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>got a new roommate
>he is pic related
>tells me he's crazy for memes
>"Do you like memes, anon?"
>me: yeah, kinda, what do you mean by that exactly?
>literally types in just "memes" into youtube
>shows me first video
>laughs hysterically at some dull shit
>actually thinking about talking to the administration/landlord about him

What can I tell the people in charge to get him thrown out? I just want an introverted autist, what is this uni scam???

>> No.11125381

>>11125362
You’ll have to kill him, Anon.

>> No.11125387

>>11125362
get his phone, text yourself through his phone this.
>you are alright, don't come to [insert class] tomorrow.

>> No.11125396

oh wow your life is so hard, you have to interact with a normie for five minutes.

>> No.11125399

>>11125362
Tell them he likes cartoon frogs and he owns a MAGA hat

>> No.11125412

Nice blog, fucking faggot

>> No.11125413

>>11125387
Kek, good one...
>>11125399
I think they're alright with that shit actually.

>> No.11125416

>>11125399
hmmm..... this might also work. if it's an east coast school. democrats literally own the campus in east coast schools.

>> No.11125417
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11125417

Maybe learn the good things about him and share your good things. By combining an autist and normie power, you two will be twice as informed of the world

>> No.11125425
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11125425

>>11125362
Do this precisely. He will want to move out and be posting the following on plebbit in no time.

>got a new roommate
>he is pic related
>tells me he's crazy for memes
>"Do you like memes, anon?"
>me: yeah, kinda, what do you mean by that exactly?
>literally types in /pol/ on startpage
>shows me the first meme
>laughs hysterically at some jew getting lead into a oven with pennies on the ground
>actually thinking about talking to the administration/landlord about him

>> No.11125432

>>11125412
Go suck one

>> No.11125434

>>11125362
lmao
where are you from anon?

>> No.11125446

>>11125362
show him gore and laugh hysterically about war victims

>> No.11125450

>>11125417
Not bad actually, maybe he could teach me the ways of not thinking about stuff and I can unload my crypto bags on his ass and shill him.

>> No.11125460

>>11125416
Are you telling me that it isn't this way in other areas of the US? If so where?
t. East coast fag

>> No.11125471

>>11125446
Underrated

>> No.11125500

>>11125450
Anon, that's how you make enemies and became more distant from the world.

If that's what you want, then college may not be a good place.

Did you take one of those "personality assessments" that some colleges give out to match up dormmates?

>> No.11125647

>>11125425
wow, i would kill to room with yuno from hidamari sketch

>> No.11125707

>>11125362
cool story OP. you forgot the ending
>and then 4chan clapped