/biz/ - Business & Finance

Everyone is fucked.

What did the Jews do now

>>11568444
>>11568444
>>11568444

should have been able to know this, fuck

OOF

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buy index funds on sale because they will be higher in 2025

keep up with me or you wont retire

>>11568376
GALT is oversold as fuck
Absolutely nothing has changed fundamentally since it was at $7
I wouldn't blame you if you cut your losses at this point, but I'm still holding and confident in the fundamentals
I wouldn't sell

>>11568446
>WAAAAA IT'S ALL OGRE I HAVE TO SELL NOW

I will never capitulate

This is the bottom. Time to buy.

>>11568454
Instead of up or down they invented a new 3rd direction stocks can go that destroys both longs and shorts. We are all fucked as stocks continue to move triangularly. Only Elder zions picked up any Corner positions so we are BTFO

>>11568460
No worries fren. I cleared a clean 20% on TSLA recently, will buy back in next time Musk kindly generates a dip.

Right now I just want Brazil to crash.

Circuit breaker when?

>>11568423
First for not looking at TD ameritrade today

YAA YEET

>>11568469
Try 2035 at least anon. This is going to be America's lost decade.

HOW COULD THE GOVERNMENT LET THIS HAPPEN

I will never capitulate
I'll hold for years if I need to, I'm confident in the long-term viability of my picks

>>11568468
Lmao

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

DRIP automatically cost averages for you. buy on the way down systematically and the same on the way up.

https://www.nasdaq.com/article/us-restricts-exports-to-chinese-semiconductor-firm-fujian-jinhua-20181029-00976

Is this why my micron just spiked down?

Never seen S&P500 fall so fast this is insanneee.

oof

>>11568454
Some asshole shot up their gold worship and goyim destruction site of prayer and thievery so now they are crashing the markets in revenge

VIX UP 8%

>>11568512
this is actually pretty insane lol, good rollercoaster road month, absolutely nutty

>>11568490
>tfw bought $9k at 390

its gonna go up right? just bad news...right..

Is this a bear trap?

It's all a fucking scam. The stock market is just one big bubble

>>11568492
this is also fine by me, i will be 40 then and thats about when i want to retire

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS!!!!!!!!!!!

PANIC IS HERE
WE ARE AT PANIC

>>11568495
I'm mostly ETFs so I don't even have to worry about my picks.

BUY EVERYTHING

guys good news! i finished all of the medium puzzles on picross touch

> tfw you didn't fall for the AMD meme

WE ARE AT PANIC
THE BOTTOM IS ALMOST HERE

PANIC FEAR
DREAD STRESS
PANIC FEAR
DREAD STRESS
PANIC FEAR
DREAD STRESS
PANIC FEAR
DREAD STRESS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FANGGGGGGG

>>11568529
Nah, we're at anxiety.

>>11568529
It's still in complacency. Stocks move way slower. You will feel panic when market goes down another %30~40

well what do I sell, and what do I buy with it?
or shall I just hold my bags

>>11568529
Zoom out moron

>>11568529
>>11568555
Either way if you can afford to don't sell and don't buy till we hit rock bottom.

>>11568474
I'm out at $3.25, but I hope it doesn't get to that point. My hands are strong but tired of holding this shitbag.
As a noob, GALT has been a lesson in keeping positions balanced. Last time I go in this heavy on a meme.

>>11568572
buy VOO, then buy more VOO. Clear out of any long calls if you can profitably.

>>11568577
yeah just wait for the alarm to sound letting everyone know it's the bottom, then buy

IS THIS THE END? IM NOT READY

MUMMY MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

>>11568598
CAN THE MARKET GO NEGATIVE AND MAKE US OWE MONEY?????????????????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>11568588
why VOO instead of SPY or IVV

why not QQQ

>>11568423
To this fag:

>>11568344
uh huh - 20/20 hindsight is the reason why i pulled out of tech stocks at the start of september

> everyone that is a better trader is just a hindsight cuck

>this is the bottom

is VYM a good stock :c

>>11568583
I've been saying the entire time that you shouldn't buy "memes" at all without doing your own research and size your positions responsibly
I'm glad you had the opportunity to learn that

GALT isn't a shitbag, but I understand if you see it that way
I know what I bought, and I'm still confident in it

>>11568597
Man though its really gonna hurt when all my stuffs ducking tanks. Like it's already bad so if I sell or not it doesn't matter, but to wait on rebound for all my shit it's going to suck.

