/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11211190

LMAO

>>11211190
because you sound like a rapist, just taunt them with purses, you dont fucking tell them you have 50 thousand fucking dollars you fucking imbred retard holy shit my sides

>>11211190
should have just said "hey ill pay you 50k to go on a lavish vacation with me anywhere in the world you want" and then waited. But you spammed and now you look like a retarded sperg

>offering to pay a woman $50k for a vacation
>offering money to a woman who hasn't advertised her services

I love the autistic population. They piss women off right onto my non-autistic dick. You are the retarded herders who drive the cattle away to the wolves. The cattle actually want to be eaten after they've dealt with you.

>>11211205
ahahahahaha im dying

dude most would do it for 5k

>>11211262
most would do it if you just paid for their plane ticket

>>11211190
If you pay me $10K I will help you get laid and for much cheaper.

>>11211222

I respekt YOUR Numbers

>>11211190
Oh my god is this real, the absolute state of white males

>>11211322
That's the funny thing. White boys keep blaming niggers for their women going astray, but its just that niggers don't usually have dweeby autism and lack of self confidence that whites do. Women don't care, they want a leader of any kind, not some shy betalord faggot.

>>11211190
You don't come right out and say shit like that. You give and take if you want to brag about money. This is a highly condensed version but I am sure your autism will understand.

>Ah I like vacationing and stuff
>Really like where?
>reallyexpensivelookingplace.jpg
>I am thing about going to pic related in X amount of time.
>Wow that looks so nice! I would love to go such a place but I can't afford it ;_;
>I work really hard some company would be nice on the next trip. You just won a all expenses paid holiday. :)
>Like anybody would just offer something like that to someone they just met.
>Yeah your right lets grab a coffee/meal before we travel the world. How is your Thursday night?

If she rejects you at this point at least you tried with autism turned down 80%

>>11211190
Just proof that regardless of how much money you make you will still be a socially awkward pleb, lol.

>>11211347
My experience says it would go more like this.
>Ah I like vacationing and stuff
>*no response*

>>11211190

Holy SHIT autistic as fuck, this has a 99% chance of being b8 but if it isn’t, you gotta show off your money in more subtle ways brah.

Never tell her how much you have, you just always have enough.

>>11211396
He obviously had some conversation before that. I am sorry for you Anon. I hope things get better.

OP you sound like a fucking rapist.
The gold digger thing works, it's not a meme, but don't make it sound creepy.

If money don't change your mindset, even if you're an autistic kissless virgin basement neckbeard looking, I don't really know how to help you.

Keep in mind that nobody will ever love you, they'll love your money.
So use it as advantage but don't give bitches money, don't tell bitches how money you made.

>>11211190
It's not real, right?

>>11211190

Dude allow the cringe.. Next time just be like Lil Pump and tell her that you will fuck up her shit and stick some coke up her nose.

>>11211190
Hahahaha, I know this same larp pic has been posted before, but it’s fucking golden

The problem with this approach is that it seems like a front for human trafficking

>>11211190
Shouldn’t have lowballed her

>>11211190
You're retarded but honestly the roastie should have just taken the 50k what dummy

>>11211190
Free tips anon.
>never ever show money first
>never ever respond in wall of texts like this
>1:1 ratio in responses , max 2-3 sentences but in 1 message
>if she starts to respond in OK , K, or 2-3 words,hit her with something goofy af
>like "brb need to watch how giraffes fight"
>that will fuck with her head so much, that her brain will be scrambled
>don't respond after, not with single word, wait for reaction
>stop fuckin filtering yourself,hit her with more goofy shit, entartain yourself
>if she feels you funny thats 90% of job to get her into sheets
>stop being "friends" with girls
>say outfront that you are attracted to them
>be confident even if you are ugly
>act like 10 even if you are 3
>women speak with emotion , men with facts
>act accordingly
>if she says "i didnt sleep well, and my workday felt awful, couldnt chose anything good to wear"
>respond with "you will look good even in zebra pajamas in the office girl"
>i like using animal references because bitches love animals

Generally fuck thinking that money will get you good girls that you will fullfilled and loved with. Fuck looks, fuck golddigging whores. Fuck one night stands.

