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/biz/, there's something I gotta tell you for a really long time
All your fat jokes and shit sometime make me cry
I don't say you should lay it off and shit
But big macs really ain't my biggest whiff

What I want is here to change the world
And tear the oraclize jews a new asshole.
I hope one day you stop that shit.
Tweeting nazi memes to microsoft and swift.

I trynna make you rich but ain't helpin,
Don't make me want to start benching.
If I lose this fat it means it's over
If you still don't get it it's what makes me stronger

And as a result I wear the shirt
It's the only thing that makes women squirt
And just because I sometimes eat extra dessert
Doesn't mean I'm not alert. Yo

>> No.11599716

>>11599468
Big if true

>> No.11599731
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11599731

sorri sergi i want to be your fren

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11599732

>>11599468

>> No.11599866
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11599866

*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up
Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*

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11599915

bump

>> No.11599949

Right now I have 43 link threads filtered and you fucktards still show up in the catalog PISS OFF WITH YOUR SHITCOIN ALREADY REEEE!!!!!

>> No.11599957

>>11599949
why are you a nolinker?

>> No.11599962

>>11599949
But you do hold Link right anon?

>> No.11599968

>>11599716
Witnet, Mobius, Oraclize
Witness how I euthanize

>> No.11599969

>>11599949
>imagine seeing that many threads for the same token for a year and never once stopping to ask yourself if maybe there was a reason why everyone was so enthusiastic about it and instead just dismissing it as just another shitcoin.

>> No.11599971

>>11599915
lmao

>> No.11600005

>>11599957
>>11599962
>>11599969
I HOPE YOU LINKBOTS ALL BURN IN HELL LEAVE ME ALONE IM NOT BUYING IT!!!

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>>11599468
absolute unit.

>> No.11600011

>>11600005
Will you fomo in at 100 dollars?

>> No.11600079

Ey yo ey yo check em

I’m the CEO of Chainlink
My oracle solutions amazing
Heading to the moon on my spaceship
While the fags at Augur chainlink
Don’t like Witnet or Mobius cos I’m racist
And I’m pulling all the strings like a bassist
My competitors they can’t say shit
I just parse straight through them like Jason.
[drops mic]

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11600452

*sergey grabs the mic*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCNdbWVfdYE
*waits for the bass to kick in while nodding to the beat*

Sergey Nazarov the smartcontract CEO
call me Jason Parser like the bourne trilogy my saga
Secret Agent going postal in camp crystal
I'm not vorhees cuz I'm killing nigmas with a pistol

The other Oracles are scared cuz I render them useless
take away their usecase
while standing in line ordering a large coke and fries
not breaking a sweat they see me as threat

chainlinks competition is dying from attrition
Ari Juels fuels my whitepaper with wisdom
making the old system my kingdom
we moving up in the pyramid scheme, extreme
buy pressure all day for years
we all green

*drops mic*