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11512340 No.11512340 [Reply] [Original]

TURN ON CNBC

>> No.11512346
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>>11512340
fuck

>> No.11512367

>>11512340
what coin is this?

>> No.11512374
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>>11512340
HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

>> No.11512396

Is it time?

>> No.11512402
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>>11512340
CRYPTO MOONING!

>> No.11512411
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>> No.11512438

I don't even know what to think right now... Mostly tech sector leading slump. Wonder what bounceback will look like (if any)

>> No.11512460

>>11512438
Its interesting because the new tech sector (crypto) is ready for money to be pumped in.

>> No.11512494

>>11512367
>ALL. OF. THEM
NONE OF THEM.

>> No.11512518

>>11512340
Thought I might regret dumping my MU calls for a $900 loss and stock for a $400 loss yesterday. But nope.

>> No.11512523

>>11512460

This is the research and development phase, they won't see the fruits of their labor until another quarter or two.

>> No.11512542

Tech is fucked.

>> No.11512550

>>11512438
techies are overvalued af... in 2008 it was housing bubble, this time it will be tech bubble, including those cones

>> No.11512560
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>>11512340
>2% market swing
>call it a freefall
Ooo yeah? Watch this!

>> No.11512562

>>11512523
Primed for more speculative values though.
Fat protocols vs the application layer for value retention versus the current internet era of tech companies.
https://hackernoon.com/in-defense-of-ethereum-and-its-fatness-why-im-still-bullish-on-eth-4c00fea65442
from today, i found it posted on ethresear.ch

>> No.11512564

>>11512367
the shit ones

>> No.11512573

tell me the truth /biz/
how much worse than February is this gonna be?

>> No.11512587

>>11512340
TRUMP SAID IT WAS A SLIGHT CORRECTION AAAGGGGHHHH MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO LOSE THEIR HOUSE

>> No.11512596

>>11512587
buy it from them for cheap, kek

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YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN

>> No.11512611

>>11512438

Dont worry, The Board is hard at work making sure sales have what they need to get a sound product out the door and into our customers hands.

>> No.11512620

>>11512411
fucking kek

>> No.11512622

>>11512367
Boomercoin

>> No.11512623

>>11512550
The housing market is being affected too.

>> No.11512631

Buy the dip. I'm going to stockpile on Amazon now.

>> No.11512689

>>11512550
>bitcoin is correlated with tech companies

oh man you are going to get justed

>> No.11512693

>>11512560
>a market every citizen of a country jew'd to "invest"
vs
>non regulated autists market
ironic enough, crypto has been less volatile than dow jones last month or so.

>> No.11512708

Oh shit it actually is lol

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dow-drops-450-points-as-stock-market-losses-hit-intraday-lows-with-less-a-half-hour-of-trade-2018-10-24

>> No.11512712

>>11512550
>Your Bit Cones
Boomer alert

>> No.11512722

How big of a deal is a 2.4% drop on the Dow? It feels measly after what anyone holding crypto has been through this year.

Will tomorrow continue to crash majorly by the looks of the meme lines?

>> No.11512724
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>mfw peter schiff was right this entire time and he waited 5 years for the greatest "i told you so" of this decade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uG84WsK-Eo

>> No.11512733

>>11512722
it's a pretty big fucking deal when it's happened multiple times in a month with barely any rebounds to speak of.

>> No.11512751

>made the decision to go heavy into gold with my mid november paycheck + christmas bonus
>3 more weeks
i screwed up, didn't i

>> No.11512769

>>11512722
We were already down 6% from the start of October and with today's losses it totals to 8%. We officially don't hit a recession until there is a 20% drop year to date.

>> No.11512771

>>11512722
its been happening every day for the past week, this is a bad sign dude. The chinese also lost trillions in stock market capital, russia sold almost all of our debt back to us, its probably gonna pop very soon.

