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11343439 No.11343439 [Reply] [Original]

I have a shady but loyal childhood friend who is now a criminal. He just got out of jail two months ago and has accumulated what I assume to be $50-60k already.

He wants me to put $5k into stocks/crypto for him. How do I approach this? Obviously I get a return if a profit is made. I'm sure he'll slowly build his portfolio over time also

>> No.11343450

>>11343439
ALL IN LINK

>> No.11343452

"Why not do it yourself?"

>> No.11343459

>>11343450
you sound like a retard

>> No.11343468

>>11343439
Bitcoin ATM or meetup for cash. Be careful you don't get hit with money laundering charges. Use sketchy exchange with no KYC to switch to eth and use idex to pick up any tokens you want.

>> No.11343524

>>11343468
Dont just go full criminal and buy monero.

>> No.11343551
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11343551

>>11343459
Says the retard.

>> No.11343599

>>11343439
your fren is smart. 5k is only 8% of his total networth, that 8% will yield 80-150% of his current networth. risking 8% to make 150% smart.

>> No.11343619

>>11343551
do you even understand wtf link does? how is it any different than this?
https://dev.oraclize.it/

>> No.11344456

You do it, but make a big deal about how time consuming it is and how much knowledge is required to stay on top of it.
You make it sound sketchy but promising
Four options
>Buy it, put it in a mkr/dai leverage loan, make up the rest yourself and have a free gamble
>Buy it and give him the wrong credentials
>Buy it and demand a management fee, he has enough money
>Buy it and be good guy friend by doing nothing

>> No.11344706

He will kill you and sink you in a sea because you picked the wrong stocks.

>> No.11344778

>>11343619
lmao chainlink isn't just a smart contract
kys

>> No.11344807

>>11343439
this is an anonymous message board...you don't have to do the "someone who isn't me" act here bro.

>> No.11344831

Bump I would also like to know how to do this with a large sum of money the ZOG doesn’t know about