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>Travel, food and music as interest
>Works as HR Drone at some big boring half-government company
>"Avocado is so healthy and good"
>Likes beta cucks now when it's time for a family, never gave them a word below 30
>Wears 200$ yoga pants when walking the pug

How can I capitalize on this?

>> No.11421277

Buy Lululemon.

>> No.11421279

>>11421227
Create the new Zumba

>> No.11421307

>>11421227
>t. incel

>> No.11421321

>create a trendier express restaurant that they would go to with organic/healthy and delicious options
>create a blog or site with curated recipes that would appeal to them, monetize the traffic and maybe sell products on the site or through affiliates
>create a dating website for betas to find their 31 y/o boomer matches
>make a better pair of yoga pants, something like organic hemp fiber yoga pants

>> No.11421336

>>11421321
I like #1 and #4 together, I could start an instagram friendly avocado cafe that upsells yoga pants if they buy for 50$ or so.

>> No.11421344

>>11421307
It is true tho. Women are forced to lower their standards when they want to marry and have a family never fully understanding why they could pull chads for one night stands but not get them to marry and take care of them. Then after a few years they file for divorce after a chad smiles at them again.

>> No.11421362

>>11421227
You're fucking retarded. Roasties are dirt poor, a pain in the fucking ass to deal with and are dumb as fuck. You don't capitalize on it financially and instead maintain your happiness.

>> No.11421368

>>11421227
you too old and boring
maybe some negroes will be interested in anal

>> No.11421381

>>11421344
>Then after a few years they file for divorce after a chad smiles at them again
This is nightmare fuel and funny at the same time

>> No.11421382

>>11421307
t. roastie

>> No.11421386

>>11421227
>Travel, food and music as interest
So OP, what really exciting interests do you have? Let me guess, posting on 4chan and watching Jap cartoons, right?

>> No.11421394

>>11421277
kek, this unironically

>> No.11421404

>>11421362
This. Also Avocados are healthy for you.

>> No.11421418
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>>11421344
delet right now

>> No.11421450

>>11421227
Maybe I'm overestimating women but I think both childless men and women will need some sort of purpose in their lives besides their pet and mindless hedonism.
Maybe some trendy replicable social enterprise which involves volunteering with kids (big brother/big sister), some sort of way which makes it so that they feel complete without having a family of their own.

>> No.11421460

>>11421227
try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

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>>11421227
>How can I capitalize on this?

depends. how much money / time are you willing to invest? for instance you could start some fad food stand that sells fresh grass juice. or you run some beauty parlour that raises false hopes of regaining their lost youth in these women. or - of course - given you're ok with children you can help these women force their dreams onto their children.

it all essentially comes down to selling them stupid crap for way too much money to make them feel special.

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tfw asked where i have traveled to recently which was a cheap all inclusive resort in turkey full of
loud northerners and russians and pretend im rich for 10 days

>> No.11421527

>>11421227
But avocado's great. Idiot.

>> No.11421594

>>11421227
Become a skilled yoga teacher, develop a personality cult, host regular guided meditation sessions to make them all more suggestible, sell them yoga products at significant markup, have regularly spaced overpriced 'workshops' that are just rehashed exercises that you found online, fuck the hot ones on the side. There you go, winning life plan laid out for you.

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>>11421450
This really hits me in the feels. I'd join the program whatever it is. I know I'm not having kids and want to help people. Maybe I should teach a class or have a hobby that gives back to the less fortunate. You have a good heart anon.

>> No.11421962

>>11421418
Its hard to talk to girls when you look like that