/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11629673
More comfy pictures like this? It makes me want to drink whiskey and watch Christmas movies, then smell a woman's brapper.

>>11629705
Seriously.
Nice photo.

>>11629673
No category for $100k+?

>>11629727
+100K USD
>Stop browsing /biz/
Literally thats how simple it is.

>>11629557
>keywords
A lot of my special sauce is how I come up with good keywords. That's probably what I've spent the most time on of all. I have a script that looks at certain content I think is a good barometer of what people are interested in then it distills that content down to the phrases that best characterizes it. I run those through a traffic tester thingy and the best ones are what I use. It could probably be done more simply but that works for me. Also the program you join with may even have a list of good keywords anybody can use. Don't get put off by the fact the keywords are public in that case. It's all about how you use them.
>>11629670
My shilling is based on whatever the program I join is offering. I mainly deal in specific products though not intangibles. But any site with a program you can join is good. If the city's site has something where they pay for visitors and you can get in then go at it but I don't have any experience in that area.
>>11629727
>100k plus category
Chainlink

>>11629705
>>11629719
Thanks guys I saw it yesterday and had to save it. I love these purplish vaporwave aesthetic pics. Super comfy dats what it's all about

>>11629741
Kek you would be a dumb v a p o r w a v e faggot.
Go open the blood bank already genius.

>>11629740
>>100k plus category
>Chainlink
>Not the super holochad coin
Never EVER going to make it.

>>11629740
are you in several programs at once? are you in a program with your email adress or domain name? thanks for answering btw

>>11629798
>thanks for answering btw

>>11629727

Where do you think you are?

>>11629817
Zionist controlled concentration capitalist labor camp zone 7 district 10 camp 114 section B classification 'mortgage bracket' occupation 4/4 +1 room top right-right 'guest bedroom', 12x15x10' left wall right corner.

Does anyone have any advice (or guides) for creative types looking to expand their network/outreach? I saw the screenshots about IG maxing and bots but I'm thinking something more genuine like building a community around people who genuinely like your stuff. I'm partial to music/design/art and the like, but anything helps.

>>11629831
Literally just make a business flyer and put it on pink paper and put it in rich peoples mailboxes who live in gated community tier suburbs.

>>11629673
Aesthetic

>>11629798
I'm in several programs but only as fodder for my comparison sites. The big ecommerce platforms like Amazon and eBay are all you really need as they sell everything and everybody shops there. If you do a comparison site though like https://www.compare99.com/ (not mine, just an example), you'll need a few different sites to "compare" or Google will see through the ruse and deindex you. Other than those kinds of situations, you'll find one or two programs that work for you and probably not look much further.
As an example, it's like exchanges. You can get on Binance, Hitbtc, Bittrex, cryptopia, Coinex, C-Cex, and so on but you'll probably only make real money on one or two. But the one or two will be different for everybody based on your style. So sign with some different programs and see what resonates.
You will need an email address and domain name but the email address is the only thing that you will need to keep. Whatever domain name you sign up with can lapse and the program won't care. If that's what you're asking.

>>11629831
I don't think I can answer you but Twitch is a new way to go for building a community. You just need to be active and have a niche, don't be discouraged by low views. It's another thing that requires time and effort of course. Befriending other artists following complimenting helps build you up.

>>11629673
>not using the updated OP template from the last thread

>>11629831
>>11629837
im a musician (i know im fucked), not a formal artist who's trying to sell their shit to yuppies
>>11629853
thanks breh, I haven't considered that

>>11629862
>wasting your time checking the templates twice
>reading the templates more than once
>reading them even once
>not speed reading everything anyone says and just assuming by default they are more retarded than you and you cannot learn from their stupidity.
MMM NO SWEETIE

>>11629871

>>11629870
Yeah but like are you a smart musician?
A smart musician would hire themselves as a contractor and do work on like childrens tv shows as a house band or video game soundtracks or DJ at weddings with bonus live instruments or do TV commercial audio work.
If you can't play like 5 instruments minimum, record and produce everything solo, play like at least 10 genres/styles of music, DJ music beyond your 10 genres, and get booked at venues and concerts for like coffeehouses and restaurants with live bands then you are never going to make it.

>>11629879
>29879▶
>File: 253.jpg (1.56 MB, 1920x1600)
>He downloaded this photo

>>11629862
Sorry bro was just making one as quick as possible. I'll save it on my notes for future threads. I have the original OP from before you guys got here.
Also have a link https://www.dropbox.com/sh/tqnuzrzrp0llrv3/AAA-6c_oXANnBEKK3Xt1K5pda?dl=0
I was going to use photobucket but I ain't paying for it, it used to be free. Never used dropbox. Hope it works.

>>11629851
for amazon and ebay, do people need to buy shit or just click on your bait for you to get shekels?

>>11629913
They gotta buy something but here's the trick. It doesn't matter if they buy what they clicked on. When they click, they get your cookie so if they buy anything at all on the site within 24 hours you get the commission. Even if they leave and come back later. That's why it's all about traffic. Just get them to click on your ads. It's up to the ecommerce platform to convert and believe me, Amazon is damn good at converting people.

>>11629899
Yeah, this works nicely. I like that we can download all of these at once. Sweet.

>>11629895
It's actually from a 335 painting collection I got on Salvador Dali. It's pretty sweet, tbqh.

>>11629888
my bad, when i said musician I really meant musical "artist". just creatively that stuff wouldn't fulfill me because its more like session work, but it does build networks, so you have a point

>>11629941
Nice glad it worked. I have more to add as well.
Also I have saved the updated OP for future threads. And here is discord link
https://discord.gg<slash>4usKUGn

I'll post the templates for OP in the Dropbox

>>11629941
Dude that guy was a flaming homo.
He has like pet zebras and other dumb shit he tried to use as horses but completely abused them cuz their skeletons are not used to labor weight.
Fucking dickhole.
Canvas collecting is pleb tier real art collectors buy marble granite gold etc.

>>11629939
so it doesnt matter what your shilling or even how many links you have, only how you bait people on your site? have you ever tried writing something on your blog, then taking a screenshot of part of the text, and uploading it on instagram with a bunch of hashtags for shilling?

>>11629948
He a troll don't worry about him

>>11629741

You might like my IG account:
@thelucidsheep

>>11629948
If you are talking "business" then nobody cares how good your acoustic cover of free bird is my dude.
People want you to do 3 things:
Make a soundtrack thats corporatively sound and atmospheric for commercial purposes
Make lounge music for venues
Make band music for concerts
Thats literally it.
You can do session recordings, you can do concerts, you can do contract work, you can do it analog or digital, doesnt matter but people aren't going to pay you to tune your guitar unless you look like Johnny Depp, so if you want to become a rock star go ahead, otherwise you will always be a house musician who does what theyre told.

>>11629960
Shut up you dumb faggot you started this thread with the idea to pick up garbage from a parking lot.

Pic related is why y'all need to stop thinking of people as sentient and conscious entities.

>>11629958
No fucks given; I like the paintings, personally.

>>11629959
That sounds profitable.

>>11629990
So many better canvas painters dude, you fell for the fascist corporate branding meme.
At least if you're going to pick a normie tier painter go with da vinci or Michaelangelo

>>11629986

>>11629977
i should have articulated it better in the post... I'm talking musical artist, sound cloud, rockstar, 0.01% chance of making it type deal, yes

>>11629999
Yeah dude thats literally all your plebian mind can get across as a message.
I bet you aren't even antisemitic actively, just some type of closet faggot pretending to hate jews.
Talk to me when you go full
>fuck your optics.

>>11629959
I haven't tried that but it's creative. So yeah, make some blogs with a bunch of ads and get traffic however you can short of violating the TOS of the program. It's almost a mathematical certainty that 1:10 people on your site will click an ad. I don't care what the site looks like (within reason). If you get 10 visitors, 1 will click and for every 10 that click you should get a conversion. That's the math I've seen for the years I've put into this.

>>11629964
Your page is great, no wonder you have 20k followers. How long did it take you to build it up? Where'd you get the art from?

>>11629998
Meh. I'm not a fan of either. I do appreciate the superior craftsmanship, but I just find Dali trippy enough for my sense of aesthetics to be tickled.

