/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Miss Hotdogs

RATTTTTTSUUUUU

First for long term health for kneepad

>>11163900
check the Wordpress! He's done it!

>>11163903
I don't want ratsu to go to the microwave!

>>11163757
>>11163890
I think the most it could lose in a single day is 60% because of the oy vey shut it down circuit breaker.

>>11163903
There Its done

>>11163940
When do we get to see coach banana split? She's my favorite rat

netlist is going to raise hte roof homies

>>11163940
Very good job ratsu
10/10

AHHHHHHHHHH I CANT BELIEVE I SOLD NLST THIS MORNING I COULD HAVE MADE SO MUCH MORE AHHHHHHHHH

>>11163922
>>11163903
fuck yes
this is a reaction image goldmine

Help how do I sell my verizon options which just went up 2000% for some reason.

I bought 20k worth of ACBFF today.
When this shit hit NYSE im gonna be swimming in money.
Feels good man.

Why did my $22.50 and put for next friday just jump in price after market close? Am I actually going to make money?

>>11163998
When is that?

>>11163997
You can't trade options after hours

>>11164020
Early next month

>>11163997
Dude what the fuck same with me, I'm amd put guy, although I'd only make $3 by selling now.

>>11163997
I don't touch options because they are for far more sophisticated or professional investors, but I think you have to wait until Monday.

>>11163966
the heretic encounters in the Milk World Arc...

Next is the Appliance Junction Arc

>>11163998
Look at it after hours today lmao

First for FLO

>>11164008

Same happened to me it's probably a glitch that very directly affects my self worth and sense of dread.

Where are people seeing this ratsu thing? What am I missing? Where is it?

>>11164039
i thought leaf stocks don't trade after hours

should i go all in on GE, all in on MO, or 50/50. doesnt matter to me gonna be making chedda either way

>>11163994

>>11164037
Hurry pls, I love these

>>11163874
HNNNNNGGGGGGG

>>11163931
that's only on SPY, so leveraged SPY instruments are safe(ish)

QQQ doesn't have a circuit breaker, so if it drops 33% in a day (dotcom crash 2.0) then TQQQ goes to zero

>>11164069
or even 33% SO 33% 33% GE 33% MO?

>>11164098
Poor brian peppers, I don't think he ever got laid. Closest he ever got was molesting nurses.

>>11164039
down 14.88%, the nazis are at it again

>>11164103
SO is like, really good

is there anymore good resources for option trading? i've done a few trades and i'm looking to up my game some.

>>11164102
Most of SPYs largest holdings are in QQQ though, but you're technically correct.

>>11164106
Dang.

>>11164137
it would basically require a techsector-only crash, but again we've had one of those before

>>11164160
that's going to be comfy

>>11164179
You've at least banged traps

>>11164179
What, dying? I...I think you're right

is bgfv a buy yet? im tempted

>>11164208
BGFV will never be a buy ever again. It's a shit stock even for retail.

>>11164207
no that's what it's going to say on your tomb stone. Are we going to watch wolf of wall street for movie night?

Is AMD really going to take some of intels market share or is Robinhood full of it?

>>11164226
Ohhhh, you meant that's whats going to be on Comfy's tombstone. Quite right. Mine will say I never turned a profit. I have no idea what we're watching, Comfy wouldn't let us watch Tetsuo the Iron Man last week like I wanted

>>11164039
>>11164113
Not even worried

For the lad who asked about Antibe Pharma:

I won't have time to look at all of their pipeline and claims in depth until later this weekend, but I did look at the research on ATB 346 for the treatment of inflammation/pain. Looks legit, it does what they claim it does in rats, they don't pull any of the typical pharma shit with their experimental design and statistics in order to manipulate perceived therapeutic efficacy/safety. There is a market for it, that will only grow desu.

Going to read a bit more into their other products, but I may invest in this myself. Main worrying thing so far is why ATB 346 clinical trials were shut down years ago due to safety issues and later reinstated. I suspect the dose they developed in rats lead to unpleasant side effects, and they may be trying a lower dose right now. But they still managed to get an analgesic effect in their later trials I suppose.

Also, there isn't enough research on H2S releasing agents for me to exclude the possibility of a downstream or chronic use negative side effect. So it is still a gamble. Definitely undervalued, I think though, and will probably get to phase 4.

The deal with the South Korean company is good news, gastrointestinal disorders that are complicated by NSAIDS are most prevalent in east asian countries.

Alright people, shill me your best penny stocks. What are some really cheap stocks you think are gonna explode?

>>11164226
>>11164247
Not quite sure yet, but I swear it will never be would of Wall Street.
Miss me with that gay normie shit

>>11164399
save your pennies kid, they're going to be worth more next week.

