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I just want a fucking girlfriend

>> No.11470164
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>> No.11470174

How the fuck can one possibly get such jawline
As in, even the chads in high school never had such jawline

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>>11470174
see pic related

>> No.11470264

Stop being a fucking pussy. It’s not that hard

>> No.11470277

I just want a fucking boyfriend.

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>he wants to involve women in his life in any way

>> No.11470324

Actor here, I have a girl deeply in love with me and I could take my pick of around 6 other orbiter female 'friends' to be a girlfriend. I'm also a poorfag.

Take your /r9k/ shit back to your containment board you fucking loser.

>> No.11470339

>>11470174
If you would breathe through nose

>> No.11470412

>>11470324
Nice larp

>> No.11470422
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>>11470147

>split bills
>regular sex
>weekly surprises
>no longer feel like killing my self even though im doing the sameshit prior to gif

Not gonna lie, if you find a decent girl, it’s the best decision you can make.

>> No.11470432

>>11470422
Sounds very nice, where'd you meet her?

>> No.11470438

>>11470432

Working a literal fast-food job.

>> No.11470443

>>11470438
Coworker or a customer?

>> No.11470446

>>11470438
>Working a literal fast-food job
What's a figurative fast-food job?

>> No.11470449

>>11470412
Yeah, everyone on 4chan is an undesirable uberloser who's never been glanced at by a woman. Whatever helps you sleep at night faggot. If being an actor at any level while being found attractive by multiple women seems like a 'larp' to you, you have real issues.

>> No.11470451

>>11470147
I HATE ROASTIES RRRRREEEEE

>> No.11470452

>>11470174
cosmetic surgery

>>11470277
are you a boy or girl (biologically)?

>> No.11470460

>>11470452
I'm a guy(male lol).

>> No.11470466

I used to have a gf which was really into me. Dumped her after 5 months cause I was feeling like in prison and never looked back. Grass is greener on the other side.

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>>11470449
>brags about being an actor
>"hey guys I'm also incredibly poor, I literally have no money"
really makes me think

>> No.11470468

>>11470449
Yeah whatever, I've been here long enough to know a larp when I see it.

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>>11470468
>coping this hard

>> No.11470474

>>11470446

‘Literal’ in the escalatory millennial definition and usage.

>>11470443
coworker.

Longer your around a person, the more attractive you will seem. Getting a couple of mcjobs is sometimes way more worth it for the experience than the shit money.

>> No.11470491

>>11470473
You're falling for every single line of bait I'm putting down. This is beginner level bait which is catching you. Brainless can't into larping lol

>> No.11470493

>>11470474
>calls out others on being millennial
>uses reddit spacing
>«shit minwage jobs are actually great»

>> No.11470515

>>11470467
>troglodyte thinks Actor means A-Lister
>troglodyte doesn't know the 'starving actor' stereotype

Are you literally 12? Do you know anything about the world outside of Mommy's house?

>> No.11470528

>>11470515
kek, nah. the thing is I hung out with the theater nerds in high school, so I know how much of a faggot you are and how disgusting the women chasing you are. I'm sure your fedora looks great though.

>> No.11470537

>>11470528
>theater nerds

I've never been in a theater you retarded KHV. I've been doing this since I was 24. You have no idea, do you?

>> No.11470546

>>11470537
buddy I make six figures at my day job and bought into ETH under $10. my biggest problem is making sure some thot doesn't rob my blind. consider yourself lucky that you got nothing to lose, because once you make it the party is over.

>> No.11470562

>>11470515
>>11470528
>>11470537
>>11470546
I would pick both of you up, with my fucking strong arms. My sweat glistering on my perfectly maintained skin.

>> No.11470581

>>11470546
You have it backwards retard. I know who loved me when I was broke, I've had girls take care of me when I really had nothing at all. When I make it, I already know who wants me for who I am. You don't have this luxury it seems.

I bought ETH at $8. When I say poorfag, I mean in /biz/ terms, not. $100 to my name.

>>11470562
What the fuck is 'glistering'? Don't you mean 'glistening'?

>> No.11470593

>>11470581
english not first language solly

>> No.11470597

>>11470581
yeah that's exactly what I just said. you're clearly 18-22 though so enjoy it while it lasts.

>> No.11470635

>>11470597
>>>>>>I've been doing this since I was 24

I'm 28, looks like you fucked up too but at least I know its because I haven't slept yet.