/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11076830
Link if anybody wants to read it
https://news.sky.com/story/next-financial-crisis-has-begun-and-will-be-worse-than-2008-crash-economists-warn-11497433

Buy the SPY you dumb peons

Just opened a small position in AMRS because I’m a poorfag. Really nice discount today.

>>11076845
>milfs
please stop

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>11076880
The younger and thinner the better

>>11076830
>>11076880
please dont

STOP SELLING YOUR AMD YOU MASSIVE FAGGOTS

>>11076880
>comfy rolls out of bed at noon to give his virgin opinion

>>11076901
Kill all fats

>>11076928
10/10

would give half my net worth for her slavery to me

>>11076830
Was NIO a good buy or is that money doomed?

>>11076901
god how repulsive must these 'tits' look out of a bra

really at some point why even bother, what support are you really needing for waht reason?

>>11076928
Kill all 3d

>>11076919
This. HODL AMD, triple digits by next summer

>>11076958

They think they bought the dip, dump it.

The /dogsofdow/ are awaking after nap...pamp it again!

>>11077002
GREEN OR BUST

>>11076958

>>11076901
Life doesn't get any better than having a fat girl sit on your face.

>>11077002
THANK YOU BASED KO AND ITW

>>11076919
amd looks like a cyclical stock I would not hold that because history likes to repeat itself.

>>11077024
SWEETIE

Why is everyone suddenly talking about a recession today? Did something massive happen??

>>11077050
red candle obviously means 80% nasdaq crash incoming

>>11077050
no, large investors want to make money off of scaring people by selling articles that scare people

a correction is gong to happen again, but probably not for another year

Remember:

Always do the opposite of what namefags say

>>11077050
Yeah, the market is going to crash before october 1st. Screen cap this.

>>11077050
Its just Bagholder and Reluctant talking SHIT
Disregard all haters

looks like it bounced off my arbitrary memelines exactly as I predicted

>>11077050
News outlets been screaming RECESSION since newest president was elected.
I want it to happen but,
>it isn't going to happen

BAGHOLDER IS A HOMOSEXUAL

Is anyone interested in LB for their slutty advertising and 8% div yield

>>11077081
Surely DRUMPF is finished this time!

>>11077093
duh

Rev up those pink wojaks because I am sure hungry for a market crash.

>>11077098
LB is the next Sears you brainless nigger
They diont even entice new customers with their free pantie bra giveaways because they cant afford it

>>11077093
>>11077102
I am not a homosexual.

>>11077098
I'm not even gonna touch stocks after getting raped by Crypto this whole year.
Blumpf is a raciss an AMD is gon 2 da moon yall

>>11077077
What’s with this post in every thread?

>>11077114
How do you feel about Canadian Banks vs American Banks?

>>11077116
Probably Bi though

BAGHOLDER IS SUPER GAY

>>11077045
The other day I heard "I want AMD to go to $40 again"
If said person is ITT, hi

>>11077125
I dont do the forex anymore but last year I remeber reading that Canada will raise rates

Anyway, American banks are obviously better and a guaranteed bullrun to 2021 because of interest rates and low valuations from the 2008 crash

>>11077116
(You)

>>11077050
what recession
everything am fine
what you talking about
you crazy person

>>11077119
Trying to get memed like a certain energy beverage

Was down -$200 on AMD, traded my way back to -$.80. I get this nagging suspicion if I keep trading, I'm going to widen that loss, put my week into negative potentially, and put a chair through my window.

>>11076946
it has a cute little robot assistance is a good buy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs3RXtZfeWM

Fucking MU making a comeback, let's see + $50 after ER on the 20th, daddy needs some fucking walking around money

>SAFM moon
guess it wasnt such a bad idea

Who here bought the AMRS dip ?

>>11077224
AMRS-chan will soon return to $50 by 2020

>>11076842
Anybody got sauce on this meme pic? Also, looking to drop 10k into s&p, should I just go for it or hope there's some sort of pullback?

>>11077194
>implying

>>11077247
That is a bit optimistic
MIDTEENS™ is far more plausible
But I am smelling some short-term drawbacks because - once again - of the fucking chinks

Papa Melo is trying to make deal with these slily slant eye untrustworty bastards. My opinion is he is wasting his time and effort and will ever get paid.

