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Are enlightened women who have spiritual orgasms and teach people about it on youtube a good investment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDv3SXLbw4I

>> No.11250272
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>>11250255
no, keep away from drug junkies. (she is one, no matter what she says,

>> No.11250350

>>11250272
anon you just aren't connected to the spiritual world like she is

>> No.11250361

>>11250272
Quick rundown on this obvious attention whore? Does she escort? She’s literally advertising how she wants to get fucked.

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>>11250255
she reminds me of this guy I met when I was black out drunk who told me for hours about how he masturbates. why don't we judge femnoids like we judge men? because she does deserve to be slapped. big times ...

>> No.11250685

out of all the things she could do with her mastery over the spirit realm, she chooses to ... have an orgasm? She has her priorities in the same place the typical roastie has them.

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Have you all gotten in touch with your vaginal black hole today?

>> No.11250803

>>11250272
>>11250377
Post more funny jew quotes please

>> No.11250829

>>11250774
>Trust me, dude, that pussy's gonna open up like a quagmire, like a sandpit, and suck you in. And you're never gonna get out.

>> No.11250834

>>11250685
>mastery
Her yoga practice is shit. She's just a whore rolling around on a mat looking at a camera.

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>> No.11250857

>>11250255

guys, go to yoga classes. Trust me on this. Pretty cheap with a 5 woman to 1 man ratio and you hear woman moan all around you. Some pussy sweat too. Getting a boner and farting is considered normal, and many are horny afterwards. Too bad I am outclassed by two chads in my group, but still enjoying this shit a lot.

>> No.11250904

>>11250857
i really should do this.
i'm in desperate need of flexibility

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>>11250803

>> No.11250955

>>1125085
Have considered yoga for a while, which do you practice

>> No.11250965

>>11250955
Meant for
>>11250857

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>>11250857

>> No.11251031

>>11250904

Go for it, trust me. For flexibility it is a godsend, especially if you spend the rest of your week (life) in a chair behind a computer. I literally cannot go without Yoga or stretching routines anymore.

>>11250965

Ashtanga

>> No.11251049

>>11250857
wait so women brap all the time in those classes? i may have to try out some yoga...

>> No.11251081

>>11251049

not as much as I'd like, but yeah. Most of the time I have an ass in yoga pants in my face too. Girls are generally 8/10 on level of fitness, even those in their mid 30's.

>> No.11251095

>>11251031
Led ashtanga? Half primaries or what?

>> No.11251106

>>11250857
>Getting a boner and farting is considered normal

doubt.jpg

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>> No.11251285

>>11251095

Led, not ready for primaries.


>>11251106

obv. its not a porn set. Googl; boners, farts, queefs and leaks during Yoga, you'll learn its not that uncommon..awkward yes. But really, nobody cares unless you're pre-loading with beans the day before and sharting on the floor through your pants.

> https://www.verywellfit.com/how-to-avoid-vaginal-farts-during-yoga-3566719

>> No.11251329

>>11251081
idk how i could resist stuffing my face into a woman's yoga pants'd ass and taking a big whiff. i'd lose it if i heard/smell a hot one brapping

>> No.11251345

>>11250255
Amazing. You all are only disrupted by this video because you are unsure and ashamed of your own sexual energy and power. What you don't understand is all the love she is sending out unselfishly into the universe in doing so, as well as teaching others how to do the same.

>> No.11251349

>>11251285

Farting yes, but somehow I doubt boners aren't much more noticeable and awkward except for maybe the instructors drinking deepest from the kool aid.

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>>11250255
you guys are a bunch of bigots. She is just expressing herself

>> No.11251369

>>11251285
Nice, keep it up. protip, bandhas and breath will teach you everything you need to know. If you aren't already, practice standing sequence and closing sequence on your own.

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great vids she has

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>>11250857
> guys I stare at women like a creep because I'm afraid of talking to them

t. the onions-emperor

>> No.11251402

>>11251386
WTF I love Yoni Grace now

>> No.11251424

>>11251386
wtf, I love her now.

Either way, why women love Yoga soo much?

>> No.11251439

>>11250255
chad here- never stick yer dick in a crazy

>> No.11251466

>>11251424
Requires no effort or exertion

>> No.11252217

>>11251466
>no effort or exertion
t. never done a yoga class.

I lift, run, and do yoga. Yoga isn't cardio, but if you get through an hour and haven't put in any effort or felt exertion you're just doing it wrong.

>> No.11252234

>>11252217
>I lift, run, and do yoga
Don't bother, soiboi.

>> No.11252246

>>11251466
>>11251466


You never done yoga huh?

Not even hot yoga. Like i get it, the name implies kinda gay wimpy shit. But it is honestly pretty difficult.

I encourage you to try out a 1hr 30 hot yoga session, I think it will change your mind. I know it did mine

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>>11252217
>I lift

you don't, bro.

>> No.11252270

>>11252264
fucking gooks

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>>11252270

>> No.11252289

wtf is this

>> No.11252314

>>11252264
why the fuck they feed a pepper to that poor thing, unneeded suffering fuck you people dont we got enough suffering already

>> No.11252324

>>11252264
Didn't even know turtles could taste capsaicin.

>> No.11252329

>>11250255
Amazing. People are only disrupted by this video because they are unsure and ashamed of their own sexual energy and power. What they don't understand is all the love you are sending out selfishly into the universe in doing so, as well as teaching others how to do the same.

>> No.11252339

>>11252329
Amazing. People are only disrupted by this comment because they are unsure and ashamed of their own sexual energy and power. What they don't understand is all the love you are sending out selfishly into the universe in doing so, as well as teaching others how to do the same.

>> No.11252342

>>11250255
You cannot physically transition from talking to a camera to humping the sky in orgasmic fashion that fast. It takes your mind time and to get in the zone during yoga. The only thing this video proves is this bitch is great at faking orgasms and is nowhere even close to the level of spiritual enlightenment she believes she has.

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>>11252342
am I the only one whose problem with that vid is that she's ugly? also kys hippie scum

>> No.11252430

I'm pretty sure she's an escort

>> No.11252544

>>11250255
All orgasms are spiritual to women. They will unironically and completely bond with any anon who gives them one or three.

Truth bomb: King Arthur pulling the sword? The sword is a metaphor for a clitoris

>> No.11252546

>>11252421
I don't practice orgasmic yoga dumbass. I'm simply saying its impossible to transition between those two states of mind that quickly.

>> No.11252554

>>11252544
nah its a metaphor after the chad has nutted inside the bimbo and pulling out.

>> No.11252563

I love grace diaz, she helped me fix my shitty dick

>> No.11252566

>>11252329
finally i see what I was looking for

>> No.11252573

>>11252546
> I'm simply saying its impossible to transition between those two states of mind that quickly.
Drugs

>> No.11252741

>>11252329
>Ashamed of their own sexual energy

Haha I release my sexual energy every night with your mom.

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>>11252406
>That hip to shoulder ratio