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cryptofags and capitulating small specs edition
you can't time the bottom until it's already pulled out, just try to buy near the bottom

I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11569525

>> No.11571381

crypto is a speculative bubble and has no inherent value
venmo does everything crypto can except for allow you to buy drugs on tor (the original use of crypto)

>> No.11571382
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>>11571233
>>11571233
reminder that you are an insufferable faggot and the dow is going under 20k

Bleed Out.

>> No.11571390

>>11571382
please put all of your crypto money into shorting the DOW until it goes under 20k
it would make me happy to see you lose everything

>> No.11571398

>>11571390
Sorry you're committed to a bubble anon ;)

>> No.11571414
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Seig Bear Market!

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>>11571390

>> No.11571458
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>>11571342
I need a bear market to recover. So up we go I guess. I’m fucking B T F O I don’t think I’ve ever been this justed before.

>> No.11571475

Don't buy amazon, buy shares in potential amazon takeover targets for cheap, hell all it takes is like 2 shares of a potential victim. Then when Amazon strikes you get shares in Amazon for chump change. Yes it will be a partial share but still, hell of a bargain, considering. Plus while you wait for Amazon to strike your "victims" may actually go up in value stock wise so you can't really lose.

>> No.11571525

>>11571463
Yup I can't gauge market direction anymore so I'm just waiting for it to find a real bottom. Long is the least risk for the most reward atm but I still question the strength of the market desu

>> No.11571548
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Buy FNGU

>> No.11571549

and to clarify I'm only holding my visa. Which I cut in half

>> No.11571567

>>11571475
Will amazon buy target or sears?

>> No.11571588
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LOOK AT THE FUTURES IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.11571620

>>11571588
MAC(omunizt)A

>> No.11571624

>>11571588
Futures' up the fuck are you talking about

>> No.11571677

>>11571588
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>> No.11571684
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>>11571624
>S&P down 1%
>DOW down 1.5%
>NASDAQ down 2.5%
>futures are up

>> No.11571733
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And to think I derided "weak hands" who "panic sold" in the first week of October. Who else /JUST'd/?

>> No.11571756

Getting absolutely slaughtered senpai.

The weed market is eating it.

>> No.11571761
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11571761

Re-posting this from the last thread. Not my TA. Some other Anon posted it and it was the only solid TA in the last thread. So yeah, here you go...again.

>> No.11571803

>>11571761
>4 year forecast
Yeah, nah.

>> No.11571807

>>11571567
Sears is dead. Target, i dunno, but the key is to look at the big picture. Right now Streaming is a big thing. Media mergers are a big thing. (T + Time Warner, Fox + Dis). Amazon has streaming but really not much content nor a studio to properly shoot it all like AT&T and now Disney. On the other side of it, E-commerce is kicking up, all kinds of startups that may have a market segment that Amazon would like to expand in. So what do, first you look for movie production houses that is cheap yet has quality goods. Lions gate fits the bill. They are cheap, they got good quality goods/assets and Amazon already has deals in place with them. It's not much to assume Amazon may buy them later. In the other front, Esty inc and Shop are potential victims. But no mater what, the first sign you get that Amazon is moving in to strike, you better move fast. The victim's stock price will be flying sky high on the news.

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FUCK I suck so bad

>start shorting market early october
>it works
>think it's done and reluctantly buy the dip even though everything is still bearish
>keeps crashing
>bought 3x FNGD bear etf last friday
>sold it this morning at 5% loss thinking it was gonna rally
>market dumps into the close

How do I stop questioning my decisions

>> No.11571854

>libtards still falling for the crash meme

>> No.11571859
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The end is nigh, repent of your gains in stocks and bonds and transfer your wealth to gold!
Repent sinners!

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>>11571859
Or I can take my life savings and buy 60K Mega Millions lotto tickets.

>> No.11571908

crypto is a ponzi scheme get out coiners

This thread is for hating on Powell

>> No.11571921

>>11571832
You are trying to micro-time moves on scales that are unpredictable. Won't be reliable. 55% accuracy would be insanely good if you are trying that. Think about that and you are expecting 100% accuracy.

>> No.11571930

>>11571832
Think in terms of weeks and months, not days
Stop trading so much and hodl more

>> No.11571952

>>11571921
>>11571930
I know, now I'm just in cash and waiting, thankfully I broke even. I will wait for the oscillators to turn which is how I decided to go short in the first place, if only I had stuck to my original plan

>> No.11571955

>>11571807
Good point. Thanks

>> No.11571960

One key piece of advice I have learned.

Risk management is Stress management. If you allocate correctly or relative to risk you want to take your decision making will be better. You will end making bad decisions, cancelling ideas, and other things if you are in too deep. It's worth taking a slower approach if it means you can have better mental stability during the trading period.

There should be three states a trade you are in is at. Proceeding as planned. Waiting for the catalyst. Or time to bail because the catalyst didn't work. If you can't have a good reason behind the trade with a clear time frame, catalyst, etc you are losing.

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first for ABX

>> No.11571982
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Speaking of predicting the crash and the future of the market after, Mike Maloney is premiering his new secrets of money videos RIGHT NOW.
Check em out.
Dont say i never taught you nothing.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuOcnGAv4oo

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11572014

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the crash NVDA is experiencing? What is the reason for it?

>> No.11572017

apple going to save the market tomorrow? product announcement

>> No.11572030

>>11572014
it's in line with all other tech declines. Look at google/amzn/amd/etc

they all gave up and revented to around end of 2017 levels.