>> No.11512772

>>11512689
why tho, I don't hold any corns

>> No.11512794
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>>11512340
Looks like straight 2007

>> No.11512804

quick, are there any fib and ichis master jodas, lets listen what they got to say....

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>>11512772

why is bitcoin not correlated with tech companies? because it isn't.

go do the math and take the nasdaq and bitcoin for the last X years and get the correlation coefficient and then get back to me.

your thought process is clearly just:
>bitcoin is techy tech that i don't understand
>tech companies have techy tech that i barely understand
>therefore when one techy tech goes down the other must go down too

bitcoin behaves completely differently than the nasdaq and has a very weak correlation coefficient with it in either direction.

>> No.11512885

4% drop, pussies.

>> No.11512977
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Worst month since May 2010

>> No.11512993

>>11512724
> in since the last recession, peters been right for just about the same amount of time he's been wrong
oh yeah, what a soothsayer.
smart guy how did he do it.

>> No.11513020

>>11512722
0.01% is billions of dollars lost.

>> No.11513027

>>11512830
don't know about nasdaq, but btc eerily correlates with sp500 and dow from what I noticed

>> No.11513039

>>11513027
of course if you zoom out, turn on that meme log scale and take our current bear market into consideration...

>> No.11513062

buy the dip

>> No.11513084

>>11513062
Where have I heard this before

>> No.11513095

>>11513084
hey man, it's your loss

>> No.11513165

>>11512550
This time its much bigger than that. Its debt bubble. Too much debt everywhere anywhere all fucking sectors. The world is gonna get fucked soon.

>> No.11513195

>>11512977
>Worst month since May 2010

I suppose technically. There were other similar deep dips on the indices between 2009 and present though (notably 2011 and 2016). This one gets points for speed if not depth... for now.

>> No.11513200

>down 2.2% on my portfolio
>freefall

anon I...

>> No.11513204

I cant decide to go 100% crypto or 90% crypto 10% gold. What will u fellas do? Pls no ammo foodcans and toilet paper.

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>>11512693
This, it's as volatile as ressources.

A STORE OF VALUE

>> No.11513214

>DJIA goes from 7k to 25k in less than 10 years
>no one bats an eye

>DJIA drops 500 points
>THE SKY IS FALLING THE ECONOMIC MELTDOWN IS UPON US IT IS FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON IT'S HABBBENNING

calm your tits you drama queens, it's just a correction

>> No.11513223

>>11513204
Gold will get confiscated, it's what has always happened before.

>> No.11513236

FUCK FUCK FUCK SELL ALREADY YOU FUCK

>> No.11513243

>>11513200
Really, you only lost 2.2 over the past week or month? Post screenshot you glorious faggot

>> No.11513262

>>11512340
ONLY BTC WILL SAVE YOU GO ALL IN BOOMER

>> No.11513263
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I LOST 2 FUCKING GRAND

>> No.11513269

>>11513214
>what is bias: the post

>> No.11513273

>>11513223
As if my money on banks wont get confiscated or get worthless. If we hit that level of economic collapse.

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>>11513027
But it doesn't.

https://www.sifrdata.com/cryptocurrency-correlation-matrix/

https://www.sifrdata.com/cryptocurrency-rolling-correlations/

>> No.11513287

>>11513273
Oh it will, buy crypto and shit you need.

>> No.11513288

>>11513263
Remember, it's not a loss till you realize it :^)

>> No.11513290

>>11513223
the fuck you mean confiscated

>> No.11513304

>>11513027
>don't know about nasdaq, but btc eerily correlates with sp500 and dow from what I noticed
When the market tanks btc will drop with the panic and then moon.

I mean check what happened with the great depression

>> No.11513323

>>11513290
>Executive Order 6102 is a United States presidential executive order signed on April 5, 1933, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt "forbidding the Hoarding of gold coin, gold bullion, and gold certificates within the continental United States".

>> No.11513341

Okay investmentfags, how long until the economy collapses?

