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In half an hour, one life will be changed forever. Will it be you, /biz/?

>> No.11503671

>>11503586
>Mom buys a ticket
"Hey kids we made it"
>Son an heroes knowing he was robbed of the opportunity to be that person in his family...
I'LL STICK TO MY RACIST INTERNET MEME MONEY FOR LONGSHOTS THANKS

>> No.11503703
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Even if you win 1.6 Billion, you will NEVER have HER.

>> No.11503735
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>>11503703
Who is she?

>> No.11503743

My mom would be the worst person to win this shit. She'd end up giving 3/4 to fucking charities or soemthing

>> No.11503782

>>11503735

She is a childhood love that would rather stay with her hicktown deadbeat boyfriend than leave to a far away place to live a lavish and fulfilling life with a supreme gentleman like me.

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>>11503782
It's okay Anon, 3dpigs are vanity. Waifus are eternal.

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>>11503703
I've already been disillusioned by seeing "Her" turn into an activist and age like milk in just 3 years. It's not that I've failed to find, attract, even sleep with "Her", it's that she was temporary and no longer exists.

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>>11503703
>implying there is a Her to have