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>>11572017
>FAANG

>> No.11572088
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YOU ALL HAVE TWO (2) DAYS LEFT BEFORE A MAJOR MARKET DIP, POTENTIALLY A CRASH WHEN THE FEDERAL RESERVE DUMPS ~$30B IN ASSETS RIGHT BEFORE THE MIDTERMS IN AN ATTEMPT TO DAMAGE THE PRESIDENT

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I hope there's a .5% recovery tomorrow morning to get the bulls excited and then down down down all day.

>> No.11572097
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>>11572088

Listen to my 88s

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>>11572088

If anyone has any doubt whatsoever that this is somehow already priced in or doesn't matter - pepper your angus and start hedging immediately.

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>>11572110

The Fed is ready to crash this party with their policy of hiking rates (One more in Decemeber and 3 more next year) while going into Quantitative Tightening. A dollar shortage will kill the rally.

>> No.11572134

>>11572088

orange bad man

blue wave incoming,kid

>> No.11572135

Be nice, Amazon drops to like 1k again or lower. Prob won't happen but hey it's fun to dream.

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>>11572122

Moreover, the FAANGs have hit their zenith and are coming down with a fury after people bought hand over fist. They have also inflated their own share price with stock buybacks financed on debt

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>>11572134
I hope not, but if the dems get the house then Trump can at least blame them for any market calamity as well as the Fed (which he is already calling out)

>> No.11572157

>>11571398
just short it then, put your money where your mouth is or shut up

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>>11572136

Get ready for a gaping of a lifetime.

>> No.11572163

>>11572136
>they
how much did alphabet or amazon buyback?

>> No.11572178

Nikkei opening slightly in the red.

>> No.11572205
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>>11572163
Billions

>> No.11572228

9/28/2018 – NVIDIA had its price target raised by analysts at Evercore ISI from $300.00 to $400.00. They now have an “outperform” rating on the stock.

>stocks actually move on analyst price targets

>> No.11572261

>>11572135
Hmm, it's at 1522.00 right now, so only $522 left to go. come on, you can do it, way the market is acting, dropping another $600 is not hard.

>> No.11572283
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11572283

>mfw NVDA approaches a forward P/E of 15

SOON

>> No.11572291

>>11572205
Amazon vs Apple, vs Alphabet are entirely different in buybacks though.

>> No.11572325

2600 by Wednesday I want to say. Will it bounce? I suspect everyone will think that's the bottom and inevitably people will be burned again.

>> No.11572326

>>11571890
Why gamble? Buy bankruptcy puts on spy.

>> No.11572327
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>>11572283
>P/E
call me back when I give a fuck

>> No.11572341

>>11572283
I'm in love with AI-chan...

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BOJ about to pump us to another dimension

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>>11571458
>I need a bear market to recover

>> No.11572373

>>11572326
AMZN $10 strike puts?

>> No.11572384
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11572384

TA on dude weed sector leader Canopy Growth. For the moment I consider Canopy to be the most important ticker to do analysis on as it has a history of setting the trend for everything else. HMMJ ETF chart is so similar to Canopy's it's silly. Canopy has a longer chart history than the ETF so I prefer to use Canopy as the benchmark. Anyway.

Burning questions: Should I sell at a loss tomorrow? Should I buy puts and/or go short? Is there any upside left?

General TA
>Canopy rarely dips below 200 day SMA (the brighter blue line in pic related)
>last time it broke that line was the late bear market of summer 2017 and even then it kinda hovered closely below it before breaking back above for the fall 2017 bull run
>daily RSI is 31, 4h is oversold at 25, 1h is extremely oversold at 19
>Stoch RSI has bottomed out
>200 day SMA level for tomorrow is $40.

Count on the 200 SMA to be launch pad for bounce play, however, there is no guarantee of holding that moving average after a bounce in to lower high in to crash. This is a swing trade opportunity only. If you're already long and deep in the hole, consider selling this bounce.

So, sell now? Only if the drop breaks 200 day SMA or on the oversold bounce. Same answer to opening short position or buying puts. Short term upside is the bounce in question. After that I can't possibly say other than people like weed and it'll keep selling.

Good luck. Don't kill yourselves.

>> No.11572394

quick rundown on lode pls and why not barrick

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>>11572283
I'm in love with AI-chan...

not in love with how everything's red

>> No.11572445

>>11572261
if amazon drops to $900 I can sell all my non critical stocks and use the profits to strike and bag Amazon shares

>> No.11572457

>>11572088
>major market dip
Is that really going to happen? I already cashed out last week, but I'm itching to buy TVIX.

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>>11572402
Cheer up anon-kun, buy the dip!

>> No.11572499

>>11572445
I'm actually gonna pray tonight that amazon keeps falling. $900 is that to much to ask? Plz, I need this. I can hold Amazon for the next 30 years and not worry about nothing.

>> No.11572502

>>11572457
Meh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZSdRVkplWQ

>> No.11572524

My anime portfolio is doing well

>> No.11572563

I'm a few bad days from dumping everything and buying gold. Convince me otherwise.

>> No.11572584
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11572584

>musk starts posing weeb shit
>claiming to be a FAANG girl
>sudenly takes time off twitter
>out of no where FAANG collapses
the numbers Mason what do they mean!

>> No.11572594

Disney stock is falling to, down to $113 per. Hmm, if it falls to $100 I may strike tomorrow and buy a share. I already own Fox shares. So under the terms I'd wind up with 3.x (x = partial share) of Disney shares.

>> No.11572598

>>11572563

See what happens tomorrow. Sell if you want but I'm not so sure about jumping straight in to gold. Midterm elections are in one week and the markets will certainly react some kind of way to the outcome. If the Republicans do decently, the markets will recover and gold will slump.

