/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11310258
watch for me throwing cheeseburgers at this faggot

EEeeeeeee im so excited!

>>11310258
DUbstep. IMMA WAIT UNTIL CL GOES LIVE

Oh shit theyre playing some dope music. Big things coming

>>11310274
Thats not dubstep! Thats a trap beat!

Sergey is only at 11:40 PM, Pacific Time. Still a long time to go.

>>11310258
I'M A BIT FAT
I LIKE A BIG MAC
I LIKE A QUICK NAP
AFTER MY QUICK SNACK

I'M A NEET FUCK
I LIKE A QUICK BUCK
I lIKE MY LINK PUMPED, I'LL BUY Me A SICK TRUCK

>>11310258
link is shit

first skelly then belly

>>11310410
Link is THE shit

>>11310258
fuck yes thank you anon

IM A STINKY LINK
I LIKE MY LINK STINK
I SHIT IN THE SINK
TO MAKE MY SINK STINK

G...GG...GUY-S...S

>>11310462
they prioritize these conferences based on how invigorating the project is. link is near end so it can put people to sleep

Who else here watching money skelly? I hope we get to hear some good speakers until sergey's exhibit. I've got a glass of whiskey too. $1,000 EOY

I'm in the lobby. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. He's wearing it again. I repeat. He's wearing it again. New balance shoes and jeans.

>>11310526
pic?

>>11310526
pic pls.

>>11310526
Pics now. That's an order, marine.

>>11310526
Unironically bullish

>>11310526
Probably the most bullish news today
His full spectrum is showing

>>11310536
>>11310535
>>11310533
>>11310532
im here to throw cheseburgers at him

Does he look Buff?

>>11310590
he looks like hes suffering depression. that dead look in his eyes. probably because he knows UPS isnt going to pay someone because their package is late, but he has to force that narrative down your throat.

>>11310258
Soon

>>11310258

thanks fren

>>11310571
Throw this at him

>>11310258
Are you guys watching this shit? Money Skelly is fucking hard to watch. What an autist.

>>11310729
thats the difference between an autist who is good at programming and a scamartist who eats bigmacs

he just mentioned middleware
wtf

>>11310750
He wouldn't say oracles kek

>>11310737
He just said reputation systems is the most important thing that they could hack on this weekend, and then mumbled something about decentralized middle ware.

>>11310750
Ethereum middleware for composing an ethereum provider using json-rpc-engine. Intended to replace provider-engine.
>https://github.com/MetaMask/eth-json-rpc-middleware

you thought link was special?

what the fuck even happens at a hackthon anyway?

>>11310785
Everyone goes on incognito mode and looks at Russian pornography with vitalik

>>11310762
You are literally retarded.

>>11310785
it's like those food competition shows but with programming dapps. teams try to come up with the best dapp. could bring us a moon if someone makes something good.

>>11310785
hackathons are events where a bunch of people get together to just code up quick projects, often in teams to see who produces the best solution, sometimes with a prize to be won

>>11310759
Seemed pretty bulish anon.

>>11310804
sure thing friend

All of the sponsors are speaking for 2 minutes, hopefully we'll see a plaid flannel shortly

>>11310809
>it's like those food competition shows
you think that's why sergey signed up?

Hold my diiiiick

>>11310762
I-it's ogre

Chainlink was first listed in the prizes, but they didn't get to talk? Wtf

Get in the chat you fucks

>>11310920
cx in the chat?

>>11310903

Also tied for the highest paying rewards.

Don't worry. Sergey isn't.

Why is that women not in the kitchen fixing big macs

I wanna punch these soihosts

>>11310762
Isn't this competition for link?

"unlimited food"

>>11310926
They're in San Francisco, give em a break

>>11310938
They are like the most unprofessional hosts I've ever seen
>we will have 48 ho- or was it 36 we don't remember hahaha

ethsanfrancisco.com/chat might be useful for anons.

>>11310948
Good work Jabber

Sell you dolts.

wtf it's gone what do we do?

When in Sergey speakin?

ARE THEY GOING TO LIVESTREAM AGAIN FOR SERGEY? PLEASE TELL ME THEY WILL LIVESTREAM SERGEY

SOMEONE PERISCOPE

how was sergay planning on doing the whole chainlink project in a 48hr hackathon anyway

I just wanna see Sergey talking while listening to some old school Christian songs.

REEEEEEEEE i just chugged a monster energy

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S OVER

>>11310973
Lol, don't you fucks mess this up.

>>11310993
topkek

>>11310977

Someone answer this man

>>11311012
Half this telegram is gonna be anons that aren't even there.