>>11077285
Don’t DCA, just do it

>>11077050
They're trying to demonstrate to you an important concept of the market. They lose pretty much nothing by saying the collapse is right around the corner if they're wrong, but if they're right they'll sell a million+ copies of some stupid book they intend to write.

>>11077116
M8 didn't u have full-blown aids or some shit you're not kidding anyone

>>11077050
international jewry is buying stocks so they publish articles telling the dumb goyim to sell

>>11076939
I may be saying retarded and inaccurate things, but that is what I have understood of today's economy

Modern economic works on fiat money, more precisely debts created out of thin air
So the majority of money you see floating in the economy has been taken on margin (sort of)
So a recession means less economic transactions (less spendings/incomes), which means there is a high chance economic actors get margin called
And that is when a global selloff occurs

People mainly feel rich and spend (on margin) because their assets have a high valuation.

Don't get the wrong idea I am against this system. These are the rules so you either accept them of gtfo. Besides, I believe this high leveraged system is what get shits and progress done quickly, compared to before (notably the gold backed currency meme)

>>11077367
I'm not your mate fag.

>>11077077
>>11076700
all that institutional ownership is albertson's and the take over deal evaporated. i was in for the bezos, but they'll kill it b4 they let him have it.u think they'll offer a better deal than $2/share?

>>11077396
You mate with fags

>>11077415

Sell your SPY, its gonna be a SOUR hour.

>>11077464
t.faggot

btw, whatever happened to B5G?

>>11077464
big sells comin in all of a sudden desu

>>11077471
he lost his money, his girl, got AIDS from a Mexican tranny and still posts under the trip Planes

>>11077468
I'm trying to save you some shekels.

everybody post your long term holding retirement portfolios

I wonder how many people are spread across some blue chips vs how many people are all in on 2 or 3 total ETFs, returns should be about the same either way ?

Just buy BUD
as long as it doesnt closes lower today, its higher highs
Buy the up trend

>>11077517
Actually, thats none of your business

>>11077517
SPY, V, GD that's all. My only portfolio is my retirement. I'm 40% cash. Returns YTD are 1.8%, got completely justed all summer in a biotech washout and tesla.

>loaded up on Jan 18 AMD calls yesterday

>>11077404
>Albertsons
Try Blackrock and Vanguard. No more spoon-feeding.

TLRY is going to be FNKO next week.

>>11077547
Buy Blackrock and IShares ETFs

I'm a clueless wagecuck with $20,000 in life savings. What do I invest in?

nlst to moon

>>11077583
kneepads

>>11077583
SPY

>>11077583
AMD

>>11077583
AMRS

>>11077566
>(((ETFs)))
Nah, bruh. I don't fuck with that shit. Also
>The point
>Your head

>>11077583
buy silver, when this thing pops your silver will be as good as gold

>>11077583
unironically AAPL

>>11077618
I wasnt really replying to you
I was shilling Blackrock
Buy Blackrock and Ishares ETFs

>>11077583
You invest in not coming to this general

>>11077638
This unironically

>>11077583
80% into s&p500. with the other 20% you can consider being a degenerate gambler. On that note, what's the best s&p500 ETF for a canuck to invest in? I'm debating between VFV or convert to USD for 1% charge and buy VOO.

Holy shit, SAFM is mooning right now
Do I deserve catching the bottom
Thankgiving is coming up
Holy shit

Will canopy rivers be listed on RH, or should I move some funds over to my TD account?

Bond yield hasn’t inverted yet so there likely won’t be a crash

>>11077464
3/3 impulse up

Is /biz/ becoming a stock market board?

In an effort to create a more perfect general. I will be resigning from my position as resident trip fag effectively immediately.

>>11077680
I don't believe you, you've done this before

>>11076830
Nice bought 20k

>>11077658
Two percent is a moon mission?

HA! BAGHOLDER YOU AUTISTIC DICKMUNCHING FAGGOT

>>11077672
It was great once, it will be again. MBGA

>>11077672
Everyone finally realized crypto is a ponzi scheme and no currencies have any inherit value. There's literally no way any crypto will get back to Dec 17 prices so there is no point to invest in it any more

oh for fuck sake do SOMETHING

>>11077700
Yup

>>11077664
Do you know the exact date of the IPO?