>>11164399
ECR, it has already been decided

>>11164399
stop thinking like this
this isn't crypto

>GTx
How the fuck does a company lose 92% of it's value in a day. I know bio companies are shit, but jesus...

>when I see an LCI ""investor"""

>>11164481
Why is Nazrin so angry?

Okay why in the FUCK is Aurora tanking?

>>11164516
people don't smoke pot when school is in session

>>11164422
>>11164422
I already bought 500 shares of ECR and pretty excited but Im afraid the profit wont be that much. I wish I started out with more money in my account but I only had like 700 dollars to start because I dont want to get too crazy. I was initially planning to gradually grow my stock account but now Im thinking you need lots of money to start otherwise the profit margins are very low. I dont really see the worth in buying stuff like AMD or TSLA because the profit margins would be insanely low unless you buy lots and lots with tens of thousands of dollars

at this point im interesting in penny stocks because i think its really interesting to read justifications for why they might grow. its fun to mass buy a super cheap stock and see if it works out

>>11164516
DUDE
WEED LMAO BTFO

>>11164530
People need to realize that not every stock play is a 200% moon mission. Some picks may be 10-15% but the risk is significantly lower than with bio memes. Oil and natural gas aren't going anywhere and aren't subject to secretive clinical trials.

>>11164510
that's not Nazrin, its Ringmaster Cola. She has the anti-blackhole rod.

>>11163874

Instead of gambling on which dude weed company will moon, why not invest in MJ. The sector has a whole is most certainly going to take off.

>>11164614
priced in

>>11163874
I haven't read shit. I watched like 4 YouTube videos and I've almost doubled my money.(although I am one daytrade away from getting flagged). You dont know shit Texas Anon. I'm also from Texas and now IM Texas Anon. You lost your right.

Couple entry prices to consider for trading dude weed recent IPOs that opened too high on debut and plunged:

Canopy Rivers latest PP price before hitting the public market was 3.50. Bottom floor for the drop will likely be 4.00 if it ever goes that low. I believe anything under 6.00 is a strong buy on this stock in current market conditions. Today's close was 7.75, low of day 7.52.

North Bud Farms latest PP was 0.25. Strong buy under 0.30 on open market. Today's close 0.37, low of day 0.35.

The last is Australis but I don't recommend that thing until it clearly establishes a support line, tests a new low, tests first resistance above support, then returns to mean. I won't touch it before it satisfies that criteria. Unlike Canopy Rivers, Australis has limited cash and is involved in a more uncertain market (US only). However, if Aurora pumps after their US listing, this one could ride along, maybe. Extreme caution.

pls rember, SCREAM IF YOU WANNA GO FASTER is the dude weed trading motto.

>>11164516
Robinhood got overwhelmed with orders for Aurora and it had to stop trading it two days ago. It's tanking since the rumor of making recreational weed products with Coca Cola was just that, a rumor.

>>11164639
Oh it's a good old fashioned texas fag off. First one to cum loses.

>>11164639
How about you kill yourself you dumb faggot
Livestream it, it will be the only good thing you've ever done, you waste of oxygen

>>11164614

Because at this stage of the bullish trend, sector wide pump is less likely. Individual companies may pop while the sector average slowly bleeds.

>>11164639
Damn OP BTFO
Beto calling out Cruz

>>11164639
that won't last forever, bud
don't get cocky
also filtered you

>>11164660
Yeeeehaaww. My duck is limp and your mother's the biscuit

Had an okay week

Should really be at about 10% a week though.

>>11164663
Dang man. Angry much? You lost some money today, huh? It ok anon, mummy will still buy you chicken tendies. Edgelord faggot

>>11164691
>his duck is limp

>>11164464
But do we buy the dip?

>>11164136
>...
>>11164530
A gain is not a loss, my friend. It's a gain.

>>11164706
I wouldn't touch that thing. There was obviously a massive lawsuit or a huge miss on a clinical trial. They will probably r/s and then get shorted back down again until they either come out with a drug that passes clinical trials or they go bankrupt. This is why I hate bio stocks.

>>11164639
Eat shit. We have our Texas Anon tripfag.

Who /LAC/ here? Almost 10 percent gainz today on that sweet white substance

>>11164715
If he has tiny gains and pays commission, it could very well be a loss. You don’t need fat stacks to trade, but if you have less than $1000 what you need is a savings account

>>11164704
>he thinks I'm being an edge lord
No you want understand, I want to stab you in the stomach, fuck the stab wound, strangle you, shit in your mouth. Following which, I want to roast you over a lovely campfire and dine on your flesh

If you cannot satisfy my desires, please proceed to log out

>>11164730
>log out
>of 4chan

Gb2plebbit

>>11164728
you could also use robinhood or webull to take commissions out of the picture

>>11164639

>>11164730
Ok now this is getting edgelordy. If you get this triggered by an anon that is most likely Comfy phoneposting, than you need to have a handler.

