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Drank half a litre of whisky about three hours ago and have a performance review with my boss in three hours, how do I not fuck this up?

>> No.11214048

What the hell is wrong with white girls?

>> No.11214054

>>11214040
got some cocaine?

>> No.11214056

>>11214040
Her ass actually looks good for a white woman

>> No.11214060

>>11214048
>white (girls)

>> No.11214062

>>11214048
>he thinks that’s a girl

>> No.11214077

>>11214054
Sadly not.

I can still function but I spilled my morning coffee on my bedsheets.

>> No.11214143

>>11214040
Better finish the bottle now to make sure your BAC is at optimal levels for the review

>> No.11214378
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11214378

Just be yourself

>> No.11214421
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>>11214040
take a second to...
>imagine the smell

>> No.11214455

>>11214040
You need some cocaine friend. Think denzel in that airplane movie where he was to drunk to drive the plane but did some cocain to get him back to normal.

>> No.11214702

Drink a fuck load of water. And a coffee. And have a shower.

>> No.11214893

>>11214455
This is probably the best solution sadly.

>> No.11214897

>>11214040
Brother, you've already fucked it up.
Let's be honest here.
Your boss knows.
You know.
Who gives a shit.
Have you been doing your job?
Cool.
Fuck it.
Smoke a joint before the meeting you pussy.
-Chad.

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>>11214040
Find a way to cancel the meeting you fucking retard, there's no way this ends well

>> No.11214921

>>11214455
>>11214893
Amphetamines work too.
+ this>>11214702

>> No.11214964

Snort cocaine and chew gum.

>> No.11215068

How did it go, OP?

>> No.11215077

>>11215068
OP is dead

/biz/ killed him

/thread

>> No.11215201

>>11215077
He probably would've died anyway.