>>11568628
shh people might actualy belive you

the crash continues

SAY BYE BYE TO YOUR RETIREMENTS, BOOMERS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

STOP FUCKING SELLING!!!!!! rRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VXX still hasn't hit the levels of the the the last volatility spike
We must walk this path longer

TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP

>>11568625
Because Vanguard is a rock solid, venerable company, and their Roth IRA program is also great. Drop 5500 a year in VOO and forget about it, and get access to non ETF indexes with lower expense ratios.

>there's no ticket for the price of gold
>only 1990s era websites
i bet the jews did this

>>11568648
our taxes are going up to pay for it

>>11568583
>>11568642
Buying anything without doing your own research and timing your entry well is dumb
This board is fucking horrible at investing as a collective (buys memes, gets brainwashed by hype, doesn't care about fundamentals)

>>11568661
Just kidding I'm a brainlet. Because of decay we probably have

GAS GAS GAS PUT YOUR FUCKING MASKS ON

>>11568690
I pooted

So guys, black tuesday tomorrow or what? Not sure what to do with my puts.

>>11568690
Unless you're a degenerate gambler like me, keep calm and buy VOO

STOP BEING SO EMOTIONAL YOU LITTLE BITCHES

OH I LOVE PUTS

>>11568628
we go green in the friday closing bell

Pepe green

PANIC AND CAPITULATION IS WHAT YOU'RE ALL DOING
ALL EMOTION COSTS YOU MONEY
BE COLD AND LOGICAL, THINK IN THE LONG TERM

>>11568711

WE ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just want to be comfy lads...

ATVI below 64 heading up to blizzcon. Good God.

>>11568712
Holy shit those are delicious. Here I'm happy with my meager EWZ put.

Good going anon, please reinvest some of your winnings in indexes.

>i-it wont go below 24k

>AAPL
Fuck off jews, I’m holding for life.

>>11568711

SHUT THE FUCK UP. EVERYTHING IS BURNING DOWN

>>11568724
> 0.1% green friday after 7% down week

holy moly, we going to close on the low, literally no one buying the dip anymore

>>11568711
nope this chart is not correct.

>>11568750
We're all gonna make it anon. Just invest in pulleys

where the fuck does this cunt worthless nigger boomer market get off starting at a jewed up le +150 out of nowhere ;^)^)^)^) and then plummeting over 700 points so far (and still dropping more)

this bullshit is more fake than shitcoins

what does green look like again

>>11568767

$10k bid on $235 $VOO LETS GO

>>11568773
what did Karl Buy?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JUST CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET ALREADY

CIRCUIT BREAKERS
CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>thread theme: Adagio for Strings
https://youtu.be/izQsgE0L450

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BOTTOM!!!!

where the FUCK can i get live up to the second ticket info

i want to see instantly changing graphs

>>11568759
>>11568775
>WAAA I'M AN OVEREMOTIONAL CHILD GETTING WORKED UP OVER SHORT TERM PRICE ACTION

I THINK THE STOCK MARKET ISN'T FOR YOU MY GUY
I GUESS YOU'RE JUST TOO MUCH OF A LITTLE BITCH TO NOT LET YOUR EMOTIONS DICTATE YOUR EVERY ACTION

MAKE IT STOP HOLY FUCK

>>11568775
It's emotion anon. You have to ride the lightening, and embrace the madness.

Or go the path of the wise Lord Bogle, and simply buy a regular amount of indexes at a regular time each week/month.

Both are viable paths, but Pink Wojak only leads to selling low and failure.

>>11568712
made 500$(+40%) on a single AMZN put today. degenerate leverage but whatever.
If I wasn't a poorfag I'd be making a killing right now.

>>11568789
Anti depressants, long TEVA

Literally no bottom

SHUT UP FAGGOTS
JUST HODL
HODL

>>11568813
YOU FORGOT VTGN

POWER HOUR TERROR WAVE

>>11568803
lmfao you fucking nigger subhuman i've had 500k sitting on the sidelines from crypto.

it's just gigajew bullshit

kill yourself painfully in front of your family

66 dollars in the past fucking hour.

