought them all at $19 per. If our hero climbs to $40 per, I've doubled my money. If it climbs to $80, that's triple. At $100, well I think that's Quad. A take over offer would put the share price at least $40 per. No mater what I'm gonna come out ahead.

>when the indexes are red and all of your handpicks are green

ALL SMILES

Rate my investing plan

>search high dividend
>buy 2 of Every stock that appears

>make $8,55 on dividends
>pay 1,92304639 € tax

>>11692821
Nice, what are your handpicks?

I purchased my first ever options contract. spy has to be under $278 for me to profit. I feel all funny inside, like, a voice in my head is telling me 'we bull now.'

>>11692867
well, only one of us can get JUSTed

>>11692872
I-I thought th-the first one's free...

>>11692856

>>11692889
nice picks anon

>>11692904
thanks anon. some stocks i bought near 52-week lows that i thought were oversold. except DIS, i've had those 3 shares ever since my grandmother gave them to me in the 90s.

>>11692918
Never let DIS go <3

>>11692928
it's unfortunate i only started re-investing the dividends this year, it would've been quite sizable by now. they are pretty much the coca-cola of media.

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>11692442
Oh. Carry on, then.

>>11692392
I don't recall my broker asking me my gender. Does that mean they assumed it?

>>11692802
Will buy at open

TSLA red on monday screencap this

>>11693057
i believe it

I hope none of you guys are in the path of the wildfires. Stay safe pls.

as crypto seems to be totally dead and people start realizing that. wont this general be overflooded with crypto exodus? Did smg's 10 autists prepare for this moment?

>>>/pol/192845567

>>11692889
Good picks anon, just shows with the right investments you can weather allot. Now show those Bears what for!

>>11693202
Yeah, I'm gonna hang on to my shares for 30 years, let the dividends reinvest themselves. Figure I'll have a nice fat payday after all that time. Some are companies that'll be kicking in 30 years (Dis/KO/T/APPL/MS) while others show lots of growth ahead (Sq, Armn,Shop,Esty,EB,SFM). My ace in the hole is my ETFs and Mutual fund.

>>11693166
If they can't make a crypto general I don't know why any would bother coming into this thread.

>>11693271
greed

>>11693279
I'm only here for charity

>>11693248
Good strategy there, hoping to do the same as i build up capital. Screwing with gold and silver miners currently.

>>11693159
Tex why have you stopped using your name? Staying stealthy while you hunt burning buildings?

>>11693311
Because people bitched incessantly about name a tripfags.

>>11693298
I jumped on the Barrck Gold train. Figure hey better get on board while its cheap. Number 1 largest gold miner now. When things turn to shit, everyone will be flocking back to gold.

>>11693371
Also got in on this little penny stock, New Age Farms. They're a pot growing outfit that just recently branched out into the drink market. Bought over 200 shares for nothing. Who knows? Maybe it'll take off, maybe not, but like I said it didn't cost me anything really.

>check out /biz/ 2 years ago because of sudden interest in stocks
>spend the next few days reading for 12+ hours a day
>nowhere near enough ready to actually start trading
>do it anyway because I'm an impatient boy
>not very confident and very low capital
>put in $500 divided across a couple of stocks I have a good feeling about after doing some 'in-depth' research
>decide to hold until I feel the price is right
>a year or so passes by
>life happens and I'm in dire need of money
>sell all my shares at a loss small loss of about $30
>forwards to today
>against my better judgement I decide to check out what could have been
>prices of shares across the board have increased by a minimum of 20% of my buying price while some as high as 1000%
I'm pretty sad now. Now my biggest problem is figuring out if it was just luck or if I'm actually decent at this shit.

>>11693399
they were waiting for your shares in order to run it up.

>>11693399
Don’t ever look at what could’ve been, look at what was. At least you weren’t wiped out.

Lost $10K today on GNC. What should I buy Monday to make back my money?

>>11693495
>>11693498
these posts combined are making me feel much better about this week

>>11693371
I am as well, recently bought in. Felt bad i didn't buy back in September when the price was $13, but i still think it can grow far more. Especially with their recent merger with Randgold which gives me allot of optimism.

