/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for market reversal.

First for time of reckoning

First for SPY going over 280 before fading back down

Buy Chainlink sirs

First for bears ran away

And Bulls just got de-horn'd

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Happy Green Day

>>11420025
delete this

I HOPE EVERYBODY BOUGHT THE DIP

CASHIN IN ALREADY PAPIS

EESKETIT GAINZZZ

>>11420037

wtf I am now a dog of the dow

>>11420025
spy going over 280 then continuing

>>11420055
>>11420037
what happens when SPY gets to 360?

I'll be thinking of you all a few weeks from now when we take out last thursday's low

Second for Netflix is going to Pump hardcore after hours after beating earnings by roughly 200-800 million

rocky ROAD

so when is everything going back down again

>>11420049
pls tell me this isn't shooped

>>11420083
this fall

>>11420066
I'll have won Eternal Bear's contest way before then, but if you really want to know, they'll have cut all prison sentances by 50%, allow felons the right to vote, allowed millions of illegals to become citizens, and you'll get your ass beat if you ever mention you're voting Republican.

>>11420073
stop, your arousing me

>>11420097
i'm a felon. I don't vote.

LABU LABU
FNGU FNGU

Bollinger bands!

SGMS

>>11420114
Who did you rape?

All i do is lose money. I just need one stock I can buy that I can make back my losses and then cash out. Any suggestions

>>11420172
TMV

>>11420172
LCI

>>11420168

>>11420172
Go all in weed stocks
Sell tomorrow when they pump before legalization
Short on the 18th

Thank me later

I'm telling you this feels gay as fuck. Massive gap up and since then nothing. Volume is fucking fake as shit, too.

Not gonna lie, former bear here guys. I just learned what a short squeeze is last thread. Basically, we'll never cleanly enter a bear market because stock price reflects the rationality of the players and not the value of the company. Therefore if we can all clearly see we are due for a bear market, it will never come due to weak hands liquidating on any uptick against the crash or covering like bitches.
Guess its time to support the Golden Bull. I dont want to do it, but the irrationality is what makes it rational.

See you guys in lamboland.

I feel like MU is a solid company. It has amazing stats, and it's pretty cheap right now. It would still be worth the buy if it was 2x.
Is there something I'm missing about this industry, or is it just a great company on sale?

>>11420221
Another one bites the dust

>>11420093
it is fall rn

Hello i have 100k thousand dollars. How to make x50 gains?

COME ON TQQQ SIX MORE POINTS AND I BREAK EVEN!!!!!!

>>11420242
>it is fall rn

>>11420221
Go get your balls back from the last thread before it 404s.

>>11420221
Nice try

>>11420243
Can someone answer me?

>>11420221
yeah bro.. just pile into LCI we could squeeze the balls off those bears

I hope you lads used this opportunity to buy into GALT

>>11420221
good job on the bull pill
Enjoy your SPX 3300

>>11420267
Buy 1 million shares of SHLD and wait for the inevitable rebound

>>11420241
Its not like that. My eyes have been opened. I can finally see things for what they really are. Being a bear doesnt work if everyones a bear. The eternal bears contest could literally just be a fucking trap set by bulls to induce repeated periodic short squeezes to profit on.
People are getting played like fiddles by thinking rationally. The only winning move we ever had was to prep the bull and play along with the craziness.

>>11420267
>>11420243
you have a hundred million dollars?

>>11420277
>BTC

>>11420285
eternal bears contest isnt about bears
The rules are you need to 1000% times your money or something ridiculous

>>11420267
LCI or GBR.. throw a dart

>>11420285
yes... pump my bags....
good...

>>11420293
I don't own it, robinhood just displays it by default
You baka motherfucker

>>11420267
>>11420243

how long you want 50x gains in? You can either gamble it in vegas and have 50x gains or nothing tomorrow, or you can let it sit for 25 years in a good fund and have 1.13M if you don't invest another cent

We're gonna be okay, frens.

>>11420294
2000% i'm turning my 5k into 100k and then flying out to collect 1 dollar from every faggot that bet against me.

