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Need to restart my business after falling on bad times. It’s a removals business in London.

I need a grand total of £5000 to get started again.

£4000 for van
£500 for advertising
£500 for contingency
Once it gets running again I can make easily at least a grand a week PROFIT

Looking for investment or a loan. Can anyone provide that?

>> No.11637686

yes man

>> No.11637703

Oi, do you have a license to loan money from strangers on a banglashedi basket weaving forum?

>> No.11637714

>>11637686
I can offer you £8000 repayed in 6 months or 10% of the gross for a year

>> No.11637778

>>11637703
Yes

>> No.11637845

I really need this

>> No.11638609

>>11637668
>>11637714
>>11637778
>>11637845
>what are banks
>what are relatives
>what are friends

Hmmm... Let's shitpost on mongolian frogbreeding imageboard instead

>> No.11638626

>>11638609
LOOOK AT MY FUCKING ID

27 INWES... O
>tfw almost 27
>twf O is just a little before T in an alphabet...
>tfw about to invest serious money into new business

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING KEK, I'LL MAKE IT!!! I'LL MAKE IT FRENS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>> No.11638674

>>11638626
please inwest sirs

>> No.11638813

>>11638609
My relatives are poor and don’t have the money. All my friends are poor too. And banks? Lol

>> No.11638857

>>11637668
>£4000 for van
does that include insurance and tax for the van goy?

>> No.11638869
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>>11637668
I can but I charge 1% interest per day

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11638902

>>11637668
Why buy when you can lease sirs?

>> No.11639067

>>11638857
Insurance would be about £150 for the first month then £70 a month. Tax is about £25 a month.

>> No.11639078

>>11638902
I have zero pounds and that can is way too small and a huge rip off

>> No.11639089

>>11639078
Van not can.

I can get a decent sized transit equivalent van for 4000 pounds

>> No.11639362

>>11639078
Seriously, are you fucking 18 or something?
You need 5k? That's fucking lunch money. Get the second job for 4 months and you're there.

Never go into debt when it comes to shady investments. You failed once, why you think this time it'll be different.
Change that niggerdreaming attitude or say goodbye to 'making it'. Never spend money you don't have fag. /thread