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>>11591838
Wouldnt you get exposed when you fail to perform on the level they expect though?

>>11591911
Dillion Harper is the hottest pornstar right now

>>11591968
I hate her face

>>11591979
KYS

>>11591936

My plan is to just marathon study the days before the interview.

I'll just watch Udemy courses or something for 15h per day as preparation to the interview for a couple of days. And I'll watch a few videos about likely job questions specific to the languages/tools they work with.

From my personal experience in programming I know that you forget most shit anyways. I mean sure you the things I have done often I know how to google in like 2 seconds, but it's not like I can recall every single thing I have learned in the past few years from memory.

But yeah I don know, so if a more experienced anon has any insights they would be appreciated.

>>11591838
imagine the scent if you lifted her boob and smelled underneath

>>11591994

God damn I really need to proofread my shit.

* I mean sure, the things I have done often I know how to google in like 2 seconds,

>>11591994
Do you have a degree in comp science or anything related?

>>11592060


I have a masters in AI. Probably have like a year of experience in creating a mobile app, 2 year of creating various (machine learning) python scripts, and 4 years of on and off Java coding.

I am not great by any means, but I know the basic stuff.

>also

>>11591838

Do it. Employers are asking for rediculous qualifications. Most of the people that I know who have got high paying jobs have done this. Fake it then figure it out on the job. As long as you are capable and can eventually do the work you will be fine. Pajeets straight up lie about everything including their education and then get their roommates or spouses to do thier work.

>>11591838

I'm not that profession OP, but I've made fake resumes for the past three jobs I've had, including the one I have now.

For the job I have now I put fake companies on my resume that made it look like I had 20 years experience of doing it, even though I had zero experience. Interviewed with 10 companies, 7 of them could tell I was bullshitting and didn't call me back, the other 3 companies made me offers because they couldn't tell, and I accepted one of them. I've been working there 6 months now and everything's fine. They bought my bullshit in the beginning and I just faked it for the first couple months until I figured it out.

I took the job that someone else deserved who had the actual experience, and I've pulled that off 3 times now at companies. I'm not that smart either (I'm kind of a bonehead), I just believe that it's possible to do and believing that has opened up job opportunities.

>>11592096
Could work to be honest. You are pretty qualified already imo. Its not like you literally have zero experience and have to start from nothing.
You can learn on the job and maybe do some extra learning at home youll be fine.
Everyone lies in their resume by the way and most of the time employers don't bother to check of its legit

>>11591838
>>>/g/
Depends on your chops, cramming rarely works with software developer interviews though.
The flaming hoops of those interviews are retardulous.
If you study memoization & they will ask about promises, async/await. Or ask you logic questions with more than one answer to see 'how you think'.... Generally they will put you through way too much because they will declare you aren't a 'culture fit' & opt for a diversity hire who can't fizzvuzz their way out of a for loop.

>>11592136
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>>11592213


Thanks for the affirmation anons.

Yeah I know it won be easy and I might fail a couple of times, but I think if it has a chance of working it is worth skipping the 3/5 years of doing boring junior level coding.

If I can lend a job at a good company, and I can work on interesting projects I don't mind working my ass off inside and outside of office hours for a couple of months.

And yeah obviously I am not going to try this at a Google or IBM type of company.

>>11592136
Agree with doing it.
Cmon OP, didn't you learn on biz the last years.

shill whatever ..that's what makes the money
delude your employer
then extract the funds
have you ever seen a happy wagecuck story?
it is never a symbiotic harmonic relationship
either employer r4pes you or vice versa... prey or predator, better start whipping dick out first

>>11592264
why don't you just learn how to programm it's not that hard?

>>11592717

Yeah I started to realize that at my last few shit jobs.

>>11592766
I know how to program. But knowing how to program doesn't get you a 90k+ job.

>>11591838
name pls!!

>>11592827

No idea, I googled dillion harper, but I don' t think the girl in the OP is dillion.

>>11592827
Her name is Helen Thomas