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I'm making my return to underground poker in NYC tonight. Anyone got any tips?

>> No.11067917

>>11067894
If you're asking for tips you're probably fucked. But try to identify the worst player at the table and play a lot with him. If you are unable to do so leave.

>> No.11067928

>>11067917
I don't think he can play against himself

>> No.11067949

>>11067894
Listen. Here’s the thing. If you can’t spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.

Also, watch out for Teddy KGB

>> No.11067958

> playing poker in 2018
> thinking you're going to randomly show up to underground club and play against fish

if you are paying more than $500 for this learning experience, just ghost the game and get a flight to vegas and play a few low roller tourneys

atleast you got a trip to vegas out of it

>> No.11068040

Wear a bulletproof vest

>> No.11068061

Just play standard tight aggro

>> No.11068075
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11068075

Don't quit your day job. And good luck.

>> No.11068172

>>11067894
Be Daniel Negreanu bro.

>> No.11068220

>>11067894
Only underground poker den I've seen was a sketchy trap spot in Chinatown upstairs from a massage brothel. Don't try to scam any Chinamen there they will fuck you up.

>> No.11068381

Throw away your cards the moment you know they can't win.

>> No.11068409
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>>11067949
Such a great movie