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Fuck chainlink edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

>I'm new to cryptocurrency, what crypto should I buy?
Bitcoin.

>I own Link.
Off yourself, retard

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previous thread: >>11355757

>> No.11358601

>>11358583
Fuck chainlink? Fuck you salty fucking boomer.

>> No.11358608

>>11358583
i fucking FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING HATE THIS FACE

MAKE IT STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11358616

>>11358601
Fuck off kiddo

>> No.11358625
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NIKKEI DOWN 3% AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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11358641

asx getting JUST'd

>> No.11358941

Fuck link it sucks

>> No.11359045

>>11358583
>smg
>fuck Chainlink
Pick one and only one

>> No.11359391

>>11359045
Fuck you, retard

>> No.11359451

Get your sackcloth and ashes ready lads. It's going to be The Road this time next year.

>> No.11359990

Fuck you

>> No.11360227

Bill

>> No.11360236

>>11358616
Get bent gramps

>> No.11360278

link is shit.

>> No.11360409

I PUT MY HAND UP ON YO HIP
I DIP
YOU DIP
WE DIP

>> No.11360419

>>11360409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72yjTgikVjI

>> No.11360446

>>11358583
fuck off boomers with your shitty threads. all of you will make NO money the next 12 months. prepare your anus and screen cap this

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>>11360446
>the next 12 months
Nibba, its not about the next 12 months. Its about the next 20 years

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11360481

>>11360446
>fuck off boomers with your shitty threads. all of you will make NO money the next 12 months. prepare your anus and screen cap this

>> No.11360495

>>11360476
You'll be dead in the next 20 years though grandpa.

>> No.11360504

>>11358583
>>11358601
>>11358608
>>11358616
>>11358625
>>11358641
>>11358941
>>11359045
>>11359391
>>11359451
>>11359990
>>11360227
>>11360236
>>11360278
>>11360409
>>11360419
>>11360446
>>11360476
>>11360481
>>11360495
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>> No.11360522

>>11360495
I'm 37, I'm not "old"

>> No.11360550
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>>11360495
28 years old and $16,500 in the /smg/ game, yo

>> No.11360571

>>11360522
You have an 8% chance of drying in the next 20 years and a 19% change of dying in 30.

>https://www.finder.com/life-insurance/odds-of-dying

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11360572

haha woah

>> No.11360625

>>11360571
>not getting the reference

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11360755

>he bought AMZN at 2k

>> No.11360807

>>11360522
I can't go around calling you old man now, can I?

>> No.11360928

Faggot

>> No.11360947

>>11360572
what is this website name?

>> No.11360965

>>11360947
seconded

>> No.11361048

Old TV fun time
https://youtu.be/FYbDcv7XOks
>>11360947
It is finviz stop asking this in every thread
https://www.finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

>> No.11361090

>>11361048
>p
What's that website name

>> No.11361498

We still have another 45 percent to fall. Then we buy the dip lads.

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11361586

tfw bought 1500 FDX at 250

these bags are too much

>> No.11362077

>>11361586
Get released