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When I'm old and on my death bed I'm going to be reminiscing about the times we spent on this Uruguayan bait and tackle image board. All the FUD, LARPS, shitposting and Sergey memes.

I won't be thinking about Christmas as a young boy with my family, I won't be thinking about playing high school football and making out with the prom king after his date passed out, nor will I be thinking about my college days. I also won't be thinking about my backstabbing whore wife who cheated on me and got throat fucked by a dark black nigger

I'm going to be thinking of all the internets fun that we had together

>> No.11075395

>>11075365
I am actually an insider believe it or not. My dad is involved with the project and he told me that chainlink actually isn't a scam. It was the 1st time I've seen him in almost a year. He'd put on 40-50 lbs and grew a beard that was covered in crusted big mac sauce. He's my dad so I still love him despite the fact that he voted for Bernie initially and then Hillary. But man, I can't stop thinking to myself that he has absolutely lost his mind. He won't stop talking about how he's trying to convince McDonalds to change the name of their burger from "Big Mac" to "Oracle". My mom's boyfriend Tyrone even thinks that he's crazy, so it's not just me.

>> No.11075441

>>11075395
I'm losing my mind actually.... if this shit takes any longer than November I'm organizing a road trip to that building in San Francisco to go confront sergey and the team.

I'm mentally unbalanced because of chainlink and biz

>> No.11075812

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>> No.11076184

>>11075441
Rome wasn't built in a day.

>> No.11076192

>>11075812
based maniac

>> No.11076416

>>11075365
>Making out with the prom king
Anon that's so fucking gay how could you?

>> No.11076467

>>11075812
im dumping exactly at $999 dollars

>> No.11076560
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>fap to sigil and go to bed
>dream about being on a moutain ridge
>I‘m not at the top but somewhere in the middle
>there is snow but I‘m not freezing
>I look down and see a small village, people are small like ants thats how far up I am
>suddenly I see 2 bright red strawberrys growing out of the snow
>I start to dig and I uncover champage and wine bottles
>I yell that I found something (I don‘t know who I was talking to)
>bottles suddenly pop and champagne is flowing out of the bottles like a river
>surf on my stomach on the champagne down to the village
>there is a party there
>wake up

any idea what it could mean?

>> No.11076697

>>11076560
You are destined to sell LINK at $500 rather than $1000, you will still make it and be able to affort anything you want but instead of gloating and thinking you're better than everyone else you will share your wealth and help those worse off than yourself

>> No.11076711
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11076711

>stay in a shitty apartment
>eat oatmeal, chicken and some veggies everyday
>started working out
>buy some link every month

In a year from now, I am going to be a /fit/ millionaire.

>> No.11076713

>>11076697
But I‘m in the 5k timeline

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>>11076184
Amen

>> No.11076746

>>11076560
Unironically the sigil is appearing as a prominent watermark in newly added joi videos on pornhub. I swear to Sergey I'm not lying.

>> No.11076747

>>11076713
$2500 then, you will sell half its ath

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11076812

you too, fren

>> No.11077027

>>11076746
Link pls

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>>11076747
good enough I guess
I also had dreams about pissing red wine which felt good in the dream.

anyone else dreaming weird things since they got into chainlink?

>> No.11077140

>>11075812
you are a BIG MAC