/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Comfy is gay.

I suggested Braille Skateboarding to do an episode in a Big 5 Sporting Goods store

Go buy BGFV

Buy FNGU before it rockets back to 66

When will emerging markets bounce back, lads?

First for rkg, hopefully she gets the help she needs and can get back to streaming on twitch.

STOP FUCKING FALLING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>11022372
Is this really rkg? I've seen this person posted on /pol/.
Also, fuck is the captcha greedy today.

It's over isn't it?

Where's teh profit it's Uso options faggot is he here it's mildly important
Big day for me lads pray

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>11022376
hahhaha nasdaq fags. what did you think was going to happen?

>>11022428
Yes, it's been confirmed on several different occasions that this is kneepad.

amd moon mission while amzn and aapl bleeds

glorious

>>11022434
looks like a bear flag forming, but at the same time it seems like a bottom is forming, shit is strange today

>>11022434
nope buybacks are coming and they have a good future ahead thanks to A.I and Cloud computing.

>didn't wait until this week to buy 150 shares of AAPL
Well I guess I'll just hold until I'm 50 and retire early.

Silver looking like a good buy. Platinum as well

Mnkd and swn goys

89 yet again

HAPPY NEW YEAR GOYIM
SELL AMD GOYS THESE PRICES ARE TOO HIGH
AND BUY INTEL

>>11022434
What are you crying about micron for, goy? At this price it's a steal. Buy more and hold for 6 months. It's AMD that needs to be worried, George Soros opened a position and he tends to like shorting stocks.

>>11022647
>swn
Too high. I'd buy in at around tree fiddy per share.

>>11022697
AMD is going to get fucked in the trade war. I would be looking at American businesses that will be positively impacted by tariffs. Healthcare, Defense, and of course domestic manufacturing. Tech is overpriced goyim, buy shit that will be safe or benefit from tariffs, or sell the crap short that's bound to be negatively negatively impacted. You've been warned.

looks like bulls are FAKE and GAY again today

Buy Faang and Faang related instruments

>>11022749
It should be extremely obvious even to goys that any company that has ties to CHYNA will be taking a beating. Everything that sells "Made in China" is going to get fucked, and this is not limited to the tech sector alone, practically the entire manufacturing sector is going to get boned.
So why the fuck are there still brainlets holding so many bags? Are they all thinking they'll be able to time an exit right? Because this shit will come out of the blue for most of them.

>>11022770
Fang related instruments are over priced and will see a large 20% pull back before they begin to recover. Purchase cheap cheap cheap volatility. UVXY is about to report earnings before market open tomorrow.

what heckies going on

>>11022811
FANG is underpriced,
Its the new technological era
Vix is going to 8 again imao

>>11022851
Why would market fear decrease as the trade war escalates and you've got mid-terms around the corner. Your golden bull worshiping has blinded you from what would otherwise be obvious. Enjoy your 40 years in the desert.

>>11022811
Good thing I'm not interested in selling until we have decimated China in trade with ease.
Short-sighted investors might want to beware of FANG, but not if you've got stronger hands.

TSLA WILL ONLY GO UP FROM HERE. SAY GOODBYE TO THE EARTH, BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON

>>11022497
AMD has nothing good to look forward to in the next month. Trade war, doctored Q2 results impacting Q3, no GPU can compete, 100% loss of crypto revenue, owes GloFo millions in penalties for jumping ship.

So why wouldn't shills pump it to $29, right?

Thread is kind of dead today. Is everyone getting just'd?

>>11022434
Yes sell your shares so it can go up plz good sir

>>11022942
U couldn't play or I would have made alot off Teslas ups and downs

>>11022908
Another hater I see

>he hasn't invested in KANG yet

>>11022979
I don't know convert the 40 years to rat years, it's probably only like 6-18 months.

>>11022942
getting just'd? i'm up over $1K today. I get my IBM dividend today, my JNJ dividend tomorrow and my MSFT dividend on Wednesday.

i can't wait until i have enough cash flow to the point where i'll never have to sell any principal

>>11022942
nah, just a slow day

SGMS still cheap. You guys realise sports betting is legal now right??? Back to $50-60 by eoy.

>>11022942
LCI is up. I feel like it's about to take off.

>>11023028
Added to watch list. Gonna wait for a turnaround to buy though

Trying to think of a slow stable growth stock to balance my portfolio. A few friends told me to invest in Facebook but with all the political nonsense going on I'm not sure if it's safe long term (3-5 years). Thoughts? I'm also considering Microsoft and Ali Baba (though Ali Baba hasn't been doing particularly well either.)

>>11023116
If you're after stability just go for an index fund

>>11022450
How about an index fund but instead of the proportions of stocks being determined by proportions of total capitalization the proportions are determined by proportions of dividend payments.

>>11023130
Right now I'm just getting my feet wet with the Robinhood app. Not super familiar with index funds or how they function (or how to acquire then).

