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I'm posting this in /biz cause this is the main board I lurk.

I was hanging out with this chick I was about to fuck raw. She admitted to me earlier she had HSV2, and I told her I didn't want to have sex, even with a condom. She said she loves sucking and swallowing and that she really wants to

You're good with math, /biz. The probability of genital herpes being spread from receiving oral sex is almost none.

I went long on nano at $16 and req at $ 0.25 so maybe I'm not the best at making wagers.

What do I do, /biz? How do I short my dick

>> No.11018405
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11018405

>>11018398
might as well stick your dick in a blender

>> No.11018404

Go for it anon just make sure she doesn’t have any active lesions on her lips

>> No.11018418

>>11018404
It's hsv 2. She said that she's never had a breakout and only ever tested positive earlier this year.

>> No.11018463

>>11018398
It's pretty normal. I was just on Reddit and one guy said his gf had 42 sex partners. I guess it's all average now.

>> No.11018483

>>11018463
hahaha what a cuck

>> No.11018488

>>11018463
Awesome!

>> No.11018500

>>11018463
>>11018483
btw im talking about you for going on reddit

>> No.11018503

throat fuck that whore

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>>11018398
>The probability of genital herpes being spread from receiving oral sex is almost none.
There's a keyword there

>> No.11018523

>>11018398
helllsss naww nigga

>> No.11018525

you're lucky she told you
the least you could do it let her suck your herpe free cock.
sheesh anon

>> No.11018530

Like over half the people have it. If you’ve ever kissed someone you probably have it. You can go get tested but most people don’t even know they have it as the test is like 100 bucks. It’s not the bad kind. As long as she doesn’t have a break out you prolly won’t get it. I’d say go for it as long as she doesn’t have an active blister. Lots of people get it as kids and never have a breakout

>> No.11018554

>>11018516
>herpes

ohhh you can't get it causes then it would be hispes also you can only get it from her pee

>> No.11018575

>>11018398
I tested positive for it like a decade ago when I was young. I've never had a big noticeable breakout. It is what it is man. Apparently a lot of people have it and it's pretty harmless. I'm not promiscuous and honestly I don't even plan on making a big deal out of it in future relationships.

>> No.11018596

>>11018398
fuck her raw bro, you probably won’t even get herpes plus it feels great

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>everyone has it bro
>it's fine because it's dormant in most people bro
while genital herpes isn't that bad it should tell you something that the people who say it's not that bad always sound like NPCs justifying their bad decisions with NPC logic
>tfw you realise no STD would survive if it weren't for NPCs being retarded fucks

>> No.11018649

>>11018500
Kek

>> No.11018680

Like 70% of people in the USA and 90% on Earth have herpes 1 or 2. Most of the time it’s completely asymptomatic and these people don’t even know they have it. Worst case scenario is you get a nasty rash or an annoying cold sore a few times a year for a couple of weeks until outbreaks settle down. If you’re super paranoid, don’t fuck her. The fact she was honest about it and risked rejection says a lot about her.

>> No.11018691

>>11018632
>NPCs
hello r'ddit

>> No.11018804

>>11018530
Isn't that hsv1?

There's two types of herpes.

One is the kind that I wonder if doctors lie about when they say everyone has it, thinking that because there are no serious symptoms they can see - just some sores on the mouth (but possibly elsewhere if you expose any other skin to it, even your dick, so be careful) that don't happen often -, it must not be worth causing suffering by ostracizing people who have it.

The other primarily affects the genitals. Also known as genital herpes. It can affect other body parts, but usually the genitals. And I thought that was the one called hsv2. And I'm pretty sure that one isn't common at all, just like 20-something percent of the population.

Anyway, every now and then there's research that suggests some relationship between herpes and Alzheimer's. Personally, I don't buy the naive argument that just because we haven't discovered serious affects of herpes yet that it must be harmless. If it vastly increases the chances of Alzheimer's, then I'm not fucking with people who have it, and even if a majority of people have it, that's mostly older people. I.e., don't fuck anyone over thirty or who has had lots of partners. And it feels gross to mention this, and I am not sure if I fell for /pol/'s retarded propaganda or if it's true, but I thought I read somewhere that certain minority groups have it more often.

>> No.11018844

>>11018530
>Like over half the people have it. If you’ve ever kissed someone you probably have it. You can go get tested but most people don’t even know they have it as the test is like 100 bucks. It’s not the bad kind. As long as she doesn’t have a break out you prolly won’t get it. I’d say go for it as long as she doesn’t have an active blister. Lots of people get it as kids and never have a breakout

Like you hear this a lot but I've made out with strangers at parties and my gf and I have had multiple partners, as have all my partners... And I don't have herpes. I've gotten blood-tested multiple times and just don't have it.

BTW, most STD tests don't cover herpes. You have to specifically ask for it. The medical establishment just decided that they know what's good for society and that if you get herpes it's good for society so people won't feel bad when you reject
them for having herpes. If they're even honest enough to tell you.