True happiness is when you can talk,fuck,argue,cuddle,cook and do cool shit together. Do everything together and talk about everything. And trust me, good looking bitches are not like that.

Normal looking girls are the wife material, everything above 8 is not achievable to wife if you are not 10/10 and alpha af. Because if you marry 8+ and you are 5 at most, that bitch is either used to the max, fucked 100+ guys, got 2 kids, or got mental problems, is a gold digger or she will fuck on the low.

Fuck, why I don't coach men how to find women. Coversations like the one you posted is like toddler trying to takedown a grown human being. You didn't stand a chance

>>11211190
dude just go to seeking arrangements it'll fit you perfectly

good thread OP

That was a funny read. You're a funny guy opie.

>>11211213
For $50k he could get some famous insta thot to eat his dick for breakfeast every single day of the vacation. Why pay some tinder roastie $50k lmfao.

>>11211222
based digits poster

>>11211190
Holy fuck that's cringe city

>>11211710
Moar.

>>11211710
giraffes fight backwards, it's fucking weird looking

>>11211710
He owes you at fucking least .1btc

>>11211190
girl isnt even that good looking. $50k lmao, i'll get you laid here 20 times for half that with better roasties

>>11211277
This

>>11211190
this guy fucks

>>11211849
moar of what, shoot a question if you want
>>11211859
that was literally my icebreaker with a girl who was getting bored with conversation, we laughed about it in the meeting after. she said she never knew giraffees fight etc. watched that video 2 days before that convo and i found that funny as fuck
>>11211874
that's probably some copy pasta but maybe it will help some anon here to get at least basic understanding that women are actually people

>>11211190
is this real lmao.
wow. honestly you are a fucking worthless piece of shit. Really... trying to bride some woman just to spend time with you? Some worthless NPC rat who wont give a shit about you to hang out with your worthless self?
l m a o

>>11211905
>women are actually people
Some people just don't get it, your advice is basesd as fuck though, good on you for looking out for fellow anons

>>11211190
CRINGE AND YIKESPILLED

>>11211190
Yeah she totally thinks you are going to rape and dismember her once you turn her into a corpse.

>>11211222
What you're saying is autistic, but those fucking digits...

>>11211190
>apologizing for offering 50k$ without even wanting sex
ayyyy lemao

>>11211344
>their women
cringe

>>11211905
what to put in tinder bio?

>>11211190
Dear god what is actually wrong with white boys

>>11211190
> Eh sorry I offended you

m'lady

>>11211710
AH, where do I begin! You're mechanical use of grammar is terrible, you have no concept of properly conjugating verbs, you use the word "got" twice in a row rather than switch it up or use the proper phrasing for the context. My sides are in orbit, kid. Maybe this works for girls your age, but for men, we require to have to take a more refined path to show the woman we are of good breed. And let me explain that, good genes, smart, and socially appropriate. My asshole spun around like Tony Hawk on a half-pipe when I read your giraffe response. I had to read it twice to see if I missed something, but nope. Just randomly bringing up giraffes.
The only good thing you said is that 10s are not suitable for wife material. And the qualities as well as activities people should look for in a relationship.
Anyways, have fun trying to get your girl, I'll be there when you break up to show her what a real man is like and give her the experience she deserve to have. My kind will always be lurking in the shadows just waiting for a piece of fresh meat, like yourself, to fuck up somehow. What's that? Good. Yes, sweating is a natural response to being anxious. And now this feeling of anxiousness will follow you wherever you go with your girl. The next time a man holds the door open while you're talking about zebras and giraffes fucking to your girlfriend, you'll begin sweating. The next time you walking down the street and a man asks your girl "How are you doing?" with a look of gentle interest, your skin will cry out of anxiousness. The next time you fuck post on my fucking board using ghetto ass shit fuck language, and a man smiles politely at your girl as your about to press the "post" bottom--well you know what will happen.
It feels good knowing that a man of my caliber will never have to worry about rabble, such as yourself, as competition for anyone woman I'm interested in. Learn how to use grammar properly, and you might just have a chance. But I doubt it.