>>11693393
Ill keep it on my watch list for sure, and likewise here's also a weed penny stock I've been keeping my eye on, Puration Inc. Their a water filtration company that has recently gotten into Cannabis Infused Beverage's. They had a major pump back in early October from 0.02 to 0.21 and have held at around 0.10 since.

>>11693498
LCI

>>11693543
Check out Growgenics on SeedInvest. Also look at RING as an option instead of ABX. Get some gold mining diversity.

>>11693528
Why? I made a good chunk this week.

>>11693572
Will keep both in mind thanks!

>>11693399

Bogged

Fuck, man, I thought I bought GE at the bottom. Gonna hold a while longer before buying more.

Why is Facebook bleeding again? It's conference call and earnings report were decent.

What should I go short on today?

>>11693807
ur mom

>>11693793
>why is the market irrational?
Answer that question and you win the game.

>>11693866
>>11693793
i'm starting to lose faith in these threads after seeing post like this.

>>11693311
>looks just like chakura gates

>>11693881
You gotta give it to the /biz/.
Buying Fucking FANG and shitter corps like GE/Bliz at their top and undoubtedly
selling them for a loss or when they bottom'd out.

>>11693793
Hard to break it to you but you will be Hodling your portfolio for 5+ years just to break even.

>>11692743
No stock can go up forever
Will you panic when things aren't going well

>>11693166
I added the "what stocks should I buy" and "basic terminology for newfags" sections of the OP

>>11693793
I’m all in if GE hits $8.00

>>11694153
this thread used to just be way better when people would find companies that are off the beaten path and do research on it together.. now everyone trys to jump on normie shit, lose their ass then complain.

If I wanted to know about normie stocks i'd be reading seeking alpha and watching cramer..

>>11694133
>rkg isn't familiar with numogrammatics
Don't look at it for too long, you'll manifest a fictional-becoming-nonfictional communist::hyper-ancap omnicidal AI god from the future into your localized timeline. It's like a post-90s virus 23 on meth and bitcoin.

>>11694210
>this thread used to just be way better when people would find companies that are off the beaten path
people stopped doing this because every single one resulted in an ass raping kek
this year literally worse year

>>11693793
>I thought I bought GE at the bottom
This is a stark different between a dip accruing because of outside factors or a poor quarter (often as the result of outside factors) and dip accruing because there are actual major issues with the company. General electric has been struggling for some time and while i think they will come back in the future, as another anon said "it might take +5 years to break even".

Keep in mind as well that the bull rush is probably over and we seem to be entering an extend Bear market or an outright recession. So choose your investments wisely, ask yourself how these stocks will handle a possible downturn and go from there.

bought 3 stocks in atvi today

>>11694225
>people stopped doing this because every single one resulted in an ass raping
you must be new

>>11694225
>>11694266
GECC shill reporting in

>>11694215
oh god this is one of those time travel highway opened in 2012 end of world things aint it

>>11694266
pls
have back tracked archives since rhg
the only guy who ever successful was magical helper pepe and he wouldnt give us the time of day and even his last pick was awful, he exited market at the top like pro

>>11694378
Fugg how long has it been since tequila helper has been sighted? RUN and HBT turned out great, did he leave because kroger didn't go perfectly? I miss him ;_;

>>11693399

What was the 1000%?

>>11694255
Doing gods work, anon.

>>11694405
3ish months, he said if kroger no work out he was take most his money out, leaving bit in etfs and vacation in Arabians or something like that

>>11693399
This is how the stock market works
The best option is always to hold long term
Nearly everyone here would have the same story if they did the same thing

Day trading and swing trading are for faggots
Position trading and investing > all

I activate my sexy jutsu

how do I find and investing job?

or is it impossible if you dont live in new york or have finance degree?

pay is not important, any income is better than $0 a week/month/year

>omg gib us yor monies goy
>srsly just do it
>dont think about real world situations
>invest in silver
>save america you nazis
get a hold of your self marty shekelstein goldberg

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-11-09/navarro-warns-wall-street-not-to-interfere-in-china-trade-talks?srnd=premium

how do I find an investing job?

or is it impossible if you dont live in new york or have finance degree?

pay is not important, any income is better than $0 a week/month/year

>>11693793
I hate Target. Went in there and it's staffed by a bunch of faggots. Some commercial in the Electronics section playing an ad for RuPaul's How to Be a Faggot book. As normies wake up to faggot acceptance being a mistake, and as Gen Z grows up, sales will drop. People will stop buying as much chink garbage, and I'd bet Target shares lose half of their current value. I think Buffet said something like "don't let your politics guide your buying," but I think a company's politics SHOULD be considered when it may have an impact on future performance.