>>11164743
That’s true, but that’s essentially playing in the big leagues while being blindfolded, and when you don’t have much skill it’s not entirely like going to the casino buuuuut........ I would still say what you actually need is a savings account

>>11164742
>another underage user doesn't understand jokes

>>11164730
Look at this pleb

>>11164730
Alright Eminem, didn't mean to anger you. Jeez. Is English your second language or are you just getting all flustered? I'm willing to bet you just have a low IQ.

>>11164754
>doesn't have inside access to the ratsu word press
>he thinks he can have a valid opinion

I know you can buy small semen samples online for medical purposes, but could you imagine a company that sold wholesale cum? How much would a liter or two of cum cost? It'd probably be illegal to sell it without going through some sort of screening, but what if you labeled it for culinary purposes or something and then marked it as being not for human consumption? Just like a plastic soda bottle full of cum shipped to your door, can you imagine? It'd be like when they started making tobasco sauce, they sold it in old perfume bottles. But you could buy a dirty milk jug full of unrefrigerated semen from a variety of sources.

>>11164781
GIVE ME ACCESS GOD DAMNIT!!!!
Also if you're just trolling I feel like a fucking tard.

>>11164784
how do I invest in this?

>>11164778
I come from a proud race from Swadia, Nigeria. The white man has oppressed us for far too long, thus I take my battle to the internet to combat this oppression.
May the great spirit damn your mayo soul

>>11164784
Not a bad idea anon.
This guy >>11164767
Seems like your target audience. You should do some market research on him

>>11164790
>He hasn't read ratsu

>>11164790
its ratsuchan.wordpress
lol sorry smg

>>11164705
>2018
>still having a duck
>not transitioning into a goose
maaaaaan.....

>>11164807
Unlike this faggot user, I do not drink cum
I only drink the finest vagina juice from my many wives
>>11164828
fuck you

>>11164817
Why had good forsaken me? Why does everyone know where to read ratsu but me?

>>11164113
when does it go public on nyse?

>>11164828
>>11164831
w-wait I take it back, I didn't know I was replying to ratsu.
I'm sorry ratsu

>>11164828
Thank you based anon. I'm not a newfsg so I would hope someone would cut me some slack.

>>11164845

>>11164113

>>11164845
>>11164856

>>11164069
I wouldn't go all in or even 50/50. You'd be sweating each dip. Possibly make irrational decisions

is there anything more to life than making money? why do I feel so empty when the markets are closed?

>>11164871
>is there anything more to life than making money ?

>>11164871
There really isn't anon. Especially if you're an autistic like me. I don't care about having a family, I don't want a girlfriend or a wife, I just want to play vidya and accumulate wealth while shitposting with /smg/. The goal of the NEET is to live your life working as little as possible. That's what we all aim for.

>>11164871
Money is just a symbol. Humans tend to easily fall deeply in love with symbols. Two major ones being money and church. Never let anyone tell you it is wrong to love money, in the end we leave it all behind anyways.

>>11164894
Based and redpilled but also not based and blue pilled
Money is a spook, but as long as the rest of the world believes it so should you

>>11164916

>>11164856
>>11164864

>>11164037
what arc are we in now?

>>11164871
I used to just care about vidya and fishing, now I want a family. Ones more expensive than the other but all things revolve around money.

First for Blood bear Monday

>>11164728
>>11164765
I actually do have a savings account with around 6K. But I also want to trade stocks so I made an account with TD. I know its high commission but eh I just prefer the brand. I dont want to take too much out of my savings account so Im mainly interested in buying low, cheap stocks in mas quantities to render the commission basically null

Update on Acreage Holdings plans for going public. It will be an RTO. They will list on the CSE. Final vote on the transaction is November 6th, 2018, meaning public trading should commence shortly thereafter.

https://www.newcannabisventures.com/u-s-cannabis-operator-acreage-holdings-details-plans-to-go-public/

>>11164639
Nothing but steers and queers in Texas. I wouldn't be so proud about that, didn't you guys get your asses kicked by a bunch of Mexicans at the Alamo? Now you're all like a bunch of tortilla eating, short bus riding, wetback boarder jumpers anyway.