>>11212525

>T cattle herder

>>11211311
Checked. But fix your grammar.

>>11211190
too desperate, and you sound carzy

Anon, take that 50k and invest on yourself instead. Get a personal trainer and workout. You'll be able to attract women more effectively and they'll be less likely to be gold digging whores.

>paying 50k to some whore
>not buying more crypto with it

>>11211198
this

>>11214244
Your mechanical, not
You're

50k for that? ahahah
dude, if you offer the trip and she doesnt has to pay a dime, most would say yes.

>>11211190
you dont have any bros you could hit a vacation with and wild out a lil n meet some grills?

>>11213523

Fuck off redditfag, the niggers are right. In places filled with confident white men, white women are perfectly happy to stay with their own kind, it's just in places like Canada or the cucked parts of the US you faggots let them stray.

>>11211190
yep that's a yikes from me

>>11211809
>>11211847
Please elaborate...

Work out and be hot stupid faggot. Nobody cares about your personality either so stop talking so much.

>>11211190
Oh OP...

>>11214808
haha funny

Buy steroids, idiot. Steroids will help you get most girls and they will make you feel and look good.

>>11211190
OP STOP

just stop dude.

You are putting the pussy on the pedestal. This girl literally takes a hot stinky diarrhea every day and bleeds out of her pussy. You need to become friends with girls in general before you can be comfortable enough to talk to them about a relationship.

>>11211190
Soliciting to prostitution is a crime, anon.

>>11211190
There is nothing sexy about:

1. Let's be friends (Nobody has time for that grade school shit)
2. Let's go on vacation as strangers. (Nobody wants to be trapped in a foreign place with an autist)
3. Apologizing for being interested.

You're doing it wrong. All of it. Stop approaching women you have no clue how to handle, and start with simpler, lower on the scale women, and start by meeting for coffee or a drink without freaking out like a spastic.

No woman like that wants to be your life/love coach. She wants a man, not a manchild who has to have his hand held, and she has to make all the decisions and moves.

Money can't buy you years of practice that you skipped as a teen. Start from point one. Lower your standards, and begin with the basics. The only thing money can for you is therapy and a whore to get the whole "pussy on a pedastal" thing.

This is throst retarded thing I've ever read.

Seriously go to r/theredpill now.

Even that's retarded, but God level compared to you.

>>11215127
That subreddit went downhill so badly , the best posts/comments were buried or deleted years ago.

>>11211710
>if she starts to respond in OK , K, or 2-3 words,hit her with something goofy af
>like "brb need to watch how giraffes fight"
>that will fuck with her head so much, that her brain will be scrambled

>respond with "you will look good even in zebra pajamas in the office girl"
>i like using animal references because bitches love animals
Cringy as fuck to be honest.

>>11211222
>claims his not autistic
>browses anonymous image board

>>11211222

cringe

>>11215207

It can still help him at this point.

Women hate desperation.

>>11211205
anon needs to act like a rapist not sound like one to get pussy,

Lol I'm a literal adult virgin and even I can see how fucking weak and thirsty your game is. Seriously dude id kill myself if I were you, you sound like such a pussy ass creepy faggot

>>11211190
you're too blunt man roasties don't like it, dudes too desu, be much more subtle, retard

>1 Post by this ID

Poor guy, wish someone would offer me 50k to go on a vacation...

>>11214244
Is this a copy pasta that I missed?
I like it

Why would anyone want to take some random thot on a vacation.

>>11211190
>typing eh, deciding its a good thing to add to a sentence and sending
destined to be a virgin

>>11211190
Bahahahah wew lad.

Next time start with hey.
Second message say, hey I'm going to (insert country here) and I want you to come with me and then let them respond. Don't send them another fucking message until they respond.

I thought my chat was bad but fuck me you actually have autism you spastic fuck