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>>11015389
>won the lottery .. live in america
stopped reading

>>11015430
> disrespecting the most grotesquely prosperous nation in the entire history of humanity
> literally not wanting your nation to succeed like that

Never going to make it.

>>11015389
But I don't want to work, i want to live as a crypto-NEET and actually enjoy my life.

>>11015508
That's arguably Thailand though
Especially with where the US is going

>>11015508
maybe you should visit san francisco and then tell me how much you love your shitty country

>>11015508
Wasn't ancient rome the most prosperous nation and civilization? Not to mention all those erased from the history.

Also guy in the OP pic looks like a total retard.

>>11015528
We're so prosperous we can intentionally not maintain a shithole and purposely bankrupt it and still come out ahead in the end. USA forever

>>11015389
> Number 4
That’s right goy don’t follow your passion and live a happy life doing what you love. Instead work a stressful job you hate to afford the interest in the loan I gave you for that house you will never own.

keep flipping burgers goy

>>11015389
>lottery
Nice try Shekelberg, crypto isnt a gamble, its the future.

>>11015389
Many Canadians like this in Alberta besides the debt part they max that shit out on multiple motorized toys.

>>11015528
Or the brown spic shithole that is south Florida for that matter

>>11015520
>says Thailand is better than the US
Your retardation knows no limits anon. Kys you will never make it.

>>11015389
>"I hereby pledge to be a good wagecuck. I shall add value to the investments of my boss, or if self employed the IRS"
>"I shall be the goodest goyim for our best ally. My most patriotic aspiration is to die for the security & wealth of the Zionist state."
>"Despite being born as a poorfag in a rigged system, I'll cope by pretending a level playing field & free market exists"
>"I shall not question my overlords that own the megacorporations, media, governments, military and academic institutions. I shall delude myself that of I work hard I shall be one of them."

Do burgers really believe this shit?

>>11015594

If you like what you do, you're not gonna be stressed out. Maybe actually read the pledge, especially the parts where it talks about debt.

>>11015389
I'll do anything you ask daddy Rowe <3

>>11016052
30 years of red state brainwashing will do that to people.

>>11015389

>Won the greatest lottery of all time. Born in America.

Why can't people notice that this is 1984 tier propaganda? Don't you realize they tell the same shit to people in Russia, China, North Korea, Iran?

The US have good business opportunities, it's true, but they have quite a bit of social disparity. Simply being born there is far from winning the lottery.

Being born into a millionaire family, being born into royalty, being born into a few select scandinavian countries. If you would choose being born in the US over any of those, you are not going to make it.

>>11016301
Wrong. Being born in the US objectively gives you more advantage as a baseline than being born anywhere else on the planet.

>>11016333

Advantage at what? Heart attacks caused by cheddar ingestion? Can you back any of the shit you're spouting?

those are some very delicate hands.

>>11016333
>Being born in the US objectively gives you more advantage as a baseline than being born anywhere else on the planet.
the literal fucking state

>>11015389
is this bob odenkirk?

>>11016052
>says the anon who lives in communist (((Bolshevik))) yuropistan

>>11016389
Lol. Please reveal which shithole you live in then.

>>11016596
Dude, America sucks dick. Quit coping dude.

t American

>I got good parenting and as a result I managed to do things right and be practically born as a good fighter

Good for him

>>11016619
>t. shitskin or commiefornian

>>11016581
>t. Coping burger.

Nope. Ausfag. Here's the thing though, we don't delude ourselves about being free, neither do a lot of yuropoors. Only burgers say the type of shit posted in OP unironically. You ever see a slav or a kraut or something post some delusional garbage like that? The first step to being free is admiting you're a slave. Least a lot of burgers are working this out now. Most are still insanely delusional though.

>>11016301

Dumbest thing is, people in those countries still know it's just propaganda. Only burgers think it's real.

>>11017147
>>11017118
Still more free than you, Muhammad.
>free speech
>can have guns
>lower taxes
>can own violent videogames
>can look at small tits on the Internet
>can drive any car we want
>can build any house we want, and 4th amendment
>no nanny state regulating everything we can do or buy

Working is soooo great!!!!!

>>11015389
Counterpoint.

>>11017394
>le 56% cope

See? Delusional. Proudly cucked while their nation collapses around them.

>>11017394
This level of delusion can only come from some sub $100K making rural brainlet.

>>11017426
Absolutely based. I just may frame this.

>>11015389
Here's mine

>>11017869
This is the one I've seen.

>>11015389
funny how he says he won the lottery and he lives in America, then says in number 10 that you're a product of your choices not circumstances..

Also kek at "all men are created equal." boomers really are the worst.

>>11017394
>I can have things
This is really the most shallow and empty "freedom". Not even everyone can practically have some of those things because they can't afford it. The weekend is almost over and the bell is about to ring and like 4th grade, this is where we have to go back inside again and sit in our desks and start doing shit.

>>11016127
The absolute blue pill.
If you turn your hobby into a job, you will stop liking it. And ruin one of the few things making you happy.

>>11016945
Kentuckyfag here, dude is right, I feel bad for living as a wageslave, but I take joy in not being delusional like 90% of everyone else here.

>>11017547
ah, feels good to be the most based of all europeans, the anglos fuck we are good

>>11018297
its the equivalent of boomer circle-jerking

>>11017394

>literally only talks about what he can buy, not about anything actually valuable
>doesn't even mention power or anything that only money can actually buy, nope just shitty houses and and vidya

Yup that's an amerimutt for you

>>11016052
boomers seem too. apparently.
nevermind Christ Himself who denounces pursuit of wealth as a distraction from things of far greater value. Nope, best to work till you die and you get extra credit if you miss your family's events to curry extra favor with the boss.

>>11017426
>free speech
Until you sympathize with Nazism/Fascism, and then there goes your livelihood
>can have guns
can't shoot them at people, can only use them for home defense, if you don't shoot them in exactly the approved way you're criminally liable. Wooooooooh. Nevermind the fact that a jury MAY acquit you, guess who gets to foot the lawyer bill?
>lower taxes
offset by medicine costs easy, for those shlups who actually believe in goldstein's pills and ointments to make all your troubles go away.
>can own violent videogames
???
>can look at small tits on the internet
??????
>can drive any car we want
nigger, unless you can afford a lambo you aren't driving any car you want without stealing it
>can build any house we want
bullcrap, P&Z committee would rip you to pieces, depending on what kind of P&Z you get to deal with in your location.
>4th amendment
When cops can execute civilians on camera, 4th amendment doesn't mean jack crap. You're talking about the cops trying to catch an arson when the cops are the arson, it doesn't pan out.
>no nanny state regulating everything we can do or buy
Reasonably sure no state on earth actually has a system that regulates EVERYTHING someone can do or buy.