>>11630016
So about 1 out of 100 will bring you affiliate cash?

That sounds profitable AF.

>>11630010

>>11630007
Soundcloud is for strip mall rappers.
Seriously man all the money is in the videogame and commercial industry, movie sound tracks etc.
If you want to make it big just start hanging out with the guys who do concerts and are rich. Get them to follow you and instagram and enter the life of jealousy hunting and eventually you will impress someone who gets you a gig even if your music fucking sucks.
You will never EVER get a concert stadium crowd unless you suck the devils dick.
Thats how it goes.
If you really want to fast track your career just start soliciting record labels with some lipstick on, I'm not even joking.
Do you know Lyor Cohen?
He made every gangster rapper in the industry suck his shmeckle for the shekel.. and you have to do it too if you want to become the next Miley Cyrus.
I used to do concert security work. I met all the guys from One Direction when I did security for Justin Bieber. Almost met Bieber too.
Listen to me man they all were like 17 years old smoking cigarettes like a trucker.
These guys get abused by the record industry execs to get famous.
Its the only way in. You have to rub shoulders and asscheeks with some rich old faggot at the board executive room if you want to sell tickets.
Good luck competing with the controlled music top 40 charts without selling your soul.
How could you not have already figured this all out already!??

>>11630043
Holy shit you are like me 4 years ago.
I actually feel like you must be joking because if you seriously think sharing these memes qualifies you in any metric consider swallowing bleach.

>>11630030
>So about 1 out of 100 will bring you affiliate cash?
Yeah pretty much. Like clockwork. I'm sure I could put more effort into my sites and bring that ratio up, maybe even an order of magnitude. But then I'd have to make less sites. And I wouldn't get as much of a kick out of fucking up Google's shitty search results even more so I keep it at the lowest common denominator.
>nb4 edgelord

>>11630007
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Zimmer_discography#2010s_2
Emulate this guy if you want to make money.
If you aren't 10/10 chad and like 18-22 years old and gay you won't make it.

>>11630047
i'm aware of the process, yes. I'm just searching for ways to find people that fuck with my music, and maybe build a small cult following from that. but i appreciate the bantz

>>11630097
It's not really that hard to make a TV commercial and buy advertising runs.
Just literally go put a snippet of your best work into a TV ad an run it.

>>11629673
Rule #1 of finding an obscure easy way to make money: Don't go telling people about your obscure easy way to make money.

Do not post in idea harvesting threads like these.

>>11630107
Rule #2
Post in these threads with bad advice

My wife is stupid good at finding information on the internet about any topic. We recently discovered a niche that could be profitable. Any way I can use her skills to collect and form an information data base type website that people have to pay to access the info and businesses pay to have their info placed above others? Would it even be profitable?

why does quick google search say wordpress is not optimal for affiliate marketing?

>>11630107
It's already been happening for awhile now though. We've gone through multiple threads just trying to help each other. This thread is about being the opposite of greedy shitposting crypto biz.

>>11630147
bloatware, I would assume.

>>11630142
Anon thats called an intelligence agency.
Maybe you could try to compete with the NSA or the CIA or something lmao!
>hey goys my wife is a super duper good googler what can I do to long my wifes searching skills
Dunno bro like maybe work at the white house or something

>>11630150
>This thread is about being the opposite of greedy
Holy shit imagine his hands typing this out

This might be more of a question for /smg/, or maybe even /g/, but does anyone know if Robinhood has an official API? I can't find anything officially endorsed. Seems kinda weird, y'know, being a 100% online broker and all.

>>11630187
I heard Robinhood was a scam'

>>11630196
Yea they probably sell your stock info to HFT firms.

>>11630187
They do not have an official API but this:https://github.com/sanko/Robinhood works very well for me.
>>11630212
They do make money off selling the order flow but if you aren't trading thousands of shares at a time then HFT isn't a problem They are mostly the bête noire of large firms putting in big orders that are easy to front run.

>>11630212
I know jackshit about it I just have a passing memory where my mind decided to rate it negatively

>>11630177
I guess I'm not explaining the concept well. She's good at finding hard to find information. You'd be surprised how few people know how to use Google beyond typing "mashed potato recipe".

>>11630364
I can't think of anything really turn-key she could plug into with that kind of skill. Maybe try fiverr or something and test the waters.

>>11630364
>>11630392
No seriously I'm not joking what you're talking about is an intelligence agency.
How hard is this to grasp?
Send an application to Interpol, FBI, NSA, DHS....

>>11630364
Like a researcher basically? Maybe make a course on how to do deep researching and finding niches using google in the way she does and sell it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEWhOSmrj6Y

Woah we’re actually getting replies quick damn alright.

>>11630150
This

I've got 5k CAD but no morals. How to I turn this into 10k without being told to move to a big house where my roommates want forcey cuddle-time?

>>11630918
Give me it all and let me hedge it for you, or buy my financial advice for 1,000$ and invest 4,000$ into the market with my skills.

>>11630142
Learn to code, automate her processes as much as possible, then get a substantial database that would be profitable to a particular sector.

>>11630150
This. Value-based. I already had several Anons inquire about trading services. It's also how I go about getting clients on my own.

>>11630364
Get a GorillaTrace subscription.

>>11630492
Nah. Instead, work with land reclamation lawyers.

>>11630783
Good, good.

>>11631049
sure. prove your worth first

>>11630918
>no morals
Pretend to be the irs collecting on a debt. Only mentioning this because a friend of mine said her friend fell for a very legit sounding phone call and sent 1000 bucks to the scammer.
Alternatively buy cartons of cigarettes online for cheap and resell in new York for a markup but cheaper than a 12 dollar pack. If you have a lighter or smokes some people will pay a buck just for 1 cig even if they look homeless.

>>11631174
>12 dollar pack
WHAT THE FUCK.
Here in Europe of East cigs are no more than $4.5 to $5.
You can even get a pack for $2 if you know where to look
and don't mind shit that literally chokes the life out of you.

>>11630492
They select recruits.
My sides.. his wife can find potato recipe on Google. Topkek.
See the weaponized autists there.
From one fucking photo of garden, they doxx bucko's exact address and his house plan+ purchasing price.
I doxxed a few people, phished a password twice, know php, SQL, python, working on algos determining unique traits in writing, and I stand no chance to be recruited by a serious agency.
Your wife is a vapid google searching roastie. And you beta cuck praise her as special agent. Topkek
Recipes lmao.

>>11631137
9111488@protonmail.com

>>11631224
I doxxed a few people, phished a password twice, know php, SQL, python, working on algos determining unique traits in writing, and I stand no chance to be recruited by a serious agency.
>lmao
You probably work for the deep state by proxy for free and you don't even notice.

>>11631049
>>11631137
>>11631231
how hard would it be to set up a PAMM account but for crypto? or even just stocks in general? I'd probably have to dox myself with all of my personal info to gain trust on /biz/ but trading other people's money sounds kinda fun.

>>11629673
I'd be happy owning something like a convenience store and then living above it like your pic. Pretty comfy

>>11631247
I'm not usually responsible for peoples money, haven't started a hedge just yet but plan to.
Right now I just offer financial advice for a one time fee but I consider my day-trading superior and am open to commissionary trading.

>>11631258
I've thought about doing a hedge-fund kinda thing too. Although I could imagine a lotta people on /biz/ think they can do better despite there being threads of JUST almost every day.

>>11631284
I made 3 really bad trades I actually recovered instantly from today. It was hilarious I unjusted myself 3 moments but on the seconds/minutes you're on the wrong side of the swing in the orderbook its hilariously uncomfortable.
Normally day trading I can go weeks without making a bad trade trading 50+ times per day.

>>11631303
stairs up, elevators down haha. Good on you making it up though.

>>11631303
I wonder if it's just me too, but by chance do you happen to trade the best when you listen to rock/metal? If you even listen to music at all when you trade.

>>11631313
Dude you described it perfectly but instead of stumbling down the stairs I caught my balance.