Just took the plunge and bought my first stock. Not that much

>>11694790
If the rumors are true, Target may actually be a gold mine stock hiding in plain sight. Amazon may just be planning on a takeover of them. Target share = under $100, vs Amazon share of over $1660.00 per. Seems like a good way to backdoor into Amazon to me.

>>11694963
I agree with you there. I do wonder—and this is with zero knowledge of the rules and regulations—at what point does Amazon have to deal with monopoly laws. I mean, they can't own EVERYTHING, right? Right?

>>11694997
most of their business is small chunks of many markets, instead of a monopoly in one market

bezos created the perfect business structure, since AMZN can enter new market segments and drive prices down since it has more spare cash in the bank than its competitors in any one market do

>>11694963
the rumors of amazon buying target is an analysts speculation from over a year ago, amazon is never buying target

Does anyone have any thoughts on the app StockPile? You basically buy micro shares of a company through it, $1 trading fee.
Thinking about using it to cop shares of amazon and berkshire.b

Does anyone know the legalities of investing other people's money in the states? I wanna ring up businesses in my area and offer to invest some of their money for them.

I would not be giving any investment advice of any kind; strictly they send me money and I invest it for them. I would still probably keep an investor profile though for defined risks and produce financial documents for them to view their portfolio, etc.

As far as I can see, normally I'd have to be an IRA and get my series 65, but both of those explicitly state they're required for giving financial advice (and collecting a fee for doing so) but not for actually investing money.

Any help is appreciated anons.

>>11694938
Good job anon, you're taking the right steps. A little is better than none.

>>11694462
Listen u stupid bitch my private investogator is ever closing to knowing ur location and personality, i. Time ill be able to pay off whatever hospital ur in sedate u and fuck the shit out of u , ill reach mass europhia as u orgasm from my cum inside as well as drif away to the afterlife

>>11695691
I've already hired spirit guards to protect RKG
Your earthly plans are foiled from the beginning

out of curiosity, can the kikes trade after hours even on saturday and sunday?

>>11693793
0 is GE's bottom

Hey anons, puzzled on what industry I want to do my in-depth research before i start investing. Which particular industry you're interested in (and why?)? Gaming? Tech? Pharma? Mining? Auto?
Everything sounds exciting to me so its not easy to pick. Well obviously i dunno shit about pharma so that might be a pain to grasp.
The only skill i have is accounting and maybe a bit of finance. (the fact that I've played 10000+ hours of blizzard games doesnt make me feel confident on investing in them.)

>>11695897
I personally like investing into beverage companies. Coke, Starbucks, that kinda thing.

>>11695462
why would any one trust you with their money when you clearly don't have a fucking clue what you're doing?

>>11693495
>Don’t ever look at what could’ve been, look at what was.
This is shit advice desu desu
How can one learn from ones mistakes if you do not check up on the extent of the mistake.
>ignorance is bliss
try again fucktard

>>11692089
That's classical liberal, literally no one goes by that definition anymore and I'm yuro, our liberal parties are just socialist-lite parties.

>>11695949
what are your thoughts on Koios Beverage Corp? I've got like $100 cash in my trading platform and i was literally just about to throw it into KBEVF just so it wasnt sitting there doing nothing.

>>11696385
>literally no one goes by that definition anymore
Wrong
>and I'm yuro
Noone goes by that except larping americucks
>our liberal parties are just socialist-lite parties.
Wrong

>>11695897
>Which particular industry you're interested in (and why?)?
I like defense and semiconductors stocks because it's the two industries I've worked in so far.

>>11691901
with blizzard fuck up, i was thinking into buy 2 stocks

[god-i-wish-spoiler-work]poorfag with 100€[/spoiler]

>tfw not interested in video games anymore after spending time in smg
I didn't want this smg.