OH I LOVE PUTS. INVEST IN PULLEYS, WHEN THE MARKET DIVES, YOU RISE

SELL
SELL
SELL
E
L
L

VERTICAL DROP

Uhh w-whats going on, guys?

It's good market goes down fast anf furious to buy levels, slow decline would be more annoying

welp

G-guys, is this the bottom..
[spoiler]it doesn't feel like one

HOLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
STOP BEING SO EMOTIONAL YOU FUCKING CHILDREN

>>11568828
BTC IS GOING TO ZERO FAGGOT
CRYPTO HAS NO INHERENT VALUE AND THE ENTIRE CRYPTOCURRENCY MARKET IS A GIANT SPECULATIVE BUBBLE

>have to hit refresh to get up to date info
>no instantly changing ticket like crypto
boomers

>>11568829
Pulleys for down, index for up frens.

SELL SELL SELL SELL

OH

YES

Dow closes below 24k check em

>>11568803
i need my wojak fix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYEQYdZzV2I

>>11568838
jews punishing the goyim for shooting them

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=079RCUtk8s4

NOOOOOOOO ANYTHING BUT 2599 PLEASE NO

HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

This is worse than I ever imagined possible.

>>11568642
I actually did do some research, and call it a shitbag based more on how the market has treated it as opposed to their work and financials. It seems that what they've accomplished this far has been done without spending money like a newly divorced woman.
I personally feel like it could get up to 10,12, or maybe past 15, but on the other I don't want to be holding if it goes under $3.

STOP THE BLEEDING TRUMP!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HIT THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS DAMMIT

>just got off phone with Dad
>he's cost averaging with the rest of my college fund

>>11568839
Disgusting slut, kneepad is much better.

THAT REBOUND
WE'RE FUCKING BACK

Bulls fighting back!

>circuit breaker
jewish bullshit

>>11568877
you get used to it after awhile

GOD DAMN AAPL WTF ARE YOU DOING THAT'S A STEEP CLIFF STEP BACK

crash crash crash

it's just the fed doing what it should be doing, stock arent worth less, money is just worth more. dont you get it?

UNPLUGGGG THE FUCKING SYSTEM
CIRCUIT BREAK IT FOR A WEEK

Im loving every FUCKING second of this. What are you buying for cheap? What calls/puts are you making?

whats the going rate for selling asspussy

>>11568618
boring answer:
if you trade on margin yes you can go negative and owe funds to your broker

>>11568882
>>11568885
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU OBNOXIOUS CHILDREN
TRY NOT BEING LITTLE BITCHES AND MAYBE YOU WON'T LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY

>>11568879
The fundamentals are good, but the market has been treating it like shit
I can understand why someone would want to cut their losses beyond a certain point, but I'm confident enough in the fundamentals to keep holding

>>11568918
>buying for cheap?

TOP KEK, THE MARKET IS LITERALLY CALLPASING AS WE SPEAK

>>11568789
bitcoin

>>11568838
Absolute retard being retards.

This is now the time to buy.

Not tech though.

How long does tech have realistically?

>>11568928
>fundamentals are strongu
kek

>>11568918
Im not averaging in. Hoping it goes lower before I put rest in. Want to either be okay missing some, or hit a really fat bottom.

>>11568926
The only time I've ever margin traded was to execute a call. Immediately reverted back after.

Bad idea unless the economy is rising out of a depression

>>11568918
just $VOO. $30k spent, $70k left.

>>11568899
found 50 in an old sock somewhere. bought some small stocks

>>11568918
puts every time there's a dead cat bounce

so how is this related to BTC's crash this morning (first big movement in weeks)

Easy recovery.