>>11631324
I listen to music 24/7 my life is like a movie with full soundtrack.
Usually since recent I do a lot of EDM: DNB/Deep House/Minimal Techno/Jungle/HappyHardcore/Deep Dubstep/Psytrance
A lot of the time I listen to vaporwave.
I like metal but only Technical and Deathcore/Hardcore/Djent

>>11631251
100% Agree
Seems like a simple and comfy life indeed

>>11631186
Fuck dude the liberal cities are insane with taxes. I smoked until I quit about a year ago. Here in CA, packs just went up to between 7 and 9 dollars. I visited New York about 4 years ago and it was 12 bucks a pack! Seriously taxes are insane and now they enact rules where you can't even smoke outside downtown. It's fucked up. Honestly most smokers I have met are very polite and try and not smoke around people. They will always be kind and have a convo with you and even pay you to bum a cig. I used to always give them one free tho. Packs online can cost about 30 to 40 bucks. I've read that Somalis used to do this hustle. They'd drive across state lines and sell them.

>>11631335
hah, my style is to usually pick a song and listen to it on repeat loop for about 4 hours. Zen mode, I suppose.

Hedge fund related, but you think I should just make a simple site that reports my account stats+history to attract investors?

>>11631376
>Seems like a simple and comfy life indeed
>>11631251
>I'd be happy owning something like a convenience store

I just went to get sips and smokes from Pajeet @ the local candy store.
He looked like he wanted to KHS.
He said I could give him 15$ flat for 15.15 but I said are you sure lmao? and He said just give me the 20.
Idk dude imagine like having to live inside a store full or Monster energy drinks, stale stuffed cheeto tier cheese pastry snacks called toquitos on a rotary slow cooker, and frozen slushie machines all day all night selling kids cigarettes and boomers their lottery tickets.
You would probably not even last 1 month running that shit before you decided youd rather be a bartender.

>calls me a dumb vaporwave faggot earlier in thread
>I listen to vaporwave
Consistency is key

>>11631422
I just offer full disclosure of my trades and history/shares if they want. I don't actively keep track cuz my portfolio ratios switch up so much so fast.
It's worth keeping track of but I would say if you are a great trader you aren't doing yourself justice posting that shit online for free.
Just archive your profits and offer the data for customers if they want to see your records.
Generally speaking I wouldn't even go advertising your stats because eventually the tax man will just come along and say hey you owe me money.

>>11631422
same, I have a single song on loop most of the time

>>11631409
>Fuck dude the liberal cities are insane with taxes. I smoked until I quit about a year ago. Here in CA, packs just went up to between 7 and 9 dollars. I
AHAHAHAH
Dude I just went and asked for the cheapest smokes they had, regular not king size, 20 not 25, 10.50 for PAUL MALLS.
LMAO JUST
A pack of real smokes is like 20$ in Canada.
10$ and you are smoking native tier self-rolled garbage bag smokes.

>>11629752
Holy kek do you have a bot scanning entg threads or are you just a fucking maniac. Also synthwave is fucking awesome, look up st Lucia elevate remix

>>11631447
Listen buddy the difference is I was listening to vaporwave when you were still actively considering opening a trash collecting business. Which for the record was like 9 days ago.

>>11631433
No point in really arguing this with mr. negativity, but being a pajeet is 1 level of suffering and working at a corporate 7/11 is another.
But owning a small convenience store in a snowy place with dim neon lighting and possibly the same few customers in a small town is comfy.

>>11631468
I listen to new retro wave and synth wave all the time.
I literally just migrated from the link in the last thread to this one.

>>11631469
How do you know we weren't listening to it at the same time?

>>11631479
Opening a small deli that sells cold cut meats and sandwiches and pastries and coffee is bro-tier.
Opening a store that sell junk food, drinks and candy that rots peoples teeth, lottery tickets that rots peoples wallets, and smokes that rots peoples bodies for profit is pajeet tier, even if you do it in some snowy place, idiot.

>>11631487
Dunno bro I was into vaporwave in like maybe 2014 I was like 2 years too late for the original classics.

>>11631480
Same here dude
It's all I listen to now really nice stuff. There's like a handful of guys on YouTube now that just cater to new retro wave and synthwave, it's great.
And yeah OP pic is like what seems to be a fish type market. I could agree on what you said >>11631496 but you go back and forth on having morals and then posting like you don't have any so it's a bit confusing desu. Cafe/Bakery/Deli is bro tier but having a bit of vice can be comfy too.

>>11631529
The only vice I really endorse is Casinos because you can actually ENJOY losing your money in differing games with real competition like cards etc.
Betting a good habit/hobby if you are intelligent.
Too many intelligent people dismissed gambling but they only blind themselves to the talent of betting.
I used to bet on pro CSGO games and it was wicked fun.
I wish that shit was still alive. I should probably get into betting on real sports instead of Esports or something but I'm not a normie who watches anything in the pro sports leagues. I'd probably end up just betting on baseball or something easy and predictable because football and basketball and even hockey I hear are all rigged by the bookies.

>>11630097
Nigga you have to go outside

>>11631496

Get a load of MR ethics over here

This is biz. We are here to make money. If they don't buy from our shop they'd buy it somewhere else. Money is the bottom line. Phaggot.

>>11631837
It's a fact a Dem House and Repub Senate will lead to stagnation.

>>11631875
Outside is broken, nigga.

>>11631880
>believing in the electoral process
>democracy
>voting
>political administration cycles
>not being aware the unelected shadow government owns everything from behind the curtain
Okay Sweetiekins

>>11631582
LOL BRO I HAVE NO TEAMS
I HATE HUMANS AND LOVE HUMANS EQUALLY
I AM CAPABLE OF ETHICAL ANTIETHICS AND MORALESS MORALS.
GO READ MY LAST POSTS IN THE PAST EDITION:
MY FINACIAL ADVICE IS AS FOLLOW IN BRIEF SUMMARY:
>ORGAN HARVESTOR BLACKMARKET DEALER
>ABORTION CLINIC OWNER
>URANIUM SALESMAN
>CONGRESS LOBBYIST
>ARMY GENERAL
>GRAVE YARD KEEPER
I can can literally give you endless opportunities.
I am a pro financial advisor.
I have a long resume.

>>11631553
Recently saw a video about mathematicians or guys who studied like statistics would bet on fantasy football and other fantasy sports and win like loads of money.
Also are you just saving random Google images as reaction pics? You are literally the strangest 4chan poster I've ever met. Even the schizos on x are somewhat predicatable. I feel like I'm talking to an AI. Actually intrigued when you're not being overly dickish. Maybe your just tsundere

>>11631599
>army general
Can a civilian take an asvab? What would happen if I got a perfect score on it? Could I become an officer without college education if I can prove I'm worth it?

>>11631600
My dad is really good at fantasy football. He's terrible at maths but he's followed sports so much that he just developed an insane intuition for it. Wins every year against his work group lol.

>>11631599
No your clearly autistic

Didn't even smirk at that rant. You must be like 15

>>11631600
So many people call me AI.
It's cuz I am programming AI as we speak.
Anyways... *ahem*
*coughs*
I have a lot of photos.
My folder contains:
5,791 Files, 34 Folders
1.86 GB (1,997,668,352 bytes)

>>11631433
>>11631479
I didn't want go get all fancy but having this exact lifestyle while running a local deli/sandwich shop or patisserie and coffee shop with your flat above it sounds extra comfy. I think I'd do sandwiches, some basic pastries and maybe cakes to order and coffee.

>>11631582
It's about somewhat split down the middle I think. Some people here want to be ethical, some already have made money being unethical. With all the ideas here it's really what you feel most comfortable with. It's about making it for most of us, not greed.

>>11631619
*to get all

>>11631605
If you're Christian or Jewish and you are physically fit and have above average IQ you could become Military Brass in like 7 years max maybe 6.
It might not be a general but you would be making enough money in the private military ventures to justify your lower rank because all those guys do is arms deals.
You'd be travelling a lot from base to base for the army meeting with foreign leaders showing them stuff like UAVs and other tech and selling it to them, simple stuff.

>>11631615
Nigga you literally posted a glass of water as your reaction pic
>>11631619
>comfyguy.jpeg

>>11631647
Yeah but water is pretty fucking dope when you get it from the river of a nice mountain.

>>11631647
How is Water even a funny picture to post.
Do you not like stock photos?
Some of the best art on the planet is stock photos :^) *coughs violently reaching for cigarette lighter*

>>11631635
I've got the IQ department covered, but I'd have to get fit again I suppose. Military work seems fun, bar the whole experience part.