>> No.11572628

>>11572563
I jumped on the Barrick Gold train. Gonna ride it for 15 years. I hope the profits will be massive by then.

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>>11572628
Yikes

>> No.11572667

Asia pumping. Futures pumping. Let's see if it lasts.

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>>11572667
>blocks your path*

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>>11572667

Like it did this morning?

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>>11572628
Don't forget to hedge with LCI

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>>11572688
past 10 days:
>morning bleed
>stocks pump
>wagies get hyped for green day
>shits the bed
>small dip of hope
>sell off of death into 1pm
>futures open green
>wagies develop slight hope

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mastercard and mgm have no business crashing

>> No.11572733

>>11572726
mgm hasnt even settled las vegas shooting lawsuits brah

>> No.11572738

>>11572594
Fuck it, I'm gonna do it. It'll mean the next 2 week's budget will be on a tightrope and I'll only have a dollar's worth of wiggle room as the stock price is in flux but fuck it, Disney will be in the bag. Once the Fox deal is done, that'll mean over 3 shares. Factor in drip over 30 yrs should equal a nice payoff.

>> No.11572745

>>11572733
literally a non-issue. money isnt involved and mgm is covered by the terrorism insurance bullshit whatever law thing.

>> No.11572748

FUTURES
ASIA

WHAT DOES ALL THIS GREEN MEAN FOR TOMORROW?

>> No.11572765

>>11572384

Oh and by the way, the GMP Securities report on the weed sector that was partly responsible for today's dry pounding turned out to have glaring factual errors regarding Canopy's revenues. Ben Smith corrected it on twatter a little while ago:

https://twitter.com/BenjaminA_Smith/status/1057055126026964992?s=19

Second, some cocksucking short seller on twatter by the name of BettingBruiser tried to FUD the Constellation deal by implying the deal might not go through today. He was shot down within 30 minutes with proof. Constellation bond offering went through today and the deal remains on schedule for closure tomorrow or Wednesday.

>> No.11572766

>>11572714
they are squeezing out everyone

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DUDE
WEED
LMAO
if CGC can hold steady above $25 and TLRY is a warehouse in the ghetto and still trading in the 90's why the fuck is ACB single digit midget?

>> No.11572788
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>Another 100!? But we're so short! Where's the downside at this point?
>Do it. At the market.

I liked this image so much, so I cleaned it up so it could be used for whatever's crashing at the moment. Let me know if anything should be fixed.

>> No.11572806

>>11572778
Supply, they ran out. smoked it all. I own shares in Auroa. It'll pick back up, give it time.

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DRUUUMMMMMPPPPFFFFFF

>> No.11572834

>>11572806
There is no reason why it shouldnt be at least $20 this makes no sense at all.
Fucking aphria is worth more. How? Fucking how?

>> No.11572837

>>11572584
It was already crashed before. Pay attention, this is just the golden bulls final spasms.

>> No.11572843

What the hell is happening with weed stocks going down?

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11572859

>yfw you realise some cock gobbler made 10x on the way up with nvidia
>yfw they're about to make the same again on the way back down

>> No.11572872

>>11572843

Canadians taking market share

>> No.11572882

>>11572014
The Bogs made a call.

>> No.11572883

>>11572778

CGC's 200 SMA is ~$31. Look for that to hold on current leg down. My best guess for Canopy's price action tomorrow is a gap down followed by rising trend for the rest of the day to start the bounce referred to here >>11572384

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Oh god this is fucking pathetic
Who short tomorrow?

>> No.11572887

>>11572834
Also, just like with mega companies over time the Pot market will merge to. So instead of 10 pot companies you'll have 4.

>> No.11572892
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>>11572859
>mfw there's at least one person who bought the top and continued "buying cheapies" all the way to the bottom
>mfw this person will decide to relent and short - at the very bottom

>> No.11572897

>>11572886
All in on TQQQ calls.

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Let's say Trump does decide to legalize marijuana (at least medicinal) what stock would be best to be pre-invested in to make the biggest bang?

>> No.11572923

>>11572911
dui lawyers

>> No.11572926

How long till Intel and Nvida (or the reverse) merge? ATI and AMD did.

>> No.11572928
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>OLD WHITE GUY: TARIFFS AFFECT US GDP BY 20-30 BASIS POINTS AT MAX
>>11572897
Mad lad

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>>11572911
>Let's say Trump does decide to legalize marijuana (at least medicinal)

You have a better chance of winning mega millions

>> No.11572931

>>11572923
DUIL? Is that the ticker?

>> No.11572940

>>11572926
never, they are both already in danger of monopoly status.

>> No.11572942

>>11572923
True this, saw a screen cap where Pot was only 1 hr legal up north and someone got busted while Driving.

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"Trade war not likely to have lasting effects"

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>>11572911

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>/biz/ covered in guro
yay

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>>11572493
I quit real women. Even Elon quits 3D women. I'm for 2D girls now.

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11573033

Who here getting JUSTed right now?

>> No.11573062

>>11572373
Kek you can probably get thousands. Hell ill sell you some

>> No.11573064
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They're looking exceptionally nervous on china open rn

>> No.11573096

>>11572996
Yes.. yes.. just breed white people out of existence

>> No.11573116

WTF is going on in biz right now?

>> No.11573122
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>>11573116
something... wonderful

>> No.11573126

>>11573116
>not investing in prolapse stocks
never gonna make it

>> No.11573128

>>11573116
someone must have got justed and is taking it out on us

>> No.11573140

>>11573128
stinky linkies mad because someone mentioned us in a medium article and they want to drive away the herd
unfortunately this will have a streisand effect

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>>11573116

What did you think you would find out there?