>> No.11513357

>>11513323
What department of alphabet niggers will even come after you if you do that? Just fucking shoot them.

>> No.11513358

>>11513341

Never, just a correction

>> No.11513366

>>11513165
Lots of businesses loaded themselves up with debt to compete with Amazon. Bloomberg had an article about maturing retail debt in 2018. The 'retail apocalypse' is not over yet. It will be over when offline stores get flushed out of the system.

>> No.11513373

>>11513357
Unless the gold is hidden in your back garden they'll just take it right out of the banks, they don''t need to ask you.

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>>11512977
Months not over yet bud.S&P has to touch 26000

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>>11513358

>> No.11513384

>>11513358
Pretty sure everyone said that at 20k BTC and everybody knew how euphoric everything was getting. Everybody knows the market has been up 10 years straight and the party seems like it will go on forever but there are a few that remember.

>> No.11513387

>>11513358
>the business cycle has finally ended!
>they literally say this before every crash
crash imminent

>> No.11513405

If a crash does happen, how bad will it be compared to 2008?

>> No.11513408

>>11512411
>(((schiff)))

>> No.11513412

>>11513341
It started last week. It's a roughly 9 year cycle. It's overdue. It was prolonged by populism. The longer the cycle the deeper the recession.

>> No.11513420

>>11512411
Schiff is proof that even a broken clock is right twice a day

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>>11512340
omg that cheeto fucked every one. why god ? why did you let him rape america?!?!?!!

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QE is over, the everything bubble is popping as we speak.This gonna be much worse than 08

https://pensionpartners.com/this-is-the-end/

>> No.11513436

>>11513405
considering we have no tools for recovery this time it could easily be worse

>> No.11513448

>>11513280
finally someone with a brain

>>11513039
>>11513027
just admit you were wrong. muh "spooky correlations" based on zero math and just gut instinct

the absolute state of /biz/. these are the nocoiners fudding BTC.

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>>11513425
I'm so going to call people comrade from now on.

>> No.11513454

>>11513405
Predictions say it will be worse than the great depression.

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>>11512340
>US STOCK MARKETS IN FREEFALL

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>>11513436
>considering we have no tools for recovery this time it could easily be worse

that won't stop 'them' from attempting to print their way out of this, m8.

>> No.11513483

>>11513454
Fuck that i know whats coming but im not ready for it. Guys fuck this, this time we must wipe out the entire freemason bloodline and jews.

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>>11513458
>oh ok nothing to worry about then

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>>11513387
Retail debt is about to hit the fan

>> No.11513509

>>11513483
Make a crypto exchange account, have cash on hand for food purchases when the banks panic, have a couple of days of food in your house at a bare minimum.

>> No.11513527

>>11513425
It's plain as fucking day

>> No.11513529

>>11513373
Who in their right mind would keep gold im a bank?

>> No.11513559

>>11513405
Worse, much worse.

>> No.11513573

>>11513436
And Europe is distancing itself from US, they now ditched the US dollar to trade with Iran. The pertro-dollar wasn't a meme after all. I wonder if Junker will end up with a sword up his anus like Gadaffi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AAvOdbzqss

>> No.11513581

>>11513573
Why is Europe so hard set on trading with Iran?

>> No.11513583

>>11512340

Well yeah - election is coming up. Soros and Co have to make Trump look bad. And it was overdue regardless, too much fake money pumping it. Hitting the reset button is the only option. No more golden bull run :(.

>> No.11513588

when the MAGA actually starts?

inflation and trumps market is killing my money

>> No.11513593

>>11513373

>Keeps gold in a bank

That literally defeats the purpose to own gold, holy shit.

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>>11513470
CNBC and tone vays signal already

>> No.11513621

>>11513529
People that worry about being burgled and having their kneecaps broken.

>>11513593
Don't look at me, people are dumb.