>>11568943
yeah I'll save my margin too incase we hit a fat depression. Then I'll use it

>>11568879
>>11568928
I do my best to think more in terms of qualitative factors than numbers
As long as the science doesn't change and the company's finances stay healthy, I won't sell no matter what happens to the share price

>>11568930
LMAO THIS LITTLE CAPITULATING BITCH CAN'T EVEN SPELL COLLAPSING

>>11568941
I DOUBT YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT FUNDAMENTALS MEAN MY GUY
I BET YOU THINK BUYING ALTCOINS IS INVESTING

buy the dip

you won't get a chance like this again

>>11568946
Buy in regular 10k increments. Use 1% of that for meme puts

DEAD

CAT

BOUNCE

>>11568941
He's right though.

>>11568969
agree, no one will EVER get this chance again in their life. The way the market is now, thats our world now.

>>11568969
D A M A G E
C O N T R O L

I’m just in awe at this point. It doesn’t hurt any more. I can’t even believe it’s selling off this hard.
Were we wrong? Is this the bear market?
>>11568918
I’ve been buying this entire CRASH (this is not a dip anymore) I can’t do this shit any longer. Losses now over 20%

>>11568997
BUY MORE DIP OR LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY

>>11568989
It's sad but this is actually true.

Where is the plunge protection team?

>>11568997
Bogle is love, Bogle is life.

Just keep buying VOO at spaced intervals, and use some money for fun puts.

>>11568997
i bought today again, i saw nice red, and i threw money at it.

>>11568988
>implying fundamentals aren't worse than in 2008

top fucking kek

Are you one of those retards who thinks Trump fixed the horrendous economy in 2 years?

the fang drops surprised me most

can't believe people got spooked out of them

Timing this right is going ot be worth $$$$

>>11568978
PANICKING

LITTLE

BITCH

>>11568997
It's a correction, not a crash
Pullbacks like this are both inevitable and necessary for the long term health of a market

lmfao you niggers sound just like the cryptofags

>b-b-b-buy the dip

>F silently moons

BUYERS MARKET

>>11569027
crypto is real companies :D

>>11568969
YOU SAID THAT THE LAST 10 DIPS!!!

>>11568967
You make a good point there. Perhaps I will reconsider. I haven't bought anything I didn't really like in the first place, so this is the first time I've had a little buyers remorse.

>>11569014
>I saw a fire and burned my money

HE THINKS THIS IS ZEE BOTTOM DROP OF ZE VOLUME

>>11569028
80% of my money is not in the market you cucked little subhuman bitch.

Bleed.
Out.

>>11569039
>there can be no bubbles in the stock market

:DDD

>>11568993
What Alt coins are you invested in?

Do gold miners avoid all this bullshit?

>>11568969
Have been, stop giving them more time, pump it and leave the bears for scrap

>>11569012
>>11569014
Feels pretty fucking surreal desu. Those are just phony prices desu. I have a nice chunk of cash left to buy a real recovery. I’ll give up that first 5% and take the last 15%.
Someone w/ a good track record who does this full time just said he went long.

>>11569043
you're a retard. you're literally buying at the fucking peak

the whole thing is about to collapse

>>11568918
Calls for $GE to hit $14 tomorrow morning. Can't wait to be rich.

I'm considering buying puts for $UA tomorrow, but that's really a gamble. You never know what price is going to do with that piece-of-shit company.

Closed my AMZN put. Tomorrow is another day.

green for day... ahhhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwxfmYR7ItM

>>11569054
kind of

they move way more than the market when feds speak

Why do all the tech stocks start jumping at the exact same time? Is it literally a bot that controls this?

>>11569069
So long as you buy all the way down you'll make m oney when it starts going up again.
Unless the companies you bought go bankrupt because they rely on cheap goods from china that are going to be taxed to hell and back

>>11569027
The difference between the stock market and crypotcurrencies is that stocks are backed by companies that make products with actual inherent value

>>11569046
I ONLY INVEST WHAT I CAN AFFORD TO LOSE MY GUY
I'M NOT A FUCKING RETARD LIKE THE MAJORITY OF THE EMOTIONAL LITTLE BITCHES POSTING PINK WOJAKS ON HERE

>>11569043
It can be hard to stay objective when a stock is going down a lot in the short term, but I do my best to be as objective as possible and not let positive or negative emotions influence my decisions
No news has come out since the cancer data (which was good), when the share price was at $7
In terms of fundamentals, nothing has changed since then

>>11569054
yeah mostly, they correlate to spot gold prices

>he simply cannot accept the obvious fact that the 2016-2018 american stock market is a house of cards propped up by jewish bullshit like the plunge protection team

Power minute MEGA Pump

>>11569040
and you didn't listen, not once!