>> No.11573143

>>11573116
Flushing out normies /b/ style.

>> No.11573144

>>11573116
jews, i think

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>> No.11573147

>>11573116
someone trying to spread negative sentiment

>> No.11573149 [DELETED] 

Sex between two male partners can be a very healthy and rewarding experience. Given that they’re both in a comfortable relationship, romantic or otherwise, and speak freely about their insecurities and desires, the transition into a sexual relationship is a smooth one. The first steps toward anal intercourse are merely spoken questions, usually in the form of one partner alerting the other of his desires/curiosity. Next comes commitment from both parties to engage in the act. It is the stage leading up to the act that requires the most out of the latter assuming the “bottom” position. Western cultural narratives label the anus and rectal cavity as “filthy” due to their association with defecation. This association is a social construct. Once the bottom has psychically dismantled his social programming, he can begin his preparation. Most homosexual bottoms employ small squirt bottles to fill the rectal cavity with lukewarm water to wash out residual feces and biofilm. It is also common for bottoms to fast an average of 10 hours preceding a time during which anal sex may be expected, as well as a deep cleaning shower in which the running water and fingers give a surface deep wash to the anus.

After both partners achieve an adequate state of arousal, anal intercourse begins. The “top,” or penetrating partner, may use lubricant on his penis and his partner’s anus. The application of lube via the top’s fingers is a vital stage for many homosexual partnerships. Not only does it serve to heighten the arousal and anticipation in both parties, but it serves as a “stress test” for the top to determine how prepared the bottom is to receive the much larger penis. Adding fingers loosens the bottom by tiring out the splinter muscle, leading to a more enjoyable experience for the bottom. How penetration is approached varies greatly from couple to couple, but follows a typical timeline.

>> No.11573174

>>11573140
biz specifically or 4chin in general?

>> No.11573189

>>11573174
yes

>> No.11573199

is this portfolio godtier?

33% QQQ
33% SPY
33% NOBL

>> No.11573204
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11573204

Holy fuck

>> No.11573205
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>>11573149

>> No.11573209

>>11573149
WTF is this shit?

>> No.11573212

biz is obviously getting raided, soon enough who is doing it will come to light. Im thinking is the PRL people hoping to do damage control since their investors are probably coming over here.

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>>11573204
YES SSSSSSSSS FUCKING BURN IT

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>>11573033
I liquidated. The markets better keep tanking.

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>>11573149
based

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:( it was fun while it lasted

>>11573149
the greatest love story every told

>> No.11573291 [DELETED] 

>>11573149
The penetration stage is slow, with the bottom communicating his level of comfort to the top. It may take some time for an inexperienced bottom to comfortably accept his partner’s entire penis. Once the girth just past the head becomes tolerable, it is much easier for the bottom to accept the rest of the shaft into his anus. Once he does, and the top receives verbal consent, he may begin moving. How he moves depends on the couple’s position, but usually involves the penis sliding in and out of the anal cavity, with the head never leaving the sphincter.

Again, the choices made by the partners very greatly from this point forward. Upon the completion of intercourse, both parties begin the final cleaning stage. Ejaculate is wiped up with hand towels or spare clothes, and even if condoms were used, the bottom may excuse himself to the restroom. To the bottom, anal sex simulates all the same perceptions as defecation, and so a restroom break is more so an impulse than a necessary task. At the end of the act, both partners are satisfied and healthy.

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>>11573189
the chinks are rallying

>> No.11573305

>>11573291
>head makes the rest easier
Not really because the rectum itself stretches in addition to the sphincter
>spare clothes
Never
>bathroom
It's to push out lube. It doesn't make you shit

>> No.11573312

>>11573302
It will fade

>> No.11573318
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It all makes sense now.

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>>11573290
>tfw the stock market will literally stop existing in the near future

ORANGE MAN DOES IT AGAIN

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>>11573290
You are a degenerate^2

>> No.11573328

>>11573204
? That isn't even new lows. Were headed to 6k on the Nasdaq before a real bounce btw. I'm selling my QQQ 167 puts and loading up on FB 120 puts 2 weeks out.

>> No.11573332

WHAT THE FUCK,MODERATION AND THREADS PURGED IN MY /BIZ?

NO FUCKING WAY

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>>11573319
this but unironically
the whole worla realizing that investing am a ponzi scheme
people who subsist entrialy off investments are taxing the system and not furfulling theiir role in production

ITS ALL CRASHING DOWN

>> No.11573359

>>11573290
What's Hashiramas face trying to convey here?

>> No.11573373

>>11573359
"I can't believe there are people who actually watch Naruto"

The leaf represents the TV screen and Madara represents the viewer

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11573388

I noticed small caps started dumping before everything else, and now they have bottomed at the February lows and didn't fall as much as everything else today. Are they going to lead the charge back up?

>> No.11573398

>>11571761
>only good TA in the thread
>4 year forecast
>only one support level that makes sense
>only one useful indicator
at least esoteric memelines anon knew his limits

>> No.11573399

>>11573342
silly con valley is ogre but the rest of the market can be fine. best technical guy I know says there is going to be a big bounce @ 6k NS and you should buy. He called the selloff and bounce today within 20 pts so I am inclined to believe him.

>> No.11573401

>>11573342
how's your penis doing?