>>11631647
Listen man how about you shut up about my "reaction photos" and just open up the bloody blood bank okay.

>>11631657
In the military you get a pension, free health care, free food, free house, free gym, usually free travel or discounted, and everywhere you go in America people will respect you if you go into the local shops with your veteran caps or garments.
My grandad was a navigator in the Air Force for Hercules planes in Canada.
I wanted to fly helicopters but I'm a fucking autist and I had a GF with huge tits when I was old enough to join so I pussied out.
Probably would have gone to Afghanistan, maybe survived, came back by now and had like 250k in the bank from working all this time. Instead I sucked some chicks tits for like 2-3 years and then jerked off for another 3-4 since then trying to inflate my meme coin collection.

>>11631655
Please trip as absolute madman because you are seriously a madman. Your posts just boggle my mind, like no way a person is posting. I'm talking to skynet

>>11631691
Thats why you should have bought my financial advice when I advertised it that one time I got banned.
By the way I hope youre joking but I'm not.

>>11630097
I would say go for the videogame and entertainment media routes like anon said, you'll get good exposure to younger crowds with your music that way and build up a following. Shit nearly all of my musical taste was made thanks to games back in the early 2000s. If I was into making music I would do exactly that desu, the other option of selling my soul to the music jew isn't my cup of tea

We waiting until after the midterms to buy everything?

>>11631815
>Thanks just bought another 100k.

>>11629673
>Dropshipping

im actually working on a tiny project for generalized dropshipping solutions

its open source though lel so you can expect what you can expect from that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1WM3y3DfXg&index=27&list=RDqxG5FuRQPFg

What kind of hosting would I get if I'm planning to make 3-10 websites? Let's say a couple of affiliate websites and a couple of web apps. I know a VPS would be sufficient for this kind of thing but what's the best setup for someone without a lot of money to put into this.

>>11632639
i like heroku. they're pretty easy to setup with.

>>11629673
>Dropshipping
/biz/ used to talk about that shit all the time but did anyone actually not lose money on it?

>>11630065
How are you making so many sites? I have two and it takes me forever to keep them both up. Are you just pumping out shitty review sites?

>>11630107
People that make no money are the ones that think like this

>>11629673
>>Web Development
>>Freelance software development
Where do you get small jobs for these two?

>>11629870
Twitch once again. Using a combination of music or irl category channels. You need a good combo of sharing music, making a beat live, and communication with audience. It helps if you have a method of making music that is unlike what other people are doing. And being able to play something video game or normie related.

The only flaw is between talking and music. You gotta find the right balance. Content vs answering questions. Exploit irl or creative, til you get some people. You can get affiliated with twitch in under a month and 20? Hours per week of streaming. I forget. Doing music puts you MILES ahead of fortnight or variety streamers who aren't taking it seriously. Oh and you have to keep it SJW friendly, for the most part. But you can do this!

YouTube streaming works too, but that's more for successful YouTubers. Twitch gives low viewers a chance. I personally only watch low viewcount until they grow to 80+ There are some fantastic streamers who don't go beyond 10 because they are lazy shits who don't take it seriously. You gotta play the game, promote, social mediA, Reddit. Be on schedule.

>>11633215
Twitch is the ultimate beta orbiter network.
Its literally hilarious how playing video games become a form of spectator sport busking.
Think about how pathetic that is for a second...

Nothing worse than watching a tutorial video and hearing a punjabi accent...

>>11629673
is this belgium?

>>11631650
lmao the background color is like when you forget your black shirts drying out in the sun for too long

>>11629705
mmm just imagine a brap beneath the fresh tones of a plastic xmas "tree"

>>11630364
Go to oDesk and look for "research". If she is uberfast, or some kind of 3rd worlder that is happy with little $, then she can get a decent career finding and compiling info.

>>11632639
If you absolutely WANT a VPS (it does require some knowledge), then go with Digitalocean or Linode. They are like the gold standard for good VPS sitting very close to the backbone with minimum latency. If you want acceptable quality at a very low price check out ChicagoVPS.

>>11632705
If u lose money on dropshipping then your calculations are all wrong. Dropshipping =/= spending money on ads.

>>11629952
Im never gonna make it

>>11633726
Really good info my man. I'm doing a lot of research right now. I'm planning to post a breakdown of my plan before taking action, buying host domain etc. I hope I can get a critique from any kind expert. I have two area of high knowledge, that I believe I can make a blog about. And just studying other affiliate sites. I know I can build in other categories. It's just all the backbone stuff that's super intimidating. But I am determined. This is happening. I'm gonna make it and I'm going to help you anons make it too.

>>11633746
lmao how come the permalink isn't working? I haven't entered yet.

>>11630364
How did you find this website..?

>>11633762
>doing a lot of research
Good luck to you. I suggest you check out any thread on blackhatworld that mentions "authority sites" and "authority site case study", also any posts by a user called "basstrackerboats". You're gonna have to weed through a bunch of shit info, but there is real info in there.

I have a friend that writes blogs on a niche subject in audio tech. The thing this guy does is to never compromise on ethics and hardly even monetise until he has many users (I actually think he is too strict). He is still beaten on all the big keywords by the usual large authority sites (tomshardware etc etc), but his long tail keyword results at least bring in $1000 or more per month. The way he reached this level is by being obsessive about the subject, and putting A LOT of work into it.

In my experience, make sure that there is a clear plan in place to monetise your niche. IE you can make money "easily" by writing about laser detectors for cars, or IP camera reviews. But it is way harder to make money from a site talking about which chicken breeds are good for meat vs egg-laying.

>>11629964
>@thelucidsheep
>>11630024
I also want to know, as well as how you profit from this page?

>>11629986
>pick up garbage from a parking lot
one man's trash is another man's treasure

>>11633918

>>11633854
This site is awesome thanks. I'm gonna treat it seriously. I just feel like the other AM anon made it seem a lil too easy. I'm guessing it's harder than it seems. Also my two areas of knowledge aren't tech related. They will be more devoted to solving problems and community. I am leaning on just the one. I believe it can be seriously scaled into a lifestyle brand. But that's getting waaaay ahead of myself.

complete newbie here, how do i into dropshipping? is there a wiki or something?

>>11633746
Here's a new link, I'm a discord noob so I don't get why that other one expired. lol

https://discord.gg<slash>X7qHDQA

>>11633080
>https://www.upwork.com/
pulled this from somewhere in this thread

>>11633215
I was thinking about this a bunch, gonna try it out. Thanks again man

>>11630196
its not really objectively more of a scam than any other broker, because they all sell info
if youre really scared of being rekt in with the dumb money on RH, there are websites like https://robintrack.net/leaderboard that let you see where the "dumb money" am

>>11630212
HFT just a boogy man, unless you are daytrading minuets then they not impact you
HFT arguably makes mid term swing trading more profitable because of increased liquidity

>>11634241
The worst, don't recommend. Avoid.
Unless you're a pajeet, then sure, you can make 'decent' money.

>>11634286
You will do great. Even if you suck. You will find a very supportive community on twitch. But you must engage the audience. That may be #1. Whatever gimmick or niche you have. Fundamentally it's live interaction that the audience loves. You bring joy and attention. People want that.

One guy named Jesse or something mixes beats on his channel. And he's a cool swedish dude or something. Sometimes he hangs out outside and goes to fairs. IRL hangouts/day in the life is really good. This one dude hyabusa I followed him at 5 viewers. He just did normie stuff in Japan and he was a chubby Asian dude. That slapped his belly and barely spoke English. Once Andy Milinokis noticed him. He exploded to over 800 viewers. That only took like 6-8 months of daily streaming.

>>11634286
Hyub is streaming now. over 1100 viewers. Definitely making money via bits/donation/subscription
http://www.twitch.tv/hyubsama

It could be you! If you got that special something. But he literally just started by sitting on a park bench answering questions about anything with his audience.