>>11077583
You know almost nothing right now, so the highest return you'll get is an investment in your education. First lesson: don't take stock tips from people. Someone tells you to "buy XYZ" you ignore it. The only exception to this might be if they tell you to invest in a mutual fund. Next, you have to consider how involved in the markets you want to be. Because you're a wagecuck, you probably can't trade intraday. You are going to probably need a longer time horizon so look into books more geared towards investing rather than trading. The gold standard in my opinion for investing is "The Intelligent Investor." Investopedia is a good resource as well. Other than that, I think both the investment community and the trading community are largely dog shit and more often than not you're in this game alone. Keep working your job, read up on mutual funds, and read up on investment/trading on a longer time horizon. Don't use any subscription services, don't pay for a mentor, don't do any of that shit. Read and start slow.

>>11077623
This.
AAPL split 7 ways a few years ago. Before the split it was over 700 dollars. Now it’s 223. So basically it’s at 1561.
Golden bull.

I am a poorfag and dont know shit about investing money. The only "investments" I have made are shitcoins. How do I into investments? Just stick money into one of these s&p 500 index funds? How do they work? Which one should I put money in? Or should I do something else entirely?

so many newfags

>>11077547
holmes, those are passive institutional investors
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/evaluate/fundamentals/ownership.jhtml?stockspage=ownership&symbols=RAD

and the insiders r still selling
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/evaluate/fundamentals/ownership.jhtml?stockspage=insidertransactions&symbols=RAD

the stock is oversold tho

SAFM must be doing the strategic buyback now
Thanksgiving is coming up boys
People will buy their chicken and add to the pump
this is the bottom

>>11077583
learn about the market cycle and what happens when the fed increases interest rates. also hype stocks work for a quick buck.

does anyone have any fucking clue what tlt is doing

>>11077729
Just that it's supposedly the week of the 17th.

>>11077780
It's in a distribution phase.

Lads who's got a risky short term options play with potentially high payoff? Got a grand and I'm feeling froggy

>>11077754
Institutional ownership is on the rise, famillia. Short data gets released on Monday. Keep digging. Also not how Goldman Sachs just FUDed the stock but is steadily increasing their position. Like I said. Dig deeper.

>>11077794
Figured. It's been gapping everywhere recently. Also big money are putting in orders of millions of dollars for tlt shares, so I'm like 95% sure it's actually accumulation.

>>11077740
First of all repent for your sins for investing in monopoly money.

>>11077803

BLDP

>>11077803
puts on CGC, CRON, TLRY

>>11077806
*note

How did people retire before the late 1800s without a stock market? Without annual returns generating more purchasing power how would you ever save enough to live without working forever

>>11077809
That big money going into bonds is actually pension funds that have to buy them to fulfill the full long term obligation, you fucking twat.

>>11077825
Unless your family was already rich you died by your mid 40s so there was no retiring

>>11077825
their children supported them

>>11077740

>>11077825
You probably died before it mattered or had your kids take care of you.

russell finally rolled over
time to scalp

>NIO

>>11077840
>>11077845
people regularly lived into their 80s throughout human history, they skew the numbers by averaging in high levels of infant mortality

>>11077740
part 2

>>11077831
>buying bonds by going long a bond ETF

>>11077825
There are farmers out there getting up at 5am in their seventies, although today most of the tasks are mechanized. They'd most likelly be doing minor tasks up to their physical capability/ helping with grandkids at that time

>>11077831
i disagree
pension funds dont add up to $865M of bonds in an afternoon
the one yesterday was only $86M so thats understandable

Invest in school buses

>>11077825
Multi generational households were the norm and kids rarely moved out so they’d inherit everything and in return care for their aging parents.