>>11420269
>>11420258
>>11420262
No guys really. If we all bear on a stock and the price sinks, and then just one of us buys or starts covering like an idiot, the wholething fucks up. Then theres the idiots and algos who will look at the charts and interpret that bump as a buy indicator for a 'cheap stock'. Its a losing game.
I mean really, whats more likely - a stock properly crashes as it should and all bears enjoy the bloodbath or someone on the bear side punks out on the first sign of positive news and/or some retards start with the 'buy low sell high' bullshit?

Its smarter to just go bullish for now because the short squeezes seem like they're never ending.

>>11420331
if you bet against bagholderextraordinare, you win.

>>11420331
i'll bet against you, pay you a dollar, then buy you a beer for proving me wrong

>>11420269
I'm telling ya man, if my IQ play ever ends I will use at least a quarter of my stack.

>>11420267
You can just buy me a beer when you make it.

We are in a bear market y'know.

i wasn't planning on posting it again, but it's even more relevant now than it was an hour ago

>>11420278
Thanks, friend. We're all gonna make it on team bull.

>>11420333
we all know this..

>>11420331
good luck.. Ima smoke 2 cigarettes in front of you when you get off the plane.. by that time cigarettes will be $.50 each.. and i don't even smoke

>>11420333
short squeezes are rarer than you think. Big5guy has been waiting of a Big5 and LCI short squeeze for years now

>>11420347
>I will use at least a quarter of my stack.
to do what? pile into LCI? Its getting close.. someone is trying really fucking hard to keep it down by whacking the bid trying to hunt for those stop losses

GIVE ME ALL YOUR GREEN PEPES AND FEELS. MAKE THIS WEEK SO GREEN IT WILL BREAK THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM

>>11420354
if this is a bear market, this is one elaborate bull trap

>that comfy feel when you hedge your investments perfectly
>got 4K of NFLX and 600 in puts with a NVDA 250 lotto
>now at losing 10 bucks

>>11420368
BGFV squeezed from low 5s to high 9s not long ago..... you didn't catch that ride?

Some short squeezes are just a day.. some are for a couple months... and so on..

>>11420372
18-40 days could be an entry point for me. If it lasts that long I will drop a load in it, whats daily volume looking like? Well I can just look myself I guess.

>>11420386
at this point i want volume to die... that shows me that whoever is trying to push it down is getting exhausted

>>11420383
I could only total like 5-7% volume at these levels, would prefer it drop lower honestly.

I GOT 13 BUCKS WHAT DO I BUY

>>11420375
Im about OOOOOOOOOOOOOO in real life

are stocks better than crypto?

>>11420396
GBR

I can't believe there's people on this board not buying this beauty of a chart. Especially with the wonderful company name of Mammoth Energy and the meme ticker TUSK to compliment it.

>>11420399
yes. now kys

also, before you kys, will my 714 XRP mean I'm gonna make it in crypto or should I just hold for 20 years and i'll be able to buy a ramen packet with it?

WHY IS SPY AND TLT MOVING IN CONJUNCTION!!! NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY FUCKING SENSE!

>>11420396
kneepads

speaking of which did RKG buy the farm or what's going on with it?

>>11420354
OH NO YOU DON'T

>>11420419
>and then he said... NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY FUCKING SENSE!

>>11420419
UVXY missed earnings and guidance

>>11420407
>buying a company because of a chart

WHERES THAT KEK THAT SAID IBM'S VALUE IS AT 42 OR SOME BULLSHIT. YOU DONE FUCKED UP A-A-RON

>>11420414
You won't be able to buy anything with it in 20 years, absolutely nobody will use it at that point
The only purpose altcoins have is as a vehicle for speculation
When the hype dies, these altcoins will fade into obscurity and be forgotten

>>11420396
Whatever you do, dont short anything. Everyone here talking about bear stuff is trying to trick you into setting up the short squeeze. Just pick some stock and hold it. They will all always go up until people stop being bearish. Once that happens, sell all your shit.