>>11634621
lol jips are pretty cool

>>11633746
>>11634105
I copied a discord linknfrom the last thread. The anon saidnit shouldn't expire that's why I put it up. Shieeet

>>11634781
we on there now anyway bionic boss
thanks

also, I love this film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsWLxPqpe7k
makes me wanna hustle harder

>>11634313
If u got skills you can make decent money there though. Just from my Wordpress problem solving skills, I could easily gain 2K per month there with the pitch "I am not from India".

>>11634943
>2k
>implying that's money

>>11633307

The crazy part is that finally after the past 2/3 years companies have discovered just how much money is in this market and over the past year or so has generated the influx of things like loot boxes, chat donations, etc. where money is literally just thrown to the wind by consumers.

The fact that ESPN will now have to bend the knee and air tournaments is hilarious because 5 years ago people were like "this will never happen" but there is just so much money in the digital world.

>>11634582
>>11634621

All this has been hella informative and encouraging, I can’t thank you enough. Kinda wanna send you my links so you can check me out when I get started haha- you got a throwaway email?

>>11634964
For some of us it's enough lol

>>11629673
Realistically about how much would running a laundromat cost?

>>11635382
dunno
I think im the only one here so youre probably screwed
although you could research it (aka google it) then get back to us with your findings
thanks

>>11631335
>>11631529
anybody have a playlist they can recommend me

>>11631496
that does sound amazing

>>11631615
well explain more about it bro

>>11635382
probably more than 10k but idk

>>11635041
meh don't thank me. i'm still an action faker. I just love watching twitch. i got older and all my friends when they were teenagers, become fulltime wagecucks, got married, and had families. I remained an MMO player, anime watcher, 4chan browser, and couldn't make friends like i used to. These days I just make friends on twitch.

if you don't mind a mailinator, it's public but i don't think many people here will annoy you, entganons@mailinator.com i'll follow you :)

>>11635554
I don't have any playlists but I mostly pick and choose tracks that I can really get into.
New retro wave, 80s guy, theprime thanatos, neros 77 on YouTube have tons if songs and artists you can check out.

>>11635425
>google it
My research from that was 500K to a million.

>>11635672
you better get that milli then boy
to cover your expenses, you could always launder drug money ahahaha

>>11635672
I googled and it says 150,000 to 300,000

Just so you all know, the threads are better than the discord. It's fun to shitpost a bit, and there's some discussion in the critique chat which is good. But ultimately the threads are better

>>11635688
The point of getting a laundromat is to have a low stress source of income.

>>11635770
>hopped on discord
>shilling shitcoin
>hopped off discord
yeah, thread is better

>>11635789
To be fair, the shitcoin talk has now be contained.

>>11635770
Yeah I figured. To be honest, most discords I have been on have been really crap. The only good ones are with super close knit friends.

Usually you have to tap around eggshells for someone's pinkhaired gf. Or the trolling is just too dense. Not to mention dead discords. Children ru(i)nning it. Or snobby know it alls and their sycophants... Best you can do is hope they posted some guides you can reap for it.

>>11635799
It just died off yeah
>>11635802
Never used discord before until today, it already seemed like a bad idea. Captcha is annoying but generally keeps t ings in check. Better here.

>>11635785
yeah sorry bro, im in a bit of a silly mood
>>11635799
>>11635802
I prefer the threads anyway, the old 4chan formula is hard to beat imo

anyone have any exp with this guy and his books on guerrilla marketing?
>Jay Conrad Levinson

>>11635817
4chan X bro, I forgot captcha even exists on here

>>11635830
>im in a bit of a silly mood
Fun posting is most of why I come to 4chan anyway.

>>11635817
As with all things, just need a direction/leadership, keeping it focused, live discussion topics. A few helpful (bored) successes taking some time to school the members. Then containment area(s) for the trolling.

>>11635785
>low stress income
>laundromat
Mfw you’ve clearly never interacted with black people before. Kek.

>>11635912
Do you have any actual examples of how that'd apply to a laundromat?

>>11630024
>>11633910

In addition to organic growth by reaching out to peers and spreading the word around our city, we’ve used various following bots. You can target users from similar accounts or relevant hashtags to find people that actually want to see your page.

The images we curate from various sources. You’ll notice we have a few artists that we really like and post a lot. We also create our own content at times. We plan to do more of that.

It started out as just a fun thing with myself and a friend who share similar taste in art. We’re discussing ways to monetize it. The co-owner of the account is a professional designer (clothing and sportswear) and I’m a product guy in the tech world. Trying to figure out how to combine and monetize our skillsets on this project.

>>11635935
>nigs chimping out on machines, each other, human customers
>loud music from boost mobile phones scaring off human customers
>delinquents loitering inside and in parking lot
>liability of chimp outs
>vandalism
>coin machines robbed
>sabotaging machines by pouring kool aid in them
>got any examples?
Nah

>>11635949
It's super excellent content, and I see even with the few hashtags you use, tons of people still find your posts. I also see you engage a lot with your followers. Awesome work. Why not open a clothing line? I follow a vaporwave page on Facebook and they have excellent merchandise. Always coming out wit new designs. They must be doing really well. How did you get people from particular hashtags to follow your page? A bot? I'm actually looking into a bit today and see if it will work for my page.
Watched these guys grow. It's Vapor95.com
I hope you all find success and are able to monetize it.

>>11635971
Well insurance is a thing, and I live in an area that barely has any black people.

>>11632739
>how do you make so many sites?
Think of every step you take from start to finish when making a site. Picking a domain name, registering the name, getting hosting and telling the host what it needs to know for your site, pointing the registrar to the correct dns servers, uploading whatever framework you're using to the host, getting your content and inputting the content on your site, then doing the SEO work so Google knows your site exists and what it's about.
Picture that process. Now picture a Python script doing it all for you. Then again and again ad infinitum.
That's how I make so many sites. Yes they are shitty and no I don't care cuz they make money. The myth that a site needs to be high quality or even low/medium quality to make money is just that. A myth.

>>11636116
Most white people have washing machines though.

Good Morning,

How is everyone today?

>>11636107
>Vapor95.com
good shit, might buy a couple of things off here if they ship to UK
>>11636775
its 19:30 here in the UK, im trying to unwind bro
how are you? ready to start the days hustle?

>>11636977
>how are you? ready to start the days hustle?

still trying to find one

>>11636280
so ideally as a beginner, if i'm reading your stuff correctly.

i have my niche. I write 4-5 long word articles about stuff i know. Get my .com address. I get a host and use wordpress and build the style up. Throw up all the articles. Have everything fully functional with clickable pages. Then publish, wait a few days/weeks. Get a VPS and buy up a few more domains. Build 4-10 more AM niche-specific type sites.

All while shitting, sleeping, breathing, AM/niches/webdev/seo/python/html5 over and over for months. until i can, evolve OUT of wordpress and just use Python and w/e to fluently start creating absolute shit websites with some degree of expertise?

if i'm getting the gist of it, i'm gonna buy the domain/wordpress right now. If not then I'm gonna keep researching/reading blackhat.

>>11637063
>still trying to find one
that is the hustle then

>>11635566
sent

>>11637069
That's kind of the gist. Not exactly how I do it. I'd add make sure you find some back link service (they're free) that will spam back links for you. That way Google knows you exist. It's spam and it's low quality but *surprise* this doesn't really matter. Also make sure your blog posts have a shitton of ads and basically everything people click should take them somewhere to buy. I'm sure you've been to some sites where ads are literally everywhere and you're like "what the fuck is this?" Well those sites exist cuz they make money. Plenty of people click those ads. We don't cuz we know better but most people are dumb.
The rest is you finding your exact system. It'll involve programming as you obviously have figured out. It'll also involve you figuring out the details that matter and the ones that don't. But that takes experience. You have a good starting point and if what you try doesn't work within a couple of months don't get discouraged. Keep trying until something makes a little money then double down on whatever that is.

>>11636107

Thanks! Yeah we like to keep the hashtags to a minimum and keep it more focused on the content. We do use a bot to target specific hashtags and accounts.

Clothing and other textiles are what we are considering doing. We have some designs in the works. Vapor95 is cool, thanks for the share.

>>11637319
okiedoke im gonna write an article, and would you recommend bluehost, or should i use the VPS thing you mentioned? I already have a few domains that I want, and they are available as .com

>>11637319

btw thank you again senpai, you have no idea how grateful i am. my mom is angry at me, but i might have a chance to make her proud of me ;_;

>>11637319
I'm thinking, this is a mile wide and an inch deep approach.

