/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11598773
niggeranus

>>11598773
you and me anon and anyone else who bought and held link

Paparazzi anon

>shoutout to the one who snapped the recent photo of Sergey eating some hors d’oeuvres

fuck it drunk anon here up way tooo early dafuq is up

Fuck off Astro

kidmoyer can eat a dick

you have no fuckijn idera

It's late and I just bought more link.
Mom's gonna freak! (When she sees these gains)

This is the most elaborate long con pnd in the history of crypto. A whole year in the making

>>11598773
Don't forget
>The Maniac (WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER)
>Bizonacci
>pee pee poo poo poster
>Sherlocklink
>Squirrel Anon (RIP)
>Murat Armbruster

>>11598803
>>11598806
>>11598809
bro that really you?

>>11598831
This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>>11598773
Astro would be kind of be like the Gollum of the story. His suicide after realizing that he was a beta orbiting a pedo would be the trigger for kek to kick off the october / november appearances as he would accept it as a virgin sacrifice.

>>11598847
I agree. He's the antagonist.

>>11598773

>>11598773
>astro
lmao astro wants to make a name for himself so bad. gtfo astro u faggot. sage.

Based Rutabaga.

>>11598862
Astro is the biggest faggot to ever post on this board, but we can can't forget the negatives when the chainlink book is written. He will forever go down as the biggest piece of shit link holder in existence.

>Astro

It's me. I am your king now. 10K EOY 2019

>>11598773
>Son of Tiger Mommy and Sergey

Don’t forget Big Dogg the prophethttps://www.tradingview.com/chart/BTCUSD/xMpm1qJ5-Manipulated-Dump-2/

>>11598773
>Jason Parser

>>11598773
>>11598837
Someone should make a book documenting these

oats bro. I really wanna hear from him.

>>11598837
These. Maybe also the linkie who originally got into wallet autism. CryptoSomething was her name (allegedly he was a she), she posted about selling Link before the moon to ath and killed herself supposedly. Plushtard too, but maybe without doxxing him again. Brings me back to the discovery phase. I remember reading the white paper and arguing over a couple of things I had not fully understood, some seriously knowledgeable anons gave incredibly detailed explanations and engaged in long form conversations with me and everyone else still in doubt, but willing to learn. Respect to all of you who may be reading this

>>11598773
You forgot cryptotakeoff and pepeballer

>>11599018
>some seriously knowledgeable anons gave incredibly detailed explanations and engaged in long form conversations with me and everyone else still in doubt, but willing to learn.
This. December to maybe march was a good time for learning.
also don't forget walletautism

>>11598773
>Methheads & Trannies of The Nail Salon
>Rorys Bull

>Chainlink Pin Anon
>The SIBOS toliets

Sean Rutledge

>>11598837
>Oatmealbro
>Niggeranus

>>11598789

>>11598837
>Tonight...It's happening tonight. Strap in boys!
is a legend to me

>>11599273
> the Shadowfork
>The nailsalon in Chinatown Fud
>the absolute torture in november when it dumped to 13 cents. Fud was at an all time high back then.

>>11599299
This
>>11598837
You seem somewhat lost on the concept of pee pee poo poo. We are all pee pee poo poo; the weight of that responsibility is far too much for a single anon to bear.

>>11599332

>>11599332
Oh I understand fren, just wanted to honor the man who began it. Same with the original STRAP IN BOYS! and POSITIVE THOUGHT posters.

>>11598773
>Bedtime stories

>>11598773
>Monkey mobs made metallic marmalade

Landlord anon

>>11599307
Those were the days... yup, we've had some fun lads.

>Astro
Literally who

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>11598775
He was a larp

Astro is just a faggot, that’s not enough to be a legend these days

Assblaster, you were our biggest hope. Our shepherd. Where are you? Do you not care about us anymore, Assblaster?

>>11598837
Pepe baller

I give up, I'm FOMOing in

>>11599231
Does anyone else still have the pins?
Good shit

>>11599772
He is the Link Jesus.

He'll return when we need him most

>>11599772
assblaster is entirely discredited. there's no way he could have any info that wasn't public knowledge and be so drastically wrong about how long the product would take to come out .

>>11599944
Checked and yep

>>11598773
This guy?

>>11600000
Nice numerals

>>11599772
He cares.

so he really was assblaster. it's definitely encouraging because he was certainly in the position to perhaps have had the knowledge that he was claiming to have.

good screenshotting this, he'll probably delete it soon.

>>11599199
I came on this board in September of last year and basically only researched Link. Super happenstance that I got on 4chan of all places, and then managed to stumble into biz somehow. I feel blessed

t. 13K Stinkers

>>11599944
I've got 2

What happened to would you rather anon??

Jailbro was holding LINK as well no?

>>11600296
>>11599982
I'm going to turn mine into cufflinks to wear to my wedding

>>11599944
Still got mine too, fren.

>>11598773
Steve

>>11598773
there was also a LINK High Priest blessing threads at some point too. Haven't seen him in a while though.

>>11600370
yeah he got into link eventually too
poor guy was holding fun first

All the cubes we made boys

>>11600849

>>11598979
This. Can someone please summon oatmeal anon?

If someone deserve to make it, it's oaty boy

>>11598773
Walletautism

>>11600813
>there was also a LINK High Priest blessing threads at some point too. Haven't seen him in a while though
This was one of the better ones. Funny how all the best memes on 4chan are all here on /biz/ in link threads.

this is a practice run, you all failed with your god damn dance threads and your euphoria and giddiness

downtrend imminent

Uncle oldfag is a rich prick but was accurate about price dump

AAAAAAAAAA I SOLD 25% of my link stack at 8300 because i was sure that was gonna be it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11598773
kate bush poster has been pretty solid lately.

>>11600813
>>11600942
Still here my children. Always watching. Always waiting.

>>11600813
>>11601092
>same id

>>11601092
Blessed, are the Linkies.
For they are truly tested.
For only they know a holy anguish.
For only they can be granted freedom.
For only their faith is righteous.
Praise Kek,
May our Lord grant his people mercy and guide them through the FUD.
May he bestow protection upon Sergey the Creator, solver of the Oracle.
May he grant shelter to AssBlaster, prophet of the Great Transfer.


Desperation to thee, who with weak hands, casts aside his stack.
Glory to those who hodl true, as they will be rewarded in this life and the next.
So it is written, so it shall be.

>>11600813
kek you're lucky I didnt screenshot your other post before you deleted it

>>11598773
>quack anon

quack quack

>>11598837
>familyAnon

>>11599442
maybe the real singularity was all the laughs we had along the way

>>11598837
Walletautism and oatmeal bro deserve to be on this list