>>11164871
>is there anything more to life than making money?
I honestly dont think so. The grocery store that is closest to my town is in a pretty bad area, but I often go there out of convenience. Its totally shit, dirty, bad staff and generally ugly. The other day I went to a really nice shop in a rich area and oh my god. I felt so much more ALIVE in there, strange as it sounds. Beautiful displays of seasonal items, wine displayed in pretty set ups, fresh meat and produce sections with professional looking employees and artisan products, the surfaces were shiny white and glass. Even the people in the store looked more attractive. To be honest it actually made me very sad, because its the kind of thing I want to experience all the time, just that aura of money, things well cared for, high expectations.

Money really is everything. One of the best feelings in the world is feeling like you've spent a lot of money and feel like a rich person. When you can walk around a city and not care about what you're buying because you have so much saved up it doesn't matter.

EGALET

happnin?
happening?
habbenig?

>>11165113
Don't you live in Connecticut? There isn't anything there but a mark Twain museum and that's about it.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>11165033
That would be kinda nice. I'm in full low ball order mode right now.

>>11165167
I just came from the oldest cider press in America. Got some bad ass hard cider I'm sipping right now that you can't find anywhere else in the world.

>>11165205
you also can't find my dog's piss anywhere else in the world, you don't hear me bragging about i'm the only one who drinks it

>>11164987
Tornado arc which just ended

The Microwave is in appliance junction, so.. see you in 4 to 6 months

>>11163917
Wow he looks like shit!!

>>11165233
>see you in 4 to 6 months

>>11165185
I feel a disturbance in the source.
Midterms are coming.

>>11165079

One other thing about the Acreage Holdings RTO. I will post this once and only once so write it down ir screencap if you wanna be a baller gambler:

One of the buyers during the PP was Quinsam Capital Holdings (CSE ticker: QCA). They bought $990,000 worth of shares for cheap very early in the PP rounds back in May. If Acreage pumps like it's expected to, QCA share price will rocket due to the compound gains they make on their Acreage shares.

>>11165205
I live in Michigan sir. We have nothing but alcohol here. However I'm disappointed that you decided to break your dry spell.

>>11165309
I wasn't even trying to be sober. It just kinda fucking happened with holiday.

>>11164259
Good night sweet prince...

>>11164039
Aurora doesn't trade after hours.

>>11165365
I wish I could forget to drink for a week...

One additional dude weed update:

Namaste Technologies has FINALLY received their ACMPR sales license. Announcement was made after close today. This stock has extreme volatility and has a history of mad pumps and mad dumps. I will probably buy first thing Monday morning for a day trade so long as the gap up isn't ridiculous.

https://web.tmxmoney.com/article.php?newsid=8536337776619583&qm_symbol=N

Opinions on LMT? Their fundamental analysis values are all over the place.

Post the song that plays when you make profit on a stock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjNBC4mC5y4

>>11165482
Who else is going to make our bombs?

Dude weed opinions on inner spirit holdings?

They plan on opening retinal locations, but other than that and having the spirit lead brand and being allowed to carry high times, that's all I know.

I did request a copy of their financial report, but wanted to hear the opinions here since acerage came up.

>>11165583

I haven't looked in to this one. Will do some cursory DD and see what's what.

>>11165488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiz1qwGaD8I&feature=youtu.be&t=63

>>11165113
dont forget RKG is located in a major texas based hospital

also
>>11164639
fuck you, texas anon is bro tier
>been trading for less than a week and think youre hot shit
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but youre just a 10 lb shit in a 5 lb bag

come back when you are +73% YTD, or for a few years strait

>>11165482
based and the best dividends stock youll ever need
even if BA has outperformed since 16'

once LMT has their pensions taken care of (we will know by next earnings date) they will moon again

and defense stocks dont go down, foreign 3rd world shitholes do instead

>>11165488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51t1OsPSdBc

;)

https://www.sec.gov/files/tesla-elon-musk-records-article-foia_0.pdf
>haha, not like I had any plans this weekend

>>11165488
https://youtu.be/x_VLK_SAvjQ

>>11165683
>dont forget RKG is located in a major texas based hospital
This is the most important thing. If there is ever a major hurricane again that pounds the gulf coast, I feel it is Texas anons responsibility to find kneepad and escort her frail body to safety.

my dad is going to open an ameritrade account for me with $10,000 in it on my birthday
how do i not fuc myself

>>11165828
When is your birthday?

>>11165870
july the 16th

>>11165828
All in on T.

>>11165828
Please don't blow it all on memes in a week. That being said, load up on ECR

>>11165683
You dont know me you little shit. You're a 1oz shit in a 10lb sack. "Come back when blahblahblah" fuck off, dude. You're not part of some cool club. Do you even trade or are you just lonely and trying to make new friends. :'(

>>11165904
whats t?