>>11696736
yes you did, video games are cognitive cancer.

>>11696736
I also have this problem. Haven't been able to play since coming to /biz/. I'm in my 30's and this has never happened to me. Not even women were enough to get me away from vidya.

>>11697068
I just wanted in on the shitcoin memes.

BLIZZARD DO SOMETHING

>>11696736
But stocks market are peak vidya. Though I'll admit there's a serious lack of waifus. Maybe someone should open a broker with achievements, waifuified stocks cards gachapon and shit. Damn, I think I'm onto something there.

>>11695267
M1 finance then.

>>11697272
You definitely are anon. "Gamification of trading". Robinhood btfo on launch day.

>>11697272
>>11697354
Make the stocks waifus hungry if you don't buy more shares

SPY-chan could use a snack :3

GE-san is trying her hardest! Help her out!

>>11697397
ATVI-chan has fucked up her assignment really bad. what will you do?
-CALL her out.
-PUT her down

>tfw no christmas cake GE san

>>11697397
>>11697354
Imagine the POSSIBILITIES

You can do Events, cross events, you can get items by buying L'Oreal-chan that you can give to another stocks card. Like perfume to Bank of America-chan, that now evolve into a SSR rare Bank of America-chan office lady

Holy shit how do I bank on this guys? The only issue is copyright issues

>>11697492
what's the point? how can internet points compare to the imagined riches that draws everyone to stocks in the first place?

>>11697525
There doesn't have to be a point. Boomers will throw millions at us. "X app aims to bring millennials into trading"

>>11696420
Dude are you high or something? im europoor and can confirm that this anon >>11696385
is right.
the "Liber" in liberalism has become "freedom" to get free stuff (and freely crossing
the border to do so) rather than freedom from gov.t interference.

Not a singe european liberal party is against open borders and gibs to their beloved immigrants.

GALT

>>11697839
Reminder that the science hasn't changed at all and all the short term price action has been based on the market, not anything to do with GALT itself
I'm willing to bet most people on here who bought into it have sold at this point, but I haven't, and I'll be reminding everyone here of that when a BO or partnership happens by EOY

>>11696736
>>11697068
The stock market is a bit of a game, learning the patterns, understanding how people make their moves, positioning yourself and planning to capitalize on moments in the market. The only difference is, is that in this game you are a player if you want to be or not (IE retirement plans, the way the economy works, jobs, etc) So might as well spend some time understanding how it all works so you don't get taken for a ride.

>>11696504
Should bea percent time to jump in

Give me your thoughts on EDUC, FNKO, and YELP.

>>11691901
how long do you guys think oil will be in a bear market?

am i banned from bizantium?

>>11698917
what evidence do you have to suggest that any of those will do anything but go down

>>11698995
Looking at the five year chart I'd say about 12-18 months.

>>11695691
y-youre too nice ;_;
your kindness hurts

>>11693337
Boo.
I don't care what people think of me.
They know my dick is massive.

>>11697436
Shit, how do I give this idea my monies?

>>11697881
I'm still in, thinking about adding more next week.

>>11699274
s/massive/microscopic/

>>11693793
Facebook is having all kinds of shit hit the fan. Never forget that they own Oculus and Instagram though; the normies always forget about Instagram. I'm HODLing about 4.5k of FB.
I heard GE got downgraded. The dividend is starting to look pretty big, and they are still profitable, so I don't think it can sink that much lower.

>>11693881
/smg/ has never been the pinnacle of intellectual thought. It's just one of the few communities where you can shitpost about stocks.

>>11694176
This. The dividend is almost 5% on GE.

>>11694210
>this thread used to just be way better when people would find companies that are off the beaten path and do research on it together.
When the fuck was /smg/ or /rhg/ ever like that?
I recall goldbugs posting their swing trade strategies when I started in this group.

>>11699377
>investing based on dividend and not 5-10 year FCFE
Dividends mean nothing when 2/3 of cash returned is through buybacks

>>11699377
Did you miss that GE cut its dividend to one penny?