>>11420407
Sorry senpai, my fun money is tied up in Marathon Oil right now

>>11420450
my take was that XRP will be used for SWIFT transactions and that Ripple will be at the top of companies using it. I was thinking maybe 5-10 coins at most. but really? nothing?

From my understanding BTC has no value in and of itself other than its the main coin for which to make other coin transactions. Everything about BTC can just be made by another company in a more efficient coin. which is why i only risked 800 in the cryptofad

>>11420243
Amazon November 2nd 2000 call lottos, buy 100K of that shit, about 85 contracts or so. If NFLX does well it fucking begins lads, earnings hype will carry it huge.

Hoping it will do 2100 post earnings, you'll be 100 in the money which means each contract you buy will be 13000 dollars. Which x 85 = 1.1 million.

Honestly, I would take profits way before then, make sure to lock in 100K of gains at some point, like double, then sell half, but if you want the ride of your life okay never sell.

Sorry I know this isn't 50x gains but you can flip it into a weed stock which should be looking for a comeback at this time near TLRY earnings and you can probably 5x that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nwptyj9Ec8

>>11420474
$5-$10

20% up on a dying meme. Imagine if anyone had put any actual money in on this

>>11420474
All cryptocurrencies are worthless, the underlying blockchain technology is the only thing with any real utility or value

>>11420495
why? is there going to be a buy out? is Sears going to try and come out of bankruptcy and compete? what a total collapse of an american staple

>>11420495
disgusting

>>11420420
@_@ buy the farm? Am cant even let light touch skin

>>11420036
Happy Green Day to you as well, Div Fren. I also have .3874/ share coming from CNSL November 1. Feels good.

might be the time for GBR...

>>11420555

>>11420555
Time to not buy in if you haven't already more like it.

Fuck this market for being fake and gay!

>>11420495
it should be illegal to trade this shitpile

>>11420572
your problem is your time-frame. if you had the patience to wait a few weeks you'd be right, but instead you're wrong now

Where my aussie frens at?

slowly but surely rebuilding my green mountain

FNGU
LABU
Moon fucking Mission

>>11420582
I got till Nov 2nd on my bet. I'll send you a happy holidays card from the moon.

GBR about to start moving higher

must.... resist... urge...to....short.....

>>11420601
could've waited and got a better premium imo

Do we think weed stocks really plummet on the 18th?

>>11420601
things have gotta bounce back and then fiddle around in the middle space for a bit before they can really crash good and this things can conclude. should take a few weeks

Lets go GBR

>>11420617
Do it kneepad, go with your instincts

>>11420618
I just did dollar cost averaging until I got all in. When this shit gaps down and just collapses tomorrow as shit fomo's into tech, I'll take it.

I'm going all in on BBOX until after earnings. Whose with me?

>>11420636
i'm holding.. looks like shorts tried to fade the 2.25 break.. i think most weak hands got out on that dip to 2

>>11420642
why not dollar cost average throughout the week? Big funds gunna want it up a little more to dump their garbage imo

>>11420665
We are just getting started

Also ruger TO THE MOON

>>11420347
misty looks like a poorfag. i bet she puts sharpie in pooper for money.

>>11420675
>Also ruger TO THE MOON
whats the ticker?

>>11420665

>>11420687
GUN

>>11420687
Its only like 1.7% up today lol

>>11420684
She chased a retarded manlet around the continent because he broke her bicycle, you tell me.

>>11420687
Also RGR

>>11420692
Agreed.. GBR has SOOOO much fucking growth to come.. it's hard not sell everything on the huge spikes.. i've been selling some on the spikes and adding to my core on all the dips

HYSR granted patent. Buy now for pennies.

>>11420723
just go all in now and wait it out.

>>11420738
Big5 can't afford another Big5 move, or he'll be fucking broke.

do we have an active discord?

>>11420738
i like trading it tho.. these are some of my last trades.. been trading this particular ticker for about 3 years in and out

look at the shit volume on TLT, this mother fucker is going to just fall like a rock once Uncle Powell hits the bid at the end of the month...

>>11420286
No idiot i have 100k dollars

>>11420762
just by mentioning you're trading this crap it's going to get fucked with now...