>>11023156
Buy the SPY
the SPY will go high

>>11023116
My recommendation would be to steer clear of FB for a while. The stock was pumped hard to 217 a while back, yes, but since then its been a dead investment. Stagnant.
I sold my position last week. Personally I would look at oil or an index.

>>11023028
>>11023070
Added to watch list as well. Online gambling is legal everywhere in the US? Why are their returns so low wtf?

Anyone else sell on cannabis stocks or all you trying to hold? I bought tilray at about 30 and sold when it hit 89 a few days ago and bought/sold CGC at 27/55. Opinions on the weed stock bubble?

>>11023171
The fact that FB is thought policing posts also worries me. If they act as a publisher and not a platform that opens them up to all kinds of lawsuits. I hate that companies are putting virtue signaling before profits.

>>11023180
The supreme court recently ruled the decision is to be left up to the states. So each individual state's legislature must come up with their own laws regarding to allow and regulate or to outlaw. This process takes a lot of time because most politicians are completely incompetent and don't do their fucking job.

>>11023234
Taking profit is always good, if you feel CGC and DUDE WEED can go higher theres always possibility of re entry.

>>11022911
i thought u was going to mars?

well, at my dividends paid for my parking ticket. now i just gotta hope EXAS and NOVO can bring me back up that amount

>>11023255
Have to agree with you there. I was holding FB for about 3 years, and honestly I was ready to hold for as much as 5 more or so, but once the story and controversy survived a few news cycles, I was ready to dump.
Basically if your stock starts getting shit on constantly even though they're virtue signalling almost as hard as even twitter, you've got a problem.
Speaking of the fag in charge of twitter, he also runs SQ, one of my other positions that I'm becoming a little bearish on. I'm thinking once it breaks 100, if it doesn't push on steadily I'm out.

>>11023279
I’ll probably wait for the almost inevitable corrections and drop we’ll see in or after October once weed is totally legal in Canada, and then buy some more stocks for long term. imo tilray is bound to take a tumble just while the market actually develops. Potential deals with alcohol beverage companies could still boost it though but I guess we’ll see.

lottery play DXR

>>11023288
Checked. Still my favorite TSLA meme.
>the day based Musk kept nogs in the dark ages

>>11022465
lol
christ, people just take what the fuck ever at face value huh

How can we monetize coming hurricane?

>>11023368
Buy Home Depot?

>>11022341
BEHOLD: THE AMAZON WAGECAGE™
https://www.seattletimes.com/business/amazon/amazon-has-patented-a-system-that-would-put-workers-in-a-cage-on-top-of-a-robot/

>>11023368
there was that 3x lev homebuilders ETF but i think it got LIQ'd

>>11023368
The best way would be to watch closely to where it hits, see how the dust settles and which manufacturers get shut down for the longest. Short their earnings next quarter. Majority of the movement won't occur until then.

>>11023374
This is a great buy overall since how much money has been going into home improvements, but the immediate impacts of this storm won't be shown immediately.

>>11023404
NAIL is still around.

>>11023390
looks fun desu

>>11023390
Me would love for pilot this at home
It no seem like there any point in actually putting people inside it

>>11023422
is it?
i know they LIQ'd the inverse one right when it was about to become useful last year. fuckers

>>11023368
Long in materials. Lumber, steel, brick, etc

>>11023368
TTS did well last time i think

>>11023288
Moon first. Mars next.

>>11023336
this ones my favorite rn

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having homemade spaghetti and I'm up today. It's nice to have time to cook, I should try and get vacation more often. I also made it with based WEAT pasta that's currently keeping up.

>>11023359
Joking aside, I still unironically believe kneepad is Cosmo wright. All the evidence is there

>>11023116
stay out of china long term

MSFT is great, Azure is really taking off

>>11022465
>>11022465
>Yes, it's been confirmed on several different occasions

by you and only you

>>11023544
>spaghetti

>>11023557
lol theres literally one piece of evidence of an actual gril w terminal illness in hospice at one point in texas. not a shred of that coincides w cosmo

>>11023544
i think the temporary bottom for WEAT is in desu
i sold my puts finally on friday

>>11022341
Literally what are dividends

>>11023601
ur fren

>>11023544
I'm going to probably have a subway salad again today. Keto is kinda getting boring, but I'm losing weight.
/blog

>>11023368
ROAD

>>11022341
October $33 JD calls, how fucked am I?

>>11023601
see >>11022450

>>11022649
>"Buy BUD," they said.
ENOUGH.

>>11023588
I'm going to have to type my investigation out so to do that I'm going to have to stop phone posting and hoping my computer. It's too much to type on a phone.

>>11023674
It was supposed to go up

>>11023687
people see what they wanna see a lot of the time
i dont know why youd wanna see that creatura, but that aside, i wouldnt stress out over it

im tempted to long AT&T based on the 5G roll out and buying this TSLA, but i dont wanna get caught up with bags

>>11023665
id like to add:
naked short THIS you fucking niggers

suck cawks in hell CDEL faggots

>>11023707
I'm not worried, I've been told in the past that I have an "unhealthy obsession with kneepad". I don't see it myself, I'm just putting facts together.