>>11077740
part 3

GOLDEN SCHOOL BUS RUN

lol remember when this article spread around with some guy saying a 25 year great depression was around the corner?
>You will want to remember this date July 13, 2015. According to one of the top minds in the U.S. Intelligence Community, that is when the United States will enter the darkest economic period in our nation's history. A 25-year Great Depression. Does This Signal the End of the Dollar? An alarming pattern has caused many in the Intelligence Community to secretly prepare for a "worst-case scenario." Click here to see it.... And alarmingly, he and his colleagues believe the evidence they've uncovered proves this outcome is impossible to avoid. In an exclusive interview with Money Morning, Jim Rickards, the CIA's Financial Threat and Asymmetric Warfare Advisor, has stepped forward to warn the American people that time is running out to prepare for this $100 trillion meltdown. "Everybody knows we have a dangerous level of debt. Everybody knows the Fed has recklessly printed trillions of dollars. These are secrets to no one," he said. "But all signs are now flashing bright red that our chickens are about to come home to roost."

if you actually google
>money morning jim rickards "you will want to remember this date"
youll see the month and year they say to remember changes every time its reposted because nothing ever happens. fucking doom sayers like this are permabears on steroids

>>11077806
well spotted.
I got my bacon cooked on $2 calls when the buyout was announced, rolled down & out so sitting on Jan $1.50s, largely out of spite. the fucking faggot sitting there .8 to book while amzn is going into pharma. hope u make it anon.

>>11077878
>>11077890
https://www.bloomberg.com/research/stocks/private/snapshot.asp?privcapId=6537691

Collins renewable bus has been winning many more contracts than bluebird

>>11077517
my long term portfolio is basically 75% stock index, 20% bonds, 5% shinyrocks

This RAD shilling is actually making me reconsider.

>>11077825
Retirement is a 21st century meme. Back when children were an asset and not a liability people would just breed like rabbits and pass the farm/estate/bakery/family business/fucking whatever down to their offspring.

>>11077926
I get all my stuff from RAD
Im buying 100 shares

>>11077969
I can't even remember the last time I saw a RAD

>>11077891
He was just off by a few years. It's coming.

>>11077825
the good version was that you'd live with your grandkids, the bad version was you'd work till you died

either way life expectancy was a good 10-15 years lower and all the expensive end of life medical interventions basically didn't exist

>>11077898
That's why I generally don't fuck with options. Especially not naked bets. Gotta use them to hedge.

>>11077934
>tfw the only thing I need to worry about retirement is how much my divvy for each company will increase yoy to keep par or be above the rate of inflation

>>11077855
Dude it doubled in like two days

>>11077583
CHEAP FARMLAND

>>11077825
As long as there has been the capacity to buy 1 unit of a thing for X and sell 1 unit of a thing for >X, and as long as you could figure out a way to then buy 1*Y units and sell 1*Y units, there has been a pathway to extraordinary wealth. The stock market just centralized the process. I think they say Thales of Miletus was one of the most popular "first" users of options and that was 600 B.C. This stuff has conceptually been around for a while.

>>11077753
There are people in this thread that still don't trust the GOLDEN BULL...

Jesus Christ what happen to nio. did tariffs kill the stock?

>>11077891
it's fucking Qanon-level retardation from people who don't know how macroeconomics works

Do I buy into NIO guys?

>>11077825
Your kids and grandkids’ income would take care of you, sometimes you’d get a state pension. Some old people also worked small-time jobs. Your grandma might knit and sew garments and stuff on the side, for example.

>>11077484
A real BigGayFanboy would follow his stocktwits to get their daily dose.

>>11078027
this.

until buffet-sama says the end is neigh, i'll keep playing the game that has graciously paid me

>>11078004
Im laughing at all the chink shills that said to buy at open

>>11078032
do not buy into Chinese ADRs

they are all scams

yes all, even the big ones you're thinking of

>>11078025

>>11078050
I just looked into their company. I'm buying right now while its cheap

>>11078055

Thanks anon. New to investments and trying to figure out what to spend my first 1k in.

>>11078064

>>11078075
Its like investing in Tesla. We all know its a scam but people will buy it just cause of hype

>>11078086
Yeah Exept your Mr. Lee Ling Ho isnt going to colonize mars or even own a space station

>>11078069
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

>>11078016
tahts my favorite part of the stock market is i dont have to know much of anything about MSFT for example to have made nearly 20% this summer on them. I dont have to figure out how to run an entire company buying for X selling for X+1, I can just buy into companies sitting on my phone at home on Robinhood and make tremendous amounts of money if I am patient and never sell my index funds or blue chips for years and years

I'll never be Gates rich but I dont want to, I just want to be worth a couple millino in the 40s with minimal effort but patient and diligent investing every month for years and years

>>11076845
>check source
Pfft, it's nothing.

So how soon till they raise the retirement age to 70?