>>11694997
This is why HQ2 is partially in DC.
Bezos fuckign KNOWS he gotta play nice with teh feds if he don't want to get McRaeped like FB in Cambridge Analytica or MSFT under Gates in the 90s when Netscape complained

will we open green on monday?

>>11694963
>>11695079
I think every company likes to speculate on getting bought out by Amazon.
Capital One was speculating on it in the spring of this year -- but no, Amazon is just creating its own checking accounts. Fucking nice.

>>11695267
>trading fee
Bro, I got 30k in the stock market and I'm still not putting up with that shit.

>>11695462
>other people's money
Don't do it, anon. You've got beginner's luck. I had 50% ROI YOY for over 14 months. And then I didn't.

>>11699459

we bobo now,red day everyday

>>11695691
Don't forget the potato peeler, faget

>>11699373
You fear the girth.

>>11699485
is google a good hold in a bobo market? Alphabet Share

>>11699516
no one's impressed with your girthy choad

>>11699393
>FCFE
What's this? Is it price per free cash flow?

Also, yes, I know that buybacks are way superior to dividends, but dividends stand out more on paper, unfortunately.
A 5% dividend on a profitable, ancient company stands out against treasuries with a 2% to 3% yield.

>>11699408
Is it literally one penny? I saw a 4.8% dividend yield.

>>11696241
I'm in the business of making money, not setting up business structures.
>>11699470
eh, fair enough I suppose. My track record only goes back about 2 years, I don't mind going green another 3 to prove myself.

>>11699553
Check again. The new CEO cut it to literally one penny.

>>11699556
what I mean is who are you going to be targeting here? big businesses already have people who do that for them so you'd be looking at SME's. So why would a company risk it's income with you over a bank, building society or other financial institution?

>>11699618
I live in a fairly rural area, it's all small to medium sized businesses bar a few global headquarters. Presumably, they'd like to risk their money with me because I've made 138% returns over 2 years with pretty low drawdowns.

>>11699531

>>11699671
2 Scoops is coming at yo bitch with "The Portfolio"

>>11699634
why would they want to do that when they could reinvest in their own business? What happens if they want their money back when your down? what happens if you loose it all? if you can guarantee to make 138% why are you limiting your self to businesses and not just targeting individuals? why don't you just start a website where you take peoples money and give them back more while taking a cut?

>>11699671

>>11699671
>>11699677
Ha, jokes on you I don't have a bitch.

>>11699701

>>11699678
Never said I wouldn't target individuals too, just using businesses for the sake of brevity. As for if businesses want to reinvest in themselves, that's fine. I'll just find a business that wants to invest elsewhere. Can't please 'em all afterall. Also I am actually currently building a website that does just that.

>>11699707

>>11694525
But investing is gambling.

Day trading isn't the best option for most people, and it certainly isn't unless you're on Robinhood because commissions will eat up the 1-2% gains most people make day trading. Position and swing trading are good provided that one uses effective risk management and position sizing.

>>11699703
Fine then. It's your mother. Your mother fears The Portfolio.

>>11699586
>The new CEO cut it to literally one penny.
Fug.
I'm not touching that shit. $8 will not be the bottom.

>>11695267
so $1 fees a trade for less of a stock than normal? doesnt that mean you are losing more total $ from fees? assuming youre smallspec enough to not afford whole shares that sounds like a bad idea

also do they round out the portions of stocks prices?

jesus christ fuck tripfags

>>11699711
Most businesses put their spare cash into US treasuries.
I think it's usually the CFO that does this.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/vascepa-icosapent-ethyl-26-reduction-200000940.html

you here AMRN shill, dare I say are we going to make it?

>>11699805
if true, it's a lot different in my area then. I shit you not, companies keep their extra cash in literally just cash. Even if I got absolutely JUST'd I could still invest in treasuries for them.

I do some bookkeeping on the side, actually starting a "real" job doing bookkeeping for a small company here in my area. Every single company I've dealt with has never invested their incomes whatsoever, which is why I'm looking to start my fund in the first place. Crazy, right?

Fuck weekends.

>>11699955
if you really think you can at least double your money every two years I don't see the point honestly. if you had only had $1000 to invest today it would only take you 30 years to make $32,768,000. If you work your normal job and using part of your salary aside for trading every month you could seriously cut that down.