>>11023544
Fucking carbo loading lunch bro.

>>11023618
I have also started a Keto diet. The hardest part for me was quitting soda but I manage now to get by just drinking coffee, water, and carbonated water (as close as I can get to soda now). I miss the days when I was young and could eat whatever I wanted and still have a 6 pack.

>>11023714
Just buy it Nya

>dude weed lmao

>>11023544
Working through lunch to hopefully go home at 2/3 ish today. Going to fry some tofu with sauteed veggies when I get home. Maybe turn it into a soup.

>>11023774
Seriously fuck all the anons who said don't fomo into weed! I missed out trying to play it safe, I got small gains over weed gains.

>>11023757
I always thought the hardest part about the keto diet was telling your dad that you're gay?

>>11023757
you should try the sugar free sips

>>11023674
KCAP

>>11023802
then go be a fucking nigger idgaf
youre the kind of faggot that the bogs bog directly
do it, please
im sure youll make a find bagholder
immediately

>>11023757
For me that stopped around age 10.
I'm trying to burn fat mainly because I actually have decent muscle from being a semi-active fatty when I was younger.

>95% of portfolio is in weed stocks
>Ignored the boomers in this thread who said it was memes and retards who buy weed
>Ride the hype
>Up 200% in the past month
Always do the opposite of /biz/ rofl

>>11023802
Not too late to buy SPRWF.
They just signed a purchase agreement with tilray, stock has plenty of room to grow.

>>11023674
literally always told anyone mentioning BUD to buy SAM instead

it's true at the beer store and it's true at the stonk market

>>11023832
Careful anon, careful. Keep an exit point in mind. You want to use those profits for a further investment in something else once you feel the meme has played out.

>>11023802
Go ahead and buy now then anon

>>11023842
Unprecedented price

Buy STZ for parabolic growth

>>11022341
Oh wow, Clinuvel is up 20% today.

>>11023855
I might just transfer more money into my account and try...

>>11023544
Is it wrong I don’t particularly care for Italian food?

>>11023850
dont bother
hell be here n a week complaining why no one warned him
posts like this strengthen my resolve

this is exactly the kind of faggot i like to inverse

>>11023823
That's rough. 10 is pretty young.

>>11023808
>I always thought the hardest part about the keto diet was telling your dad that you're gay?
It's actually dealing with trans fats like you.

>>11023809
>you should try the sugar free sips
Are they any good?

>>11023892
PLEASE

>>11023868
What the fuck is this rocketship?

>>11023544
decided to go with something unhealthy and got pizza. EXAS is down but F and NOVO keeping me afloat

>>11023892
BUY SUPREME CANNABIS

HAHAHAHAH EAT SHIT EMERGING MARKETS
EDZ SLOW AND STEADY THE GRIM REAPER IS COMING FOR YOU MARKETS

AMD stock is a fucking joke

honestly feel bad for anyone still buying it here

imma wait for SPY to get down to 287 thn go long to close desu

>>11023953
im unironically looking to go long brazil on leverage
i think theyre about to see a sort of trump effect if bolsonaro gets in

>>11023956
But according to SA comments it is going to $50 before end of year!

There is still time to make money on NLST. Favorable patent ruling mean's all the IP thieves will now have to kiss the ring. Those of us who bought in weeks or months ago have already made 2-3x.

Emerging markets?

>>11023962
Me waiting for 286 :3
Wanted it for hit 289.2 first but that no happen

>>11023924
I'm just saying I was fat from an early age. I'm still quite fat, but I've lost about 38 pounds. Its most definitely my own fault and not mainly genetics or anything. I'm not delusional about that.
For sugarfree sips, Zevia is not terrible. Its a sugar free, "carb free" soda. The "carbs" it contains are from sugar alcohols and such, so some don't count that because they don't give you an insulin response, but I would do my research or drink them in moderation.
For me, flavored sparkling water is a damn good sip, such as La Croix (unironically good shit).
>>11023808
XD stay fatigued and brainfogged, blue-pilled tranny-fucking, projecting faggot.

>>11023991
whats a good emerging markets etf?

Short AMD at 30

>>11023976
that's a big if, and also if he shows stronk leadership in the opening months of his first term
I unironically want Brazil to do well, knew many Runescape huehues when I still played

>>11023956
listen to this man goyim
SELL AMD

>>11024004
EEM

>>11023989
It's going to dip if there are no further news. Lots of impatient bagholders in this one. Not gonna buy more than tree fiddy in shares.