>>11420780
>i have 100K thousand dollars

>>11420782
I only mention it when i want to mention it.........

>>11420351
Whats LCI? Sorry im mostly into crypto

>>11420780
all in spy puts

>>11420792
>im mostly into crypto
LCI is the stock for you then!

Bulls are back and theyre angry
you had your chance to apologize bears

>>11420792
Buy LCI up to $5 sell at $10 easy 2x bro

>>11420012
Nice title retard

BAKING PROPER THREAD

MNGA gonna moon within a month, right?

>>11420809
could have sworn it was there
mandela

Ok guys, I'm looking to start some swing trading but I'm undecided on what indicators to use. Any recommendations? Just doing US market stock.

>>11420801
even if against all odds this is a V recovery (it won't be), it was such a shallow pullback that it didn't rate as a big enough opportunity to risk new money in my book. I already have money invested at a much lower point so I win either way, but if this is it, it was truly nothing

>>11420321
Thanks bro. Im a degen gambler so id want it asap but that idea sounds nice too

>>11420801
excuse me mr. stock operator, sir, I know I have no dealing in the likes of your line of work for I am merely a humble shitcoin pleb, but doesn't the market retrace to the former trend line and from there begins it's descend again?

Holy shit gbr

>>11420835
See
>>11412570
also
RSI+VWAP+ADX+MACD+50/100/200 EMA

>>11420835
>I'm looking to start some swing trading but I'm undecided on what indicators to use
When the stock market opens... turn off your computer and go outside... come back a few hours after the market closed

>>11420351
Wait how does buying a put with a strike price higher than the current price work? Are u assuming it will rise higher than 5?

>>11420858
Gains to come fren

>>11420795
Are you trying to help people lose money?

>he fell for the crash meme

>>11420872
put your 100k in VTI. never look at it again for 20 years. I was meming with the options.

>>11420872

The premium is usually increased by the distance between the current price and the strike price in this instance.

Not sure why'd you want to pay a higher premium though.

>>11420795
Why? Where do i learn about stock and option memes? Crypto is boring uknowwhatimsaying?

>>11420025
looks like were going over 280 today.. could see a pop and drop tomorrow.

>>11420857
only up friend

>>11420897
Wtf stop giving me fake advice. Do u want me to lose money?

bears you deserve this, shame on you for making the market shit itself last week, you absolute cunts

>>11420899
Yea I dont get it

Reminder on this last dip investors were the most Bearish since 07, when the world was literally falling apart

market bottomed at all time highs, that's gonna fuck with a bunch of people

you don't get crashes with 5% GDP growth and extreme negative sentiment, you get massive moves up

>>11420909
splendid!

>>11420835
>>11420871
This is not bad advice. Best to learn in order of reverse magnitude as far as time is concerned. Long trades>Month Trades>Week Trades>Day Trades>Multiple trades throughout the day.

Skipping ahead can lead to panic trading or overreacting to daily movements and getting burned.

>>11420932
The American GDP is literally only $5. I'd be very very scared under current market conditions.

>2.74% Up today.

Glad I bought the dip, gents.

>>11420931
Most of the premium in options currently is from theta and vega. Learn option greeks and you'll understand.

Thanks for cheapies! Such fish some people are.

loving this sale, picked up some SSO, QLD, MSFT, V

Thank fuck, I'm finally starting to recover from the train wreck that was last week.

>>11420989
One love

>>11421012
>fox hooded crochet
faggot

>>11421023
screw you it halloween ;_;

>>11421012
stop buying retarded shit on etsy and invest that money in AAPL. that company is going to outlast your hypothetical heirs

>>11421011
>MSFT
>V

Based and Red Pilled

>>11420221
Looks like I was right...

>>11420267
buy HMNY at .01 and sell when it hits over 9k again, duh

WOW Bulls are attempting to fill this gap today
Charge!

I just saw a bull blowing another bull in the back seat of a prius.

> tfw commission free trades till november and wanted to buy the dip but didn't want to put more saving money into stocks.

Reeee i'm addicted but I need saving money for a homeloan.