>>11569086
>Is it literally a bot that controls this?
its several thousand bots, but yeah

Panic sold at the literal bottom. Wtf

>>11569086
We all use tech to invest. Everything is tech. We are using tech watching it crash. this makes a pump. We are a collective botnet.

BEARS ARE TERRIFIED

>>11569069
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU OVEREMOTIONAL CHILD
THIS IS A CORRECTION

>>11569096
no but you see Trump fixed the economy in 2 years :DDDD

STOP FUCKING BUYING
YOU JUST ERASED ALL MY GAINS

>>11569086
ETFs and shit drive the market, not stock pickers these days

it's all huge money moving around , we have no effect on market

>>11569104
Hands off the keyboard hombre. Buy some VOO with all of your liquidity, then ignore your account for a few years.

FOX NEWS: RON PAUL CALLED FOR EMERGENCY MEETING AT THE WHITE HOUSE WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP

ITS HAPPENING!!!

I can't believe how easily bears surrendered. Green moon tomorrow confirmed.

lmfao could it be any more obvious that this market is manipulated

I'm only down 1.37% today but somehow it feels worse

>>11569121
you opened your shorts 5 minutes ago?

>>11569131
Allo'?

>>11569104
yeah, the guys controlling our VR units are bastards

>>11569130
QUOTE FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I'm putting together a team."

>>11569142
Don't get too worked up over short term price action, comfy
Stay stoic and disciplined

>>11569142
because you can feel the pain through the multiverse of the people with amazon calls.

I wanna gamble on FB earnings. Should I/should I not?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m up .20% despite the continuing misadventure of GALT. Spxl/spxu fun fun fun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

DO NOT BUY THIS RALLY. This is the last one before the boggening.

>AAPL chart

>>11569153
Need to crop the bottom 5% of that one, and add a second accept button.

JESUS H. CHRIST

>>11569172
literally shitcoin tier manipulation

>>11569163
I'm up 137% from Boeing puts. Again, whichever anon told us to short, thank you.

>>11569040
Thing is no one knows when the "bottom" comes. Could be tomorrow could be 5 years from now. Imo the smartest thing to do is buy a little at a time at regularly spaced intervals, ignore the ups and downs of the market and put your faith in that the market will be more green than red on average.

>>11569163
Looks like I'm a bagholder again

But glad I didn't sell my shorts this morning

Guessing sick of AMZN's shit though

>>11569172
>he bought AMD in the last year

What the fuck? Did the Fed pump the market at the end? Literally spiked >1% in <10 min.

>missing nvda 176

feels bad.

sorry if anyone ever lost money on the short term cause i posted something really, the feel i have is longer term than the time to make a burrito.

>they think it's the bottom?
>good, let them in, then activate eet

>>11569159
I don't feel bad about my losses, I'll hold for eternity
I don't like seeing my frens getting absolutely rekt by (((them)))
>>11569160
>tfw Bezos is actually a Jedi and sends out his rage via the force into the souls of every person, living and dead

Can we just do negative interest rates already? Because raising interest rates when all the tech companies literally can't survive without cheap money, what we're seeing proves it.

>>11569172
nothing to see here goy, everything is very tightly regulated don't worry.

>>11569040

KEK

that was awful,fucking trump

>>11569156
Normally I’d be against intervening in the fed but they’ve really fucking lost it this time. Clearly hikes now are not necessary, not as aggressive as they forecast, they are creating a fucking recession.
>>11569195
Buy bots

>>11569185
lmfao the market double topped

a huge drop is coming, the only questionj is, can republicans delay it until after midterms

>>11569205
>all the tech companies literally can't survive without cheap money, what we're seeing proves it.
Maybe they shouldn't exist?

>>11569185
Shorts covering.

>>11569205
they don't deserve to fucking survive

>>11569213
I'm voting blue across the board and you can thank this dip when le god emperor falls

Fucking hell I am SMOKING again

>>11569231
neither should the fed.
Perpetual growth is cancer.
Not healthy for any body.