>>11023996
i actually see 287.67 desu
its not gonna fail its pivot now
thats for tomorrow

>>11024004
brazil is currently my target as its down the most
bolsonaro is very pro market and him getting stabbed the other day boosted the market 1.5% on a day when all EMs were eating shit. i smell a "trump effect". not to mention its already in the gutter

theres also EPOL, but its in EU, so ptience on that one desu

but use this
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=etf
then you can see all of em

>>11023998
I did keto 6 months, i've been off for 2, plan on going back on for 6
If you're just starting don't bother with sugarfree alternative stuff, it makes it easier short term but makes the transition harder - theres a few reasons why. One, your body will still crave sweet things even if there's no carbs, causing you to get more carb cravings. also, it's just much more expensive to keep these alternatives in your diet. Eventuall (think like 3 weeks), you won't even crave sweet stuff or bread or other carbs any more, just more fat and meat.

>>11024027
It's a good point that AMD isn't offering anything particularly new to the market, but I think it's a mistake to assume people will abandon brand loyalty and go to Nvidia or a competitor.

Wow guys what the hell happened to snap.

>>11023998
why don't you faggots make fruit drinks
apple cider/orange/lemonade is gr8 m8 8/8 no h8 b8
inb4 too lazy to press fucking fruits with your big bear hands

>>11024081
I've been on keto for about 3-4 weeks. I still sometimes crave sweets, but I have been able to exhibit some real self control that I didn't have in the past.
I honestly think that restructuring my diet to be this strict is what is keeping me on track. I can't cheat because the goal is to avoid the unhealthy things completely.
The only thing I struggle with is limiting my protein. Cheese has too much protein!

>>11024073
287.68 am plan 4 2 days safe short close ! So it should atleast hit that

But lately plans have stopped working
These last few days can LITTERALLY just short or long anywhere and make profit >_>

Thinking about just having random entries tomarrow kek

>>11024115
Fruits are suprisingly high in carbs and fructose which has a totally separate way of digesting.

>>11024051
looks disgusting right now

>>11024116
What's keto? Not eating sugar?
Kek ne no have sugar for weeks just because it make head no work good and wouldn't dare trade this line w/o being 100%

>>11024117
im just using index longs to hedge my real play which is calls on TLT
so far i havent even needed it as TLT is getting accumulated. theyll leave it down around there so big boys can hop in on close

the russells keeling over tho so i think tomorrow might be a gap down

>>11024092
AMD is eating Intel's market share
that cannot be allowed to happen
so SELL AMD and BUY INTEL ok

>>11024140
You completely cut out carbs and replace them with proteins and fats, your body then starts using the fats as an energy source instead of sugars, making you lose weight.

>>11024133
i mean youre catching a knife
brazil has had the roughest year so far, thats why i got my eye on it

no position yet
imma wait and see how the dollar reacts to this next rate hike.

>>11024116
Avoiding unhealthy things is good, but you have to remember that keto changes that definition of unhealthy. Limiting protein is good but a lot of resources will tell you that gluconeogenesis happens much sooner than it actually does. Once you're fat adapted you have to worry much less about your protein intake and even can hike up your carb intake (depends on person).
Don't worry too much about the piss test - in fact, when I was most heavily in ketosis my piss would come up negative because of your body's efficiency using those ketones - in a fat adapted body all those ketones will be utilized so you wont end up pissing them out

>>11024129
man that sucks and here I am sipping homemade cider
if I ever diet it's in Allah's name and on a water fast PBUH

>>11024133
Emerging markets are getting fucked by the strong dollar and the fact everybody and their brother is rushing to buy US equities because of fear in the global trade war.

>>11023665
I seriously hope $0.0039 was the bottom. We're up to 671 million shares outstanding.

>>11024116
Also, if you ever think you've had too much protein just balance it with more fats. MCT oil is a huge help when I would eat too much protein since it provides lots of good fats on the fly.>>11024116

>>11024157
Ah good plan was thinking about doing opposite o.O
S&P is begging to diverge and lead the market again if we not hit 285 soon then we gonna go bull!

Two notable trades so far today.

TBP had a mini push this morning and i decided to chase. Stop loss was set at break even and it just tripped. Lost 5 dollars (on a several grand trade). Fair enough. It was a dumb idea anyway.

RTI red for no reason due to short pressure. Shorts and longs are having it out on level 2 all morning. Bluffs all over the place, lots of indecision. Support looks strong and i am loading up hard around 0.86 and 0.87 price points. One half assed good news release will send this thing in to orbit.

Inmed mooned this morning. I thought about buying in last Friday but passed. That could have been easy 30% gain day trade.

keto makes me shit water every time i fart

>>11024195
>reluctant kneepad girl

>>11024174
That sounds crazy :O

You keto fags can never get enough protein can you.

