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So in a meeting for my company today a senior member of management presented this image in a slide. Problem is, this is completely inaccurate, wolf packs don't function like this.

Should I have addressed this with the manager after the meeting or am I being autistic? Knowing that it's essentially fake news and probably pulled directly from her facebook feed, it completely ruined my confidence in upper management of the company. Frankly it was embarrassing.

>> No.11423712

>>11423689
Bring it up in the next meeting and post results

>> No.11423713

WildlifebiologistFag here. For the most part the image is accurate and exactly how packs travel. You however are obviously a low tier middle management cock guzzler. I'm sure your boss would be happy to see you leave/die.

>> No.11423730

>>11423689
wolfs literally do this tho... op is retarded

>> No.11423743

>>11423689
rather i would question the relevance of wolves social life to a human company.

>> No.11423764

>>11423689
Stupid bitch obviously didn't realize she was in the presence of a wolf expert.

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>>11423713

But you're wrong, you fucking retard. In that photo the wolf in front is actually one of the strongest members of the pack, making a path in the snow for the weaker ones.

Also
>He controls everything from the rear. in that position he can see everything, decide the direction
>He can decide the direction of the pack from the rear

>> No.11423773

>>11423689
>ambushing the front instead of the back
absolute state of wolf tactics

>> No.11423783

>>11423713
based and redpilled. Link is life.

>> No.11423790

The guy who invented the "alpha wolf" shit literally wants to get the book out of print for being completely wrong. He was studying wolves in captivity and it turns out they behave completely differently.

>> No.11423806

>>11423790
wolves live in families same for dogs pack shit is really misunderstood.

>> No.11423820

the old
the emergent
the npcs
and the alpha

>> No.11423836

>>11423790

See, the presenter of our meeting today based her whole analogy off of the idea of the ‘alpha wolf’ being in the back of the pack, watching for ambushes and deciding the direction.
I was cringing the whole time.

>> No.11423845

>>11423836
probably all about being first in line for chow

>> No.11423858

>>11423845

kek

>> No.11423869

>>11423689
So you office faggots see yourselves as some type of alpha wolf creature. Educate him that you, all your fellow wagecucks and he are literally just betafag critters.

>> No.11423888

this image is a fucking joke if you’re too old or sick to stay with the pack the other wolves say “goodbye” to them and leave them to die and carry on with their journey

t. biologist

>> No.11423916

>>11423790

Yeah. It’s like learning about human social behavior by studying how people act in prison, then writing a book to claim that’s normal. Wolves in the wild don’t have true alpha and beta dynamics. They’re just family groups.

>> No.11423966

>>11423888
I HATE IT

>> No.11424107
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A massive pack of 25 timberwolves hunting bison on the Arctic circle in northern Canada. In mid-winter in Wood Buffalo National Park temperatures hover around -40°C. The wolf pack, led by the alpha female, travel single-file through the deep snow to save energy. The size of the pack is a sign of how rich their prey base is during winter when the bison are more restricted by poor feeding and deep snow. The wolf packs in this National Park are the only wolves in the world that specialize in hunting bison ten times their size. They have grown to be the largest and most powerful wolves on earth.

>as usual you all bunch of stupid faggots

>> No.11424124

>some more for you stupid faggots

Labeling a high-ranking wolf alpha emphasizes its rank in a dominance hierarchy. However, in natural wolf packs, the alpha male or female are merely the breeding animals, the parents of the pack, and dominance contests with other wolves are rare, if they exist at all. During my 13 summers observing the Ellesmere Island pack, I saw none.

Thus, calling a wolf an alpha is usually no more appropriate than referring to a human parent or a doe deer as an alpha. Any parent is dominant to its young offspring, so “alpha” adds no information. Why not refer to an alpha female as the female parent, the breeding female, the matriarch, or simply the mother? Such a designation emphasizes not the animal’s dominant status, which is trivial information, but its role as pack progenitor, which is critical information.

>> No.11424593

LINK $1000 EOY

>> No.11424842

>>11423689
if you knew so fucking much and was an actual MAN, you would have called the faggot out right then and there in front of everybody and let him know what a fucking retard analogy this is.

now you just look like your pathetic (ex) girlfriend bringing up the same argument the next day.

>> No.11424965

>>11424842

>make a scene in front of people twice my age about a retarded wolf analogy

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>>11423689
The other day I overheard my boss telling a coworker that "the spider's web is only as strong as its weakest thread."

>> No.11425149

>>11424124
t. basedboy

>> No.11425292

How many NPCs will you on the DotR?

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>>11423689

>> No.11425438

>>11425305

don't forget the 600000000000000000000 trillion

>> No.11426268

>>11424124

Wow just bought $100K Chainlink

>> No.11426326

>>11423773
fucking kek

>> No.11426363

>>11425060
Since we're just shitting on our bosses now my boss told a co-worker the other day that we would be seeing him 'wear a lot of polos' in the coming weeks as an anology for him 'working hard'. Opposed to his normal long sleeve shirt

fucking max kekery