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11369425 No.11369425 [Reply] [Original]

Why do Boomers get angry when you don't use these to close a bag of bread?

>> No.11369467

>>11369425
haha truth

>> No.11369509
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>> No.11369522

twist and tuck, every time

>> No.11369536

>>11369509
tying a knot is good if you know how to tie the right kind of knot where when you pull it comes loose rather than get tighter

>> No.11369541

>>11369425
Twist and tuck, anything else is a pointless waste of time that doesn't get the job done any better

>> No.11369553

>>11369425
twist the bag and then use the twist tie to tie it up. let go of bag and it whirls right into place just like how you bought it.

>> No.11369556

>>11369509
chaotic neutral is the only sensible method

>> No.11369616

>>11369509
/biz/ is a twist and tuck board, but what the fuck is the 'bottle hack'

>> No.11369644

can someone redpill me on " the bottle hack"

>> No.11369678
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>>11369509
Neutral evil here. I don't waste time with dumb trivial bullshit like tying a knot on the bread bag or cutting my grass every day, like boomers do. Boomers always say life is short, but it's becuse they waste a lot of their time doing useless crap.

>> No.11369714

>>11369678
neutral evil here too. 130+ iq

>> No.11369721
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Bottle Hack for the uninformed.

>> No.11369735

>>11369721

dude. mind fucking blown senpai. holy shit

>> No.11369773
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I usually use a bag clip, but some fucker keeps stealing my clips!

>> No.11369878

>eating bread
willfully being ignorant and uneducated, in the 21th century, holy shit anon

>> No.11369893

>>11369721
doesn't work for bread nigger.