>>11311030
>>11311030
Ask in the telegram.

they didnt answer jimmy

Link to the telegram?

jimmy is cringe and yikespilled

its ok jimmy

>>11311054
ethsanfrancisco.com/chat

LINK TO LIVESTREAM PLEAZ?

>>11311057
sergey is in that chat rollng his eyes baka

robert lmao.

>>11310993
https://ethsanfrancisco.com/chat

>enjoy

robert is larping with them hard its awesome haahhahahaha

this telegram is great to watch. Just Sergey spergs and guys at the event trying to figure out where the fuck to go and what to do, kek

>>11311086 tfw they realize 4chan was watching their live stream where they shared their chat info intended for paid participants

>>11311080
That's me. What should I do? they think I'm a participant.

Who is that phaggot Robert telling anons to stfu we should beat the crap out of him

>>11311100
you blew your cover by going too specific desu

when is sergey going to do his talk? is there a livestream?

adventurer. kek.

>>11311100
Sorry Robert, doing God's work.

>>11311102
>>11311100
lurk moar faggot

>>11311111
what a waste of digits

>>11311106
You can't keep asking about live streams on the chat though, pretty solid give away you aren't there

kek

>>11311100
>>11311111

>unlimited food
>commiefornia

>>11311118
DO you think everybody gets a notification every time we post in chat? Like, literally sergey and vitaliks phones both go off when we shitpost?

I'm going to bed, don't fuck this up Marines, this has potential.

>>11311118
tf are you talking about mate

>CHESSBOARDS

KEKEKEKEKE. good one leo

So is it over?

>>11311134
no everything will be livestreamed. stfu

>>11311133
KEK that's me. Godspeed

>>11311100
Ask them if they're aware that there will almost certainly be multiple autistic neets literally masturbating to sergey's presentation?

>>11311139
so why is the livestream over?

>toilet memes
classic kek

>>11311164
Sergey ate them all

>>11311132
Telegram, retard.

>>11310829

I'm pretty sure they're just going to make a new chat, frens. If they haven't already.

jabber stop posting

man it was like at low 500's before. now 550. we are making a significant % of this chat.

>>11311164
team formation between 10 and 11
sergey speaks at 11:40 but they have concurrent events runnig no telling if he's on teh stream or not

>>11311202
fuck sake cali time is so fuckin niggerlicious

Even if the stream does go back up in the next hour, what are the chances it will be sergey's talk and not one of these others? they all happen at the same time. Our best bet is either someone using periscope there live or waiting for someone to post it on youtube later, both of which may never happen. makes me sad, i was excited to see him speak after all this time.

sergy is on that telegram.
God damn he must be feeling embarrassed right now

Nice dump, Robert.

STOP GOING FULL AUTISTIC FUCK THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS REEEE

how do we ban robert

>>11311210
its a trap because there is no use of chainlinks contracts. anything that you would want to pay someone based on (timesheets, insurance, whatever) is not available on a public api.

>>11311218
>>11311215
I'm done pce and good luck.

Let's calm the spam there bud.

gimme moar

this people inspired the stuttering potheads meme

HAHAHAHAH

>>11311229
can anyone screepcap the tg for me I think I'm banned

>>11311210
>Prize for best use of Chainlink smart contracts
>Chainlink wins it
Talk about a rigged fucking contest

>>11311251
We need to stop spamming that chat.

>>11311253
Yes please dump screens, this is fucking gold.

>>11311251
>>11311253
>>11311258

whats the link to the telegram chat?

>>11311251
>>11311258
>>11311268
Someone send them the Bunch of 4channers pasta

>>11311251
You faggots aren't funny. Seriously. If you expect to make money off LINK, you need to stop this childish shit.

>>11311251
they probably took it seriously too lmao

>>11311277
Of course they did. This is a real conference where people actually do things and you faggots are seriously making LINK look bad. What a surprise. This is what happens when you live in your mom's basement.

>>11311288
STEVE LOOKING BASED

LMAO THAT SOUND FROM ROBERT

>>11311288
WHERE'S THE BIG MAN

>>11311276
It may be childish, it may be ruining my investment, and I wish they'd stop. But I find it hilarious.

>>11311288
Who the fuck is that sperg penguin in the background.
Own up you piece of shit i know youre in here

>>11311288
WHERE IS SERGEY??

>>11311284
Who knew the biggest threat to LINK was linkfags themselves? Ah who am I kidding, we all knew

>>11311295
This is why /biz will stay poor. It's only funny if you are a NEET with no life.

>>11311295
these are a bunch of indie devs man. this is a nothing event.

>>11311302
kill yourself

>>11311299
how idiotic are these kids?

robert holy shit you sound like such a faggot im about to sell my entire stack. watching this telegram is the most effective fud ive ever encountered. wtf

>>11311292

>>11311305
You don't know that. Anyone can be watching, just as we are.

