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>>11314463
Successful people have better coffins

>>11314469
people arent buried with coffins where im from

not true. unsuccessful people cant afford coffins, that shits expensive.

look at hal finney. he was so successful hes fucking frozen and is gunna be recreated in the future.

>>11314472
Yeah, don't you guys float your dead off into the River Ganges in India?

>lmao dude everything is meaningless

>>11314482
last time i checked india wasnt an islamic country

>>11314482
topkek too dank for me

Do i need a coffin seems dumb i want to be burried in weed and smoked doobs

I'm going to be buried on Mars. I don't think you even need coffins there.

>>11314463
Your ID looks like anal balls being putted into ass

if ever I were to be cremated, I'd rather want to be burned on a great pyre, set ablaze by one of my children, than having my dead body thrown into a cramped chamber and have the ashes scraped out as if I was nothing

>>11314522

This is my dream too.

But most likely they will compost the bodies for topsoil and feeding newer generations of colonists.

Lucky mofos

>>11314463

me personally, i'm gunning for a family crypt with a mausoleum, catacombs, stone sarcophagi, and spooky statues.

Before that i'll have to buy the land and build the manor, of course.

>>11314522
this, or cremated and fired off to float into the endless void like the voyager probes

>>11314503
Hello pajeet

>>11314472
You are unsuccesful then

>>11314463
man life's end-game sucks

>>11314752
yo is that bottom guy dead?

>>11314786
nahh he's just cooling off

>>11314786
just pregnant

>>11314768

the end-game might, but you never actually know how good you have life until it gets worse

>see your image, break down for a minute
>my gf exited this world in a fucking carcrash
>a little more than a month ago

smile every day motherfuckers, you never know if you're actually living the best days of your lives...

>>11314786
he's just resting

>>11314463
>Unsuccessful people
At best work in a cubicle from 9 to 5

>Successful people
Outsource all their work to others and play WoW all day

>>11314816
Welcome to life. Sorry bro.

>>11314816
your attitude is admiring, keep going fren

>>11314463
u wot

>>11314881
they're still in a tomb though

>>11314463
Wonder who could be behind this post...

TCI on the TSX thank me later

>>11314888
arent they in the british museum?

>>11314822
beautiful plumage, eh?

>>11314877
>>11314857

>>11314463
This is cope. Everyone wants a good life but it's difficult to attain so people lie to themselves saying nothing matters.

>>11314881
the pyramids weren't tombs, that's made up bullshit and there is zero evidence. makes much more sense that pyramids were observatories/ceremony halls/just monuments

>>11314945
lil peep, xxxtentacion and avicii are sure enjoying their good life nowadays huh

>>11314786
This is unironically a common sight along Ganges

>>11314970
Tfw you learn that the pyramids were part of a monumental computer. Zoom out and you see that these structures acted like a CPU, transistors and other PC components.

>>11315105
and stonehenge was the charger port

You may be a king or a street sweeper but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.

>>11314945
I'm poor but this. Memes like that are the defintion of cope.

The ultimate loser cope

>>11314474
>future.
>"future"

>>11314503
India is home to 10% of the world's Muslim population.

>>11314463
Lol is this their best coping mechanism. "Muh life is meaningless anyways". Successful people get to live a long life full of unique experiences that only money can buy. Poorfags on the other hand get to slave all their life and die an early death

What I don't get is why poor people don't just go out and buy some money.

>>11314501
>exactly dude im just enjoying life and smoking g00d weed xd why the effort when im gonna die anyways LMA0 xdxd

>>11315197
its literally the other way. everything else than nihilism is cope. nothing you do matters, period. you will be dead and disappear forever. thinking anything else matters is cope.

>>11314474
With funeral costs rising so much nowadays, they can't afford burials either.

>>11315431
your low iq brain cannot comprehend that in the end it doesnt matter how you lived your life.

you think those that wern't bitcoin early adopters will get to extend their lives like btc early adopters will?

yeah you should kill yourself no because your only opportunity has come and gone years ago.

>>11316144
It doesn't matter if things matter, though. If you're successful and rich you'll have more time for wallowing in extravagant hedonism and less slaving away so your family can afford your funeral. Yadda yadda Sisyphos happy.

How about a comic comparing successful people and unsuccessful people's children or grandchildren?

>>11316151
Unironically redpilled

>inb4 but muh Dan Bilzerian lifestyle

In the end it doesn't matter we're all ending up there

>>11316151
>>11316401
so why dont you cucks kill your selves now then, given how it doesn't matter?

this is the ultimate level of cope.

>>11314816
Sorry anon. Thanks for reminding me though

>>11316413
/thread

Best thing about living next to a graveyard is that I am constantly reminded of my mortality. FUCK spending my few days on this earth trapped in my cube. Have a business and a crypto based side hustle in the works plus a bunch of crypto so I'll be going abroad to enter a 3 year siesta from paid employment to see if I can make it sustainable.

I really can't comprehend how people slave away their whole lives without thinking twice

>>11314463
what did he mean by this