>> No.11513625

>>11513583
Stop being such a partisan retard. If Trump or Hillary was conducting a train that was barreling at you would you not jump out of the way regardless? Blind faith deepens recessions.

>> No.11513636

So how long till collapse? Short: 2-4months, med: 1j, long: 2j?

>> No.11513659

>>11512977
Me on the center-left.

>> No.11513666

>>11513454

Lol no. The economy would have to be real to begin with to result in literal rioting - it's not though, there's no actual resource or energy shortage to trigger that, it's all just smoke and mirrors to squeeze real value (labor power, not gold for the Schiff shills) out of the peasants. (((They'll))) let it crash enough to get the normies to panic sell, then just lower interest rates & use tax money to pump again. Same as always, literally just the same tactic as crypto manipulation but on a much longer timescale. All you zoomers going through babies first real crash are hilarious.

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>>11513421
>mom I called drumpf a cheetoh again

>> No.11513682
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In case faggots didn't notice there's a summer and winter in capitalism. It's endemic to the system. It's fucking simple. It's time for a winter.

Low rates = cheap money
that leads to malinvestment as the money burns the oligarch pockets
Then the fed raises rates and the purge begins.

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how long before the FED tries to assassinate him?

>> No.11513694

How long do I wait to buy in?

>> No.11513704

>>11513688
Schiff is personal adviser to the Bogdanoffs
They wouldnt dare touch him

>> No.11513706

If a crash will happen, how can we take advantage of it? i heard buying stocks really makes sense if your put in a few hundred grands only. what else could we do?

>> No.11513716

>>11513458
>fundamentals are "very strong"
lmao, just check back this time next year

>> No.11513718

>>11513666
So speaketh Satan, the prince of lies.

>> No.11513727

>>11512830
>bitcoin behaves completely differently than the nasdaq and has a very weak correlation coefficient with it in either direction.

Although you might want to be ready for a well timed down bart to scare weak hands again. There is some strategy to timing a down bart to spook people.

>> No.11513730

>>11513688
I think they already killed his father in prison.

>> No.11513732

>>11513625

I'm not even a burger you brainlet. It's irrelevant who I support, or if I support anyone at all - don't you think that if a sitting president of the US has political enemies in the entrenched financial establishment with a vested interest in seeing him ousted in favour of the party that'll serve their interests they'd use a tactic like that? Fuck off back to plebbit if you think "democracy" is about honest debate or serving the people, and shit like sabotage to win an election doesn't happen in the US same as Central Africa or Latin America etc.

>> No.11513742

>>11513716
Next time they say 'fundamentals' they should get punched.

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>>11513706
short everything.

>> No.11513760

BUY GOLD?????

>> No.11513762

>>11513666
>Checked devil trips
I need an exorcism now.

>> No.11513765

>>11513682
spring -> summer -> winter -> fall

why are they out of order?

>> No.11513767

>>11513732
The point is that you would jump out of the way. People like you preach standing on the rails to save the conductor for political reasons. That's why you get run over.

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>>11512340
soon

>> No.11513793
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>>11513745
Fucking Deutsche Bank is one recession away from collapse. And guess what - it's a fucking recession.

The word on the street is that they wanted a bailout but Merkel said "no".

>> No.11513801

>>11513760
BUY GOLD. even if shit does not hit the fan this time its well known that consumer debt is about to overboil. sure you might loose some gains from sitting on the sidelines for a year but when the market goes down 10-30 percent and you get to buy back in youll be must richer for it plus gold will moon when the crash happens.

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>>11513745
Is shorting Deutsche Bank a good idea?

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>>11513625
Also thinking politicians are the ones conducting the train.....lmao....

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>>11513777
>reacts to you
>blocks your path

>> No.11513821

>>11513765
Because a chink painted it, I don't know. Prolly because there's water in the middle and they wanted to show ice.