>>11311284
SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE FAT AERGEY IN THE CITY MEME

>>11311288
More please. But looking at them in person makes it feel less mythical. More unlikely that their project will be the one of the backbones of the new economy.

>>11311288
ask them how you can interface with a payroll api that isn't public. or how they intend to work with any EU company as they have to follow GDPR.

What happen to the stream why did that guy stop steaming

>>11310258
Chainlink is love. Chainlink is life.

>>11311288
Christ you can tell Steve is getting back problems from lugging around that massive cock

>>11311309
Sorry faggot. Some of us here have stacks bigger than 1k LINK. I know you are poor so this is likely hilarious to you.

kek

>>11311314
For you

>>11311330
this.

>>11311324
You think companies that will save millions of dollars care about some low key telegram. christ lol

ROBERT YOU SOUND LIKE A MASSIVE PHAGGOT

>>11311335
Answer this faggot. Does is it look better or worse for the project?

how do i short robert

>>11311318
I'm sure when the stream starts again you'll find it here fren:
https://ethsanfrancisco.com/live

SOMEONE POST A PASTA, ANY OF THEM

>>11311346
it doesn't matter. you can't control the internet moron. are you new to 4chan?

>>11311312
>yeah hi sergey this is jeff bezos. I know you're product will save me billions and ensure and absolute monopoly for me but some faggots are trolling the telegram so ithink I'll pursue other avenues at this tiem

kys faggot lulz was always our mission

we dunn boys

F

do u nerds actually find this interesting?
i stopped watching after 5 min lmao ZZZzzz

>>11311355
Chainlink is violating US law by running nodes. These are considered securities as payment from a common enterprise is paid out to nodes. As this is a project run by 2 US citizens, It should not be allowed to further perpetuate this scam.

>>11311288
LIVESTREAM NAO ANON PLS

>>11311359
HAHAHA LINK GOT KEKED

>>11311356
>That actual nobody faggot posting memes at in a hackathon telegram

I forgot how worthless and small some of you are through the amazing autism it took to vet LINK properly here.

>>11311346
>>11311381
whiny faggots go cry somewhere else

>>11311381
Haha cry harder loser. Chainlink is powerful enough to overcome all FUD. Either enjoy it or shoo

>>11311324
The fact that you are this paranoid and desperate about possibility of your investment going down in value seems to indicate that you have less money than I do.

Holy shit this is hilarious

>>11311288
God damn, I want official Chainlink swag so bad

>>11311381
nice projection. It's funny and immature, people are going to be people. You browse an anime board ffs. I hope you sell early.

>>11311381
/r/linktrader

go cry over there bitch niggaa

>>11311324
The telegram got shut down RIP. Partially my fault but it was fun. Goodnight

>>11311406
close it and reopen, worked for me

>>11311406

You need to kill yourself
I hope you get doxxed

>>11311406
still here. pretty sure youre banned

>>11311406
>The telegram got shut down
It's normal. Do >>11311417
Or maybe you got banned

>>11311419
>>11311421
Banned and I deserved it. Ah well I hope you guys have a good night. Pce

Damn I just posted the positive thought pasta and got banned. Is it still going?

Banned fuuuuck

>>11311369
someone ask this before you all get banned

>>11311355
Sergey hired me as a personal assistant for his trip to SXSW. Let me explain.

First off.. Sergey is rowdy as fuck. Jesus christ that guy is insane. We were at a club and I was rolling off beaks and beans her forced me to do earlier in the. At some point lost him. Eventually, I bumped into him on the dance floor. I turned around and saw he was trying to finger a girl and when she complained he said ‘Bitch I’m Sergey’ and walked off. He also went around at an afterparty walking up to people asking for coke, and when I tried to stop him he says ‘oh please, I’m Sergey, no one is going to arrest me!’. Sigh. He was a nightmare. Plowing into everyone. Wanted to fuck everything, damn near threw a fit when I told him to slow down on the drugs else he won’t be able to speak at his event…

yeah...he's a lot different in person than what you have seen during these speeches and I thought you guys would be interested to know that.

They are cleaning up the telegram, kek

Damn. A lot of marines just vanished into thin air.

No one is getting banned, they shut down the chat. The invite link is expired.

>>11311450
>No one is getting banned
Yes, they are. And their messages are getting deleted. The chat is still active, I'm there.

>>11311450
they are banning. im still in the chat

>>11311466
>>11311458
screenshot or larp.

Well that will do it for me. Had fun actually discussing the project with a few anons here as I hold over 150k. Fuck you FUDDING meme faggots. You will all not make it. No reason to be here anymore.

