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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Fri Oct 12 15:51:59 2018 No.11381135 [Reply] [Original]

0-D games edition edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 15:54:41 2018 No.11381172 File: 273 KB, 1067x1600, chlomo4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Green day it is for murican and asian stacks, europe and emerging getting slaughtered as usual

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 15:57:27 2018 No.11381206 File: 5 KB, 306x165, rkg10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11381172 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 15:58:41 2018 No.11381216 File: 88 KB, 829x1200, 1536536040266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] looks like its going to be a green day today >>11381206 >>Disgusting

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Fri Oct 12 16:02:04 2018 No.11381255 File: 320 KB, 1280x720, ConcreteSafeDoctorfish-size_restricted.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11381135 operation.... budrose.... initiated....

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:04:02 2018 No.11381269 >>11381216 I'd love to fug a hog like this

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Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:05:05 2018 No.11381277
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>>11381255
I knew you couldnt resist the sirens call

>>11381269
we all do bro, she looks perfect for a sweaty night between she sheets that you'd never forget...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:06:33 2018 No.11381293 File: 147 KB, 1280x720, 1532238622163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thread split? first for FAANG

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:06:45 2018 No.11381296 Bears BTFO

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:07:41 2018 No.11381306 fuck green and fuck white people

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:08:29 2018 No.11381317 File: 149 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20181012-160201.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11381296 Not exactly a good week for us bulls though

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:09:21 2018 No.11381325 File: 34 KB, 246x246, mike-tyson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11381296 We coming back on Monday... I guarantee it...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:10:01 2018 No.11381338 >>11381135 What the fuck happened today? and more importantly what the fuck do I do monday?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:11:55 2018 No.11381349 >>11381338 Short... today was the rally... monday comes the slaughter

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:15:49 2018 No.11381384 File: 490 KB, 370x287, 1537912983669.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE BACK BABBBBBAAAY HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP BEARS ON MUFFUGGIN SUICIDE WATCH HOPE YOU BOUHHT THE DIP BITCHES

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:24:39 2018 No.11381461 File: 85 KB, 750x1334, 1522319312287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11381338 bulls fought back >>11381349 we will see, big bois didnt sell all week, and even more suspiciously didnt today

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Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:28:01 2018 No.11381496

>>11381461
Could you imagine getting married, wife gets pregnant, shits out a kid, never loses the baby weight, continues to get fatter, pushes her bad habits on your child, child is fat and lazy, you work 12 hour days, and come home to this? This is why I will never marry.

>>	Earnings Badger Fri Oct 12 16:29:32 2018 No.11381505 >>11381496 Litterly why Murder exists dude, if theres a will theres a way

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:30:23 2018 No.11381513 File: 131 KB, 675x499, imaginary women.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11381496 thats why you need to find a women worth marrying before you do it like one that doesnt start shrieking when you say "prenup"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:34:14 2018 No.11381536 >>11381513 >thats why you need to find a women worth marrying before you do it Becoming more and more unlikely these days

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:38:53 2018 No.11381573 what's the best way to keep up with financial news over the weekend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:39:23 2018 No.11381577 File: 131 KB, 500x600, wojak_aaaaa_hat_drus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's your greatest JUSTer, /smg/? DRUS was mine. $1000 down to $250.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 16:57:53 2018 No.11381712 File: 3.85 MB, 360x208, 1536806196285.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11381577 CERU'd half of my portfolio once, was a bad time got GEVO'd before too

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 17:03:03 2018 No.11381748 File: 322 KB, 800x600, jusus's tetris win.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 17:05:59 2018 No.11381781 File: 259 KB, 1000x861, 1530635978670.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11381712 >CERU >GEVO Now THOSE were memes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 17:07:27 2018 No.11381791 >>11381325 >meanwhile he shorts like crazy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 17:09:02 2018 No.11381807 File: 1.35 MB, 800x450, wrong butt.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.strawpoll.me/16386731 >>11381781 thankfully i finally gained some money with MGT

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 17:18:57 2018 No.11381897 File: 2.98 MB, 400x225, 1539375249898.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] well biz, how much you got? https://www.strawpoll.me/16386731

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 17:21:05 2018 No.11381913 >>11381513 only 12 year old girls are worth marrying otherwise im never gonna marry in this climate

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 17:35:25 2018 No.11382026 >>11381897 I voted... I matter...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 18:06:44 2018 No.11382261 File: 961 KB, 1920x1080, it doesnt matter, none of this does.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11382026

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 18:20:23 2018 No.11382384 >>11382026 No you don't

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Fri Oct 12 19:44:59 2018 No.11383040 I fucking hate the weekends

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 19:51:18 2018 No.11383087 File: 85 KB, 407x405, 1283286674962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11383040 trade crypto for weekend shits and giggles on robinhood or spend the weekends researching more picks for monday

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Fri Oct 12 20:16:23 2018 No.11383252 >>11383087 maybe i should look into some IPOs this one has an interesting name https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/bjs/ipo

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 20:27:11 2018 No.11383331 >>11381461 I'd kill that bitch. Looks like a spic that gained 150 post-courtship

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 21:21:18 2018 No.11383701 File: 56 KB, 450x656, 1457569127266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11383331 >internet toughguy >>11383252 looks nice, also there is another thread, since no one wants to 2 bread this weekend

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 12 23:04:59 2018 No.11384474 >>11383701 I'll toughguy my dick up your ass, faggot.