/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11055696
waste of money, just get a plastic bag for free from your local store and lube it up and fuck it

>>11055718
but sasha grey is so hot, shes my favorite actor and philanthropist

you need the loli onaholes from Japan my friend

>>11055696
>insertable length: 4.8 in

>>11055725
Based

>>11055721
not to mention her fine taste in literature

>>11055735
is this you?

>>11055696
>>11055725
What an embarrassment. Imagine finding this in your 20 year old son's room.

sure hope nobody uses my amazon account!

>>11055696


That shit is reepy as fuck.

>>11055768
kek

>>11055696
>spending money to jerk off
Never gonna make it, bro

>>11055768
>He browses for pencils and binders
Absolutely embarrassing

>>11055768
yea buying seaweed is pretty embarrassing. you can just get it for free at your local beach.

>>11055696
It doesn't look like Sasha Grey imho

>>11055767
Onaholes? More like Oh No Holes, because when your mom finds them in your room she says OH NO!!!!

>>11055822
all of them remind of this fat little faggot

>>11055768
Do those smellsbegone beads work fren? I was thinking about getting tvosd too for my room

>>11055696
>spending earnings
You're delaying your making it, faggot.

>>11055841
I cant speak for that specific brand but I got one as a gift a few years ago and it smelled good but I spilled some on my bedsheets

>>11055735

>>11055696
Today I saw an interview where someone said Amazon is growing this fast, because 80% of all orders are sex toys.

4chan just confirmed.

>>11055834
kek

>>11055834
dear god my sides

>>11055841
Have a bunch in my apartment, seem to work just fine.

If you're buying a mouth version be sure to buy one without teeths, Idk buy the 90years old Sasha Grey edition.

>>11055958
idk sasha grey is the hottest when there is a penis in her mouth and cant talk. her talking is the ultimate boner kill.

>>11055830
aaahahaha
i am in deep mental anguish

>>11055893
>>11055696
Fun fact, you can buy any sex toy off amazon and pump it full of cum and return it for full price. Then just move onto the next on and repeat. They will always accept it if its a issue in regards to the usability or function of the product. Just use your imagination, helps if your prime member. Bought 50+ flesh lights, never kept a single one.

>>11056060
Used onaholes are sold into the Japanese market as organic cumpie ready, roughly 4x the cost of a new onahole.

t. someone who knows

>>11055696
A blowjob feels good because of the warmth and moist sensation of a gentle femini'e mouth, so this thing is basically useless

>>11056208
lube microwave good to go

buy a proper onahole from japan

>>11056390
jesus christ

>>11056390
dear fucking God...

>>11055767

>Imagine finding this in your 31 year old son's room.

ftfy

>>11056060
Why cum every day in the same flesh lights, when you can use every day a brand new one! Ty, Amazon. HAHAHA

>>11056145

OK, now right there is a business opportunity /biz/ can get behind

>>11055768
Fucking Faygo, top kek

>>11056004
You really know your shit, I appreciate the effort and research you put into this

>>11055696
Just get a gf

>>11055834

Best finance related thread thread all day. Well played OP!

>>11056390
I ... I think I'm a little quea- no, it's okay, I'm not that queasy

:^l

>>11056583
LOL

>>11055768
The business card holder is the one that got me.
>hello, I jerk off into fake mouth sex toys and order instant noodles and pencils online.....here’s my card

I want a butthole one that way I can basically do anal without having to get poop on my dick

thoughts? anyone tried one?

I wanna be the kind of guy that girls suck off

>>11057060
Just imagine his card, my god.

>>11055696
>>11055735
>>11055746
No joke, I also had one of these and blew the back out. And it doesn't even feel that great.
Waste of money.

>>11055725
wouldn't I go to jail if I buy one of those?

>>11055834

>>11055810
his crippling social anxiety prevents him from going to target/walmart for stationary supplies

>>11055834

>>11056396
>>11056416
Real capitalism, motherfuckers.

>>11055767
>20
that is boomer tech

>>11057747
it's illegal to own silicone where you live?

>>11055834
Now, how many bitcoins to get someone to do a sex toy like that?

..asking for a friend, of course.

>>11055834

>>11057083
go to /jp/ they have a general up
if it's not up there is one in the archives
there you will find pastebin/ guides/ etc

>>11056390

>>11055725
Oh wow, I gotta buy this.

>>11055696
yeah its good
you can poke a hole in the back too and it feels just like a pussy

>>11056390 >>11055725

Japs are fucked up but they make the best shit

Kinda like Germans

Why are German and japs such hard working disciplined people yet they're so fucked up?

Is it a work hard play hard type of thing?

>>11055725
He can't afford it with his 15$ of crypto-earnings.

>>11056390
how much for these?

>>11056730
>dealing with w*men
yikes