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there is if you move to a place full of hipster faggots who would rather pay significantly more for the same, if not worse, cup of coffee because they're 'coffee connoisseurs' or 'foodies' as the normies call themselves.

melbourne, australia is a very good example. people here prefer paying more for coffee here just because they think they're too cool to enjoy the benefits of reduced prices due to scale.

>>11410318
That's a good point. Just give em the atmosphere and play on their insecurities I like it.

>>11410446
That is every retail food business btw.

>>11410446
p much.

what's interesting about the hipster faggot market is that it's extremely lucrative right now while you can minimize overheads to a much greater degree than if you were a big chain.

for instance, the typical hipster faggot will find a run down cramped hole in the wall to be 'cozy' and 'having personality', whereas if you're a big name chain, you can't get away with shit like this. i think you see where i'm going with this..

>>11410271
>taking coffee and cream to the next level

>>11410461
And in time I'll have my chain of coffee glory holes in the wall all while catering to the soibois. Right I think I have it now. I'll credit you when i make it big Anon

>>11410558
i hope you do anon! the 'organic skimmed onions latte' market is where the money is..

>>11410573
*s o y

>>11410271
>tfw mom found my fleshlight a couple months ago
>never mentioned it

I know she fucking saw it because it had been moved from my closet to a drawer. Should I bring it up and try to explain or just pretend it never happened and never speak of it again?

>>11410318
t. guy who knows absolutely nothing about specialty coffee

>>11410602
explain everything about it to her (texture, feel, etc) and then give her a demonstration of you using it to show her what it's all about
should help ease the tension between you two

>>11410602
bring it up dude. ask her what her opinion is

>>11410634
lol yeah funny how 'specialty coffee' only tends to be successful in areas with high disposable income eh?

i don't give a fuck about specialty coffee, i just want to make money. if that means giving hipster faggots like you sub-par coffee at inflated prices by making you believe that the beans used are somehow miraculously better to any significant degree than any ordinary coffee beans, so be it.

>>11410703
>lol yeah funny how 'specialty coffee' only tends to be successful in areas with high disposable income eh?
a luxury good is only viable in rich areas? whoa where did you get your masters in business dude

>>11410748
outta your mom's ass when i took her anal virginity

>>11410602
>mom found my sasha grey mouth pussy