>>11078094
Im sorry but unfortunately thats not gonna happen lol. EV's are overhyped and so are Chinese consumers. NIO will probably moon in the next few days and sustain its level till a market crash in the next few years.

>>11078050

not funny man my wife is going to divorce me now. I risked retirement money for this stock.

>>11078121
whatever Chink shill
As far as Im concerned, your stock no longer exists
same goes for every Chink scam

>>11077987
a few? right. ok, so 2020 or so? whats the max you give on total economic collapse? will repost here for laughs on dec 31 of the year you give

>>11078134

>>11078069
buy some speculative biotech shit with me. BMRN is looking good right now and you can buy 10 shares with that 1k

>>11078118
who's "they", Anon? You can retire at 45 if you invest wisely and don't waste money on bullshit

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I’m up 1.42%, my NOC and some others stuff has done pretty good. I picked up long term TLT calls, I know it’ll turn around soon. Sorry I haven’t been posting too much this week, I’ll be back to regularly posting on Monday. I’m in a conference right now on my phone!

ROMANOS
NOW

>>11078146
you've got until october 1st 2018

>>11078203
+0.12%
close one
+3% this week

>>11078167
Lord Shkreli actually said BMRN is one year ahead of the rest of biotechs in the hemophilia gene therapy thing (SGMO QURE ONCE RARE)

>>11078203
>up 1.33%
feelsgoodman

>>11078203
down a little today because I bought tlt calls yesterday

though not too concerned considering the imminent collapse of the weed stocks and the order for over $86m in tlt shares

>>11078203
>I picked up long term TLT calls
i fucking hope so
all signs point to this week being an accumulation phase desu

the next two days should confirm this imo

>>11078146
I would say wait till the bond yield inverts and then stay in market for about 1-2 months. Stocks are extremely overvalued but the party isn't over yet.

>>11078229
why don't you put all your money into SPY puts that expire shortly after Out 1, anon, since you're so sure?

Oct 9 puts for $230 strike are like nine cents right now. Drop a grand in there, you'll be rich enough to retire

you know, if you're not full of shit

Sell stocks and bonds, buy silver, you've been warned.

>>11078237
I've been buying his portfolio one stock at a time but I didn't get into RGNX yet and they just did a massive run this week. Feels bad man

>>11078251
>yield curve inverts
i think this is coming sooner than later desu
the difference in COT on the long end of the curve vs the short end is staggering
large specs backed off the long bonds this week, but im watching big boys on the bells every other day buying literally almost a billion dollars worth of an ETF, i can only imagine what its like in the bond futures pit

>>11078272
>buy silver
jesus fucking christ

I got totally swindled on NIO. Lost 1k and the stock is going to crater.

>>11078272
no, buy platinum

silver is bullshit

>>11078272

Whats on the grill today Bagholder

>>11078269
I will do it next week.

>>11078295
did it say "Chinese ADR" in the fucking description?

then you got fair warning

>>11078118
who is this semen demon?

>>11078280
If you believe him, you shouldn't time the market and just buy and hold until the expected catalyst happens

>>11078298
>plat
i agree
but either way
dont buy metals now

>>11078000
i'd never lock up too much capital on a company with shrinking revenues. this is just a side bet with what i think is a binary outcome. that fits my ideal naked call profile.

Is this the peak boomer portfolio?
MNST: His drink
SMG: His lawn
DE: His lawn
GM: His car
PFE: His viagra

>>11078299
It's Friday, Gin & Blow.

>>11078311
A kind reminder that when you buy shares of chink scam companies, you are actually buying shares of a shell company incorporated in the Cayman Island (or the BVI) which parent company is the actual chink company

Also, you as a shareholder has absolutely no judiciary recourse if the chinks decide to rip you off in chinkland

Check out this site: https://deep-throat-ipo.blogspot.fr/

>>11078315
I mean yeah, but I can only put in so much money every month, and i usually want to buy at least $500-$1000 when i start a new position

But it all works out, I missed the RGNX run but I caught the SLDB one so it's basically even

>>11078323
Plat is underpriced for it's potential industrial applications so you aren't just betting on a crash

but stocks will still probably outperform it

>>11078340
GALT: His failing liver

>>11078340
BF.B is the drink and you forgot retirement home REITs

>>11078365
Based
>>11078370
Boomers own their own home, so retirement homes don't count

>>11078203

Pretty good. I got the bounces I was looking for on yesterday's low buys. Moved stop losses up to break even and now I wait for Monday to tell the tale....