>> No.11573407

>>11573399
>NQ

>> No.11573410

>>11573399
post links to his work

>> No.11573423
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>>11571761
Similar to what a guy named Lunatic trader predicted back in 2013, called for market top at Dow 32k or S&P500 at 2900-3200

>> No.11573425

>>11573388
Scap doing generally better...never understood why people always root for blue chips

>> No.11573430

wat does biz think about f and thechinese lowering car taxes

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>>11573388
That would be nice
Small-caps are the plucky underdogs of the stock market

>>11573342
I think the market is going to rotate from growth to value after this correction
It seems like common sense at this point that FAANG is massively overvalued and artificially inflated by buybacks

>> No.11573457

>>11573423
https://lunatictrader.com/2013/08/30/the-case-for-dow-32000/

his original post

>> No.11573461

>>11573033
I liquidated my positions in SCHD and QQQ and put the money into Yamana Gold and bought even more Micron. Call me an optimist, but I honestly think that we're near the bottom. In any case we'll have to wait till election day to see how the markets react.

>>11573149
Thanks mods.

>>11573096
I'm a literal Mongol barbarian, man. You probably really don't want me making little genocidal Elliott Rogers with American girls, but it's okay since I practice ethnic hygiene. Lucky for me my people don't wait till they're 40 and making more money than anyone needs to consider having one child that they'll get drunk and abuse and turn into a Communist degenerate.

>> No.11573479

>>11573461
I know I prefer Mongol barbarians to African hutdwellers.

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>>11573096
>muh white race

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>>11573388
>If I go all in, 3x long, and we hit the pre-correction top, I still wouldn't make back my losses

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>/biz/ capitulating

great sign

>> No.11573516

>>11573509
what the fuck did you buy

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>>11573327
Guro am pure like me @_@

>>11573359
his face is entrusting total confidence in his hard fought friend, nay, brother's unique outlook on life. He's appreciating Madara's decision making which is many layers removed from normal. Infact he is wishing he could for, even a moment have Madara's outlook.

Unfortunetly Madara is too autistic for appreciating Senju.

>>11573373
@_@ interesting interpretation
so everyone who watching naruto am autist like Madara

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>>11573423
>collapse cult
Bears almost always lose out in the end because the general trend is upwards. However, infinite growth is also a myth. Is anything really pointing to things turning into a downward trend from now on? Wouldn't that have far more catastrophic consequences than bulls having succesful shorts?

>>11573493
I don't like /pol/ fucking up other boards, and I'm not even huwyte, which is why I'm disengaging from this conversation, but all the reason and facts are honestly on the ultra right wing's side.

>> No.11573543

>>11573096
>>11572996
My grandpa always told me girls are a waste of money. He also told me cars are a terrible investment.

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>>11573516
SPXL
I got 3x exposure to the downswing. Then I just kept buying until today. Also I had AMZN

>> No.11573558

>>11573543
Girls are a waste of money but children aren't

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Would you buy this?

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>>11573554
kek you right, SPY would have for hit ~310 for you to get money back at this point

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>>11573290
>>11573359
>>11573373
>>11573535
I don't understand the appeal of Naruto. Most super-shonens in general, really.

>>11573543
Well, obviously. Cars depreciate the second your pen hits the contract. The chances of you accidentally buying a car that'll be famous thirty years from now and keeping it in decent condition until then are also vanishingly low. Guns, jewelry, and precious metals are a better physical investment but guns degrade with use and metals don't actually appreciate or depreciate much. They just hold steady as currency does its thing.

As for girls, I actually have a life unlike most chan users, and I can tell you that you can and will find a nice girl, that doesn't dig for gold or sleep aroud if you look hard enough. I can also tell you that anime weab girls 110% exist and are waiting for you as we speak. I recommend churches and places you wouldn't expect. In any case, a good woman is the best investment you'll ever make, if you can find one that's not locked in.

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>>11573574
why your green and red backwards O.O?

but nah would wait for

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>>11573535
>so everyone who watching naruto am autist

yep, I think this is definitely what they were trying to say

>>11573543
they are terrible investments
buying an expensive car is the equivalent of buying an expensive watch
a car is a machine to get you from one point to another, not an investment
they always depreciate in value

>>11573554
>buying all the way down and then selling at the bottom
>buying FAANG

OOF
If you were going to go all in on the idea of buying the dip and averaging down until the market went up, then you should have committed to it instead of capitulating when you got too red
This downturn isn't going to last forever, even a fullblown bear market/recession doesn't last forever

Assuming you didn't lose your rent money, then use this opportunity to learn from your mistakes

>>11573582
big shounens are the superhero movies of the anime medium
there are much better options out there

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>>11573537
>general trend is upwards

For the past 100 years maybe

When GDP growth was 5%+ a year and the population went from 2 billion to 7 billion. Things have changed, now the world is aging and every population besides dirt poor africans have stopped growing, the middle class is hollowed out and now solely relies on debt. Want to see what happens to a stock market in a nation where demographics collapse? Look at Japan

Investors look at shit like earnings and PE ratios, policy makers, central banks, pension plans look at demographics and things aren't looking good hence all QE after the 2008 crash.

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>>11573599
The boomers have taken over

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>>11573576
Oh no, I need it at a paltry 2950
Hope goldman is right
>>11573587
>forgot to flip off bear mode
How bout this
>>11573590
Fuck you faggot I sold long enough ago the market is a wee bit lower. I could still get in to my old shit at the price I had avged, but I refuse to continue the justing

>> No.11573612

>>11572384
I just want to buy some. so wait like a week?

>> No.11573620
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It's all downhill for Amazon

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>>11571342

>> No.11573624

>>11573582
yeah.. i'm about to go to church just to start looking for some pussy. I'm going to go saturdays to the seventh day Adventist church then i'm going to go sundays to the christian church... during the week i'm going to go to the local community college... i just wonder how many girls i'm gunna have to fuck in order to find the one that fits just right? you know what i mean?