>>11421111
who was driving?

>>11421085
How come no one shorted it when it started to freefall? you'd make trillions.

Who EARS and HSGX here?!

>>11421146
because it's impossible to make money shorting anything.

see
>>11420452

>>11421124
>Reeee i'm addicted but I need saving money for a homeloan.
i'm about to buy a mobile home... the trick is finding one that has a bunch of white trash girls that are looking for a man to take care of them.. then what you do is you move in and get a pretty nice care.. doesn't even have to be that nice.. then you bone them all and then sell and head to another mobile home park.. trailer chicks are easy.. some are straight disgusting tho so you gotta watch out for that.

Finally the fucking bulls are done.

>>11421174
>calls me a poorfag
your living situation will be my recreation vehicle in 5 years. and mine will be nice (30K) and i'll bang out those cream of the crop trashsluts. maybe i'll throw you a couple top notch lake pigeons if we meet at the Ozarks

>>11421174
I see your standards are similar to mine.

>>11421184
Wait 15 minutes

>>11421184
>not even power hour.

>>11421202
>>11421201
in california a cheap mobile home is like 80k.....

Volume on GBR picking up.. buy and hold baby... buy and hold.....

All I want to do is somehow get filthy rich off $2500 and not have to get another job

WE WILL NEVER EVER BUY EVER

>>11421184
The bulls got stomach cramps from bad grass
Just wait 30 minutes for something mindblowing.

>>11421237
well if you win eternal bear's contest theres 50k, after that you just have to hope he has a second contest and you win that one too and you'll have 1 million ez pz you could do it in less than 6 months.

>>11421230
so glad i moved out of commiefornia.

move out to a low cost of living area. i visited lake of the ozark and you can get a top notch camper for 30k, pay 1800/year in lot fees and live on the lake

only think left to do is save up for a boat

>>11421251
Are they going to all shit on the bears in unison?

>>11421266
Yes

>>11421262
theres alot of pussy here tho...

>>11421266
lets just say theyve stolen their last beehive

Up 1,8% after a week of everyday -1%

>>11421266
Hope you don't have short term puts

>>11421289
I happen to have short term puts...

>>11421284
true

10's where I'm at are 8s in socal

so are we just pumping to 3k now?

>>11421296
Thats a shame

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OVER 280 NOOOOOO

>>11421309
SPX 3300
Nasdaq 10k
DOW 36k
by 2020, then the real golden bull run begins
"roaring 20s 2"

>>11421309
just fucking get it over with so I can short again.

>>11421319
could go to 283 by tomorrow

>>11421296
Learn when to bear and when to bull, you're making a huge mistake.

THERE ARE NO BEARS LEFT

>>11421165

>>11421329
We are going to 2815 on SPX

>>11421319
It'll crash back down again in the last 30 seconds of trading like yesterday.

Nobody has the balls to stay long overnight.

>>11421347
how the fuck was I supposed to know it was going to pump 2%, I went short at 1.5%

Call or put on netflix?

>>11421363
I knew, so it is possible.

>>11421319
>>11421329
Position trading >>>>>> Trying to time short term trends

>>11421363
If you were on Xaviers you'd know how I do it.

>>11421371
CALL

>>11421374
My TLT puts will make it. I'll be sure to laugh, and laugh when they do.

>>11421388
go eat a bull a dick

>>11421395
Inb4 tlt goes back up.

>>11421412
post position

AGRX MOONING, GET IN WHILE YOU CAN

Arms are getting sore from all the dabbing smg

Is this the green life?

>>11421421
For Xaviers eyes only :^)

>>11421388
can I join xaviers just to shit post or would i get b& from all the pussies in there?

>>11421449
filtered

>>11421452
Well you can shitpost in shitposting, but anywhere else is pretty kosher. Trying to keep it clean in the trading room.

>>11421335
WE WILL SEE this me revenge from 3 months ago
really want see 280 rejected hard this time mwuahzahaa

>>11421355
there not same type of volitity today as yesterday, prob will be last min buy this time

>>11421374
kek have shorted four times today and profited off three of them :P

>>11421467
the trading room? you mean all the newfags circle jerking each other with $500 accounts?