Well since we are not talking about stocks but mostly ketofag stuff i'm going into my kneepad is cosmo wright argument. First and foremost both kneepad and cosmo are traps. That we know for sure already, Kneepad said she used to be a popular twitch streamer, so is cosmo. Kneepad is ill, cosmo has consumed nothing but onions for the last couple of years, I imagine he is extremely sickly as well. Cosmo has basically disappeared and has now become kneepad as a new persona. Cosmo is flat fucking broke, kneepad was literally sucking dicks for HMNY shares. Both are pale and gangly and are obsessed with anime. Remember that when kneepad replies to you it is this face you're talking to and this voice
https://youtu.be/sDGYviQwiGo

>>11024207
Which did you look at for inmed, the TSX or the murrican OTC

alright everyone make sure to buy some LCI and set your sell limits really high

>>11024226
It's literally just atkin's but with more fat intake so your liver doesn't destroy itself

>>11024190
yeah and its been that way for several weeks
thats what i was going on about the other day
i think convertibles are converted
this is just naked short tomfoolery
looks like a completely different stonk as of an hour ago

the first time i was in this shit, it went down to 41, i almost gave up then it popped 200% the next day
theres interest in this thing. im excitedto see what will happen, this is the point of the OTCmemes imo
super risky, but more rewarding than options sometimes, and no greeks

>>11024254
no, we're buying CURE and actually going to profit this time.

>>11024248
>Which did you look at for inmed, the TSX or the murrican OTC

I'm a leaf so TSX.

>>11023936
Its an Australian biotech focused on drugs that affect melanin levels in the skin. They are currently approved for distribution in Europe and are waiting on the NDA approval from USA. The current use case is a EPP (basically people allergic to sunlight) but the next indication set for approval is Vitiligio.

They also have no debt, generate profits and issued a dividend recently. I've been following them for a couple of years. Once they expand into vitiligo and cosmetic tanners it will be a triple digit stock.

>>11024235
I’m so god damn hardy that that thing is starting to look good
>>11024254
You should be loading up your tools and driving to the east coast m8

>>11024269
why not EDZ and YANG

>>11024235
>both kneepad and cosmo are traps
again, rkg is not a tarp and youre projecting
>used to be a popular twitch streamer
so are all grils that want betabux
>kneepad was literally sucking dicks for HMNY shares
you shuldnt let yourself get so absorbed in the LARP senpai. its not healthy
>Both are pale and gangly
cuz rkg has a terminal illness, not cuz shes a NEET

idk senpai, itsounds like ur on the brink, so here have a pic of a chinese tarp

>>11024293
stahp

>>11024300
OK fine, you're right I'm wrong.

AMD about to break out? Triple top forming

ROKU wiping out two months worth of gains yay!

I really like RH's "people also bought" feature

if HMNY shows up there it means don't buy the fucking stock

>>11024338
Does anyone know anything about which stock companies are deep in the pockets of President Xi's enemies? They're the ones that would be hostile to President Trump. And Trump hasn't said anything overtly hostile to Xi that would personally rustle his jimmies so there's some shit going down over in Chyna.

>>11024391
I already bought 500 shares at 0.053

>>11024360
NO ITS SUPPOSED TO DIP SO I CAN BUY ITS NOT FAIR I MISSED OUT

>>11024424
DON'T FUCKING MENTION IT LIKE THAT GOY
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT
SELL SELL SELL AMD

>>11024313
Can you prove kneepad isn't a trap?

>>11024410
BRICs countries id assume

Never underestimate capeshit lovers. APOLOGIZE TO FNKO RIGHT NOW.

>>11024424
>>11024454
HERE IT COMES YOU FOOLS
LOOK AT THE BOTTOMS
NEXT BOTTOM AT 30$

Since dollar is about to dive, and gold is accumulating on a bottom for the last week, is it finally a good time to go long?

t. Shorted it from like April to today

>>11024456
theres unironically a couple real grils that post here daily senpai
its not unheard of
it makes sense that actual verifiable legbeards would go through great lengths to hide it due to the unquenchable thirst that folks like you display

>>11024481
lol

>>11024479
I was wrong about this stock and I apologize. I still don't believe they can survive for 10+ years tho.

>>11024486
I'm going to assume you are one of the women? Also you still have no proof kneepad is not a trap.

>>11024485
>Since dollar is about to dive
You mean spike, goy. It's stealthily climbing. Unless you meant it was going to DIVE then of course.

>>11024565
no and thats not the point senpai
youre unironically delusional
you assume that all girls have fucking penii
its pathetic and absolutely no one other than you and comfy gives a fucking shit. quit playing so damn much into the LARP senpai, its gross

at least leave it till the fucking AH

>>11024064
Another big deal with Sammy in the works

Checking in. Gave back my whole year’s gains past 3mo.

>>11024600
kek
this
dollar about to DIVE

>>11024602
I was only talking about it because the ketofags were derailing the thread because ketofags literally shit up every board. They're worse than vegans.

Can anything stop this Behemoth??

>>11024479
>apologizing to cabbage patch dolls 2.0
no
if their supply is all from the US of A and at no point does the shit they sell ever cross the oceans, then yes I will apologize
enjoy the start of Christmas buying season, somebody's buying gifts early

>>11024638
lel

old Uranium Meme WWR now 17 cents
pathetic

>>11024226
It works though. It's crazy efficient and even helps fight back cancers and tumors. You pretty much just eat meat and salad.