>>11078347
Nice
I hope lord Shkreli will give his thoughts about the SGMO "dissappointing" data on Hunter Syndrome. That would give insight on how to interprete clinical data.

Rundow on that trial: traces of nasty substance were drastically reduced after receiving the therapy but market was worried about the very weak presence of an enzyme in the plasma, hinting that the therapy might not be that effective

>>11078365
It sucks that they’re only doing non alcoholic fatty liver. I’m hoping it’ll still be applicable, I need it and I’m only a 22 year old boomer.

>>11078313
Kelly Burgess

>>11078384
boomers get reverse mortgages to make sure that their kids can't inherit a single cent

what company is biggest selling those?

>>11077544
What's the gains, bro?

>>11078408
based

>>11078384
>Boomers own their own home

>>11078365
>>11078370
>>11078405
What do boomers wear? We need to add his apparel. JCP or walmart?

>>11078432
PVH

>>11078341
coca cola?
Its been a long, Green week
Its time for a nice Bull Lunch followed by a Bull Nap

>>11077843
>>11077862
>>11077883
Thanks anon

>>11078416
to answer my own question, it's LendingTree, which went up 800% over the past five years by harvesting boomer inheritances

but it's been flat this year, that cow might be running out of milk

>>11077803
RHE IS A GOOD ONE I MADE 250.00 IN An hour

>>11078269
My meme-alysis shows the $230 strike is going to fuck you since the bottom will be $232.

Any fellow NIO Marines around?

What should Big Lenny say to /smg/ you guys?

>>11078547
Fugg forgot pic

Is there a movie night?

sony and nintendo are correlated

>>11078569
Saturday

>>11078532
don't bring your crypto kiddie memes into smg you fucking nigger

and you deserve suffering for buying a chinese ADR

Not even Amazon can stop me from a green day

>>11078547
Tell Lenny to say "It's time to get down with stocks and thots. Avoid everything Big5Gay suggests because he is delirious from AIDs. Oh--and nerds should get ready for the day of the locker"

>>11078619
>76ms1J0u
Lemme see dat portfolio though

>>11078532
I'm with ya brudda. Should have bought when it opened but got in a bit late. Bought about 113 shares at $10.60

>>11078532
>NIO
700 shares reporting in.

>>11078648
>76
Clearly referring to the formation of the united states.
>ms
Microsoft.
>1J0u
The USA was founded by 1 jew at microsoft. Bill Gates is the real founding father, confirmed beyond any reasonable doubt.

>>11077050
US Yield curve is about to invert

At what point do you think there will stop being a stock market general, and instead just threads about stock market?

>>11078692
stock market has shitty banking hours. crypto is full time. so probably never

>>11078692
/biz/ will turn into r9k in like 10 months

>>11078692
hopefully never because the rest of biz contains all the retardation away from here, I almost never scroll through /biz/ proper

>>11078609

>>11078692
Why should it change? This is like a club for degenerate gamblers on their way to becoming boomers.

>>11078688
Correlation is not causation
I think every smart guys on Wall Street have been monitoring the meme indicators and the macro data don't support the recession thesis (contraction of GDP)

If you thinking of a financial crisis, it implies that something has been horribly mispriced and a massive correction is coming.

>>11078609
Eyes Wide Shut was a very comfy movie desu

>>11078609
do you have a valid link for nightcrawler now btw

>>11078659
I'm 200 @ 11.01

Not my first rodeo, feeling ok about this short term

>>11078792
I dont know I just think its comfy for people to post different threads instead of just keeping it all in one. maybe someday after crypto crashes and people need something else to invest in.