>>11700176
I suppose that is true, although honestly once i reach 2-5mil I can live /comfy/ off of dividends anyways. 32mil just seems like overkill lmao.

>>11700176
>at least double your money every two years
Anon...

>>11700216
am I being retarded is 138% not more than 2x your money?

>>11700251
It is. We'll see if I can replicate that in another 2 years time I suppose.

>>11700251
I think the average is 15% yearly for trading so yea you’re being kinda retarded.

>crunchyroll deletes over 100 popular animes such as lucky star
AT&T is Finished. They had one chance to be the netflix of anime and they blew it

>>11700316
that's his estimate not mine I'm just doing the maths. Also at that rate you'd have all the money in the market in under 100 years.

>>11700367
no one will be the new netflix, first mover advantage for streaming is gone, its getting too saturated of a market

also AT&T should have died out with edison

>>11700251
138% of your starting money at $100 is $138
138% in addition to your starting $100 is $238

assuming you never have a down day/week/month is just setting yourself up for failure though

>>11700367
I will not buy T over:
Bad debt
Hates anime now

PATHETIC

>>11700594
>actually their debt isn't that bad sorry I was thinking of a different company (F) for some reason
>rip

>>11700594
oh yea I used to work for T. Suffice to say, it is a bad company.

>>11700544
>the tasteful thiccness of it

When did you realize IGV and IGM were the best ETFs ever created?

Thoughts on NVDA and WMT earnings? I'm guessing NVDA has lackluster results and WMT has a surprise.

>>11701372
I wouldn't trust NVDA, based purely on graph memes and general bearishness of tech just now I can't see them going anywhere but down.

How do you guys feel about a call on KDP

blood and pennies smell alike

>>11702010
lobsters have blue blood because they use copper instead of iron but it's less efficient at doing what ever iron does in blood. blood facts.

>>11702010
do you watch that kind of sickening animu

Honest to god the best investment I've ever made is the collector's edition black lotus I bought for $20 about twenty years ago and is now worth like $1500.

>>11702010
You know what doesn't smell alike
The sterile hospice room you'll spend your final days in and the rest of the world
10 years from now, everyone in this thread will be living their lives, experiencing sights, smells and tastes that they take for granted, worrying about trivial things in the future because they can't appreciate life for the gift it is
All you'll be experiencing then is an infinite, all-encompassing void

>>11702048
did you know that metals dont actually have smell, and that when we smell blood its actually a chemical reaction our skin has with Iron

>>11702061
kek animu too light weight, me read crime scene handbooks on free time

Post heaviest bags

The Results are in. Our Hero Armn works! But a few docs at the conference have issue with the placebo drug given during testing. Again, our hero works, it's not faulty. Rather the issue is with the placebo given, which is a fake anyway.

>>11702344
What this news will do to the stock on monday is anyone's guess

>>11701372
I'd look to walmart to grow profit. They're rolling out home based grocery delivery. Who wouldn't like to get they food delivered to them? No traffic, no hassle at the store.

>>11702344
Heres the good bits:

Vascepa® (icosapent ethyl) 26% Reduction in Key Secondary Composite Endpoint of Cardiovascular Death, Heart Attacks and Stroke Demonstrated in REDUCE-IT™ Supports 25% Overall Reduction in Five-Point Major Adverse Cardiovascular Event Primary Composite E

>>11702399
Basically; You take this, you get a 25% less risk of kicking over dead at 40 while your eating a triple baconator w/large fries.

>>11702299
Activision. Over on /v/ they shared horror stories about how incompetent and out of touch with customers management is. Should I have gone with Nintendo?

>>11699813
i fucking hope so, got 2k shares riding on a good outcome monday morning

>>11699955
Well, some cash makes sense for liquidity.
Also, sticking their cash in stocks isn't a great idea because those can lose money, which will make the company PISSED.
Bonds still have something called "principal risk" IIRC.

How about you try "CDs"? (Certificate of Deposits). You can get 2% or higher APR on an 18 month hold. I think C1's savings accounts or money market accounts are now at 2% APR.

You could also try corporate bonds. Just don't touch junk bonds like Tesla's.

