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11315923 No.11315923 [Reply] [Original]

>sex with a condom feels like nothing compared to fapping
>sex without a condom might get me cucked for life with kids or STD’s
>a vasectomy will prevent me from having kids when I’m actually ready

Getting laid is literally a pajeet scam

>> No.11315929

>>11315923
kids are a scam
get the vasectomy

>> No.11315932

>>11315923
Get married you degenerate

>> No.11315938
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11315938

>get onahole
>feels better than real pussy
>no way of getting STD thru it
>no need for real cunt anymore

>> No.11315941

>>11315923
Vasectomies are reversible.

>> No.11315943

Pay for an IUD, unlimited worryfree creampies.

Of course that doesn't help with STDs like when you have a new partner every night, you degenerate.

>> No.11315946

>>11315923

getting your tubes tied is reversable, problem solved.

>> No.11315948

>>11315923
Its not supposed to feel like anything, it's about pleasing a woman.

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>>11315923

Pls buy tinder plus sirs

>> No.11315999

That's what birth control and anal is for

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>>11315923
Fuck off back to your traps and pissjugs on rk9, frogposter!

>> No.11316013

>>11315923
holy shit are you me op? this is unironically all i think about all day

>t. every one in my age bracket has a lifelong STI or children

>> No.11316149

>>11316006
r9k is not pro trap, it's being raided
the pissjugs though...

>> No.11316234

>>11315923
You can't realistically get hiv from vaginal sex. The only real danger is hpv.
I have been thinking about getting a hpv vaccine, not sure if it's possible to get them, I think there's a stupid age limit of 27 or something
>>11315938
I read somewhere they don't work for white penises, they are way too tight.
Even on the photo the diameter is what, like that guy's finger? Sure it stretches a bit but how much?

>> No.11316268

>>11316234>>11316234
>I think there's a stupid age limit of 27 or something
FDA literally just raised the approved age to 45

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11316327

>>11315948
jesus what a boomer post

>> No.11316340

>>11315938
are you supposed to stuck it between the pillows or something. otherwise it would be the same as masturbation

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>>11316327

Yeeeeuuuuupp
*cracks can of monster energy zero ultra*
Just go up to a lady, look her straight in the eye....
Shake her hand and introduce yourself...
Take her out to dinner....
Make sure you wear a condom afterwards,
Safe sex is good sex
And when you go down on her
Do the alphabet with your tongue
....the ladies love that little trick of mine
*sip*

>> No.11316441

IUDs are the way to go, if you are in a long term relationship and have zero interest in hellspawn.

On another note, why do americans fear STDs all the time?
I am europoor, had sex without a condom with multiple women, on pills, and never caught anything. Am I just lucky?
Are americans just brainwashed to fear sex, or are they just bug ridden mutts?

>> No.11316481

>>11316441
STIs are at an all time high in the US. Most people I know who have casual sex catch them

>> No.11316499

>getting a vasectomy
you might as well get neutered kek

>> No.11316501

>>11316481

Mass immigration from turd world countries + hookup culture = STI pandemic

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>>11316327
there is nothing wrong with FO2

>> No.11316593

>>11315938
Imagine actually owning one of these and having to clean your own cum out of it. Imagine how disgusting the plastic material of this thing is after you've fucked it for a few months

>> No.11316677

>>11315938
I've been on the chan for 7 years, and getting an onahole is by far the best advice I've ever gotten from here. Seriously anons.