>>11078688
i agree

>>11078726
>scroll through /biz/ proper
why would you?
its all drive bys and shills shilling shills

>>11078203
Barely red today and +3% for this week. Feel pretty comfortable right now, only bothered to make a couple trades this week

>>11076830
DON'T LET THIS DISTRACT YOU FROM
THE FACT
THAT CHINESE SCAM IPOS ARE HERE TO FORCE YOU
AT GUNPOINT
TO DOUBLE YOUR MONEY
AND BASICALLY

LOOK FOR XYF - X FINANCIAL BECAUSE
IT HAS 11 MILLION SHARES WHICH IS LAUGHABLE AS ITS SHARE PRICE IS GOING TO BE 11 BUCKS

THIS STOCK WILL FULLY SELL OUT IN 1 HOUR AND THEN PEOPLE CAN LITERALLY NAME THEIR PRICE IF WE HAVE STRONG HANDS

THE BOOKRUNNERS ARE NONE OTHER THAN DEUTCHE BANK, MORGAN STANLEY

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD

XYF XYF XYF

>>11078609
How can I join movie night with you autists?

>>11076830
See you in hell bitches >>11078666

I'm working on a spreadsheet that calculates dividend payouts in an accumulating portfolio, however I'm currently having to assume that the price and yield will stay the same, which is unrealistic. Is there any way to account for things like that and inflation as well?

>>11078569
>>11078943
can we watch wall street?

>>11078831
I'll find one tonight
>>11078817
>>11078966
Movie night is @ pic related at 9:15 MOUNTAIN TIME

>>11078943
its at 9pm mormon standard time which is like 430 am eastern time or something.

>>11078134
Jesus man, pull yourself together! You need to establish dominance pronto. Either buy the dip or piss on her feet the next time you see her to establish dominance.

>>11078964
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-tNkGWzRI3IQ4d9JEiSS21fXG18n04JLX_-0ni-1dv8/edit?usp=sharing

file -> make a copy of

>>11078984
MOUNTAIN GANG MOUNTAIN GANG

>>11078559
He obviously needs to tell all of /smg/ that they are cookie cutter porn addicts

>>11078203
me was pathetic coward today
me am self T_T

Anyone know what happened here? Never seen a -5% spike after hours before.

>>11079326
prepare for annihilation >>11078666

>>11078203
I got NIO’d for about 2 grand.
Bought AMD though with the money I had left and I’m doing good there.

>>11078284
I keep hearing yield curve inverts doesn't mean as much cause of QE pushing so much money in... Is that just a meme and invert is still harbinger

Reminder a stock market crash would be a good thing for /smg/ so we can pile into TQQQ and retire 12x as fast

>>11079363
Same friend... can't catch a break this week... CGC'd and NIO'd... 4k gone...

>>11079363
FOMO much?

>>11079461
Yup...

how much pretax passive income per year would you need to completely walk away from working and feel financially independent?

>>11079363
Perfect retrace. i-ii, going to moon hard.

>>11079479
Depends on your lifestyle desu... I'd be happy with 150k

>>11079479
~400 billion dollars

>>11079515
Per year?

>>11079479
depends on the lifestyle you want to live and your own personal expenses

>>11079387
well were not in QE anymore
were in QT
if anything i think that the fake money thats been used to support our own debt will probably make the inversion that much more bad for the market. it used to be a leading indicator by about 1-2 years. i dont think well have that grace period this time desu

>>11079543
me real answer am, nothing would every be nough

>>11079479
texas here, 80k would be nice, but being the stock market, the reality would be just trying to get as much as you can

>>11079020
Doesn't really help me. Right now I've got this spreadsheet set up to where you can fill in the blanks and it will tell you that portfolio will accumulate in value, assuming of course
>you spend the dividends on more dividends
>the price of the stock doesn't change
>the yield doesn't change
>the USD doesn't change

As those last three are obviously not going to happen, I'm looking for ways to compensate for that. You're chart doesn't even update the dividend yield in the following columns if you change the value

>>11079479
I don't need to worry about that. My organs will give out way before I retire. I just need like an extra 50k a month to spend on things like drugs, women and vix moon shots.

>>11079363
NIO is gonna rise next week

>>11079515
My goal as an investor is unironically to make 93 billion dollars before I die. Only that will be enough.

am i doing alrite?

UVXY reverse splits on Tuesday!!
PUTS PUTS PUTS

>>11079500
Jesus, you must waste a lot of money.

>>11079726
*puts post split, you dummy

>>11079726
You heard it here folks, Comfy is saying short volatility next week. The big one is upon us.

When are we buying DF?

>>11079747
No, if UVXY opens green buy calls, if it opens red buy puts

Hmm. HMMMMMMmmmmm......