>>11165828
have ameritrade cut you a check for 10 grand and tell them to close the account, then take half and blow it on drugs and hookers, and then with the remaining 5 give it to an american broker and blow it all on memes in a week.

>>11165913
whats special about ecr?
also what do you guys think of blockchain

>>11165928
Oh Lord...

>>11165928
One of the highest yeilding blue chips you can own. Thats if you trust them not to lose your capital after looking at their 5 year chart

>>11165913
ECR? Oil and gas is a terrible idea. Middle of July? Put a nice lump in Visa. Wait till around January and get a nice little return

>>11163981
I can't believe I missed the NLST moon mission. AGAIN.

>>11165949
>Thats if you trust them not to lose your capital after looking at their 5 year chart

That's always the big question with T. I hold a block that I play with selling calls and such, I like the dividend, but that doesn't mean I trust them not to lose my capital long-term.

>>11165891
That's a ways away. I am surprised no one has asked if you want to trade or invest. Investing is long term, and you likely reinvest the dividends to keep growing your gains over years. Trading would be more about taking your money and possibly using leverage to make quick gains that you then use to trade another security to make more quick gains.

>>11165918
I can't wait to watch you fuck your self and the horse you road in on. Welcome to hell I hope you have what it takes.

>>11165954
Don't you dare talk smack about the number one meme stock on /smg/ right now. We are all gonna make it.

>>11165954
Oil and Natural gas is going to be great. You're not going to make it.

>>11165828
Why not just put that into a vanguard account?

>>11166000
id rather trade, it seems exciting

>>11166002
Post your ECR position, boyos.

>>11166020
what exactly does vanguard do

>>11166035
It's the higher risk. Since your birthday is about 9 months from now, start practicing on paper. Keep track of your account, keep track of your gains/losses. After a month, see how well you did, then start over. Keep doing that month after month, and you will have some experience and won't be completely lost when you really start.

>>11166054
they invest your money for you. its lower risk

>>11165710
is this one of those cult brainwashing videos

>>11165828
Don't go all in on any one stock, that's a very risky approach
Diversify your portfolio, do your own research before you buy stocks, and don't large amounts of money into volatile penny stocks

>>11166054
vanguard is popular because its a low cost provider of etfs. vanguard also has a unique ownership model where people with vanguard accounts are the ones who own it. vanguard caused a revolution that dropped etf prices a lot and a lot of investors respect them for that.

if you're trying to learn to trade, vanguard is not the place but it is one of the best places for buy-and-hold investing

>>11166061
Heh. I just jumped right in when I first got my brokerage account. I had no idea what I was doing. Got a warning letter about trading with unsettled funds, lost a ton of cash because I had no idea what bid-ask spreads were. Good times, good times.

>>11166061
is there an application for this? between school and trying to have a life and applying for college, i dont have a lot of time to sit around and do math and stuff.

>>11166110
investopedia

>>11166110
My suggestion is to put a few hundred into a TD account now and play around, see how it works. Its really not that complicated but you'll lose a lot of money if you're not careful

>>11166102
Oh man. Did you get your head back above water?
>>11166110
Excel or any spreadsheet program.

I have to amend my shilling, UDOW and SPXY are also good options

>>11166040
I don't have any ECR, but I got my MLPA, USO and XOP.

>>11166035
tell u what champ how about u give me dad’s 10 grand and i’ll take care of the rest

>>11166040
Too infinity and beyond!

>>11166128
dont tell anyone but im not old enough yet

>>11166040
Send me to the moon.

>>11166110
if you are so busy you cant track this in excel and so brainlet you cant find a free paper trade account, you should not be trading. with just one or the other, you might make it but with both you're doomed

buy VWELX and enjoy the silver spoon in your mouth

>>11166082
Fuck that, if I had went all in on my tilray 300 call, I"d be set.

Dude weed won't be fucked on Monday r-right guys?

>>11166174
I hope, my cron call will be raped if not

>>11166134
>Oh man. Did you get your head back above water?
I did. When I stopped trading and just held. MSFT and AMD really saved my bacon, I'll tell you what. I still trade once in a while, but not nearly as much as I did in the beginning.

guys eglt
EGALET
all in full retard? they have a reveal in october coming.

thanks for the help

Nothing is worse than finishing the week in the red (even though my 7-day average was 5%).

How do I overcome this crushing feeling of disappointment, /smg/?

>>11166234
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

>>11166258
>.06%

>>11166266
>-$32 this week
I'm down $450 today

Wait why is TD Ameritrade a separate stock?

mfw shorted TLRY today

>>11166203
Words of wisdom right here. Maybe AMD will moon this year or next and you can see a 3x gain.