LMAO!!!

>>11421480
Not quite, it a place where we share our trading strats and picks. Makes a good deal of money desu.

>>11421371
Call. The bull market never dies. It just corrects and kills bears.

>>11420020
when ?

>>11421500
>Makes a good deal of money desu.
i strongly doubt that.. i've seen plenty of their calls go to shit and their shilling on their shit picks are obvious as fuck and now they have you.. their little guinea pig come in here to just mention it because you are probably the newest of the poorfags that desperately need stock picks and help.

>>11421452
they only accept the worst traders, you'd fit right in mate.

>>11420375

TSLA TO THE MOON

We're all gonna make it

>>11421526
i showed my bgfv bags and they made me a mod.

>>11421526
>they only accept the worst traders, you'd fit right in mate.
y-you mean.. i-i'd fit in s-somewhere?

>1 hour till market close
>1.4 billion volume
Nothing to see here, goy.

>>11421478
Youre dead
Here comes the slime

>>11421478
Never thought I'd die side by side with a kneepad girl

>>11421550
idk why i laughed so hard at this

>>11421524
Such negativity! I've put out a few of my picks in smg, whether or not you believe in the movement is your prerogative. People can choose to be as negative towards xaviers if they want, but I've seen positive results from them.

>>11421524
>acting high and mighty even though the vast majority of your most notable picks have been wrong

>>11421550
>>11421570
I never imagined this scene would be applicable to the stock market

>>11421584
>>11421572
woah watch out guys.. Xaviers shills in full force today

>>11421584
>>11421570
Just now noticed he's the discord faggot
Fuck him and his shitty discord

>>11421584
Aaoi calls, c calls , bac calls, tlt calls, ge puts, spy call.

>>11421595
Aren't you the guy who went long on SNAP?

>>11421595
Report him for advertising when you see him
They don't have multiple shills, it's one person

>>11421614
the other day i bought calls and made money on them because it gapped up the next day.. no longer in the trade.. is making money wrong?

Which shipping meme stocks are we all in for the November moon?

>>11421623
Thought you were running long calls. Riding mini movements has little to do with company fundamentals.

>tfw watching bears get absolutely destroyed

>>11421638
TSLA, TNK, GALT

Mostly TSLA

>>11421638
Oh shit that's coming up isn't it. Gotta get some TOPS.

>>11421606
>>11421572
>>11421524
Xaviers a shit
~100 users and the chat is dead.
and they want you to do shit for them to enter their sekrit club room
fagets

join discord gg / M9NM34q for a real trading and investing room
15k+ members active 24/7.

>>11421644
NOBODY SELL , POWER HOUR TO 281

>>11421640
>Riding mini movements has little to do with company fundamentals.
i don't give a shit about the companies fundamentals.. i think it's garbage as shit..

>>11421640
>Thought you were running long calls
they were nov 2 calls.. only bought 2.. was gunna hold till earnings but saw that it gapped up and decided to take my money.. it was like a 20% gain.. so i figured why wait when i'm sure i can make the same play again.. I'm looking at short term trading aspect and the long term fundamental aspect.. long term imo it's garbage.. short term we could see some spikes coming off of lows...

But hey.. thats just my opinion.. some in here will disagree just to disagree.. especially since it's me.

>>11421638
fuck we missed it, it came early this year.

Mass selloff incoming reeeee.

>>11421660
thanks.. joining right now

SOUR HOUR SELL OFF CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!

>not putting /SMG/ in the title

>>11421700
fucking newfag

Today was unexpected. Gap up I expected. Sell off the top, also expected. Consolidation in the red... while indices are green, I didn't expect that. No idea what the hell weed stocks are going to do. It looks like bulls are making another push during power hour here but I don't know what kind of strength that has behind it.

More volatility incoming. Spikes all over the place up and down probably.

>>11421693
2815 inc.

VXX CALLS HERE< GET THEM WHILE THEY"RE HOT!