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>>11513583
you are a buffoon if you think Trump & Republicans are on your side (the peoples side). Literally look at the historical performance of the Stock Market under Republican congress/presidential rule - utterly awful.

funnily enough crashes like these are great because they can swoop up assets for cheap

>> No.11513823

>>11513716
>fundamentals are very strong
literally the "dev team is solid" from crypto.

>> No.11513828
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Short the market - the dialectic is in motion

>> No.11513833

> New Paradigm

Where was that on the chart again?

The bulltards are really ignorant around here.

>> No.11513840

>>11513805
it's the 'deep state', oligarchs running the fed

>> No.11513854

what did drumpf do now?

>> No.11513888

>>11513854
It's a fucking cycle. He didn't do shit other then slightly extending it. If Hillary would be elected it would happen as well.

>> No.11513889

>>11513760
don't buy anything, save all the money you can.

>> No.11513901

>>11513889
what? do you think we are in for deflation?

>> No.11513905

>>11513760
physical gold only

>> No.11513907

>DUDE JUST KEEP THE INTEREST RATE AT 0% TO PREVENT THE CRASH
Sooner or later it has to crash.

>> No.11513911

I can't wait for this shit to crash while I am accumulating money and crypto. Will stock up on those sweet Canadian weed stocks after people get chronically depressed. Why do you think most funds own tobacco companies? Because they have always been green when everything was burning. What do you think will happen with the weed stock shortly after the recession. Let me tell you, a giant GREEN DILDO

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>>11513889
So you have something to wipe your ass with

On the right hand side you can see a woman burning fiat in a fireplace.

>> No.11513959

>>11513581
The US has Israel, Russia has Syria, Europe wants Iran.

>> No.11513960

>>11513907
Low rates only encourage recklessness.

>> No.11513996

>>11513960
It also causes diminishing purchasing power for the population.

>> No.11514005

>>11513802
They were the last bank retarded enough to lend trump money so yes

>> No.11514022

>>11513290
Dont you know?
you're loaning your money to the bank.
when they become over leveraged(they are) and loan out your money(they do) and fail(they have and will) your money will be forfeited and swept into an account to make sure the bank doesn't go insolvent.
Look it up.

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Who long commodities here?

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for those who believe 'technology' will save shit - It's all over bloomberg that TI is cucked. They make shit for everyone else in the industry so they are used to make predictions.

>> No.11514052

>>11512573
x666 worse

>> No.11514059

>>11513760
No, buy gold seller stocks.

>> No.11514063

>>11513084
Feb buyer here. Fuck.

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>>11512340
HOLY SHIT WHERE DO I BUY THE STUFF
its low so i should get the most out of it
is it bit coin?

>> No.11514123

>>11513840
They're just as retarded as everyone else, otherwise they would have stopped Trump from even running.

>> No.11514203

>>11514022
doesnt FDIC insure that money though?

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>>11514203
Yes goy, your money is (((insured)))

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>>11514123
No they are not. They are a big club and we're not in it. Trump is the perfect distraction from the looming collapse. US is not very different from USSR. It will go bankrupt as a country. Since the 70s US pays for everything by printing more dollars. This can't go on forever.

I bet they will blame shit on algorithms again like black Wednesday.

>> No.11514312

>>11514203
Deposit Reclassification, also known as a retail sweep program, is a Federal Reserve Board acknowledged practice that reduces your reserve requirement through classifying your institution’s checking accounts as savings, which are not subject to reserve requirements.

Now read that VERY CAREFULLY.

Look into it.

>> No.11514329

>>11512977
Right on schedule to make Drumpf look bad
ORANGE MAN BAD

>> No.11514341

>>11513688
Is this what Trump supporters tweet about? Boooooring. We should have elected bernie

>> No.11514377

>>11514312
Note that your bank HAS/HAD to notify you if they are participating in Deposit Reclassification.
Say for instance, that bank fails.
they have been using your checking and savings accounts as assets that they loan out and leverage.
whoops your money is gone.
sorry.

