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>work at amazon
>spend entire shift in bathroom

>> No.11691756

>>11691748
>things that don't happen
Get back in your cage

>> No.11691758
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how did you unlock your wage cage

tell me your secrets

>> No.11691764

>>11691748
>they know because your supervisors are literally always watching you
>you will be the first to get laid off

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>>11691756
>>11691758
>>11691764
w-what if it's bezos posting?

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>>11691748
>>11691764

How long do you think this would work on average? This is what I would do if I was going to wagecuck till I get fired and just move on to the next place etc etc.

>> No.11691832

>>11691799
that's bezos posting if ive ever seen it

>> No.11691865
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I’ve done the same for 3 weeks straight already. Good luck catching me Jeff Bignoz

>> No.11692049

>>11691748
>>11691865
how? what is it that you do? or rather what is it that you are supposed to do?

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>>11691748
lol, fuck the man

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>>11691748
HR here,
you guys are so busted if I find you. You're lucky I can only search for you on my personal breaks.

>> No.11692163

my ex who im still friends with works at amazon in seattle analyzing buissness

i configure and repair ultrasounds for a fortune 100 company

places like these dont promite people like op

and personally when im in charge im gonna make life so hard for people like that

>> No.11692169

>>11691748
based

>> No.11693156

>>11692114
lol, this is so funny

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>>11692163

Damn, such a badass wagie! I hope I don't run into you!

>> No.11693188

>>11691748
Wage cages and wagecuck blinders are already becoming a thing. Just wait until they hook you up to catheters and feeding tubes. No more bathroom or lunch breaks for you, wagie.

>> No.11693295

>>11691816
As long as you do something once in a while, potwntially forever. Realistically, as long as the company does well.

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>bezos found the thread and fired me lol