>>11023859
Already done lol.
Decided to baghold some semi's instead of buying more.
Probably a good decision, but today it seems like a lateral move, probably tomorrow too.

>>11024654
my chosen eyes are blinded by all that fat
I need eyebleach

>short EZA
>short EEM
>short CRON

It's a good day

>>11024638
>t. assblasted
How is everyone doing today?
Down a couple hundred.

Tencent keeps dropping, I keep buying!

>>11024719
Whole lot of nothing going on. I have a few things that look like they're winding up to go some kind of way but so far zilch.

>>11024668
why is their total debt at zero on tradingviews?

>>11024719
up some miniscule amount
im just gonna go play stalker for a while

>>11024747
they simply dont have any

>>11024719
Yes I'm obviously seething ketofag. But anyhow, I'm up 3.3% today. Can't complain. CPU overheated though so now I can't do homework and am bored as fuck, hence the shitposting.

>>11024719
up 0.5%
Hopefull FNGU will moon end of day

>>11024719
Up.

>>11024756
Hey I'm playing stalker today too! It's a good game desu

>>11022372
r o u g h

I remember seeing a demo for ripstick at my elementary school 25 years ago during a assembly. Shit only became popular a few years ago from what I can tell. Somethings take time. Hodl

>>11024763
hmm, a tentative SELL signal
that red candle on volume kek somebody dropped it really hard

making $200+ on NLST. Volume is currently 36 MILLION. Yowza.

>>11024719
Nothin too special goin on today.
Just hoping to cross 3500$ today is my goal

BA recovery when?!

>>11024799
It only knows one direction anyway

>>11024778
i just started clear skies
imma get through all of them and then play call of cherynobyl mods

Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

>>11024886
they call me the Yabba Dabba
Buy buy buy till you die

>>11024886
Yeah.

TLT is low volume/lowkey taking off rn
stay the fuck out of the indexes for the near term trades senpaitachi

>>11024928
Its time to long QQQ

Ok this thread is obviously going to be dead all week so fuck it. Enjoy that duck looking woman's asshole.

>>11025020
Plz my boss almost saw that

And Trump's massive dick

>>11025038
Don't worry I'll be banned shortly.

>>11024235
Who fucking cares? This makes it in like every thread now

>>11024856
I'm playing shadow of chernobyl, but how is clear skies? Also does anyone know if the misery mod is any good?

>>11025057
my grandma could have walked in on that
Have some consideration for others

Whats the consensus on Bayer

>TSLA up today

Making almost 3K on NLST now. Volume is 52 MILLION now. lol

>>11025236
>The Ukrainian government
top kek

YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME THE WEEDSTOCKS WERE GANNA CRASH AND I SOLD CGC AT $50 AND ITS STILL GOING UP FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well well well, is it right time for me to enter stock markets? Memecoins getting too unstable for me

>>11025310
Relax, give it a couple more weeks

>>11025310
Being a bear in the market requires lots of patience and watching yourself lose money for that eventual payoff.

>>11025338
It was the right time when BTC was above 10k+ you should've sold then and jumped into the stock market

>>11025236
this is why its funny when all the fucking retards are so stupid that they think last weeks price collapse was due to him smoking pot and not because their bonds are now legendarily fucked

>>11025310
buy it nigger
id love to take your money as well

>>11025347
Yes goy buy TQQQ NOW!

>>11025385
worry do not thats what I did, been out of everything for half a year then got back cuz down trend was clear and stable, the drop I see now is just weird.

Anyways, whats better for non europeen living in Europe?
http://www.interactivebrokers.com
or http://www.degiro.eu cuz registration?

>>11025416
this but unironically

FNGU boosting a bit for power hour
will moon like eagle

>>11024739
More like ninecent

>>11025416
buying TQQQ is good for investors though, it's part of the Holdmoar forever portfolio for stock brainlets
buy like 10k shares and wait 5 years

>>11025422
Avoid anal red tape, so go with degiro.

>>11025492
>Avoid anal red tape
care to explain?

>>11025503
its kinky so no
just read OP and extrapolate

>>11024800
It went from 15% of my port to 60 in 3 days. Doubled me up. Love it

>>11025020
Where's the penis?

AMD candling down for the usual lunchtime money selloff
RIP the faggot that FOMOed in at 29.50+ on that HUEG volume

>>11025627
Sold my calls at ATH! I'll buy back in after the inevitable pullback, just like when it hit 19.50 the first time and went down to 18

>>11025492
>>11025437
Or you could wait 6 months and buy the bottom after the 30% crash incoming
GOLDEN BULLS SLAUGHTERED S00N

holy shit what the fuck is up with Netlist is actually making money.

>>11025652
how did your 1broker thing go? You went long WU right? You didnt lose everything immediately right?