>> No.11514394

>>11514377
2008 was bail out
We Bail In 2018!

>> No.11514399

>>11514030
noice

>> No.11514439
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>>11512340
>>Laughs in Muskrat.

>> No.11514586

>>11512573
Much worse. Boomers can't handle 2% change per day.

>> No.11514636

>>11513823
lmao where do you think all crypto memes come from

>> No.11514645

>>11512722
everyone is leveraged because "stocks are safe" lol

>> No.11514657

nothing is happening.

>> No.11514672
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HOW DO I FUCKING PROFIT FROM THIS?

>> No.11514678

>>11514672
sell before the crash? it's not rocket science

>> No.11514700

>>11514272
its all because of the germans

>> No.11514812
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>>11514672
Buy when the market bottoms out retard

>>11514657
https://www.cnbc.com/stocks/
>nothing is happening.

>> No.11514886

>>11514439
>reverse image search
>reddit

>> No.11515040

>>11512340
Not bad timing for me. I just sold a bunch of long positions. I'm definitely still going to lose money here, but I probably saved $20,000 just by selling to rethink some of my more risky positions.

>> No.11515049

>>11513323
It was illegal in the same way underage drinking is illegal. Completely unenforceable
t. Grandad gave me his illegal gold when he died

>> No.11515172

>>11513502
i hope so

>> No.11515185

>>11512340
So should I take out as many bank loans as I can and apply for every cc offer that has a year interest free, put it all into crypto, and declair bankruptcy when everyone else does so I get lost in the crowd?

>> No.11515212

>>11515185
if I get singles you have to do it

>> No.11515440

>>11515212
Alright :^)

>> No.11515452

Buy the dip

>> No.11515482

>>11515212
nice

>> No.11516183

>>11512340
Turn on fake news

>> No.11516208

FUUUUCK THAT WAS MY KIDS COLLEGE FUND

I JUST WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK. WHOEVER TOOK IT NEEDS TO GIVE IT BACK

>> No.11516287

>>11513304
This. Buy up all the coins on the dip and hold.

>> No.11516402

>>11512518
MU calls?you have to go back to /r/wallstreetbets

>> No.11516702

>>11515452
>>11516287
wait for nov 6 elections, it will dip harder

>> No.11516737

>>11512722
The more I see this the more I think about moving my small lump of stock money into crypto.. I have about 1.2k usd in crypto right now but could bring in around 12k.. my stock is in the green but still

>> No.11516867
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11516867

my micro investments are down
is this where I lose it all?

>> No.11516910

>>11516737
My, uh, friend says you should use that 12k to buy WAVES.

>> No.11517014
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11517014

>-2%
Top fucking kek

>> No.11517032

>>11512550
debt debt and more debt. were collapsing in it. it wont just be a tech bubble that bursts.

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11517149

HODL USD, THEY SAID

>> No.11517167

>>11513636
Entirely depends on where you live bruv

>> No.11517202

>>11514672
VIX and Shorts

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11517215

>>11517167
5-17 months

>> No.11517374
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11517374

I'm loaded up on low fixed rate mortgages for apartment buildings, my apartments are filling up as the housing market implodes while the central bank inflates away my debt with excessive money printing. Or nothing happens and I keep making profit on current rents. Triple win.

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11517415

He bought! Dump it!

>>11512340 >>11512346 >>11512374
>>11513828 >>11517014 >>11517149

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.

>> No.11517500

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT YET FAGGOTS.
I`M NOT DONE ACCUMULATING CRYPTO

>> No.11517542

Who

>invested money they can't afford to lose and contemplating ending their life

boys?

>> No.11517557

>>11517374
kek you're doing exactly what I would be doing and for the same reasons, if only I were smart and disciplined enough to save up the down payment on more real estate.

>> No.11517570

>>11517374
I rent for small companies. Way better.
The rent is higher and any damage they are directly liable for compensations.

