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Did you know that the majority of duck sex is rape?

Did you know that female ducks have evolved "fake" trap vaginas that are either devoid of eggs or corkscrew in a way opposite to the duck penis which causes the penis to get stuck or not gain entry?

Did you know male ducks have proportionally one of the biggest penises in the world?

Did you know that Chainlink is not a meme and will in fact be $1000 EOY?

>> No.11625020

>>11624516
damn you have a point, im convinced, take my money rajesh

>> No.11625046
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>>11624516

thank you anon, however I did know these facts.

this is because I partake in a little fishing now and again to relax and realign my Chi. sometimes I see ducks going about their seedy ways.

on a slight tangent, I was fishing the other afternoon and managed to land the most beautiful, majestic carp. It's pattern and colour was something never seen before.

as it ascended through the glistening surface tension of the water, there would be no way to describe it other than; two tone blues and whites with a distinct chequered pattern, even more bizarre it whispered to me "chainlink $1000 eoy my lord".

I knew, this carp being hundreds of years old had seen things, things I cannot even imagine. at that point I knew I was destined to be a free man...

>> No.11625061

>>11625046

Thank you Senpai ~~

>> No.11625537

>>11624516
I only know that I have my ducks in a row.

>> No.11625718

>>11625046
Did it taste fishy?

>> No.11625731

>>11624516
Ducks have an explosive penis.
https://youtu.be/qwjEeI2SmiU

>> No.11625759

>>11624516
NoLink NigNogs On Their Way To Zanzibar's Third Most Popular Duck Park With Only The Stalest Of Hotdog Buns.