I have been fiddling with this RTI trade for a couple weeks now and it's developing in to something pretty interesting. This is more TA than I normally do but the pattern is curious. There are external factors that caused this to play out in this particular way; correlation with Aurora Cannabis (large stakeholder, business agreements) and short pressure also due to the ACB correlation. Market is hesitant on ACB just because they made a bunch of dilutive acquisitions this year and don't appear to be planning to stop that activity in future.

Anyway. It has formed a symmetrical triangle on the daily chart. Symmetrical triangles are neutral on predicting future price movement aside from indicating the price will break out of the pattern some kinda way around the point of the shape. They're also useful for setting stop loss; stop goes below the lower line while price is within the pattern, then stop gets moved to the upper line on the day of the upwards breakout (if it does break out to the upside).

By my estimation, this is bullish when viewed in conjunction with the weekly chart (see next post).

>>11079691
NIO is dead...

>>11079763
You can't un-curdle milk, that just doesn't make any sense.
>>11079726
What happens to the value of options contracts when the underlying undergoes a reverse split? Do you even know comfer?

>>11079777

Weekly is a more straightforward TA situation. Rising CCI off a low of around 215, MACD curling towards a bullish cross, RSI in the low 40's so plenty of upside room if it wants to go that way.

What is the best time of day to buy options?
Seems like IV is high during open regardless, so if youre short term trading 2 month options seems like the best time to bet is at close or when volume slows down. What say you?

>>11079789
No no no silly head you follow my expert advice post split

>>11079777
Flaming sword confirms, Aiwass. I refuse to long weed stocks though.

>>11079818

Oh sweet, I got trips. Better double down....

>>11079788
based on what? no reason they cant have a sudden rise

>>11079326
ive seen it happen before across multiple stocks at the same time, glitch in the simulation

>>11079576
I don't think the yield curve flatenning is a cause. It is just correlation.
Despite uncle Powell tightening, money is still flowing in the US economy (and fuck the rest of the world)
- tax cuts
- federal spending bonanza
- oversea cash repatriation
- tariffs and IP protection (which should favor investments in the US soil)

The curve is flatenning because the FED is nuking the short end of the interest rates. Things should be fine as long as productivity keep growing

>>11079637
you're probably using it wrong but I'm too lazy to help newfags today

>>11079861
>you're probably using it wrong
column c is literally a flat value column, i.e., you just pasted 8% into all the cells in that column

pic related is what I'm working on

>>11079837
Based on they're a shit company with shit financials that couldn't even raise what they wanted... couldn't even give a good pump day 2...

>>11079837
Foreign chink companies IPOing abroad are pretty a P&D scheme backed by the ChinkCom party
Pretty much most of their companies are opaque as fuck and loss making
It is easy to make people fomo in and panic sell when you have a lot of capital

>>11079896
>spending hours on a sheet that does the same thing with two fewer clicks as my 10 minute sheet

>>11079896
pls keep me updated on your progress, i want to know your wisdom

>>11078203
Today was a good day

>>11080115
>new global stocks
Did you buy something a month ago and leave it there?

>>11079854
>It is just correlation.
no thats exactly what it is
its bond traders sniffing out short term risk

it will probably cause a bit of a panic, but still it doesnt cause anything itself (tho its a pretty good pop for long term bonds)

I like to invest in putting my glasses in the freezer so when I'm ready I can reap the rewards of having a frosted glass when i'm having my drink.

NEW THREAD
>>11080311

NEW THREAD
>>11080311

Kind of sad that most of my gains today came from AMD. Hoping that with this hurricane smashing into the Carolinas and all that the value of Caterpillar will go up.

>>11078688
yes, in about 6 month, and then we have about a year before a crash, so all in all plenty of time left faggot

even ray dalio says recession is in about 2 years

his book is free on his website btw

>>11078648
It's a good'n

>>11079562
STOP POSTING MY CAT

>>11080288
That notification is probably just from adding NIO to my watch list out of morbid curiosity.

Bears got very lucky today NIO would have been +$16 if trump didn't talk about tariffs.

>>11078344
>Check out this site: https://deep-throat-ipo.blogspot.fr/

Why are you linking oral porn in /biz/?

>>11079789
>>11079810
I have some calls that expire 9/21, what should I expect?