>> No.11517582
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11517582

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqmM_PjWcNg

>> No.11518098

>>11514439
>is it bit coin?
jeff bezo's skin looks very moisturized
cant wait til im a billionaire and i look that good

>> No.11518162

>>11514672
short everything I suppose

>> No.11518267
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11518267

>>11512340
Is it time to hang out with Sayori?

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>>11512340
>sell 0.08% of your portfolio to send a warning
>everyone thinks it's another recession

>mfw

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11518396

>>11518267 >>11517500 >>11517542
BOGGED.COM
O
G
G
E
D

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>>11512340

>> No.11518477

>>11514030
>long commodities
how ?

>> No.11518478

Buy bitcoin. This is why it was created

>> No.11518569

>>11513901
We were heading into massive deflation but then fed came in and printed lots of money in the bailout.

>> No.11518632
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11518632

>UVXY Inc. CEO Mike is pleased to announce smashing quarter earnings.

>> No.11519077

>>11513793
merkel said to YOU, that they wont bail out db ;)

>> No.11519086

>>11514022
based and blackpilled

>> No.11519115

>>11514048
TI is dead. They only make missile guidance systems now.

>> No.11519205

>>11519115
Its funny how TI can get away with making missile guidance systems because nobody views them as a cool or trendy company

>> No.11519335

>>11513425
I hope USA goes down with this one.

>> No.11519405

>>11516737

I moved half of my stock money ($9,000) into crypto two weeks ago. I have to say I don't really regret it.

>> No.11519562

ANd not a single fintard seems to note that Elliott wave theory is at play here. It’s a 30% correction setup with a double dip theme (3 wave corrective pattern down to 21-22 area for the S&P). Following that if sentiment doesn’t return may see a zig zag pattern but that’s only if we can’t continue to bring in more money from the rest of the world during that time. America has to stay on top in financial confidence. This has been triggered by cash flow away from credit debt into Corp debt floating rate, stalling housing market and riskier fundamentals. Some of you have correctly pointed out the tech bubble too. A crypto-based exchange modeled on the nyse or sp is likely to happen as a result. Thus the shift will begin away from dollar as reserve currency and toward crypto.

To;dr
30% correction
Panic about not returning to bull market
Shift in global sentiment
New crypto based exchanges modeled on what we have,1000s of new IPOs on these exchanges
Crypto becomes world currency.
IMF will create crypto for this purpose backed by brics (Brazil, Russia, etc...)

>> No.11519574

buy the dip retards

>> No.11519594

>>11513793
>>11513802

Its one thing to be mean.
Its another to be cruel.
Its like kicking away the crutches of that aids invested cancer kid with only one leg.

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>>11519405
pls do not kill urself in few weeks unironically

>> No.11519898

>>11519115
so who's actually dead, the guys making missile guidance or the women and children getting dunked on?

>> No.11520259

>>11512438
>Mostly tech sector leading slump.
facebook is the hot potato nobody wants

>> No.11520283

So what will happen today?

>> No.11520301

>>11519205
I always find funny that the same company that makes front cameras for trendy iPhones (STM) also makes optics for drones and missiles.

>> No.11520313

time to play catch the falling knife

>> No.11520354

>>11512340
How many of you were alive and not tit-sucking piss babies in 2001? Tech stocks shit the bed hard then, too. Outcome? Two month recession.
Reminder that 2008 was an outlier.

>> No.11520367

>>11517570
Please tell me more, I'm interested. You rent out offices? What size? For how long? Tell me everything

>> No.11520373

>>11517014
Where did you get this screenshot of my blockfolio!!?!??

>> No.11520386

>>11512518
October is historically a volatile month for stocks. The market is going to recover big starting in a week or 2

>> No.11520388

>>11520354

1. tech was a meme in 2001 and had relatively little impact on the wider economy; now the tech industry and its related fields are the core of wester economies

2. The real problem isn't tech itself it's the enormous stock and bond bubble created by a decade of QE

>> No.11520396

Fuck me, I'm down 16% on Facebook already and no bottom in sight

Should I keep on buying to lower my average?

