HOLY SHIT I FUCKING WON

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Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:02:28 2018 No.11458909 [Reply] [Original]

HOLY SHIT I FUCKING WON

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:03:11 2018 No.11458913 Cool. I believed in you anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:03:41 2018 No.11458917 Q: How do you play the lottery and win? A: Trick question. You're already a winner if you DON'T play.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:04:34 2018 No.11458921 >>11458909 Seems legit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:05:06 2018 No.11458927 $10 tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:29:59 2018 No.11459137 Nice, the government is gonna take 75% of that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:39:43 2018 No.11459225 File: 2.28 MB, 3024x4032, LOtto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11458909

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:42:43 2018 No.11459250 >>11459225 JUST

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:43:06 2018 No.11459252 my store sold 4500$ in mega millions tickets today. that was about 500 times just today i alone tricked someone out of $2+. many of which paid an extra dollar for a multiplier on winnings they never stood a chance to win.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:43:12 2018 No.11459254 File: 23 KB, 530x612, justed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:46:40 2018 No.11459285 File: 27 KB, 527x543, 1534210504486.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225

Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:46:48 2018 No.11459286

>>11459252
inb4 wagecucking

all my money goes into budgeted savings and i have capital for multiple startups. i live off about 15-20% of my income and get full time benefits at 32 hrs/wk and spend my off time creating digital marketing content for my future startups. im only 21 but both my parents are entrepreneurs ill be ok yall

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:46:52 2018 No.11459287 >>11459225 bullshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:47:16 2018 No.11459292 File: 5 KB, 200x210, 1536441443817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 OH NONONONO

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:48:26 2018 No.11459295 File: 11 KB, 239x211, Go to doctor now.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:48:45 2018 No.11459298 Way to go man!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:49:11 2018 No.11459300 >>11459286 >>11459252 just make sure you include the part about the money and connections that your parents gave you that 99%+ other people won’t get

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:49:16 2018 No.11459301 File: 3.30 MB, 1000x1482, eddiebravo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:50:12 2018 No.11459307 File: 260 KB, 1920x1080, 5447685-jet+li+the+one.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 At least you only spent $4. Some people out there spend hundreds and get massively burned because they think they're The One.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:50:26 2018 No.11459309 File: 92 KB, 295x229, 1531202626040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 R I G G E D

Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:53:12 2018 No.11459322

>>11459300
oh i didnt say they were good entrepreneurs, i mean shit we were renting a house my sophomore to senior year of highschool. also my dad drank a 30 pack a day 5 days a week until i was 18 and called me a worthless loser since i was 5 and my mom would agree with him but hey the dna was there man. only working at a gas station now because my dad tried to kill me on my 3rd year of construction with him. "forgot" to bolt a patio cover and told me to sweep under it more and more as i loaded more shingles up to him. he fully intended to kill me and i walked out from underneath less than 1 second after it collapsed. it scraped the back of my legs as it came down.

tl;dr dad was a drunk left me no money mom only made enough to support her spending

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:54:33 2018 No.11459332 File: 157 KB, 516x440, E348511B-B47D-4A7F-8D71-A50BCE40FBEF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 How ya holding up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:54:47 2018 No.11459334 >>11459322 1 second before it collapsed *

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:55:40 2018 No.11459341 File: 11 KB, 225x224, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:55:50 2018 No.11459343 >>11459332 DESU I am more upset that this chick just cucked me

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:56:33 2018 No.11459345 >>11459252 >$2 is a meaningful part of his budget I have literally spent more than that to prove a point in a 4chan post

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:56:49 2018 No.11459346 >>11459225 what the actual fuck. that's some cosmic coincidence shit right there

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:57:18 2018 No.11459351 >>11459334 >hat was about 500 times just today i alone tricked someone out of $2+. So did you profit from this or does your pajeet boss or is it only the state?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:58:23 2018 No.11459357 >>11459346 At least im hodling BAT and HOT... I am going to make it right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 19 23:58:50 2018 No.11459359 File: 13 KB, 554x640, 1534214014344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459343 Are you for real? Could you please post a time stamp for us? You will go down as the most JUST'd bizlet in history.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:00:21 2018 No.11459375 >>11459357 On closer inspection its shopped. kys faggot and no you won't make anything with those tokens

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:00:50 2018 No.11459377 File: 757 KB, 1026x613, whooo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459357 yes. Cypher sent us to a hell but we are going even deeper. Take back everything that we have lost.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:01:02 2018 No.11459379 >>11459359 Check the time stamp on the ticket...I am in bed crying currently...might watch some porn to cheer me up might cry my self to sleep

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:02:19 2018 No.11459389 >>11459379 larping faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:04:23 2018 No.11459397 >>11459379 >some numbers have red backgrounds for no reason I believed in you Bogged, twice in a row. Smile and optimism: gone

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:04:37 2018 No.11459401 >>11459379 Don't you still win a prize

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:05:46 2018 No.11459410

>>11459351
well ofcourse the store profits off of it and i work at a chain that was only recently bought by a hajib but he was cool af i met him the other day. by and far its the state though, they profit off both the sales and the insane amount of money they tax off of the winnings which is like taking money from a baby 5 times in a row and its all poor baby money lol.