>>11025656
I shilled it to you at .105 fuck off now we don't want you

nani the fuck NLST stop breaking through the bollinger condom top
looks like my meme 350 shares may be worth something

>>11025652
it isn't like it's really fucking high right now, so it's a good time as any for investors to buy and hodl

>>11025656
there's a rumor going around they're going to get a decade's worth of money, which is a lot of shekels impossible to imagine by NPC goyim

>>11025690
I knew I would lose everything if I went through with my 1broker so I closed it
Crisis A V O I D E D

>>11025691
I like your calls what is the next meme stock after this?

annudah shoah coming for NLST
hehe looks like its time to pump-a-rump

>>11025703
>up 900% in the last 5 years alone
>it's not that high goy
I refuse to buy your bags!

it is time

>>11025729

Launch it

I bought Bayer, this is the bottom

I'm way too busy at work this week to post the dings. Here's another preemptive sneakypost from my desk. Hope you guys are doing good, my CGC put spread isn't doing so hot. If it doesn't drop in the next 3 days I'm rolling my puts to a later date, I'm still confident it will crash at some point.

>>11025712
Buy MARA when it gets to .80 sell for 1.25

>>11025827
im not supposed to indulge until after hours but I guess it wouldnt hurt this time :3

Just sold Bellus Health for 8% profit. Garden variety no hype biopharma meme (regular pharm, non-weed) swing trade. I traded entirely on technicals. They're developing some med for chronic cough i think? Whatever.

>>11025712
NLST will go up till mid Wednesday morning before it settles down still gains to be made. Target 1.50-3.00

>>11025406
Unironically most based post in this whole thread

Give it up RTI shorts. You've been hammering all day and only budged it down 2 cents.

I was told the end of the world was this week. Why isn't market kill yet.

>>11025116
>how is clear skies
so far so good but im just past the starting zone. just actually passed through that one rookie village you start in in SoC

im also using the zone reclamation project mod and a few shader/minor graphical mods.
wanna beat em on vanilla first, then get into the call of pripyat mod (which is the freeform version where you start anywhere/any faction you want) that has all three games maps collectively in the CoP engine.

but one thing at a time

>>11025969
The bogs are just waking up, they haven't had the chance to fully destroy us yet

>>11025969
Wheres my Chicken breasts

>>11025969
Don't forget the fucking thyme
I also hope you plan to use some garlic and olive oil too

>>11025969
it's the new year goy, you wouldn't understand
enjoy the peace and plenty, it's not going to last all week

>>11025656
BUY BUY BUY

>>11025656
Up 4k right now!

when will nukes begin the rocket ride, 5 years from now? if the USA is serious about space then nuclear is going to be big again

>that TSLA pump in the sour hour
Yes only a bit more and I might be able to get out in the green! Redditors are still incredibly bullish on this meme. One guy even said "meat's off the menu boys its top ramen till TSLA".
wew

>>11026066
Bagholder is unironically a jew

>>11026019
First you gotta butterfly the breast and pound the shit out of it between some plastic wrap. Then coat it in the fluids of an unborn chicken, cover it in the secret bread crumb mixture and pan fry it. Do it your self and don't forget the fucking thyme in the bread crumb mixture this time asshole.

>>11026167
Nice recipe

>bought GALT at $4.40
>bought NLST at $0.2937

>>11026161
you better check your ancestry comfy
because you are a jew too
and so am I

Good green day for the SPY after 3 days of red. Tomorrow we go back to red.

SNAP is just gonna die right guys?

>>11026223
>not having an ancestry DNA test result on hand at all times to enter the ethnostate
SAD!

>>11026300
>Ireland
Okay so you are a nigger.

>>11026300
potato nigger detected

>>11025785
Rip ratsu

>>11026300
that's just an estimate
don't forget that DNA subtly changes over time in your own body
>UK
even better, there were a lot of secret jews that fled there during the fall of Sephardic Spain

>>11026308
>>11026329
>tfw not white

>>11026193
Shouldve got in on NLST this morning, instead i wasted all day watching what couldve been and being a pussy bitch

>>11026300
Those tests are bullshit senpai. It's a DNA harvesting operation created by the government.

What they do with your sample? Probably use it make specific diseases for you.

>>11025925
Low rejected. Get fucked shorties. Squeeze on the way soon.

>>11026340
>tfw 56% anglo
>0.4% middle eastern
I'm a jew aren't I?

>>11026351
when it comes to penny stocks always buy 350 shares when something hits rock bottom
you can forget about it then until it goes up

>>11026383
It's the one drop rule desu. 100% jewish confirmed

Hope you went all in on FNGU and TQQQ

>>11026403
>not allowed in ethnostate
>not part of the globalist elite
Might as well be a goy.

>>11026383
this is not a bad thing
you're on a website that is full of jews
a jew knows full well the importance of making money and living well

I have 6,000 uninvested.
Give me a good meme. Shill it to me, don't just name drop.

>>11026426
Where's the Chili's post?

>>11026438
see
>>11025827

>>11026438
he is busy at work, scroll up

>>11025827
>>11026438
nvm

>>11026438
He's over here >>11025827
if he's busy somebody might as well grab a anime grrl with a gong and BWANG BWANG BWANG

>>11025827
ugh me plans no working anymore durning RTH ;_;
so just scalping for small dollars until they do

>>11026454
Yo Baggo throw some Oysters on the grill!