E T F manipulation!

>>11569232
meant for >>11569195

>>11569195
Plunge Protection Team

Nothing to see here goy

>>11569218
the koch's vs soros or something? it' will be a good war to have, the world is different today. With the internet. Who is Hodl here even in a crash??

At last the terror ends, and the terror can begin

PLUNG GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

>>11569231
>>11569233
And what's there to replace them when they're gone and people want their same day delivery? You think Walmart is going to drop off your dragon dildos in two days? You really want Walmart to be the Standard Oil of retail? I don't think you do

time to apply to mcdonalds

>>11569255
Amazon is good, Apple, facebook are shit. MSFT is meh

>>11569264
based

MARKETS IFFY

IS IT OVER?

>>11569069
You're a nigger. I bought the shares the shares the last week of August.

BASED PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM

When the hell will it crash already?

>>11569289
Massive recovery the last 20 minutes. Momentum carries over into futures right now. We're green, boys.

If ends in 5-9 market rises tomorrow
if ends in 0-4 market falls tomorrow

Thank you kek, nyx, hadad, and all other powers for giving wisdom to this event.

bears trapped
its the old Trade worries headline

Buy the Dip

>>11569153
>>11569174
and theres a better one where the right answer is in red (but still says accept call)

>>11569160
screw options traders, this stock needs to stop dropping, or start splitting

I’m bagholding like $30k of $AMZN (I think it has Bitcoin like potential as a lottery ticket for 10 yrs from now).

Today I made $1.5k on puts on Amazon, so I only ended up losing $25.

Overall it was a great day for me all things considered. I’m thinking of taking a shot of vodka even though I have a final exam tomorrow that I didn’t study for.

WHO IS JEWING WHO

Jesus, cannabis got curb stomped today. I might go long for a short rebound.
>>11569303
That was shorts covering, you noobs.

IT'S NOW

IF IT KEEPS GOING UP, EVERYTHING FINE

IF IT'S DOWN WE ARE ALL FUCKED

>>11569314
fugg'n filenames

FIRE POWELL

OUT OF A HELICOPTER

TRUMP DO SOMETHING!

>>11569303

wew

>>11569195
U.S. markets are an utterly rigged hellhole for numerous reasons (pattern day trader rule, tax incentive for long term holds, short sale restrictions, dark pools, co-location, 'accredited investors', etc.) and there are some traders out there who make a fuckload on this premise going so far as to claim that the Fed and their colluding mutual fund friends can set the market price at anything they choose almost whenever they choose. There's the belief that they have basically captured academia and use it to puke out propaganda on 'how markets work' that just incidentally happens to favor their methods of manipulation. They were not going to let the indexes go from a rally to a decline AND a close on the low. They aren't letting the peasants go home in full terror mode because of how it might echo into other markets and U.S. markets tomorrow. Incidentally this is all going to backfire horrifically when a black swan they can't handle or haven't factor into their manipulations occurs and blows their little game apart. Every cycle the tide takes more of the beach out to sea with it.

>>11569163
+10%, AMZN and MSFT kicked me in the dick but TLRY puts more than covered it

>>11569303

>>11569329
Bad font, change to remove "press to".

>DESU why are you making this, I'm pretty sure we have dozens of Bog memes.

>>11569353
this, it's gigakiked

>>11569317
>I’m bagholding like $30k of $AMZN (I think it has Bitcoin like potential as a lottery ticket for 10 yrs from now).
AMZN was a lottery ticket ten years ago. Where the fuck do you think this is going? First $10bn company?

lmfao how the fuck is pattern day trader rule even legit cucked amerigoys

>>11569303
>massive recovery

>>11569391
It's to protect idiots like you from losing all their cash on emotional meme trades on their 1st hour of trading.

>>11569391
SHUT UP, IT'S FOR OUR PROTECTION

>>11569303
>that upside down hammer on NDAQ though
this is literally the top

>>11569303
>We're green, boys

>>11569362
>>>DESU why are you making this, I'm pretty sure we have dozens of Bog memes.
>implying they arnt saved in a file from phone backup from 2016

>>11569404
good goyim
i bet you dont miss your foreskin either LMFAO

americucks

>>11569303
Are you colourblind

>>11569380
Yes, it still has a lot of room to grow. Amazon = Tyrell Corporation from Blade Runner. The expectations for Bitcoin are 10x by 2020. I think $AMZN will also be 10x by 2020.

