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11004090 No.11004090 [Reply] [Original]

*ctshh* *sips* ahh sure am glad I'm maxing my 401k contributions instead of buying internet funny money

>> No.11004134

>>11004090

kek

>> No.11004148
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11004148

>>11004090
now crypto was a good fad, those were the days

>> No.11004246

>>11004090
>year is 2030
>sitting on the porch of my filthy trailer home
>"hey grandpa, mama said you used to were a millionaire for a month, is that true"?
>"yep, it was way back in 2017...go grab me a cold one, and i'll tell you all about it..."

>> No.11004335

I mean intelligent people have most of there money in traditional equities while having a small amount in highly volatile assets like crypto so they don't go bust.

>> No.11004542

>>11004335
You mean rich people. When they were poor they probably would've invested in high volatile assets like crypto

>> No.11004578

>>11004335
>there money
Where?

>> No.11005210

Paying off my mortgage *sips*

>> No.11005533

>>11004090
>tfw a 22 year old boomer and this is literally what I do with the Leaf equivalent

>> No.11005538

>>11004148
ah-bloo-bloo

>> No.11006139

>>11004542
99% of them would never be rich if they did that dumb shit

>> No.11006167

>>11005533
im a 25 yo boomer that does the same. *sips to kid cudi music*

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>>11004090

happened to walk past this one yesterday

>> No.11006224

I'm going balls deep in everything. I live at home. I could've been a millionaire by now if I never fucked around, but what's done is done. And now while I'm still here I'm going balls fucking deep. 401k, crypto, ira, boomer stocks, etf's. And I got skills that pay the bills. If I don't retire from crypto in the next couple years that's fine cause I'll be living off of dividends soon enough

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>>11004090

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>>11006193

>> No.11006356

>>11006193
>>11006345
me too!
are you me?

>> No.11006365

>>11004335
8% of my wealth is in internet monopoly money. Most is in stocks.

>> No.11006370

>>11006356

yeah near the vic market, had a good chuckle to myself as I am basically the 30 yr boomer personified

>> No.11006448

Investing in Vanguard index funds, retirement guaranteed in 30 years

>> No.11006607

>>11006448
>buying tons of crap companies and inflating their stock value because you're too lazy to do even the most basic analysis
You're the reason investment banks have so much power. Stop that. It's trivial to manage a diverse portfolio of 30 blue chip stocks.

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>>11004578
There. Money.

>> No.11006808

>>11006607
give me some stock tips

>> No.11006959

>>11004090
You joke, but honestly this and a Roth IRA make significantly more money than any of the bullshit shilled on this hilarious Vietnamese comedy board.

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11007041

>>11004090
>tfw maxing my 401k and putting some into internet funny money on the side

>> No.11007119

>>11004090
Mate. I'm watching eth free fall, doing a uni assignment and just enjoying the sips

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>>11006231
Fuck. Take me back.
Every Friday night in the late 90s... me and my friends would go off and get a 3day rental for $5
We were getting ripped off and we knew it, but it was heaps of fun. We used to laugh at the opening ad on the VHS at the time
>THIS IS DVD

>> No.11007319

>>11006808
Read Security Analysis by Graham, give up after three chapters, and invest in the top 5 stocks in the top 6 unrelated industries (excluding finance and tech) that have a decent track record and aren't wildly overvalued. If you notice something getting over or undervalued, reallocate money appropriately. Reinvest your dividends.