>>11166280
I’ve been forcing myself to think of it in percentage. If i had 200k then that would be 32k.

>>11166174

Tilray is fucked. The others... eh. It depends. Seems like there is a feel that Tilray's bubble popping is the cause for the all the other dumping but I'm hesitant to subscribe to that theory. Tilray is US based. It has different timeline than the Canadian LPs. Canopy/Aphria/Aurora are dropping for technical reasons just as much if not more so than they are doing sympathic dumps for Tilray.

My portfolio explains my position on the sector maybe better than I can describe:

>small position on HVT warrants
>started a fresh position on RIV today with expectation that I will cost average a number of times before I see upside
>opened very small new position on RTI just because of buy volume near end of day (nevermind the market-on-close downtick today)
>75% cash for cost averaging and deep dip buying

So, confidence low.

>>11166266
>>11166258
Good week, bad Friday. I'm expecting a GALT rally on Monday, moved my stop loss up to $5.75.

>>11166110
I recommend word pad. Its what I use fairly exclusively.

>>11166428
>>11166258
>>11166266
forgot to include my portfolio

>>11166258
Anything under +10% might as well be a red day

>>11166234
jesus christ, this underaged b& shit. What ever happy 18th fucking take every tax advantage you can while you still aren't making money.

Should I invest in mutual funds or ETFs or both? Which ones? Preferably dividend ones.

I want to build an investment portfolio that will pay me back and build alongside my rrsp and my regular trading.

Looking for something I can preferably sink $50 a week into.

I need to learn when to cut my loss with options, how do you guys handle losses? I try to buy two month calls and puts and get out in the first week or so, held my first few till expiry and got raped.
Since you cant set a stop loss the only way I can see to do it is to set a percentage, say 25% max loss.

In general what is the best price range to buy stock if you want to swing trade? Is that the territory of penny stocks or 2-5 dollar stocks?

>>11163997
robinhood is just shit with options. its most likely a glitch and no one will buy at that price

>>11165928
It's Tesla. Literally the car/bus/truck/recreational electronic plane of the future. Get in at the ground level and you'll retire in a decade.

>>11166420
>started a fresh position on RIV today with expectation that I will cost average a number of times before I see upside

Further explanation on my strategy here. Because RIV is a brand new listing, I have no basis for guessing the bottom other than the PP price of 3.50 a couple months ago. I could drop that far but I think it will find support somewhat above that level. This is uncharted waters so I buy in small chunks starting at the first level I'm guessing it may bounce from. If it bounces at any point, I take profit and reassess the situation from there. I am very bullish on RIV for the next month or so but it must establish support first before it can do anything likely to hold up.

Still feeling the pain from LCI....
But, I got an on-site interview with Amazon. AND, an interview with Google as well now.

>>11166483
lol

>>11166477
That’s almost exactly what I do, I usually buy them a month to a month and a half out, and then watch them like a hawk. If I lose 30% on them I cut them, and I take profits when I can’t take the stress anymore

>>11166512
Nice! Are they fitting you for your cage yet?

>>11166481

You can successfully swing trade any stock. The price doesn't matter so much as the current market cap relative to revenue and future potential revenue. You want something marginally undervalued relative to sector peers in a good chart position for an entry. Volatility is your friend in swing trading so it's usually a waste of time to try swinging gigantocorps that move like glaciers.

Where my ATVI boys at?

>>11165696
old news

>>11166523
thanks, my plays have been more successful then not but i am way too optimistic on holding the options in the red long term.
whats the longest you held a call that was making solid gains?
I have a SBUX call that hit 100% return today, testing my HODL hands, but the longer the time goes on the time premium will be less and less.

>>11166541
Kek
I'm pretty sure the wage would be 185k, so if I get it, I'd be a fucking proud wagie

>>11166557
This is one of my favorite GIFs

>>11166461

>>11166546
Also, if you can find companies that meet the entry criteria described above, focus in on the ones that have relatively small number of shares in circulation. Swing trading a stock with share price of $10 and 10,000,000 shares out is better than a stock with share price $1 and 100,000,000 shares out. Smaller the number of shares out in the market, the harder the price can move.

>>11166625
Boomer jealous of zoomer. Take the opportunity and run with it. You don't get that chance too many times in life.

>>11166258
>a

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

>>11166622
>I'm pretty sure the wage would be 185k

Where? CA? If so thsts about average

I have a dream, to own a BRK.A share

Brexit will get a no deal
Short tea and crumpets

>>11166471

bump

>>11166512
you may want to consider that amazon job kek

>>11166783

>>11166735
this is my dream too

I'll only buy a BRK.A share if it fits in with a balanced portfolio tho

>>11166591
Depends on how greedy I’m feeling desu. I get progressively more greedy the more of a losing streak I get on. This is bound to lead to disaster someday.