>>11026436
Great Bear Resources.
Because it has the word Bear in it, implying you're going to lose your money.

Still new to stocks, but today was a moderately good day. Encouraging.

I feel like a retard for buying RGS, tho. Only bought it because my wife works for them and... yeah, fuck, that was retarded of me.

>>11026516
Shut up goy that's your wife you're talking about. Buy more of RGS shares when it dips. Invest in your wife's work.

>>11026535
Cuck

>>11026512
Not today man that would not be right.

>>11026535
The SEC is gonna find out who you are and take you to federal prison for insider trading. Youll be the first asshole that lost money doing so.

>>11026613
>The SEC is gonna find out who you are and take you to federal prison for insider trading
Are you doing a bit? I can't tell?

>>11026634
No.

>>11026634
That shit is gonna show up on ur taxes and then when your wife files you are going to get audited then Sent to prison

>>11026526
>pic
I'm gonna pass.

>>11026535
Does your wife work as a hairdresser or is she a corporate employee ?

>>11026660
buy DB, they've been in business for 1000 years and they're at a recent low.

>>11026656
I'm honestly not sure what you're talking about. My wife works as an employee for a chain of hair salons. I bought a share of said chain because she thought it would be neat, not because I have any insider information as to whether or not its value will go up.

Where exactly is the crime? Or am I too retarded to understand? I don't really like the idea of investing in the beauty sector anyway. Please explain so I can avoid prison. I already have difficulty with constipation.

>>11026656
Or he could fucking shut himself down and start trading from an IRA to take advantage of the tax-free benefits. But he's too brainlet to know that.

>>11026725
It's too late, your best case to avoid any unwanted legal ramifications is to cash everything out into crypto and flee to Thailand.

>>11026725
You need to change your IP address right fucking now dude, maybe switch robin hood accounts too

>>11026704
Hairdresser. She's not smart enough to be a corporate employee (which is obviously because she's a woman).

>>11026725
BOOMER

>>11026725
he's joking, don't worry

>>11026725
Yo, 5yrs sharing a cell with Tyrone will clear up constipation for the rest of your life boy. You won't be able to clench those cheeks even if you tried, buy stock in Depends.

>>11026656
>>11026757
>>11026763
>>11026786
We're assholes.

>>11026725
>>11026778

there is no actual crime, they're just fucking with you

>>11026808
You dont think theres a crime? It may not be intentional but the judge dont give a fuck about that. He has a fucking rat inside the company.
Thats the same shit martha stewart did time for.

>>11026829
Martha Stewart did time for lying about what she did.

>>11026829
He has one share. SEC has bigger fish to fry.

>>11025969
watch things get crazy on yom kippur

on 9/18 at sunset watch futures goyim
lets see if theres any effect on the market at all
we already know blood moons are wild things.
18th till the next night should be something too, from an esoteric standpoint. very old rituals

we should look at historical data as well imo
punch it in and see if its got a clear bias one way or another

>>11026771
What kind of "juicy" information can she get as an operative ?

I remember a construction anon from Georgia saying his company got bought out by ROAD and he says they were having a lot of work, which makes ROAD a good company to do DD on.

>>11026786
Depends is owned by KMB which is unironically a good value stock

>>11026841
1 share is 1 share too many, fuck face. Once they're done with that one crazy eyed pharma chick, they're coming to arrest Anon for insider trading

>>11026300
>voluntarily giving somebody your DNA

SHIIIIIET NIGGA NLST PUMP AH

>>11026903
DONT WORRY FRIEND IM IN, SHUT IT DOWN

>>11026903
Fuck this gay earth

who else short sonos

>>11026725
Many employees are restricted from trading that company's shares due to insider trading laws. That can apply to family of those employees, ie you.

Since your wife is a simple hairdresser, these rules probably don't apply to her. Most coroporations have fairly strict rules in place to prevent insider trading, far stricter than any SEC prosecutor would consider. Ask your wife is she can trade, you're probably fine.

>>11026927
>tfw

>>11026927
SHALOM

>>11026935
Can I call you a dumbass? You're not a faggot, just a dumbass with weak hands. When you seriously think on it, do not fucking sell a stock like NLST until somebody SNEEZES about what's going down with the courts. At the very least, always, always, always keep to the magical 350 shares. You're buying a meme stock, so buy a numerical meme amount. 350, 9000, 420, etc. It's nothing much at .14/.10. That's practically poorfag lunch money.
t. Chaim Goldburg that takes his meme numbers fucking seriously

>>11026871
Whens the next episode of Lunch with Comfy

Hurry up and make new bread, I have this urge to post SELL AMD again.

alright i ll do it

>>11026806
You guys are fucking cunts, all of you.

NEW THREAD
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>>11027225
>>11027225
>>11027225
>>11027225

>>11024027
>K&R
Good taste my dude