/biz/ - Business & Finance

>ITT: Things that didn't happen

>>11110029
>Tfw only niggers and junkies ride public transportation in your city

>>11110029
cringe af
you have a girl sleeping on your shoulder for 20minutes and you don't tell her a single thing nor smile at her when she wakes up? kys

>>11110029
>>a cute girl that was sitting next to me fell asleep on my shoulder for 20 minutes
why are women allowed to do shit like this to complete strangers? if a man did this he would be in court because of some woman screaming #MeToo

>>11110053
It did. I am not sure if it was 20 minutes, I was completely frozen and didn't know what to do. I just breathed as little as possible as to not wake her up. When she woke up I pretended to sleep but she probably knew I didn't.

That's how you get girls pregnant, you looser fag... you should have been wearing a shoulder condom

>>11110100
because if you rest your goddamn 200kg fat flabs on someone its practically attempted murder fat faggot

>>11110029
>not fapping when she wakes up
How is she supposed to know if you're interested?

>>11110029
A cute girl once sat next to be on the bus and I thought she might have been making eyes at me. Then I began to wonder if she was on drugs, because a girl being relaxed and receptive around me is a rare occurrence.

>>11110307
Wait I thought you touched their boobs when they were sleeping to show interest??

>>11110100
>He actually believes in gender equality
Because women don't like fat greasy neckbeards resting their heads on them while they pretend to sleep. The double standard is completely justified.

>>11110331
I do that to wusses in busses. I lure them out in remote bus stops and take their link with my gang of buddies, leaving them in a puddle of tears and semen.

>>11110359
>with my gang of buddies
now we know you're lying

This happened to me on a plane flight and she kept brushing her arm against mine. I never wanted to fondle someone so bad

>>11110029
why didn't you ask for her number.

i woulda said something like
> i tried sleeping but your snoring was too cute and loud
> i took a selfie of us and posted in on IG with the hashtag #StrangerDanger
> you started to drool on me so i closed your mouth
you seem actually pretty cute and cool, would you want to hang out get some lunch or coffee sometime- but you have to promise not to sleep on me next time! ;)

cmon anon. pick up some game!!

>>11110108
maybe she was pretending to sleep too

>look out the window for 20 minutes and check who is walking around outside and what clothes people are wearing so I know if its hot or cold outside
>get dressed, try to look as NPC as possible so I don't draw any attention
>leave building and slowly approach the parking lot and my car
>suddenly 30 meter away from me a qt blonde (underage) girl in a summerdress jumps down some stairs and looks at me
>she starts yelling and screaming at me and is obviously happy as fuck she yells "hello" and "hey wait"
>ohfuck.jpg
>run the last 5 meters to my car, fumble with the keys and jump in and lock the doors
>the qt girl is standing behind the car looking into the mirror and waving her hand at me and yelling heeello heeeeelloooooo
>start the engine and speed away as fast as possible
>wait til its night til I return home in case she is there waiting for me
>everyday awaiting possible pedo charges or police at my door because that girl could claim rape or something and saw my license plate

>>11110628
yeah you should have said those things. Those will def work next time this happens

>>11110029
not related to business or finance

>>11110631
could be, fuck
I am decently attractive and somewhat /fit/ but just ridiculously autistic to the point where I could not talk to women if my life depended on it

>>11110029
Top kek!

>>11110568
man that must have been so comfy, watching all the clouds go by as a cute girl rests your head on your shoulder and brushes your arm, almost like having a gf
and they say we are all virgins

>>11111594
Definitely still hold that memory in my spank bank

>>11110029
Never happened.