>>11166783

>>11163874
Sauce on these MILFtastic mammaries?

>>11164399

Buy litecoin instead, htc adoption in december and wall street is artificially suppressing the price to buy in big

60 usd now, in couple of years 1500 usd easily

>>11166783
RAGIE WAGIE
HAHAHAHAHA

>>11166671
Yeah man, if I was 17 again with what I know now. I'd have not spent as much time searching for loose women and drugs, and probably spent more time looking for different drugs and older women.

Ok for us newbies can I ask the trading vets: when do feel is the best time to take out your profits? I feel like I've gotten stuck in a buy n'hold mentality a little to rigidly, as I'm nervous being a beginner in taking money out at the wrong time or not seeing when I should cut out my losses. Advice?

Sauce on OP's pic?

>>11163874
FB been pissing me off.. I bought "the dip" at 170... and this shit been bleeding for like a month now.
Bag holding until earnings. 102 shares

>>11166933
Did you ask it to stop?

>>11166871
Ok.

>>11166546
thanks bro

>>11166885
ask yourself if you'd buy that option at that price right now. if not, sell

>>11167045
That's shitty advice

>>11165828
Do a lot of research, research some more, and watch what you've researched in action. Be patient with anything you decide to buy and don't get fucked by the trade fee. There is nothing wrong with not buying something that doesn't feel right.
Also: divs are your fren. And be sure to thank your dad; that's a very nice and thoughtful gift. Most dads won't let you pick up the check, so maybe cook him a good dinner or help him with a project around the house.
Once your people start dying it's a pain I don't know how to describe. Enjoy and appreciate them while you can.
Good luck. Be sure to share your results with us.

just got into trading. heres my portfolio. i trust you /biz/. i hope this'll work out!

>>11166420
Tilray is definitely based in Canada. They just didn't list on any Canadian exchanges for whatever reason. I'm not sure if that changes your analysis though.

>>11167100
Oh hey you're right. I just assumed since they listed in the US their holdings were American. No change to analysis. It's still going to bear it up (with bounces).

>>11166956
yes

>>11167059
only applies to options, not shares

>>11167091
Why all in?
The stock couldn't break the 1.80 resistance line after 7 tries. Are you trolling?

>>11167091
Based, you won't regret it

Got my first humble dividend payment of 20 euros. Small steps.

I’m off to bed. I have live fire training tomorrow and I have to be there early. I’ll post pics if I get a chance.

>>11166971
I know you fucking lost, but I'm winning eternal bears competition. I will make this 5k 100k. Cheer up and like don't do a fucking thing and worship a bull and take the horns. fucking spaniards love this run with the bulls shit, and fucking throw tomatoes, no wonder spaniards couldn't cook or do a damn thing except accept africans to hold records from others. I fucking hate spain, no wonder portugal has always been more based, and i''m gooing to get drunk wiith broads getting brazillians. fuck you mexicans in texas. fuck you all!

>>11167392
based first responder. Thank you for everything to try to achieve in life, make sure not to take unneeded risks to save shit. don't be a hero, but do what you can. If you're a hero.... you're a celebrated idiot... doon't do that be calm and god bless the true texan of this thread.

>>11167409
WTF?

>>11167429
>>11167409
how drunk are you

>>11167646
Oh I forgot he is drinking tonight. We should take advantage of his lowered inhibitions

>>11164894
This is literally the life I'm going for.

It's far off, but one step at a time we will make it to sustainable NEETdom

I FUCKING HATE THE WEEKENDS REEEE
I want to trade

ruh roh trade talks cancelled :(

>>11167771
what what?

>>11167771
>>11167781
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-09-22/china-cancels-trade-talks-with-u-s-wsj?srnd=premium-canada

>>11167771
>>11167864
Kinda curious about maybe buying China on the dip, any good ETF's out there?

>>11167864
BLOODY MONDAY

>>11165488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZKrctSDaw

>>11167771
OHNONONONO

>>11167888
thats why I always pull out on friday

>>11167739
We're all gonna make it anon

>>11166174

I hope it is. I need to buy some dips.

>>11166420

Tilray is in Nanaimo, BC, you literal sperg.

>>11167888
Post your JUST'd playlist for Monday.
Papa Roach - Last Resort
Evanescence - Bring Me To Life
Linkin Park - In the End
Simple Plan - Untitled
Simon & Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence

>>11167990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4v8rLEI4Pg

>>11167957
Yes I already looked that up. See further up the thread.

