/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11147289
>coworker is 37 y/o boomer fan of knives and swords
>His name is Gino, I once called him Gina
>"Never do this again"

Now I just send every annoying customer to his office and refuse the ones he send me

>>11147318
he was right and polite to boot. hope your work environment will be unpleasant

>>11147367
t. boomer collecting knives

>had a coworker who dressed and acted like a fag
>called him a fag
>he told boss about it and I got fired

>>11147289
you should buy him a bottle of baileys

>>11147430
No fucks given

>>11147396
t. narcissist incapable of taking polite critism

You fucking failed normies.
Don't come back here crying when Greg makes your life hell.
Also don't forget to complain why you can't just do your work and go home, and coworkers won't leave you alone.

>>11147430
top kek
you have to be useless to get fired for this

>>11147430
>coworker who was a massive fag and talked about how he groomed young boys
>became management after I left

>>11147456
Nah the boss was some sort of relative of his. I was planning on quitting that shit job anyway because of retarded work hours.

>>11147460
fags, beta males collecting knives and roasties are the best corporate slaves.

they would sell their mother to have a promotion.

literal NPCs

>>11147318
>37
> boomer

pick one.

>>11147526
>be able to partake in meaningful communication, not just irl shitposting
>be called NPC
NPC meme users are projecting narcissists

>>11147452
Old Greg is a literal cuck who let's his ex wife live with him and pays her child support

>>11147460
>didn't crack his skull open
you sound like a bigger fag desu

Greg here. You're done. See you monday.

>>11147832
Top kek
Gino is a literal cuck he always talk about civil war and niggers but I could jump him in 5 seconds.

>>11147732
summerfag

>>11147768
NPCs are NPCs, they are sheeps and it' should not be illegal to shoot them

>>11147289
>coworker looks like hes mid-late 30s
>hes actually mid 40s
>keep calling him a boomer over and over again
>thought it was kinda funny at first but now its starting to piss him off

yeah, this is why i dont have any friends

>mfw co worker sleeps in the warehouse because his wife left him, changed the locks while he was at work and now owns his house and kids

stacking boxes is all he has left...reported him to HR as a suicide risk, he needs help/moving off premises before he offs himself.

>>11147289
call him Craig

>npc VS npc

I always liked to watch the AI kill eachother on doom.

>>11147447

>>11147289
>>11147318

t. my father was verbally abusive drunk piece of shit that berated me and instilled in me insecurities and anti social behaviors, so now I cant relate to other humans outside of cynisism and degenerate shit like irl shit posting.

>>11149296
Damn this shit really hit you hard huh?

>>11149296
i feel u anon

>>11147289
>25 yo zoomer at work
>give him wrong instructions on how to his work properly all week
>snitch about his poor performance to the management
>get him fired

Eh, Nothing personell kid.

>boomer co-worker bullshittif about his life again

>>11149584
kek

>>11149296
I know this feel all too well
:...(

>>11147768
>>11147451
>>11147367

I can see your stretched out butthole from miles away.Neck yourself faggot.

>>11147367
How many katanas do you have?

>>11149584

That's sad man. And 25 year olds aren't Zoomers.

>>11147289
Kek it's really to easy to trigger boomers.

-Boomer 1 in the office think he is some hot shot. Always pretend to be good with the ladies. 40 years old, red hair, wear braces looks like Rick Astley. He is always making jokes about me an other guys who just started working within the company. Some of his jokes are pretty harsh (talking shit about someone weight etc). So I make one joke related to his appearance. Guy sends me an e-mail in the middle of the night, if I don't want to that again and he don't find it professional. Guy totally stopped making jokes about me, like he is scared or something .

- Boomer 2 is placed next to a window . When you stand behind the window you can look on his screen. He doesn't like that so he put a large item to block the view. Every night I move the large item. Every day I see him get mad and put the large item back.

- boomer 3 : we have flex spots, so we are allowed to sit any where. Yet some boomer entourage claims that 6 tables are their spot. Like some prison gang. Me and a bro always sit there if we have the chance . Even when there are other spots free. Love to see their grumpy faces when they walk in to see their seats taken

Goddammit I hate boomers

>>11147832
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>11147914
That and the b.o.; it wouldn’t kill you to shower occasionally.