>>11459345
>implying one old lady didnt buy $500 of paper from my coworker
>implying 99% didnt buy 20-30$ worth of paper with a multiplier making it 33% more expensive paper

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:07:25 2018 No.11459422 the only thing lottery is good for is giving my sorry ass a reason to laugh at and feel superior to people all day at work lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:11:46 2018 No.11459451 File: 106 KB, 768x1024, winnerdinner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RIP

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:11:58 2018 No.11459454

>>11459410
So you're bragging about tricking people into losing thier money on purpose but you don't gain materially in any way from it?

You sound like a faggot and a loser that works for a fucking immigrant at 21 years old. You're a pathetic piece of shit and deserve everything bad that happens to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:12:35 2018 No.11459459 >>11459451 you need to go back

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:15:59 2018 No.11459473 File: 2.90 MB, 200x200, 88.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 ...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:17:19 2018 No.11459482 >>11459225 Future Famous post here. Put me in the S Cap

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:17:49 2018 No.11459485 >>11459451 In the gambling industry you're called "free money." Better luck next time, schmendrick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:18:10 2018 No.11459486 >>11459454 Nah it’s even funnier because they’re paying the state and complaining about sales tax in the same breath lol. I feel superior because I minimize my tax exposure and they are crippled by it. To each their own tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:20:54 2018 No.11459504 File: 709 KB, 960x720, Fucking happening.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 That actually, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:31:09 2018 No.11459565 File: 200 KB, 800x206, oof.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 impressive

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 00:50:36 2018 No.11459667 >>11459565 Impressive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 01:02:53 2018 No.11459744 File: 85 KB, 1280x720, 1506642191659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 Include me in cap

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 01:08:06 2018 No.11459786 File: 397 KB, 1425x1184, Screenshot_20181019-220716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 Off by one on each of the first row

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 01:10:51 2018 No.11459798 File: 146 KB, 788x650, 1532710208074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 01:13:00 2018 No.11459815 File: 11 KB, 185x273, images (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 JUST

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 01:16:33 2018 No.11459833 File: 133 KB, 798x1280, 1290569737.pisceskelp_ec_major_sketch_small2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 this is so fucking unlikely some really grade-A absurdist fuckery going on there i would be incredulous

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Sat Oct 20 01:19:40 2018 No.11459854 >>11459225 there no way this real

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 01:21:12 2018 No.11459864 >>11459225 Please let me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 01:26:57 2018 No.11459893 >>11459225 Ride the luck you have - load up on XRP

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 01:32:48 2018 No.11459923 File: 602 KB, 1024x768, 1507178186865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 JUST

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 01:37:13 2018 No.11459948 File: 653 KB, 1100x733, T07-0339-042-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 wait it's shopped why would you do this i was incredulous for you and everything

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 01:39:12 2018 No.11459957 >>11459225 >wh*tes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 02:04:27 2018 No.11460109 I don't get it his numbers aren't even close?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 02:07:10 2018 No.11460124 >>11459225 Whoa I’d be JUST’ing if that were me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 02:08:48 2018 No.11460129 >>11460109 each number is one off The first set of numbers are anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 02:09:25 2018 No.11460132 WHy dont they just take the pot and make 1000 people millionaires? would be more exciting desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 02:11:47 2018 No.11460146 File: 798 KB, 1440x1421, office.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 03:05:44 2018 No.11460398 File: 47 KB, 500x500, 1539773961249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 J U S T U S T

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 03:15:34 2018 No.11460450 File: 81 KB, 1920x1080, 1510016528837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 06:15:37 2018 No.11461159 >>11459833 quantum JUSTing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 06:21:44 2018 No.11461187 File: 93 KB, 1387x702, B367956D-924C-41D7-B4D4-6AC4CCEC9D04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 07:16:36 2018 No.11461426 >>11459225 Z o o m e d W o r d s

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 08:40:39 2018 No.11461826 File: 270 KB, 428x380, 1534785982505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 08:48:10 2018 No.11461857 File: 317 KB, 2560x1440, IMG-20181020-WA0004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11459225 HOLY KEK PUT ME IN THE CAP

>>	Rebecca !o/PSVoqzMQ Sat Oct 20 08:54:56 2018 No.11461888 >>11459225 This is the same feeling linkies will have when sergey exit scams x1000

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