>trumptard boomer shilling his book on Yahoo Finance
>tells people to buy stocks now
>"Dow is going to 30k in the next couple years"

>>11569303
Yes I'm sure that momentum will carry past the bell brother.

Please, buy the dip.

>>11569424
I guarantee if we had flags on this board yours would be a leaf, I can smell it from over here. If you're a europoor, don't even bother replying.

>>11569441
Nope, fuck leafs, almost as bad as amerimutts.

You wil never be White like us Europeans.

>>11569391
obama post financial temporary fic in 09
and SEC still hasnt gotten rid of it

>>11569404
>>It's to protect idiots like you from losing all their cash on emotional meme trades on their 1st hour of trading.
Yikes!

>>11569441
Sorry, Drumpf, I'm not going to stop shorting.

why did we put a retard anti-american in charge of the fed?

China is devaluing currency and fighting the trade war while our fed is sabotaging the market before a midterm cuz #RESIST

strapping in for asia tonight

>>11569463
I told me not to @ me if your were a Muslim

>>11569488
>why is our jew controlled government acting against us amerimutts
you guys really are cute

last correction didn't break the year long uptrend line
this one has solidly broken it
if it breaks the line below the one I labelled
it is seriously OGRE

>>11569463
>the hungarian thinks he can have a valid opinion
lmao @ your life

>>11569497
untermensch mutt

>>11569430
>"look mom!"

>>11569493
This. They’re going to copy the markets here, aren’t they

>>11569488
how exactly does the ((fed)) benefit from shorting the market? you know the feds job is to prevent the next great depression by making rises and drops less volitile in terms of golden bulls + crashes, so everyone hates the fed when it does it's job. Hate the market manipulation if you will, but at least understand what they're trying to accomplish so your hatred is well-founded.

>>11569505
>it's ogre

what do you mean?

>>11569522
2008 tier at least

Suck it losers.

>>11569483
>Obama started the PDT rule
>despite in going into effect Feb. 27, 2001

Fucking Trumptards will blame anything on Obama

>>11569525
>>11569525
>>11569525
NEW THREAD

>>11569511
I told me to not @ me if you were a Muslim

>>11569324
>Jesus, cannabis got curb stomped today.

Yep. Canopy Growth is oversold on hourly and 4h. RSI 31 only daily. It typically bounces at mid 30's RSI. Very rare to see it hit low 30's on daily in past 3 years. Expect bounce plays tomorrow so long as broader markets do something other than rapidly continue to crash.

>>11569505
>autism single slope lines

smalltime

>>11569522
bottom falls out, market hits recession territory, panic ensues and we have a crash

>>11569505
do people actually think graphs like this do anything except show how badly they suffer from the dunning kruger effect

>>11569533
>falling for plunge protection team antics

you will get fucking MASSARED tomorrow. screencap

>>11569521
>you know the feds job is to prevent the next great depression by making rises and drops less volitile in terms of golden bulls + crashes,
Because they totally stopped the first great depression (which happened immediately after they were established)

>>11569544
>lmao smas

>>11569545
t. actual dunning kruger idiot

buy SPY calls out to feb if you're so confident

>>11569483
>Obama
lol

>>11569505
>No cock and balls
Shitty TA

>>11569545
>>11569505
fug

>>11569604
oh no my secret ta method

>>11569430
If that were the case Amazon's revenue would be the size of more than 3% of last year's US gdp. I think you're deluded.

>>11569505

>he bought the dip
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>11569353
>'accredited investors'
This shit in particular chaps my ass. It's so dirty. If Trump were really based, he would've ended it by executive order on day 1.

>>11569488
>why did we put a retard anti-american in charge of the fed?
>we
Hang on, lemme just go consult my notes from when I was consulted on that.

does which SP500 ETF you buy matter?

do you get access to anything in particular if you buy the SPYDR or whatever version, or the Vanguard version, or Blackrock version?