>> No.11520407

>>11520396
You are going to lose your shirt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ox-XplrKrE

>> No.11520444

>>11512411
Almost all his tweets ans post are meant ironcly he even says this like 100 times in his podcasts how people think his "he economy is doing great" posts are meant great

Its a fucking joke u autist

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>>11520407

>> No.11520711

Daily reminder it's red October.

>> No.11521129

The only real bombs are the ones planted in bull portfolios.

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>>11519574
Dip bought.

>> No.11521348

>>11521325
Kek

>> No.11521412
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11521412

Who else getting absolutely motherfucking rekt right now? I've had so many good trades open last week, went short and told myself to just close my eyes for 7 days and it's going to be alright.

However, I went into day trading and fucking lost 40% in 7 days, instead of being up 150% if I just left my positions run. Absolutely buying every top and selling every bottom, fucking hell. Every single time for the last 7 days this week the same, just when I think it's gonna reverse it does the opposite and then the same shit so I'm burning through my money like a retard.

I had nice short on DE30 @ 11700, but fucking changed my mind and now shorted @ 1200, put on a stop loss and will just close my eyes. I don't even feel this shit anymore. It's a fucking joke, idk what's wrong. Should probably hit a gym today to think and feel more rationally, because I've been a mess for the past week. fuck me.

>> No.11521683

>>11521412
Not me. Subscribed to a crypto signals channel, portfolio up 10% from a week ago.

>> No.11521709

>>11521683
Nobody cares about your shitty crypto ad channel fucking retard, fuck off

>> No.11521763

>>11513020
Where does it go?

>> No.11521888

I see instead of wojacks we get ghosted. I cant read these shitposts between plating if anons don't post

>> No.11522662

aaaannnnd dow jones went up 300 points a day later, nice FUD cryptards

>> No.11522685

>>11522662
Thank goodness. Now I can finish market dumping this retirement for more crypto.

>> No.11522743

Dumped all my money into Facebook and now I'm down 14 percent

Help

>> No.11522765

>>11522743
When I bought FB in the ICO it dropped to about 1/2 in the following months. That was when it was an undervalued stock led by a kid that wouldn't play the banker games.
Dumped it earlier this year for massive gains, though.

>> No.11522789

>>11522743
Just fucking sell it. I did today. It’s going way down.

>> No.11522799
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>bank of america recovering
I left crypto because of this kind of rollercoaster bullshit.
I just wanted to get comfy dividends.

>> No.11522803

>>11522789
I still believe in Instagram and whatsapp though

while reading books on the perfect long term index fund portfolio I'm doing shit like this

>> No.11522818

>>11522743
>facebook
What innivation did they reveal in the past three years that led you to the conclusion investing might be a smart choice?

>> No.11523508

>>11522818
AI is going to overwhelm reality and FB will be one of the companies it emanates from. They need to fix adversarial examples first, though.

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>>11521709

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>>11523508
>he fell for the ai hype

>> No.11523771

So guys how much more low interest money was printed to ease the panic and raise the Dow back 300 points?

>> No.11523935

>>11521683
Link?

>> No.11524287

>>11523764
Guess I did. Spent the last four years learning about unsupervised learning. Alphago happened, position accordingly

>> No.11524356

>>11512560
Last time it started with a 2.1% drop. Then 12% the next day, then .....

>> No.11524622

>up 300 points
I WANT TO GET OFF MR. JONES' WILD RIDE

>> No.11524757
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11524757

Today may close high but tomorrow it will be carnage.

It's always 'this time it's different' until it's not.

US and Europe will be fucked. Europe more because of the cancer that Euro has become. It's an experiment that might just blow up in Junker's face.