Have you experimented with the inverse option?

Super-high quality, single website set-ups that sell only a few specific products?

>>11629871
>measuring your own intelligence
>ever taking an iq test
>not forcing (them) to force you to take the iq test at gun point
>being insecure in one's intelligence enough that they compare rather than absorb and disseminate

not gon maykit

>>11637956
For hosting, which way you go really depends if you need cpanel or not. If you need it then I'd probably start out with some cheap shared host like bluehost or hawkhost. If you don't need cpanel, VPS will definitely be cheaper as you can pile more sites and the sites will probably run faster too giving you a little more juice with Google. No matter how you start, when you get big you should go either VPS or dedicated. I wish you the best, man. Stick with it and you'll make it.
>>11637995
I've tried both approaches and a lot in between. Yes, a really high quality site will do better the only problem is it's very hard to automate really high quality sites and getting content starts to be expensive the better it is. For the same amount of money I can make 500 shitty sites for a single quality site and the latter sites do not return 500x the money so the path is clear to me. That said, I do experiment from time to time as I'd like to feel like I'm contributing to the betterment of the internet and all that but I haven't found anything that makes enough money. YMMV.

>>11631886
you get it although I don't think you get how to maykit as an independent musician
>>11633307
people enjoy dissociating until their time comes/they wake up

>>11638136
>For the same amount of money I can make 500 shitty sites for a single quality site and the latter sites do not return 500x the money so the path is clear to me.

Uhuh. How big was the email list you got from the single site? How many times did you sell people? How many upsells did you have?

Thing is, if you can get an email list of just 2-5k, you'll have A TON of repeat customers if your emails are JUST decent (not even good), and you keep the list alive and active.

While yeah, having 15k websites at once might sound good, it's not very sustainable compared to actually doing affiliate marketing properly; because once they buy those dick pills, they'll also want some guidance on seduction, and how to talk to their partners, how to influence women to sleep with them, how to reliably bring women to orgasm even if they haven't had one before, etc. etc.

You need to keep these things in mind. And obviously, once you make a bunch of cash, you can hire someone to write your promotions.

And given how insanely good you seem to be at boosting traffic to websites... I honestly can't see any obvious, glaring issues that you might have.

Plus your conversions would also be much higher through a newsletter, because people would see your content and self-select to be on the list (e.g. in exchange for a freebie or something).

Give it some thought.

anyway some bets I'd say are worth looking into are propulsion tech/teleportation tech, and cybernetics (until genetic engineering is totally there.)

now's the time to be investing in these companies for sure. or you can just hold usd

>>11637956
Just to expound on this VPS thing a little bit more and for anybody else reading this, when you put a website up you're gonna have to do some stuff on the host server like make the database, make the directory for your site, set some Apache configuration etc. With a shared host you're gonna get something called cpanel which is a point and click interface that makes all this stuff easy and behind the scenes. If you go VPS you are typically not going to get cpanel which is part of the reason they are cheaper. If you can't set the server up properly by hand then you will need cpanel. When you get big and want to go dedicated, the hosting company can install cpanel for you for a monthly fee.
>>11638191
Thanks and I will definitely give this some thought. Admittedly my earnings have topped out around 50k a month for a while now and I need some growth. Got into crypto last year and it's been great but now that has stalled since volume has plummeted. Maybe it's time to look back into my AM system and do some tweaks. Thanks for the suggestions.

>>11638228
>If you go VPS you are typically not going to get cpanel which is part of the reason they are cheaper.
Where do you find VPS's that are EVER cheaper than shared hosting solutions?

>>11638245
Lemme define what I mean by "cheaper". With Linode, I can get a VPS for $5 a month (last I checked) and with Hawkhost I can get shared hosting for like 2 or 3 dollars a month. However! I can pack 5 times as many sites on the VPS vs. the shared host and get equal performance. So when I say it is "cheaper" I mean price per site not necessarily absolute cost. Note also my sites do not run on wordpress or any other fat frameworks since I wrote my own stuff that's basically a collection of PHP scripts and some static HTML. What I wrote does exactly what wordpress used to do for me but with a fraction of the resource usage. I did a few other things to that weren't as easy with WP like some bespoke interlinking etc.

>>11638279
Ah, that makes a ton of sense. Sorry, didn't think about the volume/ price ratio.

>>11638309
I should mention I measure how many sites I can put up on a host by how long I can go before I get a nastygram from said host telling me I my resource usage is too high so knock it off. After getting hit like that by shared hosting and having the rugged yanked from beneath me, I went to VPS and dedicated. I have never had this issue with the latter two.

hi lads

does anyone have any experience of buying shit from china/south east asia for cheap and reselling here? Looking to get started, I've got £5,000 to play around with

>>11638493
Yeah. Some experience in that. Key (afaik) is not to buy too much at once. One thing that can kill you is having unsold stock. One could actually make a profit buying individual units on Aliexpress. If you factor in the shipping costs of buying bulk on Alibaba, it is often better to stick with Aliexpress.

affiliate anon dude whew you got me exicted to actually do this

>>11638493

kys

>>11634964
It was rent + food + everything else I needed
I currently make 2k on autopilot with other things but am failing to use my spare time to scale it up. One of these days though...

>>11638493
Invest in this guy
>>11637467

>>11637831
Yeah no problem vapor95 has seriously great stuff. Your content is really good so no wonder you've grown such a big following. Shit maybe my content isn't as good as I thought. It's fun though but I want to build it up into a type of income. It's mostly a ocmeme/reaction image page. Not like the other spam meme pages. Any tips on finding the right followers organically?
Ps if you guys ever have merch id buy some.

>>11638942
what kind of things have you bought and sold? Also what platform did you sell on? Ebay? Amazon?

Also how did you decide what price to sell it at?

Should I open a laundromat if I find a good location?

>>11635554
Explain more about what? My folders? AI?
AI is constantly watching all of us, even my folders!

>>11639121
During the years, it's almost easier to say what I haven't bought and sold.
Computer parts, clothes, mp3 players, designer sunglasses.
Mainly sold on Ebay and other smaller auction sites.
Prices are based on sales data from Ebay.

>>11635971
Ever seen that webm where the nigger mom and nigger dad put their 5 year old kid in the industrial strength laundry machine

>>11638045
I'm 100% with you.
My IQ is over 6000.

>>11639206
did you ever make any money from it? or was it just like a small side business/hobby?

>>11639289
I found that other things appealed to me more. But if I had capital for it, and time to spend, I would do it full time. I know the ins and outs of it now. I am not in a low postage cost country, so my issues are probably different to yours. If you live in the US, UK, Germany, BE, NL, you have many options to make lots of money on Ebay or Amazon with Chinese imports. I used to make £3000 p/m easy when I lived in the UK.

>>11639361
fuck, £3,000 a month. that's awesome man. do you have any other tips or advice for me for pursuing that line of business? I'm in the UK btw

>>11631681
what the fuck is that chart

>>11634943
what kind of problem solving

>>11639394
Well, you learn the ins and outs about what is selling by checking completed listings on Ebay.
With Brexit, ebay.co.uk is gonna see a boom in sales for stuff actually within the UK.
I always got the cheapest postage prices by going to parcel2go.com.
I would consider reselling of refilling or making OEM toner cartridges for laser printers and the like. Check out ebay.de for "toner chip". I have a feeling they are much cheaper in Germany than the UK for example. And if you get chips, empty toners, plus toner powder from Aliexpress, you can probably make some money. The thing about printer ink is that it moves very fast if you undercut your competition with 5%.
One other thing I did when I was living in the UK: I subscribed to every single freecycler yahoo group in London and filtered the incoming emails for everything related to computer parts to be sent to another inbox. I used to run around London picking up free computer stuff. Best score was about 8 Dell Optiplex that I picked up near Wandsworth. That was an easy...£300 profit or so.

>>11639627
Just about anything that people had issues with when it comes to Wordpress, or anything else basic when it comes to user rights on a server for example. I've set up hundreds of domains and sites in my life, so I can do most of that basic stuff with my hands tied behind my back.

