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Anonymous Thu Oct 11 10:57:59 2018 No.11366205 [DELETED]

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System Of A Down - Tentative is now the official /biz/ stock market theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctmctUpUwXo

Where you going
To the bottom
Do you hear us
We are rotting

We're going down in a spiral to the ground

No one, no one's gonna save us now
Ceremonies have killed religions for they provide
The masked comforts to delusionals, they're all in fright
The true believer's head was bathed in sunlight
While you are walking all detached, so tell us

Where you going
To the bottom
Do you hear us
We are rotting

We're going down in a spiral to the ground
No one, no one's gonna save us now
Not even God, no one saved us
No one's gonna save us

Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall?

Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall?

Where do you expect them to go when the bombs fall?

Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall?

Superstition taking all of us for a ride
Mimes overtaken by the signs of the Right
The bombs are falling overhead with no sight
While you are talking all detached, detached, detached, detached, detached, detach.

Going down, in a spiral to the ground
No-one, no-one's gonna save us now (not even God)
No one saved us, no one saved us
No one saved us, no one's gonna save us now

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:27:49 2018 No.11366487 File: 119 KB, 1000x581, 1514157086297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for the bogs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:28:37 2018 No.11366490 File: 838 KB, 800x1178, 1514834211140.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hold puts.

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Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:28:52 2018 No.11366495

You forgot the pasta you fucking retard

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Thu Oct 11 11:29:15 2018 No.11366500 File: 2.89 MB, 600x338, 3A6FC2BC-A8EB-4592-9AD2-484E41399214.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for anime

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:30:24 2018 No.11366517 finally PURA is moving

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:30:29 2018 No.11366520 Other thread is still up

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu Oct 11 11:30:45 2018 No.11366523 this thread, like this crash, is fake and gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:30:47 2018 No.11366524 File: 65 KB, 747x480, v13WU78qe57LgS40jHUSfpgEZOkY__pCJD6zLZhZ7JM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11366500 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:30:56 2018 No.11366526 File: 86 KB, 569x398, GREEN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we go green

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:31:21 2018 No.11366529 File: 138 KB, 1872x848, bitcoin bitfinex comes to save their mealticket. again.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fifth for bitfinex, and their non-existing banking ability.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:32:27 2018 No.11366546 >>11366487 >>11366490 >>11366495 >>11366500 >>11366517 >>11366520 >>11366523 >>11366524 >>11366526 >>11366529 This isn't even a /smg/ thread i fooled you all to respond to my shit thread AHAHAHAHAHAHa

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:34:07 2018 No.11366556 File: 1.96 MB, 1280x720, eth punctured and bleeding out in seconds.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11366526

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Thu Oct 11 11:35:22 2018 No.11366566 File: 406 KB, 1081x1606, 00624BCE-77C2-4A60-B166-EC2046DA69D8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11366546 All I did was anime post so jokes on you idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:36:32 2018 No.11366573 >>11366566 thats pretty based desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:39:01 2018 No.11366586 >>11366566 bad art style

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:44:14 2018 No.11366631 reminder to stop trying to get in at the absolute bottom

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 11:45:10 2018 No.11366644 >>11366631 why don't you try and be my absolute bottom anon (:

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 11 12:27:11 2018 No.11367109 File: 1.91 MB, 1685x2500, 1535821254688.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Morning /smg/, what's the damage?