>>11700155
I honestly have no idea how you're bored. I have so much shit that I want to do that most will never happen.

>>11700367
Did AT&T really own Crunchyroll?

>>11702010
This is true.
Also, what anime is that from? It looks great. I keep saving the pics that you post of it.

>>11699955
Bookkeeping is actually just what accounting is btw.
That's what Rockefeller, the oil monopolist, started out doing.

>>11699722
There's much funner forms of gambling like forex and options, why gamble on stocks?

Blue chip and wait

>>11702299
Lennar

wheres muh movie night

>>11702741
yes crunchyroll was part of time warner which is now owned by atandt

5 Mins to movie night! Tonight's feature is Ella Cinders (1926) starring trading goddess Colleen Moore!

I'm gonna get into the stock market. I've decided to do a bit of investing on the side and see where it takes me. Starting with stuff in the OP, but I figured I'd ask while I'm still a newfag. What should I expect?

>>11702970

fuck, microsoft just bought the studio that made fallout new vegas, how do i go back in time and buy more MSFT?

>>11702048
its an incredible way to detect bacterial infection though, and cleansing infections from blood
(we have hemoglobin, red bloodcells, they have hemocyan, cyan colored blood, full of copper instead of iron)

thats why millions of horshoe crabs get milked every year, without them, hundreds of millions of people would die (from nonsterilized medicine killing them)

some worms have bright purple, and some bright green blood too

I wonder what color rkg bleeds...

>>11702984
mindgames galore, panic on a daily basis, until you develope iron hands

buy good stocks and forget about them for a few years is best way to make money

the more you try to micromange your holding, the worse you will do

also dont expect much stock market discussions in these threads on the weekends, especially when its movienight :)

>>11703020
haemocyanin am jewish blood O.O

>>11702173
me no ready for the great abyss ;_;

>>11703057
Don't worry, you'll find a nicer place than here on the other side
Unless you've literally met God and denied him, you'll have great after life

>>11703020
>penis worms
violet obviously
>>11703057
It's always been ready for you, 333

>>11703081
Thelemite Weekend Edition?

>>11703020
What’s the color of HRT?

>>11703081
probably
>1/4th the oxygen that hemoglobin gives

the oxygen deprivation would explain the mental issues....

although she could have yellow blood, she seems like she could be a kinky seacucumber

>>11703261
pearly semen white

>>11702990
>>11702970
due to the shortness of Ella Cinders, this is now a double feature!
A Serbian Film is now live!

Why didnt i buy amarin???
10x in a month holy fuck

>>11703402
Show M one night pls

>>11703261
s-sauce?

How will Microsoft's acquisition of Obsidian and inXile affect MSFT stock? Will we see a sudden increase on monday?

Hey Anons, Im looking for a Broker in Australia that I can buy stocks in Aus or overseas markets.

My aim is just to buy and HODL as much as I can.

I have already been suggested to use Interactive Brokers but are their any other suggestions or should I stick with Interactive?

>>11703402
>MFW I cannot unsee this movie now

fuck

>>11703650
probably, ill be buying some extra shares

Is it a bad idea to trade based solely on excel sheet data?

couldn't find a crypto general, so I'll post this here: I got a coinbase account and I'm pretty confused about how cryptos can cost less than a single cent. Also, can I buy/sell cryptos the same way I would day trade a stock?

>>11704496
I guess it would depend on the data. Would probably just be slow/inefficient more than anything
>>11704539
Treat cryptos as if you were trading forex, and suddenly the 'under a cent' thing makes sense. And yes you can buy/sell whenever. Pattern day trading doesn't exist in cryptoland.

>>11703079
I'm not sure it's nicer after. Especially if I need to meet you all there.

>>11704560
Does coinbase have a stop loss option?

>>11704568
You've met us once, you've already met us again. Oh zarathustra, self knower. Self hangman.

>>11704625
>>11704560
>>11704539
please fuck off with crypto talk, the whole board is full of that shit.

>>11704636
I through I was done with your shit after high school, moustache incest boi.

What doe you guys think of Vodafone? Just bought 50 shares on friday. Think the telecom business has seen most of it’s rough years by now. Plus it pays good dividens.