>>11639137

How long does it take to turn on a profit on one of those? It seems like it might take a while

>>11635554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxG5FuRQPFg

>>11634082
bump
Also what are some low maintenance businesses that I can set up? How do I start?

>>11639613
Pretty sure it's AI's interpretation of history and the future.

>>11639728
>I would consider reselling of refilling or making OEM toner cartridges for laser printers and the like. Check out ebay.de for "toner chip". I have a feeling they are much cheaper in Germany than the UK for example. And if you get chips, empty toners, plus toner powder from Aliexpress, you can probably make some money. The thing about printer ink is that it moves very fast if you undercut your competition with 5%.
Genius.
Bravo.

>>11639771
I hear they are cheap overhead and decent margins after a small initial investment. Less hassle than renting too.

>>11639904
>>11639137
Here u go bud

>>11639944
where you been brooo you went like 12 hours ghost, nice playlist bro I just started with this vaporwave playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJsUpeXK6Jo

I'm thinking of opening a bookkeeping business.

Think I can make enough money to make it worth it. Only downfall is how to get clients.

>>11640204
I'm diurnal usually I'm awake for like 2/3rds of the darker hours then I sleep when everyone wakes up.
It's much easier to trade Crypto at night if you live in the EST timezone.
You get to catch all the Chink pumps and you go to sleep when Wallstreet clocks in at 9:00AM and wake up when they clock out from work at 5:00pm NY time.
I've listened to every single one of Kurdtbada's mixes like 3-9x.

>>11640246
Fuck me lol I mean I'm nocturnal, lol

>>11640264
aye, your right tho chink pumps are always I nighttime in Burgenland. fuck bro I'm slowly liking this vaporwave thing the whole aesthetic is fucking nice. I watched blade runner 2049 and loved it and now this. its been a good week boys, to say the least

>>11640286
If you really like vaporwave check out Polish vaporwave, Mexican/Brazilian vaporwave. Check out Turbofolk too you might like it.
Some great channels are
Jason Sanders:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKEtKdSodE (he uploaded new 1+hr vaporwave mix yesterday)
Soundstation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYEHmdbqplsuMrZEv6wXOcg
DMTFL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQxBQa6mm0qFlXDfPJs5Hag
SoulSearchAndDestroy: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpv-IKyVsBJIJRadHjFN3-A

Not vaporwave but you might like Ryan Celsius.

>>11640326
Also if you like vaporwave you will probably like Witch house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfzmLCHSnw8

>>11629673
How is slumlording different from having rental properties?

>>11640383
One of them you're jewish and rent them to your babymama's bastard grandkids who sell coke for you and then other one youre a white guy who fixes up the bungalow for the guy who buys coke from the jewish slumlord babymama's bastard drug dealer son.

>>11640396
Can i do both?

>>11640234
>1.99MB
what was this filmed with... a super hyper mega god potato?

>>11640405
>Not selling cocaine and houses to both slumlords and rent seekers
Never gunna make it

>>11640340
>t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SekT_RyW61A

>>11629705
>>11629673
>>11633479
>tfw like cold climate
>tfw never lived near snow only seen it a few times in life
>tfw no comfy snow or christmas brapper

>>11640626
Dude it's a fucking meme I live in Canada, the winter is cool for like 2-3 weeks and then its hell for like 4-6 months.
Not only that but everyone literally thinks its normal to stay inside like some kind of musky rodent in a cage for that amount of time without real sunlight for months.

starting a non profit, paying yourself more and more as your nonprofit lifts off, yes no maybe so?
Also i looked into making my own lottery, apparently in the US you cant make your own lottery but if i read what google told me right, a nonprofit can hold their own lottery/raffle as long as it's for a cause[?]

>>11640729
>apparently in the US you cant make your own lottery
Kek following the (((law))).

>>11640729
Nonprofits are the biggest ((())) there are

>>11640626

That sucks

>>11640662

Winter is only hell in the midwest where it's constantly below zero (F), dry as hell, and windy.

Winter in the northeast is max comfy

Sunlight is overrated and gives you cancer

>>11640729
>Also i looked into making my own lottery, apparently in the US you cant make your own lottery but if i read what google told me right, a nonprofit can hold their own lottery/raffle as long as it's for a cause[?]
Look I'll explain you a little secret on how to whitelie your way through anything in the planet
Nothing is illegal to sell everything is legal to buy.
If you want to trade something illegal like for example you want to sell alcohol to your neighbors for cash but don't want a liquor licence, just gift it to them and then take money as a gift.
Congrats you literally can now sell anything considering you literally just side stepped the entire transaction by gifting things to eachother instead of buying and selling
Don't even need to pay taxes cuz there is no taxes for giving your neighbor 20$ and him giving you a bottle of wine.

>>11640737
The jews aren't responsible for anything in that picture

>>11640792
Look buddy I'm white as snow I'm not a fan of the blarring sunlight why is why I stay awake at night but man the winter fucking sucks doesn't matter how humid it is.
You have no perception of what the tempurature really goes down too. Have you ever worn a jacket inside your house? A full parka winter jacket?
Ever worn snowpants inside your house?
Talk to me once you've slept in winter clothing or worn them INSIDE your home.

>>11640796
Sure Shlomo the jews didn't kill Jesus it was the romans totally forgot.
Definitely was NOT *coughs* Israel *coughs* who did 9/*coughs*11.

>>11640811

Don't lecture me you little bitch. I lived in one of the coldest cities in the mainland for 3 years where the windchill would consistently be in the -30 to -40's for weeks at a time.

Sounds like you live in some desolate place way up north which is not the normal winter for most, or have a major insulation issue with your home.

>>11640838
Nah nigger no matter where you live you have zero capacity for understanding what the cold is like compared to any Canadian.
Sorry buddy nobody is envious of the cold with a high IQ.
If you REALLY loved the winter you'd be living where it stays not arguing about how rugged and wild you are for living somewhere not cold enough.
Sound like a huge faggot, come to Canada you'll fit right in.
> I lived in one of the coldest cities in the mainland for 3 years where the windchill would consistently be in the -30 to -40's for weeks at a time.

You are like a little baby.

>>11640849
>You are like a little baby.

says the guy bitching about cold weather

And no, I'm not moving to Canada, and no Canada is not the only place in North America where it gets cold. Get off your pedestal and fix your heating so you don't have to where snowsuits indoors.

>>11640428
iPhone 4k pic.

>>11640816
Sometimes I can't tell if this is a very long lasting larp or these people are for real.

Amusing, either way.

>>11638323
>>11633854
Thank you so much to both of you. You've given me direction. I haven't been this determined to work since I built an ultimate weapon on my favorite MMO(FFXI). This means that I will likely not flake on this project.

I am officially BUSY. Already I've started compiling a shitload of information. And yes, I know it's about providing value and solving problems first and foremost. I'm ready to fail and make mistakes, even lose money. But I'm also connecting the dots here. So far, I have information on webhosts/web design/internet and affiliate marketing/operating as white, grey, and blackhat/SERP/SEO/copywriting/computer science education and software languages/marketing techniques/niches/psychology/CMSs/VPSs/various educational materials and people/methodologies and the list goes on! It's amazing how many disciplines this covers. And while all the information is split across hundreds of websites. I'm typing everything out in google docs, defining, tagging. categorizing everything, properly into my own document. And it's helping me piece shit together. Seriously effective and I am learning super fast now. I'm sure I'll hit a plateau at some point, but to even just get a base understanding of all this shit is HUGE to me.

You guys helped me get the ball rolling. I know it can be thankless helping noobs. They spit in your face, beg, troll, don't say thanks, or ever reply back. I've seen it. And it feels like a wasted effort. You're makin me tear up here. But you guys took time outta your lives to help a buncha struggling, misguided anons out. I can't predict the future, but I hope I can screenshot and share my first payment at least. I can't disappoint you dudes.

>>11640796

anyone here have experience with P2P lending?

>>11641150
You mean like a bitcoin bank?

>>11640626
Sad times dude
I dont live in the cold anymore, but the stillness of a snowy day is incredibly comfy and peaceful. Miss it like crazy. The cold really makes you feel alive.

>>11640326
>>11640340
Checking these out thanks madman

>>11630142
no, they pay 3rd worlders to look up info for pennies.