If you find something you love doing, and you work hard to become extraordinarily good at it, you can get rich doing it, even if it loses money. As long as it has uncorrelated returns.

>>11163874
I found this today and think it is a good addition to the OP. It answers many of the questions that new people ask here.

https://www.finra.org/investors/what-expect-when-you-open-brokerage-account

>>11168073
Add it to the pastebin. Nice find

>>11165828
Invest in blue chip, dividend-paying stocks.
Buy on the dip.

big news boys
pic related
how much is a put on jewgle?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-09-22/draft-order-for-trump-would-crack-down-on-google-facebook

Puts and shorts on social media
>tfw sold a twitter put for -10 yesterday.

>>11168073
>implying new people read the OP


>>11167990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgr1I7CdMeY

>>11164894
>>11167739
that is indeed the dream

I'd love to get enough dividends to cover rent, so i could live off of shitty low risk options...

>>11167741
try forex (or hop on crypto for the incoming pump)

if trade talks are cancled, then you can expect a bonus crypto bump around 3am eastern time tonight

>>11168315
>no Amazon
I'm sure I'll be fine, everything's fine

Buy FB before Cuckerberg enacts the buyback

Does anyone know if you can change a cash account to a margin account with a broker? Couldn't find an answer on google.

>>11168378
it depends on the broker

>>11168378

Yeah you should be able to do that. Check your broker's rules and criteria for margin approval.

>>11168315
WERE CRASHING THIS ECONOMY

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>11168445
>>11168474
Thanks.

>>11168315
>only major growth is from tech
>about to crash tech
>about to destroy NAFTA and crash GM and Ford
Yes this is fine.

>>11168010

Sorry m8. Hadn't made it down to that point yet.

>>11168315
LET IT BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>11168533
A crash is good for /TQQQ crew/ so we can buy more at a discount

Trade talks canceled and incoming investigation into FAANG companies
this is great, AMD is going to dip hard even though the fucking company isn't based in China and won't be affected by the tariffs but dumbass faggots are going to panic and panic hard anyway
great buy opportunity until earnings report

>>11168763
or just buy defence stocks and watch them moon all the way into WWIII

>>11168855
Dub dubs of truth. Also, that's the best comped meme I've seen.

>>11168855
Buy DEFN

Just read a rumor on stockhouse about Canopy Rivers OTC listing. Apparently the estimated date is September 26th with the ticker to be CNPOF. Pretty dubious source but i figured some anons may be interested. This company was hyped for a reason. Once it gets out of market debut funk it is very likely to fly to valuations far more stupid than the fairly stupid opening price on day 1.

>>11169047
How does someone get into trading OTC? Do most brokers handle them?

>>11169025
>>11168556

>FNGU for sick gains
>LABU for gene therapy BULL run
>FAS for interest rates
>TQQQ for saftey

The money we get will be unreal, I dont know if Im even ready

>>11168878
;)

Defense industry doesnt have recessions, instead third world nations get invasions


>>11169025

fuck that, just buy LMT, BA, HON, RTN, NOC, GD

thats basically every important defense stock, with plenty of phat dividends, like $2 a quarter for most of the individual stocks

all you really need is LMT and BA though, maybe HON if you have one of their AC/heaters in your house

>>11169079
Based
>>11169086
Not based. You need 3x leverage

>>11169086
Was wondering when NYSE started. It started in 1817. I wonder what that chart would look like then, with the Civil War and the Mexican-American War in it.

>>11169058
Any regular brokerage should as far as i know. I'm Canadian so not sure how that works. I guess Robinhood doesn't do OTC?

>>11169079
I'm also buying UDOW and SPXY in addition to TQQQ because they actually out preformed it this month
Pretty interesting desu sempai

>>11169125
Hmm...I'll have to check that out. I thought the whole point about OTC is that they would need to be known to the brokerage since they aren't on major exchanges.

What is the best thing to do with $5000 I will need to spend in a few months? Just park it in a term deposit?

>>11169168
Yup, stock market is for speculators or investors with longer term horizons...

>>11169168
A lot of people will tell you to put it into vanguard. Do you have to time to watch it during the day? How long are you willing to let it sit for?

>>11169205
I don't want to risk it, just looking for whatever I can get that is safe for a relatively short term (about half a year). I'm assuming I should just go with the 1.7% 90 day lockout term deposits my bank is offering?

>>11169210
>>11169210
>>11169210

NEW

>>11169210
>>11169210
>>11169210

>>11169210
>>11169210
>>11169210

>>11169216
You could try a CD. You might get close to 1% return on it. What your bank is offering sounds good too.