>> No.11573628

>>11573587
The reason I ask is because that is literally SPX flipped upside down. If you wouldn't buy that, you wouldn't sell SPX. Right? ....right?

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>>11573609
Old people don't spend money, and the youth are burdened by debts and poor prospects, massive debt accumulation keeps things going...for now

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>>11573599
That analysis points to a future where stocks and crypto are the very least of our worries. Do you think I'm being too optimistic, or even delusional, in thinking that there's a good outcome to this? And in reference to Japan, if they can resist the allure of cheap labor, and recognize that populations should necessarily have a boom-and-bust cycle, like any market, they're going to be living in 3018 within a few decades. It's just a shame that even our most far-sighted people still make such short-sighted decisions. Fatherland, stability, and quality of life are much more important than keeping investor leeches like us happy.

>> No.11573640

>>11573622
nobody is going to join your fucking discord, go away

>> No.11573649

>>11573631
I agree, the only reason the investing meme has become so popular is because the family unit is basically destroyed and people need exponential growth in their savings to retire, in the past you would just live with your family

>> No.11573656

>>11573033

Just came in to trading stocks one (1) month ago to try it out. Didn’t even break even before this. I’m afraid if I sell it all and leave, it’ll be a bull market again.

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>>11573656
it's normal to not break even at first, this is complicated and takes time to learn
just make sure you learn from your mistakes and change the way you make decisions in the future

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Would you buy it?

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>>11573624
You can just pretend to be religious and become involved in the local community. The religious community is on the slow recovery in terms of birthrate and they want people to keep the faith alive in the meantime really bad. And don't forget to hit the gym and read enough to be able to hold a conversation or inquiry into anything. You have to have, at some point, met some ugly, poor and morally deficient man that could somehow keep women twirled around his thumb. If he can do it why can't you?

>>11573649
This, this is what I mean when I say a good woman is the best investment. One of you is going to outlive the other and the children that throw money at you when you're old are the real evidence of winning. Sure you could spend your whole life chasing gains at the cost of all else, but is that going to matter when you've admitted yourself to a hostel and decide to waste away under the care of some 50 IQ Somalian nurse that graciously expedites your death by accident? Even she's going to have the cranial capacity to feel bad for you when you tell her about how all your buddies and family died years ago, and when nobody visits you at all in your last six months.

>> No.11573692

>>11573672
oh for sure it's going to the moon my man 100%
i'm guessing this is SPY reversed or something
people selling now are the same kind of overemotional people who FOMO into stocks like this

>> No.11573695

>>11573675
>living long enough to be lose self-care capabilities
Fuck off and die already boomer
My money is my money and when I die I'm leaving it to my dog

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>>11573582
>literally work at a church
>after two years finally find a single grill who also happens to work there
>literally wouldn’t give me the time of day
>>11573624
Stop thinking with your dick and maybe you’ll find the right one. IMO grills who put out that quick aren’t wife material. Although I certainly don’t want to wait for marriage either.

>> No.11573720

Any Company I should be on the lookout for tomorrow? I’m having a mock trial for investing into stocks tomorrow

>> No.11573733

>>11573720
Short all of FANG. Basically, short fucking everything. If you want a stock, idk maybe Walmart. Also, med/small caps took their hit earlier so they will go down less if you want to look into those.

>> No.11573736

what u think of NOBL /biz/?

what about 100% NOBL?

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>>11573720
>for tomorrow

day trading is a shit-tier strategy
think in terms of weeks at the minimum, desu

>>11573733
this is a pretty good bet
FAANG is overvalued as shit

>> No.11573750

>>11573675
>good
>woman

>> No.11573756

>>11573612
>so wait like a week?

The bounce will happen sometime tomorrow or Wednesday most likely. Next week will be too late.

>> No.11573767

>>11573733
Interesting observation
FNGU is not matching FNGD. Seems like FNGU is way oversold

>> No.11573768

>>11571756

I actively went in EVERY weed thread and made long ranting posts TELLING people to dump their weed stocks from the start of October. No pity for you faggots.

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>>11573768
I'm up over 60% on CGC and CRON puts

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>>11571342

>> No.11573785

>>11573775
end your life

>> No.11573787

>>11573767
Hi everyone. I'm wrong. Carry on
Close on Oct1 to close today are the same % in both, different patterns on the way there

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>>11573774
STOP MAKING MONEY REEEEEEE

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>>11573750
>how
>to
>die
>alone

>>11573768
>>11573774
What was your rationale? I mean, I avoided weed stocks too. Think it's a good idea to try to pick out the best looking company in a few months and investing in them? Like the future Marlboro of weed.

>> No.11573798

>>11573768

I'm not worried since I only hold the major ones.

They'll see ATH's again soon enough, within a couple years and a few more beverage deals get landed.

>> No.11573801

>>11573775
Reported you to discord

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>>11573775
Go away SEC

>> No.11573811

>>11573739
By far, my most profitable trades have been overnight trades.

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>>11573797
my rationale was LMAO MILLENIAL NORMIE BUBBLE TIME TO BE CONTRARIAN

>>11573797
>claim to "have a life"
>unironically believe that looking for "good women" will result in good results
debunked

>> No.11573823

>>11573811
I don't know what you've been trading, then
For the vast majority of stocks, riding a larger trend is better than day trading

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11573829

Would you?

>> No.11573834

HEXO or TRST boy-os?

