/biz/ - Business & Finance

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

Shhh

Sergey announced something juicy during conference. Buy now.

>>11302947
it;s real

>>11302947
>>11302959

NOW'S THE TIME TO SELL ANONS, DONT BE STUPID - TAKE YOUR 30% GAINS

>>11302947
oh it's nothing, just forget about it anon. it's a scam anyway probably just sell any link you guys have. no need to hold on to it. just sell it anon. it went up, sell it. book a small win. you really should just sell it. think about selling it at least. just sell a little of it if you aren't comfortable selling it all. maybe sell just a few to see how it feels. cmon anon, sell some.

>>11302995
put your link on your ledger. put your ledger in your safe. go to work. stops you from doing something stupid like ever selling your link.

pnd, as always

>>11303017
this

don't get tempted by the anecdotal fags who make it sound like they time every top and bottom

it isn't worth risking your long position

>>11299999
>>11300000

You can’t fight back to back quints. This is the the true sign of the singularity, as the two sets of 5 repeating numbers represents Sergey’s love of 2 for $5 Big Macs. Biz literally market bought 100k upon seeing these digits.

Feels gud

>>11302947
And so it began

>>11302947
I can't remember the first time I sampled the sweet, putrid stink of my farts and realized they were a delicacy of infinite olfactory bliss. My earliest days of flatulent exploration were probably when I would fart and then bend over to wedge my head between my thighs. The eggy shit gas would be trapped between my computer chair and my face, making for a delicious pocket to whiff at hungrily.

Some years after that, I introduced the 'cupping' mechanism'. It's pretty straight forward - just slip a cupped hand against your pants and fart into it before quickly closing the hand and bringing it up to your nose. Drink thirstily.

My experiments with this technique took me to uncharted horizons. One trick is to cup your hand under your naked asscrack while you shower, letting the water fill and submerge your asshole before farting into it - I find the bubbling sound to be infinitely pleasing and that the resulting smell is always slightly different than if it would have been a completely dry fart. Of course, the cupped hand against the naked ass is my go-to now. Best while lying in bed and browsing 4chan - taking hits throughout before finally drifting off to sleep, the funk still dancing in the tunnels of my nose and mouth.

Godspeed, all....

>>11302997

>>11303040
you literally dont have to even time the top or bottom, you just have to pick a price and dont fomo in or out of your positions. its already down below 5.4, anyone who sold above here can buy it now or continue to wait. it'll go lower before it climbs again

>>11303040
>I believe the price of link will randomly pump 1000%+ one day
You’re delusional if you believe this and a turbobrainlet for not taking advantage of the pnd’s to increase your stack

>>11302947
this is what the beginning of a moon mission looks like

>>11303033
Sikdigz

>>11303101
>sex
based chad teach me your ways

It begins

>>11302947
Classic dump and pump formation

>>11303143
ah yes, the ol' pajeet street squat.

>>11303143
But the thing this time, that we have 5 conferences where sergey speaks.

So when was the exact time of the appereance of "the Serg" today?

>>11303155
11.30pm

>>11303099
That isn't what he's saying. He's saying that one day it isn't going to dump and you're going to keep waiting for a dip that will never come and end up buying back 25% of the stack you had to begin with. Not to mention that you're fucking yourself in the ass when it comes to taxes.

for the first time, I want to sell some links today

>>11303173
Wait!

>>11303170
also, what the fuck?
I thought you only pay taxes from the money you put in, at least in my country

>>11303165
Thanks fren - so 23:30 over the ocean

>>11303170
with all the pump and dumps we've had, he'd still be up x5 with the 25% of his stack compared to blindly holding.

>>11303193
Yes. In about 4.30 hours

>>11303207
Its 1130 pm PST so its another 14 hours...

SAT 7AM +/- UK TIME FRENS

>>11303165
>>11303178
thanks, sell after that then?

>>11303213
Yes. Sorry.

>>11302947

>>11302947
50c end of day. screencap this.

>>11303216
Comfy breakfast with daddy Sergey gonna be great

koreans pumping

Just look at the volume on the red candle days. People ain't selling this shit any more.
OH BY THE WAY GREAT WORK DISCORD YOU GUYS WERE REALLY EFFECTIVE AT TANKING THE PRICE, IT WAS WORTH READING THROUGH 5000 OF YOUR FUD POSTS BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY TANKED THE MARKET SO SPECTACULARLY YOU MUST ALL BE PROUD OF THE VAST AMOUNT OF ENERGY YOU WASTED

>>11303136
Nooooooooooooooooooo

She is dumping.
Get out now !!!!

time to swing trade this again

Happy Wagie pumpday.

Congrats on this. Seriously

>>11303079
Truth. I have a simple algorithm, when volume != declining AND price increase > x on 15 min candles, sell half and set a rebuy 3% lower. Only gets triggered by pumps that are almost certain to have a significant retrace. x is daily MA+9%. Haven't missed yet, easy 1.5% on each of my bags every so often, no day trading stress, very cautious approach means I'm only adding to my stack when I'm confident in my trade and not gambling. And if I miss the buy back, I'm still long on half my bag

>>11303699
Fucking hell, I give you faggots a decent, cautious trading strategy with dubs, and the result is absolutely no dubs checked and no "thanks anon, this is actually useful advice for a change." Fuck you all then, short the bottom you massive nigger lovers

>>11303699
chk
>>11303881
less (you)'s more profit for you
thanks for that algo frenfag

Swing traded 5000 LINKs. Now I have 5040 LINKs.
Feel very proud about my swing trading skill.

Where do you buy chainlink?

>>11303699
>>11303881
Where should i place my stoploss

>>11303881
>nobody paid attention to me in 19 minutes!!! Dx
It's a slow board, grow up.

>>11303881
>>11303699
godlike
i'd have checked that shit but i only just showed up

enjoy those capital gains tax on all the linkies youre trading, almost all my stack is a year in now, can take it out whenever link goes parabolic without the government taking 50%...again go fuck yourseld if you swing trade linka hope you fuck up but i already know you did have fun waiting a year

>>11304419
>he believed the tax fud
Oops

>>11304442
you must of bought your first crypto yesterday

>>11304419
>he's paying taxes

>>11303881
>short the bottom
Thanks anon, this is actually useful advice.

>>11303969
Nice you graduated from super poorfag to slightly less poorfag

>>11303881
>anonymous faggot earns 1.5% on gay scalp trades
Whoa stop the presses guys we got a big shot here

>>11302954
Jesus christ hes back

>>11303607

>>11302954
Jesus christ, this guys back

>>11302947
>5min chart

>>11304129
Coinbase

>>11304129
buy eth on coinbase, send it to binance, exchange for link

>>11304129
Cryptopia, it is no longer on any other exchange

>>11305637
>>11305601
>>11305117

Thanks for the info

>>11305601
binance will steal your money when sec takes them down. chainlink is illegal for people in the USA to buy.

>>11306340
Is it actually illegal and how would I buy it then if it isn't illegal?

>>11304129

click on any coin on this list, then click on the markets tab to find out where to buy it

https://coinmarketcap.com/all/views/all/

>>11306340
Don’t listen to this retard. Yes, don’t leave your coins on Binance, but Link is not classified as a security. This is stale fud

>>11304419
>15% difference in taxes makes up for the 40% missed gains

>>11304129
you have to fuck back