>>11421700
it was an accident

>he didn't invest in Sears

Weed Is legal tomorrow. Are weed stocks going to pump or dump tomorrow? They are gonna move hard in one direction. I've never bought options before but I imagine WEED or ACB puts will be quite lucrative

>>11421687
hey whered that faggot go with the discord link.. i was gunna join...

welp there goes that.. send it to me on stocktwits i guess

>>11421745
weed is literally for niggers and lazy ass liberals, you're better off investing in something like oil or natural gas.

>>11421745
why would any investing entity wait until the day of legalization to get in? thats too late bro

Bears and Bulls fighting a death match right now at 279.5

>>11421752
>joins a discord
>has a ST
Holy fuck kys
I mean you have AIDS so you'll be dead soon enough, but damn lets speed things along

>>11421687
>>11421752
>So this... is the level of Xaviers trading experts
OH ON NO NO NO

>>11421752
You don't seem enthusiastic enough to join, highly critical instead of open minded.

>>11421745

Don't know. Nervous twitchy price movement going on all day today. Ordinarily I would say puts are probably the right call but there could be news releases tomorrow that will blow all of that straight out the window.

DUMP

Redpill me on TQQQ or leveraged index funds. Is there something I'm not understanding? They seem too good to get true

>>11421786
EXPERT COMMUNITY YES YES YES

>>11421793
High cost for small leverage

>>11421786
>>11421787
lmao

>>11421782
>>11421782
don't worry about me newfag.. worry about your $500 portfolio

>>11421786
This isn't Xavier though.

WE ARE GOING TO 283 TOMORROW

>>11421826

>>11421823
>mfw I literally have more that Big 5 guy with 1.2k
Pathetic!

>>11421826
whatever you say kevin

Bears losing the death match

>>11420012

DONT USE FLUORIDE TOOTHPASTE IT DISTURBS CALCIUM METABOLISM CAUSING YOUR PINEAL GLAND TO CALCIFY. A PART OF YOUR BRAIN LITERALLY STOPS WORKING AND ITS WORSE WITH BOOMERS THEIR BRAIN IS STONE.

SHLD IS EXPLODING

>>11421550
LABU YES

>>11421845
I saw your portfolio once.. it was small.. less than $500 small

>>11421706
>fucking newfag
t. PC poster cuck
>>11421722
>it was an accident
Its okay love

>>11421845
how you find big5guy to see his portfolio?

ETERNAL BULL

>>11421859
Die boomer retail DIE!

>>11421866
Added more every month you dingus
>>11421877
He's never posted it, thus we can assume he's actually very poor and this is a larp

>>11421864
FNGU LABU TQQQ FAS TNA
Its fucking based, best day ever

Rejoice bullfrens.

WE BREAKING 280 WEEEE

>>11421859
OH SHIT

>>11421859
what in the flying fuck?!?! seriously didn't want to touch it at .35 then saw it at .41 didn't want to touch it now this... fuck fuck fuck!!!!

>>11421898
UDOW above 5% up, mfw

i getting fucking rekt.

>>11421896
>Added more every month you dingus
you also lose more every week you dingus

>>11421782
Pyra and Mythra are NOT for lewding, anon

>>11421903
DIE BOBO

>>11421845
>comfy broke 1k
proud of you buddy

can't wait for that new thread dogs of
the dow poster

>>11421937
he got a small loan of $1000 from his father.

>SEARS SHLD UP 100% MOON MISSION IMMINENT
ALL YOUR STOCKS WILL MOON IF YOU SAY 'THANK YOU DADDY LAMPERT'

>>11421948
im not doing 3 in a row its comfys turn

>>11421937
Thanks friend! It's all going into SPYD until I hit 3k

>>11421991
>>11421991
>>11421991
>>11421991

BEARS ON MAX SUICIDE WATCH

>>11421993
>It's all going into SPYD until I hit 3k

>>11421859
>50 cent put options on sale
Guaranteed money or another short squeeze?

>gets ready to play nflx earnings
>play in this case means go all in
>goes out for a smoke cuz still time left
>comes back stock up 55 points
fml