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>>11573811
Doesn't all price action happen after and before hours?
>>11573739
>all the investors are white
This is an anti-semitic infographic.
>>11573818
well not only do you have to look for unicorn women, you also have to pretend to not be a degenerate

>> No.11573838
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>>11571342

>> No.11573842

>>11573675
i am a religious person tho.. i also don't consider myself a ugly person either..

>>11573716
I try to think with mainly my brain.. my brain wants to test drive some shit before it can figure out the rest you know what i mean?

>>11573801
my goodness i'm starting to think you are the biggest faggot on 4chan basedboy

>> No.11573855

Hope AMD falls to $2 again. Be fucking sweet if Amazon fell all the way down to $500 again. (I know it won't but hell I can dream right?)

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>>11573834
Acreage Holdings

>>11573842
It's not that he's /pol/, it's that he's advertising a discord without contributing anything whatsoever to the discussion
Also, it's a discord that has nothing to do with the stock market
I hope it does get deleted just to spite this faggot

>> No.11573861

>>11573672

I love looking at charts upside down. It really can be helpful to gain a different perspective. In this scenario reading it straight I would look for weakness from the "bulls", smaller moves "upwards", inability to set new "high".

>> No.11573867

>>11573838
Stop
>>11573842
>my brain wants to test drive some shit
Yea I know. I don’t believe in wanting for marriage bullshit. I also wouldn’t consider marrying a woman who’d fuck someone on the first date. Those are just toys.

>> No.11573871

>>11573857
>It's not that he's /pol/, it's that he's advertising a discord without contributing anything whatsoever to the discussion
>Also, it's a discord that has nothing to do with the stock market
>I hope it does get deleted just to spite this faggot
well look whos sticking up for the faggot.. the biggest faggot in /smg/
Can't you two faggots go suck on each others hemorrhoids somewhere else?

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>>11571342

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>>11573867
*waiting
I’m tired

>> No.11573879

>>11573672
I'd dump it hard

>> No.11573886

watch AKRX

>> No.11573890

>>11573871
>Can't you two faggots go suck on each others hemorrhoids somewhere else

your whole "feud" is more sexually charged than anything I've ever posted on here
the two of you should fuck and get it over with

>> No.11573905

>>11573890
the guy is a fucking moron. You are just a faggot so you think everything is "sexually charged" because you have piss poor mental health and find everything to be sexual when its not.. hence you always posting gay anime when it doesn't even relate to anything you are saying or replying to

>> No.11573912

>>11573861
Everything tells me to go heavily long right now. But I did that the whole way down and I'm fucking rooned

>> No.11573934
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Just fuck my shit up famalam

>> No.11573936

>>11573886

filtered

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>>11573934
Get on my level fucking scrub

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>>11573947
>All time
What's that, sine yesterday, since last week? Since 1980's?

>> No.11573969

>>11573934
still better than a savings account

>> No.11573985

>>11573912
>I did that the whole way down and I'm fucking rooned

I'm guessing you'll be fine if you hold. That's assuming you're not trading on margin and nearing the dreaded Call™.

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>>11573969
Yea...
But my $1,000 cushion is gone now

Never should have held a AMZN stock when it's 35% of my portfolio

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>>11573985
Just disregard margin calls. You'll be fine :^)

>> No.11573994

>>11573964
Since february this year. I cashed out my crypto gains right into the first correction. I could show a 1y but it's flat for the first month
>>11573985
I do have margin and I wouldn't get called unless SPX fell an additional 50% from here. If I don't notice that happening I deserve to be poor

>> No.11573995

Woke up today to a 101k Margin call email cause a short put on my put spread on AMZN was assigned.
Works better than coffee at waking me up as I began to close the position.

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>>11573964
Oh and here's my month. Amateur

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>>11573993
>Just disregard margin calls. You'll be fine :^)

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>>11573999
>Amateur
>Being mad at an anonymous stranger on the internet
Crab mentality at it's finest salty-bro

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>>11573999
I dropped ~$3,000 since October 1st. Disregard the gap up on October 25. That's when I transferred another $4,000 to Schwab.

>> No.11574062

>>11571342
are support and resistance as important in a bear market?

>> No.11574069 [DELETED] 

-6% FUTURES WHAT

yikeys

>> No.11574071

is investing if your in your 20s dead?

is SSO/QLD/TQQQ all dead and be to liquidated soon?

what do we do when we reach -99%

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>>11574069
LIAR!

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>>11571342
>portfolio dropped 5% today

straight to zero i go lads

>> No.11574099

>>11574069
#notmyfutures

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>>11574094
welcome friend

welcome to the machine

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>>11574094
Just take all my money, bro.

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How do I short white people?

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>>11574030
>he doesn't lose all his money in the stock market
Sorry I only talk to real gangstas
>>11574049
>up for the month
Get a load of this guy
>>11574069
wrong.gif

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>>11574130
there is only one way

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> Liquidity drying up over the next year
>Fed raising rates
> New Paradigm: flight to quality.
> Unless your stock is going to make or exceed its numbers for at least the next year you're gonna get justed.
> If your stock doesn't pay a dividend there's a high chance you're gonna get justed.
> If your stock is on the NASDAQ there's a high chance it's gonna get justed.
> Gold will do nothing. Gold goes up when the fed prints money or WWIII is about to start. The Fed is burning money.


Goys we are far from the bottom. I'm talking longer terms here. There will be up days but we're gonna trend down down down.

We are Bitcoin February 2018.

If you have hands of steel short the QQQ and don't check the daily.

Cap this you know I'm right.

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>>11574132

I'll take the long to your short. How much leverage you want? 2x? 5x? Come on, go for the 10x. Don't be a pussy now.

