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>>11054389

>>11054389
NPCs are actually doing the opposite

>>11054389

Does he have a name?

Nulljak?

6s Plus actually

>buying a slightly newer phone every 6 months makes you a based faggot
>keeping the same phone for 1+ year makes you a boring NPC

Choose one and only one

>>11054425
This

Sent from an Iphone 6S

>>11054425
I don’t think you understand what a NPC is. Or maybe you’re socially detached.

>>11054389
This is the exact opposite of a NPC learn your fucking memes idiot.

>>11054498
He called u a npc idiot.....woosh

>>11054389
6S unironically still fucking works. Only reason I got an 8 was to get more storage (on iPhones, you don't use flash sticks like you do with Androids, the storage is built in and hard-limited at the time of purchase)

>>11054487
NPCs are always trying to buy the newest shit to brag in front of their peers, a new iphone is a status symbol and some NPCs even go into debt for it just so they can appear slightly more successful NPCs in front of their NPC group.

the non NPC is only buying a new phone when he actually needs it.

>>11054511
I understand that but he is wrong.

>>11054532
you’re confusing a normie with an npc

i got a 2015 Lenovo Vibe Shot (check the specs)

cost me like $250

legit gemstone find

currently looking for next phone to get, but they're all shit tier now

closest 2 so far: motorola ZX2 compact (but it's bulky as fuck) blackberry motion (bulky again)

>>11054536
>he is wrong. Im not a NPC.

>>11054553
(*got it IN 2015 sorry)

>>11054389
>walled gardens are bad.

>>11054550
most normies ARE NPCs

>>11054584
The NPC is trying to become self-aware. Terminate him.

>>11054584
>>11054550
>>11054627

Wait, normies and NPC are not the same?

>>11054584
Rebranding fags are at it again.

>>11054389
nice try shill nigger
you're using the meme incorrectly by the way

>>11054389
am i an npc?

>>11054425
>Falling for it.
*SNAP*
Yep. This one is going in my NPC collection!

>>11054389
Only an NPC would tolerate a company charging them to take away their headphone jack. 6S is unironocally the best iPhone Apple ever made

>sent from my iPhone 6S

>>11054550
normies are NPCs you twat

>>11055463
There’s a HUGE difference between a traditional normie and an NPC. If you don’t know the difference, you’re probably one or the other.

>As long as my battery life is decent and I can browse the internet, I don't need a new fucking phone every year.

Keeping my iPhone 6S after the keynote. Need to get the battery and screen replaced, but other than that it doesn't seem there's a legitimate reason to upgrade.

It's a decent and easy to understand meme, how do you guys keep fucking it up.

>>11055474
what is the difference then, oh enlightened one?

>>11055504
Normies are retarded and feed off social interaction, “clout”, and materialism.

NPC is a boring loser who has accepted mediocrity and dullness as part of his life; hence why he doesn’t care about buying new flashy things nor does he care about sacrificing joys in life to save a few pennies here and there. That’s he’s gray and lifeless looking.

>>11055540
No, you're dumb

>>11054389
Only faggots and women have smart phones. Only chads use flip phones.

>>11055503
YHBT!!

>>11055540
I would consider an NPC to be someone that never ever does anything unexpected. Just like a video game character, they will never surprise you. Anyone dynamic is not an NPC.

>>11055540

>>11054389
>i completely misunderstand a simple meme

this meme is already dead you guys are destroying it

>>11055578
This is the better definition. Also, and I hate existentialism, but the "bad faith" idea of Satre is a good guide here. Also, I'll note, in a better ordered society, being an NPC might not be such a bad thing, in terms of the welfare of one's soul.

>>11055617
this

OP, i hope you get aids

>>11055634
>he thinks this wasn't the OPs intention

Buddy, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you might be an NPC

>>11055583
Ive noticed the vast majority of the population never comes up with invention ideas. Like never even once in their entire life.

I dont expect everybody to be the next ben franklin, but jesus christ not a single idea ever? How is that possible? Do you just never think? Its like they cant come up with new things on their own, they can only copy things they have seen in the past. Like a parrot or something. You say "polly want a cracker" and the parrot repeats you. You hand the parrot a cracker. Over time the parrot realizes that saying that phrase results in being given crackers, but the parrot doesnt really speak english. It doesnt know what it is saying. Its simply learned that it is the correct response to the problem of being hungry.

I think this also be why npcs place so much importance on education. Education is the only possible way they can learn new things, because they are physically incapable of coming up with ideas on their own. If they arent shown how to do it then it becomes utterly impossible for them.

>>11055617
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>>11054389
only pajeets use android

>>11055474
Yeah silly billy
Someone didn't have their coffee today amiright guys heh

>>11054389
>Not investing in your image and status as a businessman.

If you dont take yourself seriously, nobody else will. This includes being behind the societal curve.

I dont allow my employees to use phones during work hours, but If you walked into my meeting with a 2 year old phone I would laugh you out of the room to get your things.

>>11054389
npcs dont say that, they follow advertising trends without resistance

THE TRUTH OF THE OP IS IRRELEVANT, THE TRIGGERING OF THE NPCS IS THE INTENDED EFFECT, THE IPHONE IS ONLY THE VEHICLE IN THIS CASE. YOU GUYS ARE NON PLAYER CHARACTERS. HAVE A GOOD DAY.

consciousness is probably more akin to fluctuations of a state, not something that is inherent.

When you deep think, resist instincts and stick to whatever goals you have despite difficulties, you become more conscious

When you have little self control or become less critical of things, your soul degenerates and become less conscious