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Best.Speech.Ever

spergy

honestly bros he looks depressed as fuck
what are we doing to this man?

huh i always imagined him having a deeper voice

>>11329749
I was surprised when I heard him the first time, because I wasn't expecting an American accent.

>>11329729

In awe

>same shirt
He's fully aware of the memetic power in that cheque short

>>11329729

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else.

And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got Chainlink?

why does he always wear that shirt?

>>11329749
>>11329763
It's like hearing Hitler speaking for the first time on video
chilling

>>11329745
Imagine trying to run a start-up company, working 24/7.. and then having elementary school level online bullying campaign fucking up everything you try to do. New partners, media appearances, tweets, articles.. everything infested with nazi/fat/etc. pics of you. Can't be easy..

>>11329773
Hitler actually had a really deep, masculine voice when speaking normally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClR9tcpKZec

>>11329745
Im really concerned, he hasnt changed clothes in months. People were audibly gagging from the smell during the talk

>>11329772
To prove he has never ever spilt even 1 drop of special sauce

>>11329745
I've spent months sending him memes and other weird shit on Twitter, Reddit, and to his email. Motherfucker never replies but I know he sees it kek

>>11329729
SERGEY-SAMA

>>11329810
Where did the big mac meme even come from? I've been here for a year and I still have no idea how it started.

>>11329824
The meth heads at the nail salon used to always walk in empty handed. But they were always clutching their goods in a McDonald's takeaway bag on the way out.

>>11329824
OMG partnered with mcdonalds. Sergey got pissed because he wanted to be the official crypto partner of mcdonalds. He had leaked info of their meet and greet at the mcdonalds restuarant and showed up for the event. During the event he started a fight with the entire OMG team and beat them all to tears. Sergey walked off with each of their big macs sat down at a table and ate each one while telling the OMG team to sit on the floor until he was finished with their food.

>>11329799
I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a month ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

>>11329782
FAT
A
T

Allways cracks me

>>11329824
I was something really simple- he walked on stage some one of the conferences (I think it was Sibos or something??) and an anon basically said that Sergey is getting bigger, and another made a joke about too many bigmacs and it just stuck

Why I am the chosen one

>666

1:49:34 is... is that a fucking toilet flush?

>>11329772
If I pull that shirt off will he die?

>>11329824
Some Anon ran into Sergay in his local McDonald. The rest is history.

>>11330355
It is indeed

>>11329772
Because he can't waste brain power on deciding what to wear.

>>11330652
That actually makes sense. Geniuses often overlook everyday shit as its trivial. We have a limited amount of (conscious) decision making power every day. Why waste it on clothes and what to eat.you do what's convenient and gets you ready for the day quicker

>>11329824
Last night, I had a dream that I was on the way home from work and I went through the McDonald's drive-thru. As I pulled up to the window the man handing me my Big Mac, french fries, and ice cold Coca-Cola was none other than Sergey Nazarov. I said I recognized him and asked why he was working at a McDonald's. He said he didn't work there (even though he was dressed in the full uniform) but was just there to do a tech demonstration of chainlink oracles. "Your order is actually the first", he said, smiling and handing me the bag. "Now let me just link that in." I gave him a high five and started driving away when I realized that I didn't get my big mac, I got 2 snack wraps with big mac filling (not even on the menu). I was pissed, and went back but the line for the drive thru was now about 50 cars deep. I parked to go inside, furious at this seemingly impossible turn of events (the drive thru was desolate when I had first ordered). As I approached the front door I saw Sergey's silhouette standing behind the glass in a dimly lit interior. He switched the open sign to "closed". I increased my pace and yelled to him while pointing at my bag. He made eye contact with me and then slowly turned around and disappeared into the dark recesses of the McDonald's kitchen.

>>11329824
ETH devcon 2017, watch his speech

>>11329824
Started with these pictures, I was there. The rest is history.

>>11330355
>>11330167
THE MEMES ARE REAL. FLUSH IT!

>>11329769
>>11329772
>>11330384
>>11330652
>>11330700
The shirt is a warrant canary. If you see Sergey wearing a different shirt before mainnet it means that the SEC filed charges.

>>11330384
It would be very starchy

>>11332501
This

>>11329782

The love fuels the hate

>>11332501
HAHA
love this

>>11329729
cooool

>>11330384
It would be extremely painful...

...

4u

>>11329782