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>my face whenever rkg posts lately
soon

>>11574166
>he doesn't lose all his money in the stock market
sorry, my taxes arnt that fucked up that i need losses to survive the IRS

>> No.11574194

>>11574182
I want to rape this little anime slut

>> No.11574199

When futures are up for no good reason the market falls for too many predictable novelties.

Y’all ready for Red Tuesday?

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>>11574166
I wish I was up for the month. I'm actually down $3,000 for the month. It just looks like I'm up because I transferred $4,000 to my account from my checking.

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>>11574188
Too far anon. Too far

>> No.11574223

>>11574181
i noticed t-bills are over 2% now. would it make sense to dump my entire portfolio into them for the next couple years? i'm sick of getting justed

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>>11574194
Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san
The entire anime is her lightly teasing the guy and clearly telling him she likes him and him being too much of a pussy to make a move

>> No.11574232

>>11574213
Based. Real nibbers consantly deposit funds into a dying portfolio

>> No.11574238

>>11574194
>>11574228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCidTpGOP3Q

>> No.11574250

>>11571342
do most people here invest long term or day/swing trade?

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>>11572354
I feel that based anon, a bear market would allow me to spend a few years collecting undervalued stocks so when the bull run comes my position will be set to moon.

I know poor newfags don't understand this because they are all hard to lose their money or make those few dollar gainz.

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>>11574232
Those cheapies aren't gonna buy themselves!

>> No.11574276

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y28Diszaoo4

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Honestly think my only bet is to hold on for dear life. Sold my SCHD and QQQ and pumped it into AUY, AMRS and MU because I think we're close to the bottom.

>> No.11574319

>>11574264
Let me cope

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>>11574303
>HMNY

>> No.11574332

>>11574250
buy LCI

>> No.11574334

>>11574276
why are the Bogdanoff brothers associated with bears?

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>>11574328
Hey I bought it when it was ten cents a piece. Literally a ten dollar investment my dude.

>> No.11574356

>>11574334
Quick rundown on these guys:
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babie
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>> No.11574360

>>11574341
well you lost 90% of that ten dollars, I'd reassess my situation here

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>>11574356
Fucking based

>> No.11574374

>>11574360
I wasn't really looking to make steady gains off HMNY. I took the advice to treat it like a long-term lottery ticket. If it works out, I make beer money or better. If it doesn't I skip playing the lottery next month.

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some one give me some good news!
DNR has gone down 50% within the last couple of trading days and CGC is crashing too.

I was once up $200 on CGC and i thought "hmm maybe itll go even higher! better hold on."
this is what i get for being greedy.

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>>11574374
>ever playing the lottery

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>>11574356

Don't forget that they are directly descended from a Pharoah.

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>>11574356
Quick rundown on (you)
>bows to any dude willing to fuck him
>in contact with aids
>rumored to blow 100 dudes a day
>can't even control his own piss flow
>direct descendant of literally nobody
>doesn't own anything but a few meme stocks
>will never bankroll anything
>again, owns jack shit
>first designer babies will, by design, not look like him at all
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of a bunch of shit, nothing to do with (you)
>still doesn't own anything
>in frequent communication with the suicide hotline
>can't even speak his native tongue
>own mom won't let him borrow 5$
>17 years old but due to idiot parents actually has the intelligence of a three year old
>the world would be smarter with out (you)

cheers

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>>11574404

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/Faang Gang/
FB will pump on ad revenue, screencap it

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>/smg/ are my only friends
>we're not even friends
I like pretending

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3 grand in leafbucks with an average cost basis of 130 on Red Hat, what do with profits?

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>>11574417
FB will gap down and dump hard on decline of MAU.

>> No.11574466

>>11574443
>ID
Nice try Igor

>> No.11574468

>>11574374
Treating it that way is smarter than actually investing in it, though
You never win the lottery, though
That $10 could buy you lunch at a restaurant

>>11574437
It's just banter, my guy

>> No.11574475

>>11574466
what?

>> No.11574491

>>11574417
>ad revenue
pfffffffffffthahahahaa. "Targeted Advertising" is such a fucking meme. All that matters is FB is losing users and it is no longer cool. No growth = dead tech stock. See you @ 15x forward earnings

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>>11574475
>what what's going on I'm just a normal anon passing through
I won't fall for your tricks

>> No.11574508

Should I buy $goos stock

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>>11574491
Its such a meme Twitter rose 15% on ad revenue alone the other day

FB also is gaining users despite the quarterly fud

>> No.11574530

>>11574500
faggot

>> No.11574539

>>11574519
short it, all ups must go down

>> No.11574555

What are the odds Apple and Tesla merge tomorrow? 40%?

>> No.11574562

>>11574539
youre thinking of Gravity

>> No.11574564

>>11574555
Fucking knew it. Trips. Teslapple tomorrow. Thank kek.

>> No.11574575

>>11574519
looks like it's gaining slant-eyes and street-shitters while losing whites
ain't gonna be good for ad revenue

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>>11574389
up to $100 of gambling losses are deductible for taxes

paying more than $100 for lotto tickets in a year is retarded though

>> No.11574720

>>11574437
I can be your fren

>> No.11574732

>>11574715
> you can only deduct losses up to the amount of your winnings
eh

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>>11574715
>tfw my sushi will never be comped

>> No.11574774

>>11574765
>>11574765
>>11574765
NEW THREAD

>> No.11574799

>>11572834

Because APH is a far better company than ACB.

Have you even done your research? Jesus Christ.

>> No.11574824

>>11574732
You can only deduct loses

If you gamble $100 worth, and win $40, you can only deduct $60

And it's for all gambling income, lotto, casino, and "illegal gambling activities"