>>11704811
>What doe you guys think of Vodafone?
the chart looks scary but the fundamentals look good... due for a correction soon? can you tell me about it? i'm going to bed but i'll read it in the morning.. at a glance it looks interesting.

>>11704831
Basicly started looking into companies that had some rough years and thats how i stumbled upon vodafone. 40%-50% declines over the last few years and it seems to be nearing it’s 20 year low for the third time. However, the company is doing good financially. They suffered some rough years due to people calling and texting less, but mobile internet is still on the rise. With 5G coming people can cancel internet subscriptions and just get a vodafone unlimited sim card.

>>11704811
from the chart it looks like it's sitting on its long term support.
both the weekly and the daily look oversold.
volume spiked up compared to the rest of 2018.
if 18.5 holds it "should" bounce up.

>>11704981
the only thing I'd say is the last two times it bounced off the support were off the back of crashes. Prior to the crash they were trending up, in this situation they've been trending down since 2014 combined with the fact we may be entering a bear market if not a "crash" I'd at least wait to see what it does next week before buying in, it's not like it's going to moon over night.

>>11705045
i agree, i'd wait at least 2 daily close above the 34 ema (~20$ as of now) just to be sure.
if we enter a bear market sell everything and buy puts.

>>11704811
They are going into africa. Expect shit to happen.

>>11705125
Telecoms in africa aren't a bad business. Orange is doing well there

>>11705125
I bet they can have better margins and less prone to local government regulatary wrath

Bull run until February/March

Screencap this

>>11705461
hopefully but I reckon we'll at best go sideways

>25 years ago Amarin traded for $1000

>>11705881
shhhhhhh don't jinx it, you never know who's listening.

I know this will vary from person to person, but what yearly ROI do you expect to gain from long term investing, not interested in day trading.

>>11702426
Yes, Nintendo is diversifying itself enough to become the Disney of vidya. It's ridiculous how its valuation is only 5 Billions. The Mario "brand" alone is worth a few billions, then you also have Pokemon, and then the rest.

>>11705881
>>11705910
>wut r dilution

god you people are fucking idiots

>>11704539
Kill yourself

>>11703411
Don't worry you can still get aboard the Profit Train if you act now. Do it! Monday is it. Once it leaves there's no going back. Two outcomes likely; Takeover offer floated @ 40 - 50 per share or the share price will climb to 40 with the top end at 80. Or it could go higher, with the talk of all the potential drug profits over time, this could happen. (1 billion in profit in 2019 alone)

>>11706105
I've already got plans in mind on what I'm gonna do with my profit.

Sell half my shares:
1/2 profit goes back to the bank
1/2 profit will reinvest in a few other positions I'm in
My remaining stake in Armn will come in handy if they ever get bought out.

Is Degiro still the best option for Europeans?

>>11706152
It really depends on your country and activity. There's a lot of parameters to take into account (how much are you investing, frequency of trade, etc). I use easybourse personally.

>>11692844
Trade fees will eat up your gains. Just buy the one thats high and you are confident in.

>>11705980
10%

>>11705980
20%, min 15

going to use the end of the thread to let you all know I binge watched every episod of to catch a predator and now I've got chris's voice stuck in my head narating my every move.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/why-free-trading-on-robinhood-isnt-really-free-1541772001

We might want to put this in the OP for "How is Robinhood free?" Kek
Really tho; just use limit orders if you're paranoid about it

>>11706750
>>11706794
How do you measure that? I want to make sure my 401k is producing enough but I'm a rookie to all this stuff.

https://m.scmp.com/tech/enterprises/article/2172523/alibabas-singles-day-sales-hit-1-bln-yuan-less-60-seconds
>$30.80B of sales volume for the chink single day

Oh man
I totally trust their numbers and I am feeling really bullish about this company, which is known for their honesty and transparency about their corporate structure and doings

>>11707223
their structure literally doesnt even make sense

>>11707223
>"I felt compelled to buy something as I was afraid of missing out," said Toh, 31,
looks like a /biz/ness man if ever I saw one

If you believe the baba numbers

>>11707236
It does make sense
By obfuscating your and steal your money

>>11707507
Like USA did with mortgages in the "global" financial crisis

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