>>11641179
I'm not even mad dude just cuz you think I'm a jew doesn't mean I am one.
I'm Christian and ethnically AngloSaxon.
If you would have understood that from the get go you would be a lot richer than you are right now.
I've already made money from this site, I do this blogposting tier help on your general thread for fun lol.
2 people from biz have paid me for financial advice. Sooner or later I will close my financial advisory firm and just outsource the position entirely because it's too taxing to teach stupid people how to day-trade and even just to teach them simple trades like shorts mediums and longs, index trading, asset divergence, porfolio splitting, money laundering, loan fraud, tax evasion, income inflating etc.

So looked into LendingClub and i need to have an annual gross income of at least $70,000 to lend. the fuck

>>11641227
No I'm not implying youre angry, im implying that you are somewhat crazy. You have incredibly schizo posts interlaced with an actual person posting normal things. Like you almost have 2 personalities posting. You seemed to have calmed down and been helpful a bit since you stopped trolling too hard. It comes in waves. It's actually really interesting to see since I haven't come across a poster like you. I only care about making some money, not being rich. Not going to buy any financial advice. Im really perplexed by you. Don't want to hate you dude but it depends on what you post

>>11641318
Lend me some bitcoin dude I'm good for it.
I will even take a stupid high interest rate or offer you intellectual collateral AKA my financial trading course I sell to people for 1,000$.

>>11641330
I don't know what to tell you bro from the start I told you I was only pranking the thread.
Opening a blood bank is still a great idea, I might just do it myself.

>>11640795
Show me a legal precedent and I'll believe you.
In Europe, pretty much all countries consider the set-up you described as a normal trade agreement.

>>11641357
>financial trading course I sell to people for 1,000
proof?

>>11641382
I don't follow the law like some kind of peasant serf so you'll have to excuse my guise.
As far as I know gifting 2 separate items at different time intervals is NOT a trade agreement considering they are both off the books off the clock.
Think of it like a dead drop.
I'll leave the gun in the bag at the floor under your desk and you give me the cash cuz you like the way I smile.

>>11641400
If you want to read about it check these archives out:
I used to sell it for 15$ per course and 2 anons bought it immidiately.
Since then I upped the price to 1,000 USD.
http://archive.is/uwfuL
http://archive.is/4Do9d
This is how I started my financial advisory firm.
The total course takes a long time. I self-authored it and its like 15,000+ words.

>>11641133
I'm glad you found value in these threads and are make a change irl bro keep it up

>>11641431
Nice. Congrats.
I'll read the threads a bit later on.

>>11641455
Thanks dude. It's really not that hard to day trade. I learned from this Australian guy I used to talk to in a Slack group (like discord) who runs a blockchain business/hedge fund/school working with multimillion dollar amounts trading internationally across different bank branches. He gave me all the tools to trade to such a high degree I figured out how to teach people it.
Once you get the skill of day-trading its hard to look at normal people the same way.
Time and money will never return to the meager appearance to you.
I almost regret daytrading entering my life.
It makes me very bitter.

>>11632639
I am running around 50 websites on Crazydomains unlimited hosting plan.

Works fine.

>>11641365
Not really from the start.
A prank is a one time thing, a troll is more elaborate. You came in more like a shill desu. Derailing discussion, switching tactics, weird rapid reaction image posting. Go back and read your posts dude. Slowly devolved into schizo posting and then sort of mellowed out like you are now. But that could change later or tomorrow. Seriously my guy it doesn't seem like a prank.

>>11641568
A) Schizophrenia is basically the opposite of an NPC which is why the jews hate the NPC meme
C) I deliberately DIDN'T shill anything because my business was never advertised and you guys still reported me and the mods banned me from your faggy threads for 7 days
D) The thread is a derailment in and of itself. I'm the only serious poster. Maybe a few new guys showed up recently since then with some good ideas but your original ideas were slave tier.

>>11641431
AHAHAHAHA you're that fucking retarded teenager I remember those threads. Cant fucking BELIEVE you got money for that you utter brainlet

>>11641597
Not sure when point B) went.
For example; why I'm the only serious poster.
Last thread one of my ideas was Uranium Salesmen.
I'm watching a documentary on Uranium mining right now on Talmudvision.
These jews are opening pit mines in the Injuns reserves in like Montana and Nebraska and other places and harvesting all their precious ores and selling it for boatloads of profit.
Why aren't you doing this?
Seriously?

>>11641605
Sounds like someone jealous they didn't get bizraelis money for just existing.
I literally opened biz typed some shit out and got paid twice anonymously just by my character alone.
Imagine how sour you must be to laugh at someone making money.

>>11641644
wow 30 whole bucks I cant imagine what that would be like

>>11641655
For the record 2 people bought the course no questions asked.
At least 7 maybe 10 people signed up and emailed me. Like half the 7-10 people corresponded with me and plan to buy the course in the future. It took like 1 day to become a financial advisor from my bedroom literally while in bed.
I have a network of contacts looking to buy my advisory position. I won't even sell it for 15$, now its reserved only for the first customers.
If you have a cool stacks of 1K you too can get enlightened.
I do NOT care how funny or stupid you think this is to offer.
Its honestly worth more than 1,000 USD but I need the money.
When I sold it for 15 it was way shorter. Probably like 20% more text in the course now and I offer more services than just education.

>>11641655
I dare you to convince 2 strangers to give you money to teach them how to invest/daytrade/hedge/operate&own a business(s) in 24 hours.

>>11630364
I would like to hire your services.

>>11641706
I swear to god anon
I promise you
I didn't read any of that

>>11641597
None of this is try though
>only serious poster
No point in arguing with you because you didn't start offering any "advice" since the last 2 threads. You did shill your "business" and our thread was only a derail in the context of derailing crypto shit. Most of your posts are batshit, you really haven't offered much of anything besides those lists of insane "business" ideas that were mostly immoral stuff while simultaneously saying you're a Christian or whatever. Besides a few posts itt, you're nuts. If you weren't such a dick it probably wouldn't be an issue.

>>11641734
Yeah but you still look like a complete idiot incapable of offering financial advice while on the other hand I do not.

GOD should be capitalized but I wouldn't expect you to show the respect to the LORD.

>>11641744
*true

>>11641744
Pretty poor post desu but it's getting late.
All of my ideas were great. If you don't look the blood bank open the uranium mine.
If you don't like either one of those ideas you just are not smart.
It's that simple.

>>11641749
Literally not a single word

>>11630142
Your wife should search for a better business idea, kinda dick thing to say but this aint it chief you’re not gonna get into big data ahead of the trillions of dollars in sillicon valley. At best you get something going and they take notice and crush you.

>>11641763

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>>11641755
For some reason you're so stuck on the blood bank. It was the first time I replied to you so I guess you think it's special in some way.
>pretty poor post
Sounds like projection to me

>>11641777
Easiest get of my life.
Unironically checking my triple sevens, ironically.

>>11641782
Coming from the guy who doesn't want to get rich.

Triple 777s.
88th post.
GGWP

>HUONHOHNO TRIPLE SEVENS ARENT EVEN A BIG DEAL MAGIC NUMBERS ARE COMPLETELY RANDOM HE SPAMMED IT DOESNT COUNT ANYONE CAN GET TRIPLE 777S

>>11641783
Even your reply has nothing to do with what I posted. But that's been typical of your posting style. Oh well i guess it's back to just ignoring you again. Have a nice life absolute madman.

>>11641777
>WHY DID HE GET TRIPSEVENS FOR 1 KEYSTROKE
>WHY
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>>11641318
if i make less than $70,000, how would they know?!? What sort of trouble could i get into?

>>11641805
Yeah I'll leave you alone bro it seems like you are the type.
When you want to donate some blood or buy some yellow cake uranium we shall meet again! FACE TO FACE.

>>11641839
Sounds like I should be lending YOU money, not the other way around.

Final post for ENTG:
Outsource a bank robbery to homeless people.

>>11630142
If you go ahead with it, I use Namecheap for websites

>>11629673
I'm getting into webdev. I know basic HTML, CSS and JavaScript.

What do I do now? Are these skills even useful because there is wix and wordpress and shit out there these days.