/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11473774
It's going to be the same spiel he gives at every talk

kind of thinking the same. I guess we will find out in the next 24 hours.

>>11473774

My body is ready

Drunkanon said that Devcon4 will be the big one.

He's actually going to step away from the usual Chainlink spiel, knowing the audience of developers already know the basics, and do a powerpoint of his ten favourite LINK memes.

Praise Sergey

>>11474017
we can only hope

>>11474003
I think the next 10 days will be fun for link.

>>11474017
WEB3 conference comenses and it's Sergey's time to come on stage. "And now we welcome Sergey Nazarov to talk about smart contracts beyond tokenization". A minute comes by and nothing happens. Eventually 10 men start slowing walking from the backstage holding an extremely bulky water tank, one would think be reserved for a large water animal. They place it on the ground and after few seconds the lights in the water tank turn on and a 2000 kg Sergey Nazarov appears levitating in the water tank. He is so large it seems that the surrounding fish have created a symbiotic ecosystem around his body and he cannot leave without dying. Rory quickly runs on stage and throws a big mac into the water tank while Sergey instantly grabs it and eat it, still soaked in water and fish shit. Few seconds pass and Sergey speaks couple words with an extremely deep and tired voice: "Hyperledger use chainlink, Microsoft use chainlink, Facebook use chainlink, ethereum use chainlink, mainnet now". Everyone in the room starts clapping, cheering and throwing shit at each other and chainlink immidiately skyrockets to $1,000,000 and achieves price singularity. 4chan goes on to make 500 additional chainlink threads per day, mostly filled with pictures of the first chainlink city on Mars and private islands of LINK owners.

>>11474017

This would unironically be great marketing.

>>11474017
>haha this is a good one
>you know, many people think this one is photoshopped, but that's actually not the case here
>I never actually noticed the stripper on the table. I was too busy decentralising the Big Mac™ if you know what I mean ;)

who's the based fag who's streaming it? Love you bb

>>11474498
He calls herself Pickle Rebecca.

>>11473774
>what announcements will he drop?
none

>>11474515

>he calls herself

Im done with this timeline, I want off now.

>>11474913
I tried unplugging the cord, plugging it back in and rebooting. But it didn't do anything :(

>>11473774
https://web3summit.com/speaker/sergey-nazarov/
>Sergey is the CEO of SmartContract.com and Chainlink which specialize in providing highly secure and reliable oracles to both large enterprises (SWIFT) and various leading smart contract development teams (Zeppelin, OpenLaw, MARKET Protocol).

comfy.

>>11474003
>2nd October - 15:15 - 15:45 (CE
that 20minute speach ? i really doubt it.

>>11475673
30

>>11473774
>“Decentralized Oracles: Providing Access to Key Off-Chain Data Sources
This is his copypasta talk. Same shit every time.
Rumour has it if you pull a string on Sergeys back this presentation automatically plays