Inb4
>Bye felicia
>later faggot
>kys

Also still in

>>11311471

>>11311471
U faggots got banned for being too obvious

>>11311471

RIP Robert
All his posts got deleted

>>11311478
>>11311480
>>11311481
looks boring as fuck now.

>>11311490
Yes. And they aren't gonna livestream Sergey, so why even bother.

>>11310258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-8f6dPgWwA&feature=youtu.be

new stream going live....

>>11311474
Don't leave us bro

>>11310821
Sounds beta af desu

>>11311563
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-8f6dPgWwA&feature=youtu.be [Remove]
fucking fag disabled chat

Sergey speaking in 2 mins

Pm me for periscope link

>>11311617
pm'd

live stream links???

>>11311632
pm me for a link

ETHAN

>>11311617
Pmd

Wtf where is the streeeeeaaaaam

>>11311641
>pming on 4chan

Thanks anons, this thread made my day.

>>11311646
hi newfriend

>>11311388
Checked... even the Egyptians knew of the coming of LINK

HELLO, WHER CAN I WATCH SERGEY-SAMA PLEASE???? :DDDDDD

It's good?

STREAM?

>>11311692
LINK ANYONE

Stream to watch the Singularity?

>>11311716
I have 10k

Why are there still zero pictures of Sergey today? I want to know what he looks like

bro were climbing a satoshi a second but gimme that link to the livestream! dont we at least have someone in there?

>>11311642

>>11311751
not streaming, kys

If he's not wearing his shirt i'm market selling all my link

>>11311741
How is there not one bizaeraly in there?! Fucking slacking.

>>11311268
god you guys are cringey as fuck, but i love you nonetheless.

Sold all my link. Telegram chat more said no one recorded the talk, all but confirming nothing of import was said. I'll buy back again soon, see you guys at 4k sats.

>>11311355
>I sit alone in my four-cornered room staring at screens
>Oh that shit is on?
>Let me drop some shit like this here, real smooth
>At night I can't sleep, I toss and turn
>Red candlesticks in the dark, visions of money being burned
>Four walls just staring at a nigga
>I'm paranoid, sleeping with my finger on the sell button
>My mother's always stressin' I ain't living right
>But I ain't goin' out without a fight
>See, every time my eyes close
>I start sweating and blood starts coming out my nose
>It's somebody watching my stack’
>But I don't know who it is so I'm watching my back
>I can see him when I'm deep in the covers
>When I awake I don't see the motherfucker
>He has a beard like my own
>A lucky shirt with stains like my own
>Some might say take a chill, BIZ
>But fuck that shit, there's a nigga trying to kill me
>I'm popping in the clip when the wind blows
>Every twenty seconds got me peeping out my window
>Investigating BIZ for traps
>Checking my telephone for Braps
>I'm staring at the woman on the corner
>It's fucked up when Chainlink is playing tricks on

>>11311965
ya
>[SERGEY]
>I make big money
>I eat large fries
>Everybody know me
>It's like I'm a movie star
>But late at night something ain't right
>I feel I'm being tailed by some Anons headlights
>Is it that fool that I shilled to much
>Or is it that Anon last week that I banned
>Or is it the one I shilled for five thousand dollars
>Thought he had more but shit went sour
>Reached under my seat, grabbed a big M payed by the suckers
>Ain't no use to me lying
>I was scareder than a motherfucker
>Hooked a left into an reporter and bailed out quick
>If it's going down let's get this shit over with
>Here they come just like I figured
>I got my hand on the motherfucking trigger
>What I saw'll make your ass start giggling
>Three smelly, fat and crazy biz citizens
>I live by the sword
>I take Rory everywhere I go because I'm paranoid
>I keep looking over my shoulder and peeping around corners
>BIZ is playing tricks on me

>>11311965
>>11311977

>>11311646
>he doesn't have gold membership

>>11311406
if anyone has the goatse Link pic pls post

>>11311438
kekd

>>11311474
retard

>>11311225

This is FUD

>>11311912
Lmao idiot

>>11311644

Fucking this. Where is it?

>>11311388
checked
Chainlink is the oldest prophecy

>>11314120
I've unironically made money since I posted this, I'm not sure what you're referring to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt5hxJoKjDY
>chat deactivated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt5hxJoKjDY&feature=youtu.be&t=5794
*crickets*
30 viewers, no chat and then this. Just sad.

>>11311299
everybody knew this. LINK has the lowest average iq of any coinholding group on this board, serious.

bump

>>11316185
Well you look like Pajeet but you're somebody else only it ain't on the street. Well you talk like Pajeet; no, I hear someone else though. Now you're making me nervous.

how many of these failed presentations is it going to take for you guys to realize that the technical community isn't interested in chainlink's flawed oracle model?