>> No.11018847

>>11018398
dafuq nigga

>> No.11018856

>>11018844
That’s what I’m sayin. You have to specifically ask for it. It’s a non issue so they don’t wanna get you worked up conflating it with genital herpes.

>> No.11018862

>>11018804
Yeah well I got it from an 18 year old "good" white girl. Your best bet is to find a virgin. The most negative thing I've heard is that it can affect the mother during pregnancy in rare cases. You are correct, most people have had HSV1, but that 20 percent number is likely on way higher on HSV2. Most people don't test for it and most people are shocked to find that they have it when it is tested. Also young people become more and more promiscuous so who the hell knows how many have it now.

>> No.11018869

>>11018398
just bleach your dick after to kill the germs

>> No.11018877

>>11018804
Just 20 percent? Um no, that's a scary as shit. Thanks

>> No.11018957

Tell her to rub garlic on her herpes it will cure it.

Also I used to let a chick blow me who had herpes

>> No.11019156

>>11018398
Do you see any sort of future with her?
I’m clean (been tested every year), gf has genital hsv-1 and was honest about it and has only ever had one breakout, and I said fuck it. Wouldn’t have done shit if I didn’t think I was going to marry this chick. I’ll only get tested again if we break up, but most people have it and don’t know.
A girls honesty about that sort of thing speaks miles about her anon.

>> No.11019183

>>11018398
What a massive faggot.

>> No.11019190

>>11018398
fuck her raw what is wrong with you
>b- but
shut up and do it you cuck

>> No.11019192

>>11018957
Garlicanon is back!

>> No.11019225

>>11018804
You can get HSV1 through casual contact, you fucking idiot. "hurr I'm not fuckin' with anyone who has it". Spoiler, if a kid's parents had it, the kid probably got it. The solution isn't "don't fuck anyone over 30" to avoid HSV1. I've had it since I was 5, and while I've never knowingly transmitted it to anyone, I know dozens of people who get cold sores. It's unfortunate, but the Herpes family of viruses (including shit that causes shingles/chickenpox, Epstein-Barr, etc) is just super fucking virulent. If you got Chickenpox as a kid, guess what? That's roughly as contagious as HSV1. Look up all the fucked up things those other Herpes viruses may cause (other than their primary symptoms). Are you telling me you never got chickenpox, or that you'll never get shingles, or that shingles is less painful than HSV1? Get over yourself, dude.

>> No.11019226

>>11018398
Yeah, because I have HSV 2 from fucking too many whores in Asia.

Yolo

>> No.11019237

>>11018398
What the fuck? No.
No man. Just walk away. Seriously just wall away from that shit. You will fund other chances and nymphos who will suck your dick all day long if you want. The risk is too high to be worth it.

>> No.11019457

>>11018398
No, for frig's sake. I don't know your situation but even as a generally anti-humanist nazi I guaranteed you're worth more than getting bj's from sluts.

>> No.11019471

>>11018398
Its your dick. If you want to stick it in a filthy disease ridden hole, thats your choice.

>> No.11019486

nigga who gives a fuck its just herpes lmao

>> No.11019498

>>11018844
>The medical establishment just decided that they know what's good for society and that if you get herpes it's good for society so people won't feel bad when you reject
them for having herpes
Just no...

>> No.11019551

Sterilise the lips / mouth area first with a blowtorch and then throat fuck her

>> No.11019555

>>11018398
No because I have hsv 1 which makes me immune
Thank you childhood me, for using some thot's chapstick

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>>11019555
I don't think you're immune to HSV2 just because you have HSV1...

>> No.11019628

>>11018463
I saw on a site with millions of people that one person had something happen so therefore it's the average

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Think about all the girls that won't blow you after you cotract herpes. Not worth it if you know about it.

>> No.11019727

Op here. As much as I wanted to let her, I didn't get the dick sucked. It'd be sad to ruin such a perfect cock.

>> No.11019731

>>11019635
Think of all the girls who won't blow you IF YOU TELL THEM.... Hmmmm

>> No.11019795

>no pics of her
No to just asked here because biz is a bunch of gutless virgins obviously

>> No.11019881

>>11019727
Good man. You have maintained your dignity. You do not cast perfectly good genitals before zombies.

>> No.11020025

>>11018398

>girl telling you ever

My last gf told she has HSV2 after I broke with her.

don't trust women, just wrap it up.

>> No.11020048

Even raw the chance is like 0.5% if there's no outbreak, and less if you factor in the chance of you being immune.

>> No.11020152

>>11019551
Made me spit my tea u funny little cunt

>> No.11020157

>>11018398
Read the top of this board.

I want every single one of you faggots that browse this board to stop typing out your diary entries and look at the top of this fucking board for just a single fucking second, its all I ask.
You can see CLEARLY at the top of this board it says "/biz/-Business & Finance".
I don't know if I have to draw a fucking picture for you guys or what. If every faggot browsing this board started treating it with diary entries then the topic of this board would fucking die and it would be called "cunts complaining about shit".

sage your shitty thread.